testicles fingerprint

>lost your phone? just take a selfie with your phone!
i for one welcome our robot overlords with limited understanding of causality

>you can
Who say I would?

april fools joke tier
/v/ verification can tier

>>109350071
it's actualy true lol

>>109350011
>>109350071
McDonalds!

>>109350190
Can I have one McChicken and a large fries, please?

how long till this isn't optional

>>109350211
2morrow

Will the normalfags ever rebel and stand up for themselves? I'm going to go with "no, never" but I would love to hear any arguments to the contrary.

>>109350011
So Rajeesh from Google (in Bengaluru) can ask for boobes and vagene as a verification step

>>109350347
tight vagene

>>109350011
>jeets that steal my face can log in to my accounts now
>gubbermints will just use peoples faces to log in to whatever accounts they want

Absolutely retarded feature, why even bother with 2FA then? Won't this just lead to tons of high profile public figures being entirely unable to use google services because all of their faces have been captured from every angle at high resolution without AI too?
Sure, in theory they should have every single document stored exclusively in secure operating environments but we all know they upload confidential documents to public chatbots so why wouldn't they leave their shit unsecured across other google accounts?

Pants on head fucking mongol tier idea good god.

>>109350423
chinz mods tier tier idea

They will use this to build fake online people right? Just to flesh out all of the ai bots/models even more, right?

>>109350011
>you can use a selfie
>don't mind the glowies

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>It’s used only for helping you sign in, unless you opt to share it for additional purposes
>additional purposes
https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/technology/safety-security/selfie-video-sign-in/

>>109350699
What is the "Google Identity and Engagement" team anyway

>every jewtuber is trying to make non restricted content as that ruins their views
>youtube blocks users not logged in from watching age restricted videos
Guess there's never been a better time to delete my gmail

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>>109350011
The cattle are going to love the (((convenience))) of this one.

so a picture is not enough anymore they actually want a selfie "VIDEO".
really grim

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yeah sure, be logged into google permanently.
That way when you click a link to linkedin, you automatically create an account on there.

>>109350011
>*ai generates a video of you*
>*gains access to all your accounts*

>>109350309
normalfags use tech less and less precisely because the ways to go around that shit are starting to be too annoying - like lets take windows for example: I know that a pirated Windows 10 LTSC with custom scripts run to disable updates and block MS shit is the ultimate way to use Windows followed by Linux Mint and other Linux distros - a normie will not go for those as they are either old and unsupported according to general belief or its Linux - too hard, so a normie will just go for using a phone - Android or iOS, it matters not. Once those too become too much pain in the ass, the normie may just go for ditching that shit altogether.

>>109350699
The "opt to share it" will be BRIGHT BLUE PRIMARY BUTTON and the "not now" will be tiny and gray

I don’t have a google account so this isn’t a problem for me. good luck everybody else

well that means Google has the means to tell for sure if a picture is real or AI generated

thats impressive on its own

>>109351119
privacy is the biggest joke of this world, but go ahead, live your illusion

fucking palantir really want face scans, don't they

Sounds like verficationslop designed for the police and government to subvert certain amendments

and convenienceslop for the ignorant masses

>>109350011
what's a selphie video

inb4 you don't have to have uploaded a selfie before, and you don't have to have an album on the Goolag servers with your photo in it.
BTW. Recently the Goolag wrote me an email. They promised me if I don't sign in they would delete the account. I remembered a similar mail. I found this older mail, which promised the same. I waited until after the new deadline. I entered google.com and went to the log in. I was asked what my email was, not my password, yet. The Goolag demanded that I solve a Craptcha. I closed the browser window. I didn't want to know if the account still existed that much that I would solve a Craptcha. A bit later the Goolag wrote that my account was now active. Goolag, if you read this, the only promise people don't want you to keep is the threat. But this was not a threat, it was a regular promise. I don't want to do business with you. I trust you as much as I a parliamentarian or state school teacher.

>>109351303
+ trust

>>109350309
as long as there is bread, circus, and abortions, the goyim will never do anything.

>>109350027
Kek

>>109350031
they wrote if you don't have your usual

>>109350916
Grim, leddit post I found

>Account Created Without Signing Up
>This morning I received an email saying that I had notifications waiting for me on LinkedIn despite having never created an account.
>I thought it was spam but I went to the legitimate site and I was logged in, it seems to have used my google information. I assume this, because my gmail profile photo is used and the account displayed my last name as "undefined" (I don't have my last name displayed on my gmail)
>I then assumed my gmail was potentially compromised but there is no history of log-in besides myself. It said the account was created about 30 minutes ago even though I wasn't using any of my devices.
>I am in the middle of deleting the account but it won't let me because "We don’t have a password for you. Please create a password for your account." which leads me to think google has automatically created the account for me...
>I just want to know why this happened and if anyone has experienced something similar?

I just tried going ont here and it didn't work but I remember whenever I sign into youtube I always go in the cookies and delete the auto generated google cookie which signs me into their shitstain of a search engine. I assume that is probably what they use, pretty gay and retarded and borderline malware

Makes me feel good to not even have a Google account. Not Apple account. Although unfortunately I still have a Microsoft account because I bought Office 2016 a few years ago and if I delete my account the purchase is gone forever.