What would you do in this situation?
>>109355995Move back to India saaar. They’ll never catch me in Mumbai.
>>109355995Pay with the only alternative currency they accept: sucking feminine rustroon penis
>>109355995Pretend to be a college student working on a school project
Just don't pay.
>>109356017on everybody's soul, we are ALL doing that for free
>>109355995> I'm building RetainDB a memory layer for AI agents. You send it a conversation, it extracts structured memories, stores them, and lets you search them later. The architecture is Cloudflare Workers + KV + Durable Objects + Queues.lol
>>109356017What payment processors can I use to accept such currency?
>>109355995I do not pity serverlessfags
>>109356250He gets what he fucking deserves. Remember, these faggots also didhttps://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-stream-now-supports-nfts/https://blog.cloudflare.com/get-started-web3/
>>109355995this is why I don't use AWS or CloudFlare or any other jew service
>>109355995I have a $100/month limit set on these things.
If you own the bank 5K that's your problem, if you own the bank 5M that's their problem.
Cloudflare is poison
>>109359449This his only mistake was racking up only 36k instead of 36M
>>109355995i have cloudflare fatiguethey release multiple products every week it feels like
>>109355995This is the same reason of why I don't use AWS for personal projects. Even if you have CloudFront metrics fed into a CloudWatch alarm that triggers a Lambda which update a WAF rule, there's still a small gap which allows bots and trolls to bankrupt you.
It should be common knowledge by now that cloud providers are never the correct choice for hobby projects because they WILL bankrupt you and your only way out is them being unreasonably nice.>But you can set alertsWon't help you because pricing is dynamic and calculated after the fact.
You can just not pay.They cannot imprison you for not paying. At most they call collections and you can just ignore them too.Your credit score might tank if there is such a thing in your country (USA btfo), but it's not a big deal unless you were looking to buy a house or something
>>109357399why not a $0 limit and host your own, faggot?
>>109360136based and not afraid of Jews pilled
>>109356265Only Rubles are accepted, sorry.
>>109360552anything remotely as smart as corpo AI needs datacenter specs to run
>>109355995>What would you do in this situation?i would never be in such situation as i know better than to use meme serverless crap.
>>109362331big pickle works amazing. It's free
>>109360552Host my own Cloudflare and AWS? I value my time anon.
>>109355995>Pay for server>Fixed Dollar amount per month>If you accidentally run some insane workload on your system, the worst thing that happens if that your system will become unresponsive>A shitty LAMP stack on a weak ass server can easily serve everything that isn't Google-Sized in a few milliseconds to thousands of concurrent users>Pay for SAAS shit>Bill is russian roulette every month>If you accidentally run some insane workload, you'll go bankrupt>Your "I'm basically Google. This is webscale. Once this service explodes, I'm ready to shard to database across 10,000 hosts!" nodeshit performs like absolute fucking garbage despite the monster of a system you're renting
>>109362352For now.
>>109362555$5 VPS always wins
>>109360592That's unironically a man. You are a faggot.
>>109362555I still firmly believe this, as I have seen it from 2005 to today: Modern web development is over-engineered so that web devs can keep their jobsWe've traded the simplicity of jQuery, PHP, and LAMP for endless new frameworks, pipelines, and tools, resulting in fragile and overly complex softwareWhat used to take a few web devs six months to build, and one guy one week a month to maintain and update, now takes a whole team running full-time
>>109356205Exactly. It's not even real.
>>109357399You can't limit your spending on cloudflare larping faggot
>>109355995It doesn't happen if you don't store your data on the cloud, just the process. S3/R2 and other cloud storage are expensive