Bruh, where the fuck is my anti-air mosquito laser? I've been promised two such devices, but both failed to come to fruition. There are so many fucking mosquitoes in my area this summer.
>>109356105just plant a flower bed and put out hummingbird feedersfuckers eat 2000+ mosquitos each every day
How about a battalion of tiny humanoid robots with a tiny machine guns and their own tiny army equipment like tanks, jets and helicopters
It's all fun and games until the mosquito pulls a 200 IQ juke and your cornea gets cooked.
>>109356105mmmm eye tracking automated blinding unit for the next time mom tells me to clean my room
>>109356105lol this is so insanely dangerous.
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>>109356123To my knowledge, hummingbirds don't eat a lot of mosquitoes, but bats, dragonflies, and damselflies will tear mosquitoes up. A handful of dragonfly eggs, will annihilate a massive amount mosquitoes. Just add a small water feature to your yard, and enjoy.
got a ultrasonic thingy but it's impossible to use at night; the led is bright blue. stupid chinks
>>109356105CEO Pravansinghjeet sincerely apologizes on behalf of Engineering, who apologizes on behalf of Claude for your now blind eyeball. Pls do needful and run update saar.
>>109356501life, uuh, finds a way
>>109356105>my anti-air mosquito laser>killing mosquitoes one by one with high voltage devices that have the potential to burn down your house and are not energy efficientElectric mosquito rackets are less dangerous and kill many mosquitoes at once in one sweep
>>109356861>Just add a small water feature to your yard, and enjoy.By adding a small water feature to your yard you will increase your local mosquito population by about 20 fold.
>>109356878Close your eyes and you won't be able to see the blue light.
>>109357328Add a little soap to the water and the mosquito population will tank.
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>>109356105>ai slop
>>109357561The dragonfly population will be equally affected
>>109356132Based and Hoihoi-san pilled
>>109357328You put the dragonfly eggs in the water, dummy. You're supposed to HOPE the mosquitos will be attracted to the water, because the dragonfly LARVAE will eat the mosquito larvae, then they'll have into adult dragonflies and clean up any adult mosquitos who escaped the watery gladiator arena.Seriously go watch some videos of adult/baby dragonflies tearing up mosquito larvae. It's wild. And it will teach you the ultimate sad fact of the world - we need mosquitos for the fuckin fuckass goddamn ecosystem.
>>109358190Man of culture.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6jJ9sV52l4
>>109357328Thanks, I'm good.
>>109356501>Second floor>Windows open to the inside>Openable window is flush with the frame on the outsideWhat technology can help me?
>>109356105Why? Just trick them with UV light + fan
>>109359813Maybe something like pic related?
>>109359813Just search for an insect roller blind on google, if you have a standard window then you can just get it straight from amazon, if not then you will have to look for someone to make a custom size roller for you.
>>109356105blue lasers for consumers are illegal.
>>109356105Photon Matrix Lab is "mass" producing at the moment, says they will ship in august.Basically it just scans the beam at low intensity across a plane and anything mosquito sized going through that plane gets zapped. Much much simpler than the overengineered bullshit like photonic fence.It has some basic image detection with a seperate camera to try to avoid doing it while some stupid human decides to stand very still in the same plane while looking into the laser. Still, I doubt it will ever be truly legal here.
what happens if a mosquito flies between your eye and the defense system?
>>109360356what happens when a mosquito sucks on deez nuts?
>>109356161>lol this is so insanely dangerousTo big enough idiots having the sun in the sky is insanely dangerous to their eyes.This isn't so powerful the mere diffuse reflection is dangerous. You have to look straight into the device, sit extremely still and have a misshapen head so the IR camera doesn't recognise you as human.
>>109360356>what happens if a mosquito flies between your eye and the defense system?There are two layers of protection. First of all if you are moving then the laser sees something moving larger than a mosquito and doesn't zap. There is also a camera (and IR diode) with basic image recognition to detect faces inside the plane of zapping.
>>109360129This will surprise owners of Blueray players.
>>109356105Reminder that "some evil people" farmed and released billions of mosquitoes they had infected with diseases they'll sell vaccines for. So of course they won't let you have a laser mosquito killer.
>>109356878Can't you just put some black tape on the blue led?
>>109360340Or just use pic related
>>109358266Bat boxes make a lot more sense on a neighborhood level. Dragonflies are already going to hatch their eggs in mosquito ponds without any human intervention. If you own the property you're much better off putting fish in the water to eat insect eggs / larvae.
>>109356105Build a simple bottle trap.https://www.instructables.com/Plastic-Bottle-Mosquito-Trap/
>>109362547If dragonflies and damselflies aren't in your area, adding a water feature with dragonflies will see subsequent generations from any of the ponds that mosquitoes exist without dragonflies begin to be dragonfly breeding grounds.>Bat boxesI did suggest flying puppies as well.
>>109356123hummingbirds don't exist in the real world. you live in hollywood or a cartoon. mosquitos, wasps, they are real tangible objects.
>>109356105A laser strong enough to kill mosquitos is also strong enough to blind you in an instant, even with just a stray reflectionIt's infuriating how sensitive to damage the eyes are
>>109361973the case is too flimsy so even I did that the light would pass through. Of course the case is white too, It doesn't stop the light at all.
>>109356105>mozzy flies past your eye>get zapped in the eye>blindOwned