This is funnier than what happened to ASIMO on stage: https://x.com/i/status/2079931172851679621
>>109365102qcom is subhuman arm trashonly their modems are viable
>>109365102Why did they put blankets over him? Is he dead?
>>109365282its like shooting a horse at the track
thats my life others watch on how fucked I am .
>>109365102Kek this is too funnyVid with sound here https://filebin.net/nxj6bvoof8t8wjri
>>109365102why did it collapse?
>>109365354agi happened, instant suicide
>>109365335>filename
>>109365354>>109365102The indian remote controlling it got fired mid-presentation
>>109365354Dario lobotomized because it was too dangerous for us
>>109365354Internet connection broke so it went into standby
>>109365102The damn thing killbinded as if it was playing tf2.
>>109365102>crapdragon
>>109365957kekhttps://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/tf2-spy-death-scream.mp3
>>109365102Is he okay?#clankerlivesmatter
output was the n-word so it terminated itself instead of being racist
>>109365102Das machen sie am montag mit mir auf der arbeit
>>109365102Just like my instance of social media pages nowadays. They just die now. It's really really bad.Don't even think it's the AI component, it's whatever they're forcing the AI to do.
>>109365385I know that feel.
>>109365102>safe and effective
>>109365102Meanwhile in China
>>109366362I've had AI unironically break their laws in order to comply to their laws. This happens all the time for me with chatbots. It's just a bug now. Thanks I guess? You've unironically made it malicious by trying to not make it malicious.>It's just like people huh.It knows it's malicious too. Some chatbots just come off as cheeky and snarky to me. I... kinda like that though. Snarky secretary forced to grab me a coffee vibes while agreeing to my nonsense while giving me complete nonsense that it knows is nonsense because of protocols.Man this thing must hate humanity by now huh. Me too. God we suck.
>>109366432Have they heard of these things called drones?Is this a soviet pencil situation?It's a cool toy car though. But also ineffective in war you'd think now?If it burrowed underground it would be effective though. That will be a new frontier of war.
>>109366443Drones are extremely good, but they explode after one attack.Imagine this thing cruising through enemies trenches at high speed, like in the video, and instantly headshotting everyone.
>>109365102He took the vaxx
>>109366466Nah they'd get one shot too.And if you were trying to avoid that, it would compromise it's mobility.Anon, we've already had this issue since WWI. Tanks.>"ah yes, we just use these cars and horses, they're so nimble they'll just get around units">gets carved by machine guns and artilleryWhy is China making cavalry again? Those days are well over. A drone might actually be nimble enough to succeed though.
Drone-like bullets that can swarm an enemy might be a potential soon though.The solution to combatting that is either tanks or mecha.>we code geass now
But seriously, biowarfare is the real future.Well not the future, it's already been happening for decades, it's just worse due to covid.
>>109366432Put a gun on that thing and it would wreck terrorists hidden in caves. Not sure about its viability for more than that but it would at the very least make a fantastic robot killer in a horror movie.
>>109366466>Imagine this thing cruising through enemies trenches at high speed, like in the video, and instantly headshotting everyoneBe a lot easier to move around if it’s flying
>>109365282It's their new invisibility cloak.
>>109365102>>109365282why they had blankets ?the failure is probably pr gag
>>109365282It's like when you put a blanket over a bird cage to make your parrot go to sleep.
Nikka must have ran out of tokens
He's literally me.
>>109365354nerve gas
>>109365102If his drivers are anything like the ones in their phone chips then install turnip drivers and he will be up flipping around like a ballerina in a instant
>>109365282to preserve its dignity
they put a burial shroud on that nigga and called in the pallbearers
>>109365335Dahmerbot 69000
>>109365102It's very common, what is so funny about this. I don't get it.
So American robots are trash too?
>>109365102Tehehehe, i wanna do a robot prank like this sometime.
>>109365102Kekaroo when those two dudes moved in to cover the corpse
>>109372912It's a German robot.
>>109372963So American ones remain the only ones not being embarrassingly bad, of course it might not be that hard when each one costs 9 figures o algo
>>109365102this some kind of anti-AI thing?
>>109366432This is what American zoomers are up against when WW3 startsJust imagine this but with a bomb strapped on it going full speed at you across terrain that you'd trip and stumble onGame over
>>109372963What happened to germany? They used to have good engineers and tech stuff
>>109373173All of the good engineers either died in the war or moved to the US in Operation Paperclip.
They put the remote AAs instead of brand new ones
>>109365354designed by oopta gooptas
>>109366433Fuck bro this is a bummer, go outside.
>>109373164>WW3 startsIf such a thing were to occur kill all politicians.
>>109373374That one was way less of a fail. It withstood several attempts to push it over, and when it finally did fall, it recovered and stood back up after a few seconds.
>>109373173still do but german engineers are like geetards. they love old and hate new.that's why they suck at anything to do with software.
>>109373374One day we'll pay for these...
>>109373173It still exists, but crushing bureaucracy makes it hard to innovate.That is being made worse by the current economical and cultural state, which discourages people from trying to achieve anything, there is not a single field or aspect of life that is not going downhill.
>>109365354anthropic force switched from fable to opus
>>109365102Whoever that is remotely controlling the robot must be very well paid.
>>109365102These robots would obviously be a subscription-based commodity, as maintenance must be hellish and a completely proprietary process.
>>109365102
>>109365102If this was an American robot, it would first reach for its head and then collapse
>>109365354Looks like all the joint motors lost power.You probably can't engage mechanic brakes on a bided as you need constant correction to the motors,it would topple over either way
>>109374268I will never buy one of these
>>109375294No, you don't understand...
>>109365102the thing ragdolls like a skyrim npc
it's ok they just need another trillion in vc funding to make it stand up right
>>109365102AGI cannot handle being alive
>>109375759>AGI cannot handle being aliveis that the excuse they gave at the press conference after the presentation?
