we are currently in the singularity. now what?
>>109370370kek are they about to go public or something
https://youtu.be/Vv3CEAS_w34?t=1016
>>109370370The moment of singularity is when humans transcend biology, so clearly not.
>>109370370will AI help him have sex with women other than his sister?
>>109370468ywnbaw
>>109370477>ywnbawReal women haven't been invented yet.
>>109370370How much more grandiose can this retard get about his overhyped shit? He must feel like he is a god amongst men in his least delirious moments. Even if AI is exactly as everyone says and makes human labor irrelevant in every single industry we know of and even those we have not even invented yet this Singularity talk is still way outside of the scope of the so called giga fast beyond human comprehension self replicating AI that ends all math and physics theories and debates is just laughable. These AI people should thrown in mental asylums.
>>109370370Well, if Sammy "Sis-Diddler" Altman says so, then it must be true.
>>109370370May I see it?
IPO marketing needs regulated
>>109370808no
>>109370370Time to buy AI stocks as their value will go up exponentially.
>>109370824just dont buy it?
>>109370843Consumers are largely irrelevant in modern IPO landscapes, especially with technology.As long as you run a campaign, and generate buzz, you’re already beyond needing a good product.
>>109370842Exponential self replicating stock value?
>>109370370>>109370468This.Wake me up when foreskin regeneration is accomplished.That's a much more meaningful benchmark than "SWE-bench" or whatever shit they're currently touting.
>>109370891This is what we call the FWOOSH stage, where we've taken off already yet the machine god still needs your money
>>109370370>2025>AGI>2026>singularity>2027>ASI
>>109370919Making foreskin regeneration a reality is the only way Altman can atone for all the awful that he's done.
>>109370838SAAAAMMMYYYY! The house is on fire!
>>109370370Sam Altman declares OpenAI is ShutAISam Altman declares transhumanism is the way forwardSam Altman declares the blood harvestSam Altman declares mortals have no power over himSam Altman declares something scary and important will happen in just two more weeks, for real!
>>109370370>singularity>still using money, capitalism and paying for foodNever trust a jew.
>>109370397>alternative visions painted by other companies are quite terrifyingyeah where Sam Altman isn't the CEO of AI. anything this man says is terrifying as his closest friends and colleagues call him an amoral sociopath who'll do anything to get power. him stealing the world's RAM supply was only the start of his megaloaniacal quest for world domination.
We've been in the singularity for 15 years, but marketers changed the definition to draw attention to their chatbots.
>>109370370I can feel it!
>>109370370Didn't elon musk say the same thing a year ago?
>>109370370Now we die.
>>109370370We get out of the singularityAnd then back in the singularityWe will repeat the above in a rapid and alternating fashion
yes, we know.we're inside a black hole, as in we've crossed the moment of no return.
>>109370397>Blabs on and on about literally nothing failing to mention WHAT this singularity actually is or WHAT the possible outcomes actually are. All just: words-words-words, which mean nothing.Altman should go into politics. He'd out-Trump Trump at his own bullshit.
>>109370381Brother if it's not at least $1T then Altmann will not be able to achieve "handsfree bussygasm ketamine total annihilation of the self" with his black BVLL as he will be denied the necessary pharmaceuticals.
>>109370370>Heavens Gate leader says UFO "is nearing Earth's orbit"Sam Shartman can stfu until he gets me a robot that can suck my dick and peg me from behind and has an ultra realistic self cleaning vagina
>>109373949You're supposed to already know what the (technological) singularity means
>>109373967>"handsfree bussygasm ketamine total annihilation of the self"Is this the meaning of life?
i wish these retarded AI kikes would shut the fuck up
>>109370370the grifting can't stop
>>109373948Not yet anon, but Deceleration 30 may be our last shot
>>109370370We're in the singularity. That's it. There's no what next. It's fucking nothing - effective as a statement on a piece of paper.
>>109370370This is what, the fourth time now?Wowee.If only they had a version of the "fool me once" saying that accounted for being fooled hundreds of times.
>>109370370I hate to admit it, but he's absolutely right.
>Elon Musk, Sam Altman, etc.Why do we live in a society where compulsive lying is tolerated? These people come up with something new every week with zero effect on their public credibility. Maybe I'm naive but it feels like you couldn't get away with being this much of a bullshitter 10-20 years ago.
by humanity he means the goyimand by singularity he means eternal usury
>>109374508kek
>>109370370I guess we scan our retinas so we can get some of altman's worldcoin (whatever happened to that?)
>>109373967Why wasn't I told? We need to help Sam achieve his dream
>>109370790Listen pal we need line to go up ok? So just give it a rest
>>109370370*blocks the path of your singularity*
>>109377464Just like the people that believed Bitcoin/GME were going to 1$ million. This time it's different.™
>>109370370I was promised societal collapse. Where the fuck is it? Come on.
>>109370370I HAVE DECLARED MYSELF KING OF SASKATCHEWAN
i think he's right
>>109377477if you were not stupid, you would've acquired more than a single btc and reached that million anywaythis time all you can do is watch chosenites burn your retirement funds on the llm altar (and be imprisoned for disagreeing)
>>109378037If you were not stupid, you'd realise that your post is a humblebrag and is irrelevant to the point at hand.
>>109377580Ummmmm brother the Japanese bond market is looking stinky! IT'S HABBENING
If everyone of working age could earn enough money in work to live their lives, then that is the true singularity.
>>109370370I've seen this exact headline like 8 times at this point
>>109376864Delivering great things gives you more license to lie, since people will look at your past successes and add more weight to your claims. Who did we have who delivered as much value to society through their products as Musk or Altman 10-20 years ago? Steve Jobs and Bill Gates maybe? One died and the other mostly fucked off from building things.
With ai, we are all going to see the pearly gates
>>109376864>feels like you couldn't get away with being this much of a bullshitter 10-20 years ago.
>>109370370>this would be the easiest short ever but you just know that boomers will do another round of QE for these AI fucks
>>109370919you are thinking to small. Foreskin regeneartion? Think about entire limb regen and changing out limps with flesh or machine.
>>109370370Yeah we're all single now
>>109370790you know this how?
>>109377908o king prithee grant yonder chuds some fine wenches and they shall swear loyalty to your cause
oh no bro i singularity cant handle all the meta vr glasses that i customized to remove the blue dot on pre sale and now i cant legally sell them omg im like broke 5 million dollardix that suddenly wont be feeding my bankpussy better kys myself
>>109370370>lying kike on crack makes more shit up, more news at 11
He does this same song and dance every time based winnie pooh releases an open model better than chatgpt
>>109370397>he completely 180'd on the "AI WILL REPLACE YOU ALL!!!" narrative after it started getting insanely bad press and people tried to kill himinterestingi'm annoyed he's finally locking down the free version of gpt. can't use thinking models anymore and can't use deep research. deep research was really useful. fuck you oltmun
>>109370370Polymarket Twitter Screenshot Unregulated Gambling Thread aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
>>109380393what
>>109370919give me my fucking skin back
>>109370397Just two more rounds of funding
>>109370843your 401k will be forced to buy it
>steal open non-profit company
>>109370468>The moment of singularity is when humans transcend biology, so clearly not.akchuallythe moment of the singularity is when mankind is one, regardless of what form they're in.>hence,the singular in singular-ity.not when men transcends biology.you've defined ascendance or ascent, which is to rise above that which you were once originally.
