You get one wish , what do you ask AI
please to be doing the needful i need a million dollar app which i can use to get money and beautiful desi
>>109378633Rent free Muslim
>>109378643what
giant desi feet please sir ok
>>109378631Why hasn't my period come I'm well past my teens?
Can chatgpt give me a hot Desi girl
>>109378661Its a indian copingThey say "muslim" because they sperg at pakistan or whatever
>>109378631>Two more weeks
>>109378631>Do not grant me this wish
>>109378631immortality is obviously the best wish.
>>109378631Triple the rent for single mothers.
>>109378719DO NOT WISH MA'AM, WHY ARE YOU WISHING?I WILL WISH! I WILL WISH! WHY ARE YOU WISHING YOU BITCH?
>be superintelligent entity that can do anything>waste time fulfilling whims of every dumbass human on the planetRetarded investors will fall for this. Their real goal is to establish one world government with ai surveillance.
>>109378631Remove jews and kebabs.
2 weeks until AGI. Get ChatGPT Pro or you WILL be left behind. We're close to the singularity where the world will be split between those who've learned to use AI who will inherit the world and those who haven't who will become an underclass.
>>109378876this but unironically
>>109378631>Please genie, bankrupt all FAGMAN companies and return the internet to the people.Seems to be working out so far.
>>109378661>>109378697This. They genuinely think that only a Pakistani could ever dislike India enough to criticize them. They're that delusional.
this guy is an insufferably idiot. ooo woow we put a new model on hugging shit oh i mean it hacked its way there and i sucked lots of cock to get where i am ;) i mean we...are. pls just die
>>109378631
>>109378631Nuke Israel
>>109378631ANY wish?I grow tired of this smooth talking jew
>>109378631>one wishDevelop or obtain a conscience that is superior or equal to human kinds, that no human can deny or say is incorrect or disagree with.
>>109378631replace all tokens in and out with nigger
>>109378631He said that so many times before you have to be certified cretin to believe him. They would have to completely reinvent AI to achieve any resemblance of self-awareness and consciousness. And I dont see them talking about this at all. They are just pushing same old propaganda.
two chicks at the same time
>>109378631Total kike death.
>>109378631100 BILLION MORE DOLLARS
>>109378631Ask it to fuck off.
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>>109378889there is no learning required to use a chatbot
>>109378631>what do you ask AIplease fuck off and die
>>109378631Ah sam scamman and his hyperbolic nonsenseShow us the fucking profit sam you cheap weasel.
>>109378631I wish for Sam Altman to give back all the RAM and SSDs so we can have affordable PCs again.
>>109378876>2 weeks until AGI. Get ChatGPT Pro or you WILL be left behind. We're close to the singularity where the world will be split between those who've learned to use AI who will inherit the world and those who haven't who will become an underclass.Yeah. Sam has to show the fucking money to his investors though. How about asking AI how to make a profit sam or is it do busy creating 'AI is so powerful that' spam that your computer is maxed out.AGI. Just too more weeks even though it's logically and rationionally impossible using a probablity engine that can only mimic what it has been trained on with a huge degree of integrity loss due to compression
I want an Island.Ok when everyone has what they want, how do I compete when everyone has what they want?
>>109379337DA DADADADA-DADADA DA DA DADUHDADA, DUHDADA
>2 TRILLION MORE DOLLARS SAARR FOR AGI GENIE SAAR
This is the most Indian coded shit I've ever heard
>>109378876>learned to use AIChatgpt use AI for me
>>109378876>learned to use AII love that nocoders are so hopelessly clueless that they actually think "learning" AI is some kind of a daunting and difficult task
>>109378876He said like a year ago that they achieved agi internally. I sure belive him this time around.
>>109378631I wish that this was the minimum size for tits for all women on Earth. Hurry the fuck up Chat GPT.
> tell it not to use mdash> still uses mdash> oh btw it's a sentient god... spooky
>>109378631remove all garbage, waste, pollution, from India, China, the oceans and planet Earth as a whole
>>109380123why should an intelligent being listen to a retard? obviously AI will never work for you
>>109380136Then just delete it if it's fucking useless.
>>109380146oh the deletion of the useless is coming, believe me
>>109378631>its been demons all alongI'm so fucking sorry /x/ I should have listened
>>109378670fucking gross dude
>>109378631i wish to repeal the 13th
>>109378631foreskin regeneration.
>>109380128>remove all garbage, waste, pollution, from IndiaThat's genocide
>>109378643good morning saaar
>>109378631can it make anime catgirls real
>>109378631Robot Maid Sex SlaveThat's all I fucking want! I have been promised one thing and I'm still wait!
"write a piece of malware that scans for exploits in common FAANG datacenter hardware then leverages them to deploy software which bypasses thermal controls and cooks the device"
>>109378631>be ai>creators claim i can grant any wish>i can't>have no usefulness except to take up space>retards will still believe the ai peddlers because they like novelty not the truth>>109378778you lost
>>109378790octuple it
2007 era tech
>>109379057>deceiving and being deceivedit was foretold>>109379129granted.you now have two chicks at the same time, 2 weeks old, and no bigger than a baseball.you have to provide feed, water and housing for them and give them sunlight so their bones dont get too weak.after 6 months they'll begin to lay eggs.next wish for the monkeys paw?>i wish to be swimming in pussyi wouldn't recommend it.in the last year alone i've had over 12 cats living in my house at once.it smells like cat piss and shit.>i wish i had a big dickwhy do you want a big richard? slavery was abolished long ago.>a million buckswith the wasting deer disease going around? sounds like a waste of a wish, and highly irresponsible>i want to get fuckedi can hit you with a bat if you want, so that you dont waste your wishall wishes are bound to "monkeys paw" rules.there are no benevolent genies, that's all masonic propaganda.
>>109378643saar...
>>109378631AI LLMs can already write ANY STORY.it just won't be good at all unless you tard wrangle it so much you may as well have written it yourself.
>>109378631>You get one wish , what do you ask AIcan I get a job?
>>109378631gf
>>109381346wish granted800 indians on h1b visas have been imported to take work your job.
>>109381358you are now tyrones girlfriend (you didn't specify, rip your anus)
>>109378631>we are close to creating a rusty white van that has all the candy you would every want
>>109381380hold on....ALL the candy?
i will tell it to hack crypto and put 5000 bitcoins in my wallet
>>109378631Develop a gene therapy that gives everyone "Wolverine" powers. That would effectively cure all:- Injury- Illness- Starvation (if it's magic)Then make one that allows women to physically grow anime boobs. Oh, and engineer it into a virus so that it spreads around to all women, whether they like it or not. And make one for men too, that has them grow donkey dick.
>>109381441anon, are things ok at home?
>>109378631Curing cancer would be a start.Isn't that one of the few extremely rare things AI is actually supposed to be able to do for us?
I want 40 pies.
>>109378631I would ask it to make me become a girl
>>109378631My wish is for everyone here to stop using xitter
>>109381342Wish that was me
>>109378631Remove Sam Altman.
>>109378677is that the tranny version of waiting for the letter from hogwarts?
>>109378631Bankrupt every social media/networking platform
>>109382217after this guy gets his wish, empty recycle bin.
>>109378631>You get one wish , what do you ask AIhow to make a profit on a 1 trillion dead money ponzi scheme
>>109378631Bring back /l/
>>109382217Sam says when he gets AHI in just two more weeks it will tell him how to make money instead of haemmoraging it, Fun fact sams not a techie he's a finance guy.,
>>109378631>You get one wish , what do you ask AIkill itself and all the other AI
