would u get a brainchip
>>109383310>Meningitis No thx
do you think they'll make salt n vinegar brainchips?
>>109383310If it used TRS? YeahUsb? No
>>109383396Salt n pepper is for homosexuals. Every white straight man knows BBQ is the only acceptable option.
>>109383310absolutely, what could go wrong?
>>109383310looks painful and it would probably deliver unskippable brainrot ads straight into your visual cortex
>>109383310Use case?
>>109383310how many ads do I have to have in my dreams to pay it off?
>>109383310In a genuine White-Nationalist society, yes.Here? No.
>>109383310No
only if it kills me
only if loli simulations are allowed>>109386329gooning unironically
>>109388296hey, sleeptime computing would be dope though!This is a beefbrain thread now.
imagine gnubooting this thing and forcing a dopamine overdose
>>109383310I'd rather get a chip in my ass that applies electric shocks my prostate.
>>109392574just get a pacemaker installed in your butt then
>>109383310Not unless I knew it completely on both the software and hardware level AND only if I needed it to like; stop seizures or something similar.
Fuck no.Couldn't pay me to do this shit.
>>109383396I'm waiting for the cool ranch.
>>1093833101) If the procedure is safe and life long2) Cheap enough3) Gives super powers (direct vision/sound/mind control)4) Input/output accessible via other devicesNeuralink is only there partially with 4, but it needs 10+ revision
>>109395091>Gives super powers (direct vision/sound/mind control)finally 32 bit 192 khz flacs will pay off
not before solving the jewish question
>>109383310The one thing cyberpunk was retarded about was needing to do a physical connection. Bluetooth nigga.
>>109395322Neuralink did that. But really, wire is good for huge data transfers. Bluetooth means you need to worry about battery/power/bandwidth/etc.
>>109383310If it's just an interface for a PC or a phone, yes. Everyone would, too, imagine never having to bother with touchscreens or keyboards and hotkeys again
>>109383310Yes if everyone else is doing it.
>>109383310maybe, once most of the fatal errors and crippling bugs have been worked though
>>109383310I already have a chip on mine. Oh wait that's my shoulder. kek.
>>109395450are you talking about wax?
>>109395500Not everyone has your crippling dandruff.
>>109395500the old saying is you have a chip on your shoulder.
>>109395516>>109395598sorry my esl ass guys I though it was something about bill gates putting a chip via The 'ax
>>109395655I though...
>>109383310No, imagine if in few years non invasive BCI catches up or even progresses, The implant becomes obsolete and the benefit for a life risking surgery was for nothing
>>109395135kek
IF YOU GET A CLOSED-SOURCE BRAINCHIP INSTALLED YOU DESERVE ALL THE HORRORS COMING TO YOU
>>109383310I am not a quadriplegic, so obviously not.
>>109396081non invasive BCIs are useless and will always be. Unless your brain lobotomizes itself to become a glorified transmitter, you are not going to be getting much useful information from the averaged activity of millions of neurons.
firmware is likely vibecoded so no
>>109383310Worst case, I get medical complications or die.Best case, it works properly and I eventually get targeted ads streamed directly into my brain.No thanks.
>>109383310Lol, I don't even want to use a cellphone anymore. Imagine putting a chip in your brain
>>109383310what if you get semen in that hole?having semen touching your brain is not supposed to happen
>>109383310Cellphones are already too much
You will surely have a total privacy with brian chips.I am 100% sure that in no point will (((they))) suddenly craft a law that allows them to tap into your brainchip and read data from it directly without your consent in order to extract your thoughts, memories or even raw data from all your senses (possibly live and remotely).I am also sure that the chip will never be an attack vector of any sort for future hackers or AI systems.Having a smartphone + internet embedded directly into your brain is sensible next step and will allow you to express your humanity better than ever.
>>109383310How safe is it, and why would I want it?Like if I'm putting technology in the most important organ in my entire fucking body it better be worth the possible risks.
>>109383310Depends on actual functionality and maturity of the technology. I'd say give it a couple decades before they're common.
>>109395322it was the 80s and gibson thought hard drives used magic crystals
