The Information Superhighway
Doesn't look like a series of tubes to me. I've been lied to.
>>109385406More like the information dirt road and a propaganda superhighway.
>>109385787I am not crazy! I know he swapped those architectural models! I knew it was a "series of tubes", I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he altered the network infrastructure schematics, he got that idiot at the provisioning desk to lie for him.You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That T1 trunk allocation! Are you telling me that a dedicated line just happens to bottleneck like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He routed a highway protocol directly through my pneumatic tubes! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I gave him access to my own AS! What was I thinking?He'll never change. Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the routing table! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Clogging the pipes! And he gets to manage a series of tubes?! What a sick joke! I should've capped his bandwidth when I had the chance! And you have to block his packets! You-
