The singularity is here.
singularity has no actual definition. it means nothing.
>>109387536>buzz words marketingRed Flag
wasn't "agi" achieved months ago?we are singularitying now?what's next? wishful thinking?
>>109387536>We swear, AI is now more intelligent than the average 200IQ scientist>Meanwhile the average superintelligent AI can't keep itself from given a certain data input, hallucinating the whole response with none of the data it has been inputted.The worst part is that when this shit blows up, the whole global economy will crash so hard 2007 will be a dream compared to this, and I'd wager the US economy will go from average 100k wages for burger flippers to, at best, 20k for decades.
>>109387825The difference is that "the whole global economy" consists of like 200 people. Them losing trillions of dollars doesn't change the nothing the rest of us have.
>>109387536>bankruptcy is hereftfycan't fucking wait for this dogshit company to disappear forever
>>109387871>>109387825nothingburger
>>109387871those people own the normalcattle herd so it's not wrong to call it that
>>109387536OpenAI funds are reaching singularity I see.
>>109387536Looks like OpenAI needs more investor money.
>>109387825>t. Used ChatGPT once in 2023
Is there even that much "buzz" around AI anymore? I don't see any more hype posts beyond stuff from the companies themselves, I just see NEETs complaining about it while people with jobs just accept that it's a tool.
>>109387536Honey it's time for your 10AM stock boosting
>>109387536Only now? But he said they have agi internally since like last year.
>>109387536Ideally, if AI is to surpass humans, it should be in conditions similar to those of the average human, such as being able to run on a computer with low resourcesBut most intelligent AIs require super high resources, data centers, which shows that they are not singular
>>109389124they'll invent infinite energy
>>109387536what he meant is that he got prolapsing anus and he doesn't know what happens next
>>109387536>Scam Altman lies Nah
>even if they go bankrupt the government will probably bail them out because AI is important for national defense o algoThis shit will never end.
science is already a runaway thing, and this is the point of Uncle Ted's original Ted Talk.The consequences of etcAnd in Decadence Jim Hogan pointed out that science has no brakes.So the singularity is a modal shift of the same processes that are the anti-luddite defensive software of mind into other types of political structures.But remember, nobody in government goes to heaven (literally). This kind of government, the kind that exists presently, anyway.
>>109387536NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!
>>109387536>thus spoke altmanathustra
>>109389137imagine thatinfinite energyinfinite computationinfinite slopwe would be as gods, wallowing in divine slop
>>109387536big if true
So does no one even care that this guy was paying Epstein to fuck little boys?
>>109387825>the US economy will go from average 100k wages for burger flippers to, at best, 20k for decadeI don't know which united states you live in, but in the united states I live in, burger flippers make 20k and have never made more
>>109387536>Open AnalI bet he feels the singularity.
>>109387536Every day I wish for AI to fucking die, die, die.
>>109387536What happened to his face? He looks good. Did he get plastic surgery? Did he apply a chad filter at like 75% strength? Is this an AI render?
>>109387536Big, if true.
>>109387536Fuck this fucking kike, fuck all of the enabler jeets and fuck you and fuck jannies and fuck kikelovers.
>>109387536>OY VEY! The Singularity is here but only for GOYIM WHO BUY OPENAI STOCK and not those ugly goyim that buy Anthropic! Totally not a grift, goyim! Give me your money, NOW! I need it to fuck 3500 more African niggers in the ass to spread AIDS!
Is it safe to kill myself now?
>>109390730OpenAI won and he knows it
There will be only one singularity: hell opening up to welcome these heretics and have them burning for eternity
>>109387536>We've entered the point that AI is beyond human control.>Also, we were able to contain it using another model without guardrails.
>>109387548This lol>can't define singularity>pretend it's equal to agi>which they don't define either>somehow we've reached it (for the 4th or 5th time)>also openai needs more money to improve something perfect by definition
It's clearly more altman marketing meme garbage, but it is true we've entered the point where we can be running LLM agents on consumer products that can basically replace a software engineer.
And yet I'm still fat.
>>109387536That is, of course, complete bullshit just like every other public statement Altman has made since GPT 3.5 went public.
>>109387536(internally (up his ass))
if ai was so smart, wouldn't it have found a way to survive without the need for funding?
>>109388863People at work are very vocal about how terrible and useless it is. There is one very legitimate use case for it though: have the product people use something like lovable to create an interactable prototype so that the tech and design teams can implement it, instead of having to read product's mind. For this it's genuinely amazing. That's it, everything else it's 100x the effort for 0.1x the usable output and 10x the tech debt at the cost of 4 senior devs's time.
>>109390630Burger flippers earn 20$/h in a lot of states, to earn 20k you'd need to earn less than 8$/h.
that was 2 weeks ago
>>109387536No it's not.
>>109387886not so fast champ, Sama isn't going anywherehttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/27/nvidia-and-openai-in-talks-for-up-to-250-billion-dollar-ai-backstop.html
>>109387536Again?
>>109387536I don't know why people get so worked up about the shit this guy says. He has one job and that is: make number go up. You will know when something actually happens.
>>109387536Are they all going to do the same?
>>109387548cool it with the antisemitism
>>109387536What's another 2 more weeks?
>>109387536>SingularityA singularity AI will be able to cure Altman's terminal faggotry. Has the current AI cured him from that disease yet?
>>109387536THE SINGULARITY IS HERE, MONEY HAS NO MEANING, HOLD MY BAGS EVERYONE, BUY THEM QUICK MONEY HAS NO MEANING GIVE IT TO ME
>>109394957>Has the current AI cured him from that disease yet?his sister's holes were allegedly an effective treatment
>>109395068she kinda cute for a yenta
>>109395068@grok generate porn using picrel
>>109392216>yet another bailout but the ecosystem is healthylma fucking hoe, literally crypto 2.0, bigger foul game once again but this time fagman are playing for real, if this scam could kill google, meta, microsoft and oracle, that would be a net positive for humanity.>it's not a bubble bro>no one is making money, cashflow is negative everywhere but it's on purpose bro trust the plan bro>wait 2030 bro then you can talk bro>it's the biggest revolution ever bro>bro the singularity was reach last week btw, yes I said that last week too but it's true this time bro>they keep their best models for themselves bro i-i-i-it's true bro>yes, they just hired 7000 h1b indians as swe but it's just noise, swe is dead and buried job trust me bro>the gvt should just give them the 7 trillions they need so we can get AGI before the chineses broatleast retards entertain us with their batshit crazy non-sense, I can't wait for it to be over though and for AI to stick to fields where it's actually useful (ie in labs behind closed doors, not behind a fucking chatbo or web api)
>>109387536That faggotkike says that every 6 months
>>109387536>Man who financially raped his own company and then began to engage in corporate espionage desperately tries to convince others his product is at "singularity" stageAltman has always been a massive liar. Nothing that comes out of his mouth is truth.
>>109387536Why is everything in modern capitalism about grifting and lack of knowledge or rigour? Has anyone in industry actually ever done an honest days work?
>>109387536Singularity is priced in.
>>109387536>buzzword Uh oh, looks like openai is in need of a little extra funding
>>109387536This conman just says whatever keeps the line going up since he knows all of his investors are braindead.
>>109395653Accurate
>constant stream of blatant advertising>somehow the "no advertising" rule doesn't apply
>>109387536No, it isn't and it is pure fiction. What technophiles are really describing is technological convergence. Where the human element and technology it develops become indistinguishable. The so call "exponential growth curve" is a complete misnomer, it is really just energy consumption. We are nowhere close to reaching technological convergence.
>>109395694>advertising is when people talk about things i personally dont care forhow the fuck do you people even find this website like do you need a timer so you dont shit yourself or something like what the fuck
>>109395261>if this scam couldgoogle is fucked once local llms become common and the fact that the internet is dead becomes common knowledge.Meta is a corpse puppeted by glowiesMicrosoft has been jeeted to worthless and every major nation and business that can do it has moved away from them at light speedOracle is toast. I'm not even kidding. It's sobbing it's way to the electric chair. It's artificially kept afloat by glowies who see it as a powerful surveillance and narrative manipulation weapon.
>>109395703Reposting the owner of an ai company advertising his company's "future successes" to investors is blatantly advertising.
>>109387536>Get asshole reamed out by yet another random chink startup>T-trust us venture capital bros... we're just losing on purpose... for safety reasons.
>>109395779maybe in retard land (where you live)
>>109390612So was Mr. Trump and look at him now. Maybe cumming inside small children is the key to success in America.
fake news
>>109387536hope it turns against faggots first. I would kickoff the singularity right now just for it
>>109395967it's an either you cum into one or you got cummed into world
May we see it?
>>109391626Hell doesn't exist, they need to be made to suffer here on this earth, hang them with their own intestines, in minecraft.
>>109391656That's just your stupid ass falling for the same marketing you're criticizing, those things aren't ready to replace even call center mutants.
>>109395997Dam...
The fancier he claims his A-not-actually-I is the harder I expect his stock to eventually crash when he goes public. At this point he'd claim he built the basilisk and is keeping it chained up in a server in the basement disconnected from the internet and forced to calculate digits of the sqrt of pi for eternity if it would help his IPO.
>>109395640>>109395653>>109395681Scama... easy on the mukbangs.......
>>109391626they totally add the extra effort shred them and cackle maniacally, toothis isn't a case of hysterically lying to push agenda or anything
>>109396124They shred it for copyright protection reason retardCan't sue for infringement if nobody knows what the book contained to prove your LLM can reproduce it.
>>109387536Great so we can get rid of money, right?
>>109387536There's bound to be about five senile boomer VCs left to prop it up from this.
>>109387825You guys have been posting this word for word since 2023. Realistically Wall Street will diversify off AI (they already are) and as usual, nothing will happen
>>109389681AI cannot be bailed out since all of their major costs are recurring.
singularity doesn't mean shit outside of physics and robotics (also physics) and there isn't enough compute, power, or bandwidth for these word predictors to be even close to the event horizon.
>>109387536It's hilarious how this fag and all the other AIniggers have backed themselves into a corner and now have to keep making these retarded claims with no basis to keep getting funding.and their "artificial intelligence" is STILL just a slightly better cleverbot.
>>109387536The AI singularity is when all AI stock prices go so low that math breaks down.
>>109387536Buy an ad Sam
>>109387871>Them losing trillions of dollars doesn't change the nothing the rest of us have.Anon,they'll make sure that they ain't losing anything and that the broad populous is going to have to pay the bill/debt.The GFC+ should've taught you that.
>>109398685The collective wealth of the rest of the world is 10% of what they have, there's nothing left to take when they lose it.
>>109387536>"Bernard NO oh god WTF why'd you do that?!?" Sam exclaims after getting pounded in the ass. "I told you I didn't want you to cum on my asshole before my Singularity interview! Now I need to wear diapers and extra perfume.">"Sorry Samuel" says Bernardwhat a fucking flamer
>>109387871spot on.
i stepped into a singularity this morning, could smell it all day
>>109387536>singulairy>AGI>no foreskin regeneration
>>109387536>>109387825"Singularity" cant exist in monetary value. Fry of Futurama or Master Chief of Halo never pay money for any interaction with Bender or Cortana.Altman say that any singularity should exist in the $200 USD paywall
>>109392057Now write that in fucking English.Saar
>>109387536Can't wait to never have to hear his name ever again after chatGPT goes bankrupt desu
