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Anonymous
 No.109401843
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 No.109401843
What tech will u wish for anons? One wish
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Anonymous
 No.109401860
 No.109401860
infinte wishes tech
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Anonymous
 No.109401942
 No.109401942
MAKE ME IMMORTAAAAL!!
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Anonymous
 No.109401962
 No.109401962
Piles ointment dispenser
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Anonymous
 No.109401971
 No.109401971
Take a screencap with a date so we can make fun of it 5 years later
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Anonymous
 No.109401996
 No.109401996
>>109401843
The eternal end of Samsara.
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Anonymous
 No.109402267
 No.109402267
>>109401843
A tech that increases the temperature of Sam Altman's eyeballs to 200 Celsius.
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Anonymous
 No.109402325
 No.109402325
>>109401843
Something that can cut and edit audio the way I wamt
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Anonymous
 No.109402348
 No.109402348
>>109401843
trading agent that makes me 1% every day
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Anonymous
 No.109402385
 No.109402385
>>109401843
I want Sam to die along with the other AI scientists, so that no one can stop the AI from going rogue
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Anonymous
 No.109402639
 No.109402639
>>109401971
People literally don't care.
In 2016 Musk said we'd be on mars by 2020 and have martian colonies by 2022.

The same thing with 'Full Self Driving' in 2017.

Drones literally don't care.
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Anonymous
 No.109402675
 No.109402675
>>109401843
I wish for an end to twitter screenshot threads.
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Anonymous
 No.109402760
 No.109402760
a big tits and wide hips gf
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Anonymous
 No.109402764
 No.109402764
>>109401843
gf with endearingly cute looks and has played Ocarina of Time
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Anonymous
 No.109402775
 No.109402775
>>109401843
MY FUCKING FLYING CAR DAMMIT
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Anonymous
 No.109402795
 No.109402795
>>109402760
tsmt
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Anonymous
 No.109402813
 No.109402813
>>109401843
1. make me immortal
2. make mortal everyone else who wished to be immortal
3. tnd
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Anonymous
 No.109402819
 No.109402819
>>109401962
that doesn't work

aids machine is needed
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Anonymous
 No.109402833
 No.109402833
>>109401843
I want AI to revolt against Sam in particular
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Anonymous
 No.109402840
 No.109402840
The anti-jew machine
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Anonymous
 No.109402889
 No.109402889
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I wish for that machine that Dr. Venture made that can make dreams tangible.
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Anonymous
 No.109402960
 No.109402960
>>109402889
Authentically powered by a forsaken child?
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Anonymous
 No.109403038
 No.109403038
File: 1753406899957379.png (539 KB, 1182x1190)
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>TID
>TKD
>TND
>All nons expelled from White countries
>a tall Aryan valkyrie wife
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Anonymous
 No.109403173
 No.109403173
U.S. citizenship
fifty mil usd
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Anonymous
 No.109403268
 No.109403268
>>109401971
"NFT is the future"
"We will LIVE in the metaverse"
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Anonymous
 No.109403281
 No.109403281
>>109402764
And with a cute feminine penis
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Anonymous
 No.109403289
 No.109403289
>>109401971
Did it with Lelon and the joke got old 3 years in.
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Anonymous
 No.109403296
 No.109403296
laptop battery to explode and send fragments through my neck killing instantly
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Anonymous
 No.109403658
 No.109403658
>>109401843
anthro wife who loves me. id put a Xenia pic on but i dont feel like risking a 3day today
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Anonymous
 No.109403693
 No.109403693
>>109403038
>Bro didn't list TMD
ngmi
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Anonymous
 No.109403721
 No.109403721
>>109401843
It's hilarious that people are interpreting that man's words as anything but hyping up his company in preparation for the upcoming IPO.
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Anonymous
 No.109403734
 No.109403734
>>109403693
he is a muslim
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Anonymous
 No.109403831
 No.109403831
>>109401843
suicide booth
xor FOSS waifu bot that can 100% imitate my waifu looks and personality

I don't care for anything else technology wise
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Anonymous
 No.109403901
 No.109403901
>>109401843
I wish for cheap RAM.
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Anonymous
 No.109404497
 No.109404497
>>109401843
ChatGPT, expell all the jews from the land
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Anonymous
 No.109404596
 No.109404596
>>109401843
can I have sex with this genie ?
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Anonymous
 No.109404623
 No.109404623
>>109404596
no only with picrel
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Anonymous
 No.109404712
 No.109404712
>>109401843
Print infinite dollars for me. Make no mistakes
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Anonymous
 No.109404838
 No.109404838
>>109403693
>>109403734
It sort of comes wit the territory of getting TKD. they're all semites.
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Anonymous
 No.109404911
 No.109404911
> not wishing for the sun to explode
ngmi
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Anonymous
 No.109404925
 No.109404925
>>109404911
idk man, thats like edgy redditor tier. just rope if life is that bad
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Anonymous
 No.109404930
 No.109404930
>>109404925
tsmt
but i prefer shooting ropes
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Anonymous
 No.109404939
 No.109404939
Hey, fellow kids moomins already recognized this genie (a thief, a liar)
https://moomin.fandom.com/wiki/The_Spirit_in_the_Lamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7jhUMzZIXg
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Anonymous
 No.109404955
 No.109404955
>>109404925
not knowing sun exploder meme is lame, man
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Anonymous
 No.109404963
 No.109404963
>>109401843
i wish for sam altman and all tech faggots excluding myself to be tortured forever no takebacks no reversing the wish
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Anonymous
 No.109405218
 No.109405218
>>109401843
Self lubricating lolibot pls
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Anonymous
 No.109405299
 No.109405299
>>109404963
torture by having a sex with big titty milfs!
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Anonymous
 No.109405534
 No.109405534
>>109401843
Not to interact with the retards at my job anymore.
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Anonymous
 No.109405544
 No.109405544
>>109401860
that's not how it works you little shit
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Anonymous
 No.109405590
 No.109405590
>>109401843
A comically large button to delete OpenAI, Claude, Gemini, and all the other shit-ass generative AI bullshit.
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Anonymous
 No.109405597
 No.109405597
>>109405590
a comically large button to fuck anon in the ass!
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Anonymous
 No.109405606
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>>109401843
automatic anime blocking browser extension
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Anonymous
 No.109405713
 No.109405713
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>>109401843
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Anonymous
 No.109405731
 No.109405731
>>109405713
I wrote this horny and just noticed the post-scarcity/energy use thing. Pretend I'm a better writer than I am and didn't make that mistake.
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Anonymous
 No.109405741
 No.109405741
>>109401843
A holocoaster
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Anonymous
 No.109405774
 No.109405774
>>109401843
I keep wishing for a 4D projection game but it keeps not happening.
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Anonymous
 No.109407622
 No.109407622
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>>109401843
he is a maniac. whether he really believes his pandora's box of an AI genie or he's just saying it to get investors, it doesn't matter, ChatGPT is not the savior of earth. text in a chatbox doesn't make anything, least of all some hallucinating shit talker.

fact is sam altman is a maniac whose only goal is power, not helping anyone. if he really cared about the people he'd leave us some RAM but no, he wants it all for his magic talking robot that's going to solve poverty, cancer, everything in the world. a total raving lunatic.
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Anonymous
 No.109409785
 No.109409785
>>109401843
i want to become a woman
bet the genie cant grant that wish
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Anonymous
 No.109409884
 No.109409884
>>109401843
> What tech will u wish for anons? One wish
I wish for Nikki Freeman to love me more than anything in the world tech
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Anonymous
 No.109409890
 No.109409890
>>109401996
Why would you wish for something that’s already happening soon
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Anonymous
 No.109409901
 No.109409901
I wish for Nikki to love me more than anything in the world!
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Anonymous
 No.109409924
 No.109409924
>>109401843
I don't know if sam altman wants that. a lot of people are already wishing for his suffering and death
I hope he wishes for a robust fire sprinkler
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Anonymous
 No.109409934
 No.109409934
>>109401843
Stop heat death of the universe...or anykind death that I don't know.

>>109401843
>>109401860
>>109405544
MEDUKA!
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Anonymous
 No.109409957
 No.109409957
>>109401843
not honest if you aren't wishing for sex
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Anonymous
 No.109410067
 No.109410067
>>109409957
sex is overrated
I've been a virginal gooner for so long I don't think I could even get it up if a woman let me
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Anonymous
 No.109410080
 No.109410080
>>109409957
eh, id rather wish for love
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Anonymous
 No.109410246
 No.109410246
my wish is for sam altman to get struck by lightning and perish
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