>make robot that combines maneuverability of quadroped bots with the versatility of humanoid bots>give it a satan head for some reason>use picrel as one of the promotional photosWhat was their plan?https://www.satyress.com/
My sides>Robots That WorkDoing what? Givin nightmares to children
>>109406385They had to know, right? You don't give something that looks like this a fucking chainsaw and expect people to not at least raise an eyebrow.
Are you fucking kidding me? This gotta be a joke lmao
>hey, kid, want some candy?
>Ba'al, go fold the laundry
>>109406417At least they built in weakpoints for us when the demons inevitably choose these as vessels because of the visual similarity to their Heavenly forms.
>>109406357>What was their plan?viral marketingthese fags are probably just like any other startup, all form no substance, so they use some cheap tricks to ensure their ads get spread over the internet
>>109406357Can you ride it? How fast can it gallop?
>>109406357oh no, he's hot!
>>109406357I know about a dozen furries who could have handled this better.
>>109406357I fully expect a Chinese clone of this idea that can do kungfu and sexywalk down a runway within the year
>>109406570>I know about a dozen furriesWhy though, what is wrong with you?
>>109406357they should make one of those next
>Sir, do you have a moment for me to tell you about our lord and liberator Moloch?Why does reality become more like a parody everyday? Next thing you'll tell me is the batteries are shaped like fetuses.
>>109406525No but it can ride you apparently
>>109406357but can we segg it?
>>109408805I think they've done a really good job of not making it attractive.It doesn't even have that blank, smooth robot attractiveness, it just looks bad and scary.
>>109406357Can you install a horse dildo on that?
>>109406357>maneuverability of quadroped botsThat's a meme. Don't believe Boston Memetics hype videos.>versatility of humanoid botsNow THAT is a meme. Humanoid robots and robohands are absolute dogshit and that's not about to change.
>>109406357that looks creepy as heck
>>109408827people will trun this into my little pony immediately
>>109406417Literally a satire. Like, literally.
>>109409249That's a centaur, not a satyr.
>>109406357>Already reached the point where robots look like nightmare monstersDeath of humanity soon
>>109409309At best it's a minentaur
>>109406385>Doing what?Replacing the people who thought they wouldn't get replaced.
>>109407851FUCKING RAD
>>109406357>>109406385>>109406417thank you, demon
>>109406417>>109406385Future sucks.
>>109406417the robotics investment fund grift industry has officially jumped the shark, expect doom in markets and maybe society
>>109406357Demons need robo pets too
>>109406417>we built big weakpoints into it like a heckin videogame!!!!PUT FUCKING SWITCHES AND LEVERS ON THE OUTSIDE TO TURN IT OFF IF THATS SUCH A SCARE!Did market testing go so badly they want to give people a way to "kill" it? They know it looks so intimidating that people need to have certainty it is actually weak, perhaps? Fucking clownshoes design take the demon head off of it man come on.
Imagine being in UK and making some slightly critical post about illegal migrants and ten of these show up at your door.
>>109406357kinda based, but also cringe.
wait till u see the horse cock attatchment
>>109406357their plan is to make them moo like a cow
>>109406417This one is funny too
>>109406357Why's it hot?
love how the AI industry has parasitized the robotics industry, now everything is just this retarded SPOOKY DOOKY dogshit not actually designed to have a purpose, but to look strange so investors give them moneyshit has been pushed back decades because of this shit, all this money towards the humanoid robot clown meme
>>109406417>>109406385you can tell no engineering went into this thing's "design" because of the feetthis shit's "advertised" purpose is to walk through forests, and they never considered a stick getting jammed in there?
>falling for satireIt's great.
>>109406357Can you put both the horse pussy and horse penis addons in the same model?
>>109407851Images that you can hear
>>109406357Unironically cool for building a one man homestead. Like a quad for hauling shit around but it has arms for for chopping wood and it can load itself up too.
>give it a satan head for some reasonthats a cow head you imbecile
Give it a huge pair of tits, big udders full of milk and a fuckable pussy, naturally the horse model from bad dragon.I'll buy two.
