I made a Facebook account ages agoremembered about it and the fact that I have just an insane amount of personal data on it, try to go delete it nowI had 2FA enabledthe phone that had the 2FA key is long gonestill have the email+passcode on a keepass file but it won't let me go through without authenticationMeta has no support email for contacthelp me find objectively funny ways of getting rid of this bullshit ass account do I pay a botting service to report my own account? do I send a strongly worded cease and desist to their headquarters backed by a law firm that doesn't exist?I'm at a loss, I just want it gone
>>109413050its over
I can't believe mark zuckerberg is shilling Facebook on 4chan in 2026
# Account Recovery Methods (To log in and delete it yourself)* The Official "No 2FA" Recovery Link: Logging in with your email and password, clicking "Need another way to authenticate?" or "Having trouble?", and uploading a government ID to receive a 2FA bypass link.* The Meta Pay / Oculus Support Workaround: Contacting live chat support through the Meta Quest (Oculus) store or Meta Pay billing support, claiming you are locked out of paid purchases due to the 2FA loop.* The Trusted Device / Network Reset: Attempting the login on a desktop computer using the exact same home Wi-Fi network.* The Associated Email Trigger: Checking the old email inbox for security alerts# Platform Escalation Methods (Talking to a human)* The Meta Verified Live Chat: Creating a new account, paying for a one-month Meta Verified subscription to unlock direct, live human support, and asking an agent to escalate the locked account for removal.## Policy & Policy Abuse Reports (Takedowns from the outside)* The "Report Imposter While Logged Out" Form: Using the public, logged-out "Report an Imposter Account" form, selecting "No" to having an account, and uploading an ID to prove the profile is using your identity.* The "Impersonation" Report (In-App): Creating a new account under your real name and reporting the old profile for "Pretending to be me," while having friends and family report it for "Fake Account."* Intellectual Property / Copyright Takedown: Filing a formal DMCA copyright report against specific photos you took on that account..## Legal Frameworks (If applicable)* Privacy Law Erasure Requests: Using dedicated portals for GDPR (Europe) or CCPA (California) to demand data erasure based on the "Right to Be Forgotten."## Damage Control / Hiding the Data* Search Engine Scrubbing: Filing removal requests directly with Google or Bing to delink the Facebook URL from your name.facebook com/help/contact/copyrightformfacebook com/help/contact/295309487309948/
>>109413316 shiiitthe ID upload bullshit doesn't work because I never gave them my ID at any point beforehand and I don't live in either the EU or CaliforniaI think I might legitimately have to be the first one faggoted enough to pay for a Meta customer support service
