Two weeks!
after an year using lnux, not going back to windows, thank you
Lol didn't they say this before? I recently had to sign in to the calendar app on my work PC. Didn't seem to do much.
Hello Saar, this is rahjeet from Microsoft! I noticed your Windows has virus!
>>109413900Jeet means victory! Then, now, forever!And Victory will Satya Nadella deliver, together withe Elon Musk
They should turn Windows into a Linux-based OS with a proprietary desktop environment and be done with the old cruft.
>>109413900saar i have a major quality update drop for you *pulls down pants and squats*
>>109413909>>109413929>>109413940>>109413944checked
>>109414021Huh, what are you checking exactly, anon?
>>109413900its his cloud garbage that ruined windows he's incapable of fixing it without resigning and admitting he has destroyed microsofts high margin software business and truned it into a high energy cost bonfire of capx on stuff thsat depreciates to zero every five years for fake short term financials. His whole career is built on the garbage that is azure, onedrive etcThe fact that an OS that forces you to do 2FA on a mobile just to log on locally was ever shipped as a concept means that privacy and security is so broken there is no fixing it. He killed windows with trash like onedrive and microsoft IDs just like he completely fucked up 'games for windows' he's the problem plus every time he opens he mout he spurts utter shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtl_gSogxg
>>109414029those posts
disgusting OSbluetooth headphones still won't work properly on it
>>109413900Too late, faggot, I've already installed Debian. Miss me with that shit haha.
>>109414030top tim never trust people who wave their hands around and make big arm gestures when speaking.
>>109414030>an OS that forces you to do 2FA on a mobile just to log on locallySteamOS?
>>109414032what's the conclusion?
>>109413979They already have their own linux distro based on fedorerhttps://github.com/microsoft/azurelinux
>>109413900I will be skipping all win 11 updates for at least a year he only makes things worse.
>>109414056exactly more utter shit for retards to get milked. <It;s SO much better spending half a day downloading a game you just got than just inserting plysical media and playing, loog at my usename and watch me authenticate my anus!
>>109414062i am still deciding
>>109413944>Hello Saar, this is rahjeet from Microsoft! I noticed your Windows has virus!/thread
>>109413979Linux is a kernel.
>>109413900>takes over >completely shits all over your OSStreet shitter excellence
>>109413900microslop will slop even harder. nadella is wearing his own ass as his hat.
>>109413944my vindows has a wirus!a wirus network?
>>109413900Until the last nepotist is thrown out of the company, Windows is nowhere near being saved.
>>109414078Any result yet?
>>109414088bot post
>>109414303YOU MUST UPDOOOOOT
>>109414305thishey doctor, does this thread have AIDS?
>>109414291>racism outside of /b/
>>109414322No thanks, Ranjeesh. I only do my updooting on my distro.
>>109414328>/b/ postingLegit haven't been on there for years. Isnt just porn + gore posting?
I hope it fucking dies. Useless malware.
>>109413979The shittest thing about linux is the filesystem though. It's a total mess of shit. Nobody knows where to put anything because everything is shitted up
>>109414305my conclusion is that those posts were based
>>109414337porn + logposting
>>109413909fpbp
>>109413900sirs we will use AI and H1bs to fix this sir please don't swtich to linux sir
>>109413900Microsoft has long since lost every white man that actually knows how to fix anything, and replaced them with women, jeets and shitty AI.There will be no more quality Windows updates, or quality Microsoft products at all for that matter
>>109414363much obliged
>>109414403If White men were capable they wouldn't have been replaced.
>>109414328>bro, just pretend that raycism actually means anything and isn't a shitty excuse for political censorshipAye, Aye, Captain!
>>109413900I know it's a meme, but I swapped to linux and haven't looked back.
>>109414030MS stock is through the roof. The absolute dog shit quality of their products and their army of 90IQ jeets means nothing.
>>109413900>SAAAR WINDOWS IS SAAAVED!!!No, thanks.. I'll keep using macOS/Linux.
>>109414581Having a nice desktop that doesn't lag is a victory. Windows is for gaymers and faggots.
I am actually happier with KDE Plasma than I ever was with Windows. I tried Windows 11 and my PC can run it fine. I just don't like it. They made it all queer looking and I hate every part of it.
>>109414690You use to be able to put the task bar at the top of the screen, Microsoft is fucking gay.
>>109414698I was never able to get used to that. It activates my autism like no other. Taskbar were made for the bottom of the screen.
I love Microsoft!
>>109414075Get better internet
>>109414309Kill yourself nigger. It is a kernel. NT isn't the problem with windows.
>>109414357but enough about windows
>>109414322The most popular Linux distros these days are rolling release for professional updooters
>>109414980I love their stock prices right now. That's about all I love about them. I sold today and made 4.5m.
>>109413900I feel like they've promised this every month for the past 5 years.
>>109415442and yet every update they release, breaks some fundamental thing, deletes files, or something that pisses off a large portion of their users. Imagine taking the word of a pajeet. They call and lie about shit to get your money, to think this isn't some big scam is folly.
What are the odds of the poojoo getting flushed so that something useable might come along, I'm skipping 11
>>109414611>MS stock is through the roof. The absolute dog shit quality of their products and their army of 90IQ jeets means nothing.Microsoft is soon going to be nothing butl AI and cloud shit. They'll drop xbox, windows and most other consumer software.
>>109415570they need to, Windows is such a loss leader for them at this point. The reason it's still around is they work with the government to track the population and spy on everyone. You haven't had privacy since Windows 2000.
>>109415589>Eternal Blue Double PulsarThis checks out
>>109413900Windows could literally make a gaming distro by stripping the majority of things post win 7 and keep the backwards compatibility and "gaming on linux" would die over night.All they have to do is create an epic launcher equivalent and allow cross ownership of titles from xbox - pc. (no "native apps" like the win store, just games).If gamers installed windows and it was 500mb idle ram on start-up, that'd be enough. The first thing any user capable of swapping and using a windows dedicated gaming install is already running programs to strip out all the telemetry and background apps, so it's net gain and a huge net gain in branding.
They pood in it
>>109415812That would be a mistake, it's like splitting your troops when you could win with the big army.If you split the use case, you end up losing a lot of those who don't need Windows for gaming.
>>109415812then everyone would use that, and they couldn't monetize you.
>>109414065I will be skipping windows until nutella is fired.
>>109414075>half a day downloading a game you just gotYou have shit internet, and you don’t even have the wherewithal to setup lancache.Skill issue
>>109413900>makes winblows slightly less shit a year after the 10->11 debacle made a bunch of people check out alternativesis this dude retarded? the time to have the spiffiest win11 imaginable was a year ago, and now that everybody was locked in was the time to enshittifywhat are those retarded ceos even paid for
>>109416574>google windows versionsOh look, your entire point is moot.>>109416625You greatly over estimate people. There are two types of windows users, 99% and the 1% that actually modify their installation. With a "gaming" edition you're only tapping into that 1% to claw back the 0.0000% that have moved FROM windows, back.The real effects are in the branding, instead of 100's of videos of "ditch microsoft" that is slowly eating away at their brand appeal you'll have 100's of videos of people saying "MS is back??"And again - it's not like a completely new OS is being made, just turn off shit. The bones of windows is still good, i.e. IoT versions of 10
>>109413900I still have to use this shit at work. Some computers take a huge shit and stall out when i press the start button on the keyboard and try and search for remote desktop (no internet). Others slow the fuck down and choke when I try and view a bunch of pictures in a folder using the default picture viewer. Stupid explorer context menu hide options i need in the old menu. This isn't a professional OS for getting work done, I don't know why they fucked all this up so bad. Perhaps they think companies wont change because normy faggots don't know any better.Security hardening makes it run slower than XP when it first come out.Indian CEOs are also suicidal right? They don't care if they run a company into the ground because worst case they get killed and respawn somewhere else?
How many Google Play gift cards is this service pack going to cost us?
>>109413900>force-installs another Onedrive Photo app with mandatory local AI-powered image scanning
Meanwhile Gnome crashes if you rename a file hosted in cloud storage.
>>109414433That's not how it works
>>109414357What the fuck are you talking about? That's more apt of Windows than Linux.
>>109416892More likely the antivirus and productivity spyware than windows, to be fair. Windows is pretty shitty, but what really makes corporate computing unusable is worthless "endpoint protection" crap.
>>109413900CoolStill not installing Microslop
after a year using linux, can't wait to go back to windows, thank you
>>109414433Windows, Linux and every other operating system in existence was created by white men. Once you introduce J33ts, it's becoming shit.Many such cases.
>>109413900>wangblows is JEETEDgreat news everyone! rofl
>>109413929>after an year>an year>anSaar.Saar pliz.
>>109417546That explains why they're so shit. You'll be replaced anyway.
>>109413900Saar, Copilot fixed W11. Pls use now and send bobs and vegana
>>109417560>You'll be replaced anyway.A.k.a enshitification
>>109417575Enshittification implies windows or linux were ever good. Seems more damning to me that whites really are worthless.
>>109417584Nothing of value ever came out of India.
>>109417527Def a fair bit of that, and also Windows requirement to be online i think. Start menu struggles sometimes when it cant bing anything.And who the hell knows what picture viewer is doing.. 2meg jpg shouldn't take multiple seconds to scan for viruses.
>>109414021Only 44 is a check u fuccnigga
I like Windows 11.I like OneDrive (file versions have saved me 100's of hours). I like Adobe Products (I spend hours in Illustrator every day as part my job).
>>109413900idk, my w10 home edition still works.
>>109413900thanks for the link, OP. you're great!
>>109413979Most Windows licenses are paid for by companies with tons of legacy in-house programs that need Windows to work. Maybe ten years ago they could have made some type of compatibility layer but now that the company is mostly jeets using LLMs, there's no way the could create a Linux distro that reproduces all of Windows quirks.>But WINE and shitCompanies with legacy in-house software want 100% compatibility, not 92.3% where that last 7.7% if full of things that will explode their software if it doesn't work exactly like Windows does.
>>109415570My guess is that they spin-off Azure and other cloud products into a new company, leaving Microsoft with all the legacy shit.
>>109414021>Checked uh wut?
>>109413979They really should, plus ARM based new platform ie. the nvidia one, just keep the x86 legacy running for business customers but start a new
>>109413900Part of this update is going to make it impossible to cractivate windows. They’re going to hard code Windows activations to your tpm chip and actively verify it with gdid. So in by “saving” Windows it’s just going to push more people to Linux.
>>109417662It's the right time for splitting off Windows into a frozen, legacy enterprise version with minimal functionality and just security updates (like Windows LTSC but even more limited), and add all the new&cool stuff and support for newer hardware and technologies into a completely different base where the market can accept less than perfect compatibility with old stuff.Microsoft has the leverage for relatively easily doing this at least for the consumer market. I think the software would quickly catch up, perhaps not painlessly, but in a few years things will be fine for most non-business users. If there are users depend on old software, they can remain on their old Windows.I think even the current jeets at Microsoft could pull this off. The hard part is the low-level stuff like the kernel and so on. Not a problem if they start from the Linux kernel.
use case?
>>109417978WHYYYYYYY
>>109417924>even the current jeets at Microsoft could pull this offIf anything, they're the ones who eventually will do it, see picrel.
>>109413929Same. Except 5 years for me.Only faggots and women use Windows. Aka most of /g/. And by women I mean "women".
>>109417986As a Linux user this disgusts me.
>>109413900HE SAID THIS THREE YEARS AGO, HE HIRED MORE AI JEETS AND ITS MORE BROKEN THAN EVER
>>109417978NGMI if you weren't already using file pilot.
>>109413940They have said this almost every year since the first documents-folder destroying updates
>>109414303based
>>109416767There's very little difference between the windows distributions. Home, enterprise, pro, education, are all the same they just have feature locks on what you can do. Server is the same thing with those features not just locked but stripped out.
>>109413900um...i'm on linux, how will this affect me?
>>109413929ii was always using linux off and on since 08'.i keep a windows partition installed, in case i feel like "gaming", but since i mostly play minecraft (for redstone builds and exploring) on a 'forever world', i haven't felt the need to go to my windows distro for a long time.most of my time is spend either wasting time, or reading or playing minecraft
>>109418091>I'm on Linux>how will this affect me?very little, because you don't have a job and don't use any productivity software at all.
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108629045
>>109417978Oh for FUCK sakes. Man fuck the metric tards so much
>>109413900If they could just extend windows 10 support for a few decades, that'd be nice
>>109414337l*li threads
>>109417986debunked
>>109417986indians have android phones, all of them,the ones who do use computers they are Windows,because the scam call centers need windows to work
you know I interviewed at microsoft and they are saying they've started removing ai from stuff because everyone hated it so much. kind of funny. I do hope it gets better.
>>109418543>steam trafficlinjeet ESL BTFOs himself
>>109413909kek
>>109418091Linux kernel devs will carry on trying to outslop MS.
>>109416670satay nutella
>>109413909How many is that in bahrat ser?????
>>109413929Saar key broken sr!!’ I fix u sr
this is theoretically impossible, beside, everybody knows there is no windows versioning anymore, it is a "windows current thing" OS which reflects theory as well
>>109419793Then why did they move from 10-11? Fuck the next captcha bullshit. I was on the right tile.
The only way Windows would be saved is if there was a full source code leak, as well as a leak of all the private keys they use for signing Updates, drivers, and kernel utilities.
>>109413900>chuds still cant explain how windows 11 is worse than windows xp they simply revert to overt racism
>>109419816Good news anon
>>109417978did they finally switch to proper GiB?
>>109419201>the most common pc usecase doesn't count
>>109413900LOL, they are really scared of people leaving en masse from Winshit
>>109413944Salutations esteemed gentleman, this is Nigel from Macrohard. We have noticed your Virus has windows.
>>109415589>Windows 200095b. >>109416574The army is incompetent, the generals fools who want to show off rather then win, and the soldiers imbeciles who only know how to look like they are following orders.Their only chance to survive as a company is a lighting fast small windows install that can run on anything and run any game up to windows 11. That's it. That's all. There is no unfucking this. There is no fixing windows 11 and how windows is being kicked out of soverign states and large businesses that want to protect their information from microsofts botnet. Their only hope is keeping the normie desktop.
>>109419859terrible performance (on contemporary hardware)built-in adsshoehorned in shit like ai companions (spyware)more spyware than ever in generalshoehorned always online (need to jump through hoops for local accounts)removing features
windows is saved by wine.in spirit.
Slop vibecoded by people who can't even explain the function of a for{} loop themselves isn't going to produce "quality".
>>109417639based le productive man
AMAZING!!! THANK YOU AND GOOD MORNING VINDOWS SAARS
