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Alt-tech spaces are so insufferable.

>OH MY GODDDD I LOVE HAVING A REALLY COMPLEX AND IN-DEPTH OPINION ON AN IDEA THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY BOTHER TO PARTICIPATE IN OUTSIDE OF TYPING IT HERE :^) I WILL HOWEVER, NOT PUT THIS SAME EFFORT INTO... MAKING ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A BIG FUCKING WALL OF TEXT IN RESPONSE TO YET ANOTHER "OH MY GOD GUYS THE INTERNET IS SO FAKE AND GAY. IM GONNA GO INNAWOODS!!! LMAO!!! UNCLE TED!!! BUT IN REALITY I AM GOING TO DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE I AM TOO CREATIVELY STARVED TO EVEN BUILD A FUCKING CABIN.
>I FUCKING HATE WINNT, BUT I WILL HAPPILY INSTALL STEEEEEAM ON MY LeNIXS BECAUSE GOD BLESS MISTER HALF LIFE, HE CAN LOOK AT MY LOLICON HENTAI FOLDERS ToT GUISE 3DpD AMIRITE??? LOL XDDD OH GOD OH GOD HOW DARE THESE FUCKING NORRRRRMIES SPEAK OUT AGAINST ME MASTURBATING TO DRAWINGS? THEY JUST DON'T GET IT... PUSSY FAGGOT RETARD... GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACES.. ON SOCIAL MEDIA>.. IF YOU DONT LIKE MY LOLICON HENTAI. I HATE NIGGERS, TND AMIRITE GUISE? BUT I WON'T EVER EVER STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC MADE BY THEM OR PLAYING VIIIDEEEEO GAMES MADE BY THEM OR WATCHING MOOOOVIIIIEEES THAT WERE MADE BY THEM AND CONTAIN THEM... GET THESE FUCKING NORMALFAGS OUT OF MY EXTENSIBLE MESSAGING AND PRESENCE PROTOCOL MULTI USER CHAT NOW NOW NOW!!!!

>OH, WHEN WILL MAGIC INTERNET WIZARD NERD APPEAR AND GIVE US OUR INNANET FREEDUMZ BECAUSE WE'RE FEMININE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING AND WILL HAPPILY GET ON OUR KNEES AND SUCK CORPO COCK BUT PRETEND NOT TO AND INSTEAD WRITE ANGRY POSTS ON THE INTERNET WHENEVER THEY INEVITABLY DECIDE TO FUCK WITH THEIR USERBASE FOR LULZ?

These motherfuckers love talking a lot of shit for what little they actually do, huh. I am pissed off to an immeasurable degree. It is LARP all the way down. You want "freedom"? WORK FOR IT.
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melty
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>>109434975
No, i let (you) fork for it.
No go and get yourself cucked i to child support by some millenial/ zoomer parasite whore.
Good luck roping yourself.
/thread
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>>109434975
Whatever creativity the purists had in 'em is gone.

>pic rel
Alternative technology spaces and Doing Absolutely Fucking Nothing is an extremely prevalent combo that I can't stop running into. The purists have it all wrong, and that's why altchans are always dead. They have nothing to offer but "LOL. WE Are Not Four Chan"
>"We. Um. Like. QUALITY POSTS! Please post Quality Here Guys!!! Quality Quality Quality! On our /B/ Board. LOL XD RANDUMB! Am I Right, Ayynons? Get it? AYY LMAO! OUR High Quality Four Chan The Chan Ouf Four Four Oh Not Them WE Are Not THem We ARe a Different Number, or Actually FUck That We are now actually a different WORD - Chan See? Suffix Chan Number Chan Ohhhh fuuuuuckkkk MY FOUR Anonymous ANonymity We are ANonymous Fear us We are LE Four Chan But BETTER because we are the 777th Chan to deploy VICHAN And that makes us Unique because 777 GET!!!!!!!!!!"

>"Join our IRC server! Our Four Alternative Chan IRC Server! Yes, We are Very Unique and oOriginal. please Check out Our WEBRING of 750 Other Alternative Four Chans who Are Not The Same Fucking Shit Over and Over Again"

DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE WILL DO FUCKING NOTHING and EVERYTHING will magically COLLAPSE AND THEY WILL COME. The people who have been stuck posting technologically impressive creations on Twitter will come to our 12 user shackcabin IN NO TIME!
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>>109434975
Swalee lee sway its the same difference
H2O Leen same thang
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>>109434981
>>109434993
>>109435020
What are these nonsensical replies? In what way are your posts related to alt-tech spaces being shit?
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I look like this and I say this
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Deranged schizo melty
Go back to lainchan
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>>109435315
Refer to >>109435002
>it's... le quality, or something
>8 posts per day
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>>109435327
DNR
Bye
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@grok summarize this
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>>109434975
Is there any hacker cafes where I can get ecstasy tablets and show off my roller blades?
Looking for something in Minnesota thanks.
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>>109434975
>>109435002
Post this on cyber*x-network
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>>109434981
I'm sure everyone is impressed you can write on a Kindergartner level, American.
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>>109434975
>xmpp mucs mentioned
which ones?
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>>109434975
Welcome to the modern world; It's only going to get worse.
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>>109435603
I yearn for salvation.
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>>109434975
Did anybody actually read all of this? I sure as shit didn't.



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