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Any DevOps guy here? How are yall holding up?
>>109438824>muh devops
AI took my jerb
>>109438824devops is dead
>>109438824Dead career
>>109438824shit's fucked
>lost job because it almost made me end it all>4 months living expenses saved up>working at a startup for free so that i don't have a gap on my resume>they said they would have funding my now trust me bro>probably going to have to move back in with parents>getting on the benefit now, covers my expenses basically fully and sets my runway to like 2 years before I'm on the steet>starting to look for work now>ready for leetcode>not ready for system design, projects are outdated at this pointadvice? I'm at the bottom of the powerscale. 28 y/o btw
my sister is 12 and she just called me a rizzless unemployed incel at the family dinner
Is leaving software dev for data analyst a solid move? i got 2 semester left i just wanna work
>>109442122>advice?date this guys >>109442456 sister?
>>109442460how many times have you asked here bro
>>109442513like 3 times
>>109442517Post a job opening you'd be interested in. Data anal-cyst can mean $1800 local grocery store Microsoft Excel monkey but it can also mean $450k hedge fund data cruncher. How much do you make now and what is your cost of living? What kind of skills do you have? Put some thought into it. And do it quick, I'm losing patience with you already.
>>109442460Oh fuck you dont even work? Just finish your fucking degree, two semesters is just a year. While doing that look around. Fuck. Do not reply to me.
>>109442545im not in the us and probably not smart enough to get into finance. i make $0 dolars and i can live comfortably after i leave my parents with 5k/month. Im pretty good with python and excel, with some experience with powerbi. ive spend all my college time on software dev but it looks impossible to get in
>>109442122>>they said they would have funding my now trust me broLiterally me. Impossible to find funding right now. The worst part is the more your develop your offering, the more partnership interest you have, etc., the harder (not easier) it is to fund.
>>109442617Finance is 100% about connections and 0% about smarts. The people in finance are widely pretty retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QYFJTAqQggDoes anyone find this guy useful? Some of what he says seems at least a little helpful
>>109446254why not work for small startups with no HR nonsense? sure you might have to take on more responsibilities but better than dealing with people like this guy
>>109438794>with no backup plan hahahahahahaha I had sooooooo many backup plans, and somehow they all fell through haha fuck me
>>109446254>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QYFJTAqQggI never knew that resume reviews was a thing whats next cover letter dance tiktok? Jokes aside I search for my field and found nothing...
>>109446384His advice seems to apply generally, I also found this guide on his website if that helps:https://www.headlessheadhunter.org/how-to-get-a-job
>>109446422what I dislike about all these resume sites is they assume you already have work experience. What if you dont? Then all their shit breaks apart. Especially in this economic situation its all up to luck if you get your first job or not. For example I developed a couple side projects and repaired old equipment I found on ebay and sold them as a start. I did this for a decade so I have zero job experience. If I tried to apply now as a hardware engineer I would never get a job despite even having both the skills and the degree. And I tried it back in 2022 when the economy was "good".
>>109446453I only did projects + uni, and the format still works for me. I think you can include anything as long as it has the what, how, result/reason and keywords, I saw that he reviewed a similar CV here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LdNpGQOi6w
>>10944625430 seconds in and it's already full of shit and completely at odds with real life at the most fundamental level. I am employed and an active part of the recruiting team (technical side) at my org by the way.
this woman I know has been working on her personal project for as long as I can remember and it totally sucks ass.We are not going to make it.
>>109446585possible, what do you think he is wrong about ?
>>109446549I wouldnt be on /utwg/ if my CV wasnt exceptional. I.e. a decade for studies and no work experience. Projects I can list endlessly but it would never get over it. I would think that most people here are like that.
>>109446628An average resume for mainstream software jobs in 2026, assuming 3 years of exp, is good if it has a 1:200 response rate. He claims 1:50 is crap. For new grads, it's usually in the 1:300-1:500 range these days.That's all he says in that time.On the left bar where he lists qualifications, not only are they wrong (in a reductionist way), they are also full of typos and incorrect labels, like "git or github" and "agent skd", showing incompetence at a basic level, consistent with his retarded ideas about applicant success rates.
>>109446549forgot to mention, I’m still in uni and doing a master’s to delay the inevitable, and I’ve been seriously working on projects since high school, hoping to earn some money from them. I never tried to get employed until now, so that’s my context.
>>109446653You'd be very wrong. I have 5 yoe including microsoft and a few startups, opensource contribs, patents and publications.
>>109446661the response rates are generally unknowable, and I chalk the typos up to him being non-technical and not using AI, what’s more interesting to me is his advice.
>>109446713Buy an ad
>>109446666so would you hire me or give me a interview if I handed in my CV? Its like a bunch of projects with two lines for education which took a decade. Zero work experience.
>>109446721I’m asking for advice on how reliable a piece of information is because I have no context to verify it against, this is my background: >>109446662
why don't YNs (young niggas) with no job experience offer to work or intern for free by reaching out to small companies? its certainly better than having no experience.
>>109446785how out of touch with reality are you in your unemployment prison?
these hiring practices remind me that we have exactly the politicians this civilisation deservesthey will not ride off into the sunset
>>109438829>>109439408>>109441062>>109441803Do you guys not set up servers and maintain them? What are you even doing?>t. fullstack engineer
>>109446827I have a job you bum
>>109446785I did guess what response I got. Also for some reason there are no internships on the market anymore its all student work presumably because they dont have to pay them a minimum wage. Obviously dont live in the US.
>>109446837>set up servers and maintain themI used to do that. Nobody's hiring right now
Made it past the AI/initial HR harpie round at NASAHopefully the hiring manager wants to talk to me
>>109438794>underemployedWasn't this unemployed, or was it always underemployed?
>>109446886the jews are fucking with the goyim what else is new
>>109446741When hiring juniors, if the projects are directly or closely related to what we're hiring for, and if you can convincingly discuss during the interview the insights you gained from these projects (e.g. you didn't make just a shitty little demo but actually developed and iterated on the project, leading to understanding the pros and cons of techniques or tools within the domain), then you'd get a take-home exam, we would discuss the take-home, and finally you would get an offer.For senior-level, you would need some serious proof to demonstrate this, for example if your work was actually used by a few thousands people and it powers core functions in their workflows.But I am in a unique position there. Other people put degrees as a hard requirement. I don't.
>>109446785Everyone does this and the response rate is even worse than applying for jobs. "If you're willing to work for free you're worthless so we don't want you" is the underlying stance that is sometimes stated.
How's the job market in europe bros? I want to move or get a remote job from there. Can speak spanish french and german. 4yoe
>>109446837If you think you can get a job by "setting up servers and maintaining them" you must be in middle school, and you sure as fuck aren't anywhere near IT, let alone "fullstack engineer"ing which has 0 relation to these topics.
>>109446938A couple years back with 3 yoe I made it far enough in a german company, got an offer at a french company, and got another offer in a swedish company, within ~25 applications. I lived in Canada at the time, but I had a EU citizenship. I'd say it's super easy.
>>109446950Were those remote jobs or did it involve relocating? How did you find those opportunities?
>>109446941Fullstack includes devops you idiot.
>>109446965The French and Swedish jobs were in-person, the German job was hybrid. All required that I was fairly local at any rate.I found these primarily through linkedin. At the time it was easy enough to skip useless postings because it told you which ones were paid placement or not (so 90% of each page was auto-skip). The rest worked out well enough. I would also expand from those initial companies I'd apply to by searching who their competitors are and applying there as well, things like that.
>>109446886They change the words around. The archive is having a bit of trouble with the search, but it can be anything.
>>109446966Thanks for demonstrating that you have never been anywhere near tech in your lifetime.
>>109447003Oh I see bro thanks. I guess it's a matter of shotgun-applying to reasonable sounding offers I guess. Sucks that I don't have EU citizenship though
>>109447013I don't care, I'm doing everything from setting up servers to dictating CSS styles to Claude. While retards like you NEET away.
>>109446931but would you give me a interview with my background if you only had a piece of paper that listed my short experience? Thats the part we/I struggle at. The interview is far out of reach since most applications filter me. I wouldnt have a problem with a interview if its just that.
>>109446785Really only works for niche fields like research and engineering. You need to do your internships entirely through a college. If you didn't land one the 2nd year of school with a any company related towards your major your fucked. Your first year should be working in the colleges lab or IT related bullshit, some local high schools might take you in for a tech refresh which is better than no experience as a programmer.
>jobless unattached sleepyheaded loner villain with 1.5 million of undeserved moneywwyd?
>>109447076Like I explained, I am in a fairly unique position where I do give applicants with that kind of application a chance, which is not standard among recruiters at my level. The thing that usually gets me to put these kinds of applications in the trash pile are not the lack of work experience or education, but if the projects are shit I expect out of a freshman's weekend project and not even particularly relevant to what we're doing.What I look for in the profiles I get are signals that the person can do this job and wants to do this job. Except fake/indian applicants, I have only ever rejected 2 pre-interview on #2 (one had submitted a resume clearly aimed at a totally different company doing totally different things, the other stated at the top of the resume in the background section that he was looking to try out some programming, while we needed someone who actually was able to hit the ground running due to time and budget limitations at the time). #1 is a very low bar, but the amount of 'b-but I cloned this repo from that one course and didn't even bother changing the README.md!' applicants is mind-bogging. These are auto-rejects unless something real special rescues these kinds of applicants. Otherwise we are getting AI slop nowadays, but it's not all that frequent yet (unlike what the headlines appear to say). Don't do that shit and I would at minimum get you in an interview.Like I said before: that only applies if you can find me, most people have a hard requirement on degrees these days.
you can post jobs on this useless graveyard of a website whose domain im still paying for https://utwg.fren.work/
>>109447206I remember the fall of the frenlibrary.
>when i was working towards the degree just having the degree was good enough to get a job>now i'm expected to grind leetcode and also have a portfolioI should just find another field.
>AI bubble pops>takes the entire US stock market with it>global recession on top of everything else wrong with our economiesif you're jobless now know it's going to get so much worse at some point in the next couple of years
>>109447380I have been stacking my savings so 20 months should be good right?
>>109444585>>109442617They are really fucking retarded on average. My boss was chastising me for writing Python scripts to automate tasks while he was doing retarded shit like using Excel/VBA to write SQL queries. They didn't work either
I'm supposed to be getting an email today from a recruiter telling me whether I'm getting an offer or not and my inbox keeps sending me out notifications from random shit and every time it gives me anxiety>GEICO: your payment is due>BANK OF AMERICA: Check out your new rewards!>AT&T: your payment successfully processed>Oracle Cloud: Dear valued customer,>Starbucks: Free mod monday!
>>109442617what the FUCK do you spend 5k a month on?
>>109447527He's spending it on Trump's golden age
>>109447527fable tokens, i just need to solve a frontier mathematics problem and ill finally be able to get a real job
>>109447399hopefully you are investing some of it in something safe like precious metals
>>109447569>boomer rockslol retard
>>109447584>he hasn't seen the price of gold since Trump got back in
>>109447206Read your emails and fix your site
>another day of getting drunk at moms house watching chinese cartoonsi dont feel bad if i dont think about it
>>109447713thanks for the report. will ask codex to fix it.
>>109447765millennials be like>what if I got addicted to this substance that makes me fat and lazy and retarded and wastes all my money and doesn't make my life better in any way and makes me feel like shit the day after
>>109447804what else is there to want? whats the big goal supposed to be?
>>109447801For the time being that's all good, but the reason there were 5-6 reported issues in the same single item is because you rely on it too much. Just sayian. After that, it's true that it doesn't really matter.
another day, another retarded lecture from my moronic boomer parents about how "I'm just not trying hard enough" to get a job despite the tons of applications I've sent, interviews I've given, and certs I've worked towardsat this point nothing I do will please them
>>109447527"after i leave my parents house"rent, bills, grocery. that can easily go over 5k in the shithole im in
>rejected from another jobI don't know what to do anymore. I have over a decade of experience and ended in senior level positions and management, and now I can't get anything. I truly don't understand why I can't find anything. Maybe I need to buckle down and just get certs.
>>109447881try editing your post now
>>109447078>>109447150>>109447505>>109447527>>109447765>>109447854where did all these anime fags come from?
>>109447914is that 5k USD?
>>109447958No, still not working. If you changed something in the magic link generation, you will have to reissue the magic link as well.
>>109447964no, im not in the us
>>109447982people often convert to usd so everyone's on the same page. 5000 sek is not the same as 5000 usd, retard.
>>109448016that would be like 1.5k usd
>>109447963
>>109448035u know mpv has a built in screenshot functionality
>>109447963welcome to 4chan, tourist
>>109448049so does VLC but i prefer using windows+prt scr so i can see the time/file name to revisit the kino easily in the future
>>109447971the fix should work with the existing link but there seems to be an issue with the cloudflare deployment. will let you know when its done
>>109448022Now suddenly the conversation is much easier to have. No more 'how the fuck does it cost you 5000k usd to live' noise. It wasn't that hard now was it?
>>109448022You are Polish. It explains a lot.
>>109447971build is complete. try now
poland isnt a shithole, id prefer it over USA.
>>109448157Works now. The danger zone button is now unreadable because of the color scheme, though, and the contact info should probably not create a mailto: based apply now button (either the contact info should be free text or it should just be an email field). Also, the initial posting does not require an email, while editing the posting marks it as required right now.
>>109447765anime and job applications has been my lifeI don't know what else to do at this point because everything else feels like a waste or just sucks now
>>109448221imagine how nice it is for a country to prioritize employing its own countrymen the mostcan't have that shit here
>>109448274will fix them when i get free. thanks for the feedback
Should I just try and become an officer in the military for a while, since I'll probably never get back into a tech job the normal way? They have operations research jobs, which is what my master's degree is in anyway. Not that they'd necessarily give me the jobt hat I want. The pay sucks dick, and I'm sure the lifestyle sucks, but my pay now is $0, and my lifestyle sucks.
>>109447963first day on the anime website?
>>109448413we lilerally NEED based anime hitler
>>109448500>Should I just try and become an officer in the military for a whileusecase of becoming a zogbot in 2026?
Have the anime posters gone to work or something?
I can't think of anything more discouraging than seeing how many people applied to a position.
ghosted by the recruiter after 5 interviews award
>fired by my recruiter
how do you cope with not clearing interviews for high paying jobs? atleast if you get rejected during resume screening you know you never had a chance. but in an interview, you're so close to getting the job or atleast it feels like that.
>>109450023define high paying and then i will adjust my response accordingly
>>109438794I wish vid related is how it looks like.
>>109448221>poland isnt a shitholebased knower.
>>109448094i said in my first post i wasnt in the us and not talking about dollars>>109448126im not
>>109447963welcome to Callahan's mouse utopia, enjoy your stay
what careers are you considering outside of cs?
I have interview fatigue I literally can't even pretend to get excited over ts anymore like they asked me a leetcode easy that I could solve in 3 minutes if I didn't have to explain my solution and like 15 minutes in I was so burnt out and I just wanted to stop talking and holy fuck dude when I pass this they're going to send me off to 4 more rounds of interviewslike please bro just give me a job or put me out of my misery already I can't do this anymore
>>109450260Flying. It's cool, but warning: do not attempt unless you can spend $100k and then survive at least 5 years with basically zero income.
why is a 7 round interview process legal
>>109447206t-thanks bro, I’ll be sure to apply
>>109451466>anon ignores my job postingYou should apply for Professional Whiner (I kid, my posting barely qualifies as a job).
>>109451466we need some rounded corners and shadows instead of outlines
Reddit says it's really easy to get an interview at FAANG companies now. Is this true?
>>109452612yeah it's true, I've interviewed with most of them. they have a ton of roles. just keep applying. the caveat is that the competition is high and they'll also squeeze you through 5-7 rounds of interviews for one job, and you'll most likely fail, meaning you'll have to literally grind like 40-50 interviews before getting an offer. good luck!
>>109452642>most likely failmost likely get passed up in favor of a better candidate*
>>109452642>40-50 interviewsYeah that's bullshit. There are only a handful of FAANG companies. Is each one of them going to give you 10 different interviews? I've applied to probably 30 different FAANG jobs over the years and I've never once even gotten a response with more than a decade of experience as a SWE.
>>1094528781. your resume must be shit2. yes, depending on the companies you can interview with multiple teams at once, and teams don't share feedback. microsoft, amazon, and apple do this. meta and google have a centralized recruiting system where you'll get matched to a team after passing a standardized interview loop, and they will give you even more interviews.
>>109453025My resume is all companies that nobody has ever heard of. But the last time I went job searching (earlier this year) it took me less than 2 weeks to find a full time job that pays in the low 6 figures. I'm sick of being middle class though and I want to work somewhere that pays good money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya5vEnNomf8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE2KF-vxvS0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9WLYbE0p-Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi1adQRdx3ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y_2mZqP3cc
being a raped ITcuck that can’t even get hired with experience sucksfuck this retarded field, I’m sick of this shita bunch of people around me have gone into other professions and their lives are easier because of it
>>109453157like wat
Don't you get the feeling that even if you manage to suffer and slog through all this re-training, interviewing, applying, certifying, lying, that it's just delaying the inevitable by a few years at most?Even if you manage to get a software job how long do you expect to hold onto that for? Before the next frontier model comes out and kills that skillset too?
Is frontend a dead field at this point? I see almost no frontend job opening anywhere anymore.
>>109447963Anime website noob.
>>109450533That's why you go join the military since all of that is paid for. Also officer retirement is gucci if you like the military aircraft enough to marry it.
unironically if you aren't using claude to prep for interviews you are ngmi
>>109454655They don't want me, my eyes are terrible and I'm too old. FAA don't care though so long as you are 20/20 with contacts in.
Just had my first HR screening call in yearsNot sure if I should kill myself or not kill myself nowI just want this whole humiliation ritual to be over
>>109452612> just lie brolie what I dont get it what am I supposed to lie about. I cant just make up random work experience.
>>109452612Maybe if you're indian. I got into FAGMAN because the startup I worked for sold to M$ for $150m. Even while at M$ I couldn't get any interviews in any other FAGMAN, no OA or anything.
>>109455782NTA Its called fluffing you simply state you did a little more than you actually did. Lying would imply that you did work you actually didn't do. Most interviews are meant to pinpoint crazy claims and weed out liers. But if you fluff by saying do did more work than you actually did then all they have from you is work that you actually did.
>>109453681pretty much
>>109453681There has only been fullstack in over 15 years, what rock did you live under until now?
all it takes is one visit to an airport and getting charged $6 for a bottle of water to realize that america is over
>>109456723>waaagh, waagh, the rich are taking advantage of me Ameritards spent larger share of their history being glorified cumsocks of their wealthy than they did enjoying in the post-war prosperity. You are simply returning to your old normal.
>>109456799i was like negative 50 years old when boomers started raping the country
>>109447399its gonna get eaten by inflation you know