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The chances that you make it to 2040 are no higher than 10%.
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>>109482740
I'm 29, I'm going to off myself at 35.
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>>109482740
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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>>109482740
Can they turn everyone into animal girls yet?
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>>109482740
I went to dinner with my wife's family a few years back. Her parents were trying to decide if they should retire now or work for another 5 years. I told them to retire and live it now. I told them that the elites decided Americans living past 60 isn't good for the economy, and the vax was their plan to rectify this problem. I presented evidence of this. My macro econ professor in college, who sat on a board of a Fortune 500 pharmaceutical company, advocated for this and stored his excel docs in public folder I was able to access. They predictably dismissed me and told me I was a total skitzo. Her dad decided to continue working. He just died suddenly at 65 having never even driven the giant motorhome they bought for their retirement. Her mom wouldn't even look at me at the funeral.

>tldr

Its all true. You have till 60 to do whatever you want with your life. Act accordingly.
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>>109483251
Doing things like giving an animal new limbs and bodyparts through gene editing is impossible because your bodyshape got build when you were an embryo. After birth you can’t get a new tail or ears if you inject yourself with the right DNA, but if you have a kid they probably will get it.
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>>109482759
that's actually the sweet-spot for hopeless obese gamers, you enjoyed the best part, and you're leaving right before the really bad part: ageing alone with nothing to show for it or even someone that will stay at your side when the obligatory really bad health conditions happen.
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>>109483334
The most fucked thing is that we are also running out of jobs to do. Even in China they have horrible gig work culture even worse then in US because there are no fucking jobs left, things just got too efficient and too automated, but instead of offsetting it by allowing earlier retirements or shorter workweeks we just create more bullshit jobs and unofficial service jobs like food delivery to prevent famine and widespread third world poverty.
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>>109483374
>someone that will stay at your side when the obligatory really bad health conditions happen.
lol. that doesn't happen
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>>109483386
society as a whole cannot come to terms with the idea that the majority people dont need to work anymore, and the idea of someone getting anything for free is somehow worse than making up complete nonsense, resource-draining net-negative busywork to fill that gap. so this will likely continue until the majority of people end up starving to death
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>>109483728
nah getting stuff for free is fine but only if the grand-grand parents stole it
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>>109483696
my wife took care of me after getting a life threatening condition
it was temporary yeah but she's been by my side despite recovery taking a couple of years now
the protip is getting an autistic wife and not an attention deprived grown child

then again, I'm not a zoomer and don't plan to kill myself so ymmv
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>>109482759
Can I fuck you before you die?
If you say no I'll just do it afterwards.
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>>109483368
What if I put my DNA inside of you
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Can it make a virus to make my dick bigger or cure balding? What about making the games come out on time without needing a bunch of patches for totally unforeseen errors?
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>>109482740
that's 10% higher than the last estimate
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>>109483386
>>109483728
>society as a whole cannot come to terms with the idea that the majority people dont need to work anymore

Yes but the government already has come to terms with it. Transfer payments, aka welfare to financially illiterate boomers, are easier to get now than they've ever been. Half of them you can just sign up for online with very little to no verifiable information. We don't all live in the same America. On one hand, there are people living under luxury communism who's job it is to receive transfer payments and use them to consume product, thereby stimulating the economy. Others live under a system of brutal capitalism, where they have to bleed and scrape and compete with other workers and small businesses to earn money through hard work. And still others live in an aristocracy where they inherit their wealth and exploit connections to chase power and wealth.

Both of the last "conservative" governments have dolled out trillions in transfer payments and created massive social programs for the communists to enjoy. There is no alternative. This idea that we can vote to force everyone off welfare and into work is a fantasy perpetuated by Fox News to entertain psychotic financially illiterate boomers and to keep wagies showing up at the jobs that still need to be done. We are in a sticky situation with work right now. The essential wagies must believe they are winning by having jobs. But we have to give NEETs money so they can buy things and keep the economy running. This is why stupid, do nothing jobs exist. If essential wagies see everyone at home getting money and not working, they will quit and society will collapse.
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>>109483334
Hi, can you share the proof for this?
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Covid 2 soon bros
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>>109483334
Tried to warn them about the vaxx bro... They just wouldn't listen. Now he's dead and they have a barren daughter
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>>109484088
All this gobbledygook and you never addressed the root problem being the money isn't real. Obviously everything is a scam when you can just legally counterfeit fake funny money. We shop at the company store using company coupons while living on the company plantation. So do the chinese. The last guy that tried to make money real got a bayonet shoved up his ass.
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>>109484076
I want an mrna vaccine that makes me shoot huge fat loads. Like a liter at a time. My dick is fine I just want to bust with more volume
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>>109482740
>pic related
it's just a cohencidence goy!
>>109482759
Please don't anon, we are all this together unironically
>>109483334
That's because they trusted the system as the system never really harmed them and in fact helped them and benefitted them, hence why the need to not trust that system?? For us though we never benefitted from this system and in fact were very much harmed and maimed by it so of course we don't trust it. Its two separate realities. Consciousness cognitive dissonance you could say.
>>109484088
What exactly do you think nano self-assembling Ai nanobot vaxes were for? Your health??

You guys and gals are ok, get out of new york if you can.
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>>109483958
how fat is she
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>>109484088
>If essential wagies see everyone at home getting money and not working, they will quit and society will collapse.
wagies are stuck up their own ass, they would work for free just so they could call others "unemployed" as an insult
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>>109484088
I stopped reading after first few sentences. Our governments are struggling because we can’t pay retired boomers enough. If infinite money to buy benefits of automation was solved issue we would not be fearmongering about millennials and zoomers never retiring. This is exactly the problem I am talking about, we are something like 3x more productive then 40 years ago and yet we are poorer and we need to work longer and harder then before. How is it that in silent gen years we had half of working population doing basic housework and way way way less automation then now but now to afford the same house and food we need both partners working full time, and all utilities break after few years while old ones last til this day.
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>>109483334
Schizo.
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>>109484443
Because we had money that wasn't as debased yet. Making women work and telling them it was liberation covered up more than anything when we went off the gold standard in 1971. Then we thought we could export our inflation and make the rest of the world pay for it, which did in fact work for a little while. And now it's over. The petrodollar is kill.
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>>109484402
This is sadly true. Being cattle is in their DNA, and I don't see anything wrong with society exploiting that. Someone has to work and it sure as fuck aint gonna be me.

>>109484443

> fearmongering about millennials and zoomers never retiring

This is exactly my point. You aren't immune to propaganda, and you are clearly receiving the signals that they want you to receive. Work your whole life and die. You are living in the rugged individual capitalist version of America. Meanwhile, millions of people your age are already defacto retired, as they chose to ignore those signals and seek out easily obtainable transfer payments instead. They are living in the luxury communism America.

>we are something like 3x more productive then 40 years ago
>How is it that in silent gen years we had half of working population doing basic housework and way way way less automation then now but now to afford the same house and food we need both partners working full time, and all utilities break after few years while old ones last til this day.

You are so close to getting it.

>yet we are poorer and we need to work longer and harder then before

Are we? Are you sure about that?
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>>109482740
can't wait for headlines where israel magically was working on the cure before the virus was released and how lucky we all should be.
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>>109484632
You think people work because it’s incoded in their DNA? You are either trustfund baby, neet or you worked at very high paying job and saved up money to no longer need to work. people work because people need somewhere to sleep and eat, you can’t just reject the system or else you just get thrown on the streets or into a prison. You just got lucky/worked extra hard in ratrace+be gifted and now that you can either choose to waste the money on luxuries or be humble and retire early you think you discovered some secret philosophy of not needing to pay for your shelter.
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The thing about schizos being right is no one remembers all the times they were wrong. The schizo hivemind is like a chaotic dark implication guesser. Perhaps it's even a psyop that false predictions are made so correct ones get drowned out. Like how many times have they said "the end is nigh"? Remember when they said everyone who gets the vaccine would drop dead?

Anyway, ChatGPT begin work on the TND Virus. Infection among niggers, muslims, jeets, spics and jews maximum. Severity maximum. Delay symptoms for 10 years. Symptoms should include; rashes, light headedness, insanity, nausea, pneumonia.
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>>109483334
>Her mom wouldn't even look at me at the funeral.
Yeah cuz you had that stupid grin on your face and greeting everyone like it was a wedding
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>>109482740
after my own experiences with AI it will be like this:
AI designing viruses
>virus does not work
>NOW i fixed it
>virus still does not work
>ok that is because this and that FIXED
>virus still does not work
>i found the problem it now works
>virus still does not work but gives you the wood
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Nothing ever happens, you can bet your ass that everyone will forget about this gay shit after 1-3 weeks.
>AI is being used to design brand new viruses
What the fuck is wrong with these retards controlling the AI if that's true?
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>>109482759
Same except I’m 33 and I’m going to off myself at 33



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