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I want to rest and heal for a while.
Oh no he's hot
>>109528488why has dancing become so gay? when did this happen?
>>109528488to the baker: i dont browse these, but basically every single OP image/video ive seen for this general for months on end, is the funniest, on topic, unique shit ive seen across this whole trash website. good job
>>109528552Has dancing ever not been for gays or for women, what do you mean
>>109528574She's getting them from insta and tiktok.
>>109528488Faggot>>109528574Samefag
>>109528518me too, but the log is large and full of errors
terrible thread
Nothing like being on three projects and having three separate upper employees holding up progress. I guess I'll play some more RuneScape today.
>>109528807Thinking like a true perma lower employee
>>109528807based, doings?
>>109528961I think I'll do some Slayer today.
>>109528807Don't worry Anon, if you harass your fellow co-workers, you will be totally rewarded for it instead of given more work for the same pay. Maybe throw in a picture of your anus to your boss during the end year review to be coy and to get the message across for that promotion.
I feel like something important has been stolen from us, but I don't know what it is.
>thought jeet names were ridiculous>"Sithole is a prominent Nguni surname of Zulu and Ndebele origin"
>>109529194>entire polish outsource team is africans>weirdest fucking names ever you'd swear they were randomly generated
>>109529194I once got a list of Indian employees and one of them was called "Rasagna Reddy"
looping back to accent chat, i tried to find AI software that could convert my accent to an indian one but i can't find any. there's only indian -> american, not the other way around. i was gonna use it for online gaming. useless shit AI bubble
>>109529429Why not do one to a female so you can land a 150k/year remote job?
>>109529439my voice is already smexy enough to get the HR ladies swoon
>>109529194>coworker talking some new guy on a call>sounded like he said my cock>guys name is actually Mike cocks
>>109528807Do their work too—with AI.
>>109529429You could try Omnivoice?
>>109529829Kek. I actually did someone's work with AI. Problem is it's all paperwork and security stuff that is completely out of my control as it involves other teams.
>>109529846Have AI send the emails to the other teams and social engineer its way into replacing the blockers.
>>109529846>>109529829Kek have the AI flirt with their wives and then fuck them
Pretty sure one of the seniors is going to be fired. She's been gone for nearly 3 months. I might get a promotion at this point.
>>109529917What's she doing?
>>109529949In and out of the hospital.
>>109528488how epically random xD upbot
>>109529962Oh, then sucks if it's a real illness.
>>109529146Not having to obey retards.
I hate how sometimes I have no work then other weeks I have tons of work that "NEEDS TO GET DONE BY THE END OF THIS SPRINT!!!" but there's actually no need to cram the final day of the sprint because it's just going to QA for testing... and QA can test it any time over the next week.... Today is one of those days. 6 tickets that need to get done by end of day but it's all fake deadlines
>>109529146well, for starters:>autonomy>placement of trust>understanding>common courtesy>long-term career prospectsI could go on and on about what has been stolen from me since I joined this industry
>>109530022Agile is just waterfall every two weeks, right? Thank goodness for the poor product managers that it's not more complicated than that.
>>109530022dont do any work any day and it'll always be consistent
>>109530077well can you?
>recruiter: hey its between you and one other candidate, ill let you know if you got the job by the end of the week>*ghosts me for 2 weeks*>emails me: can you talk today or tomorrow?errrr
>female recruiter contacts me on LinkedIn>her profile pic is her showing off her boobs in a thin shirt, with clothing that can barely be considered modestnew hiring meta just dropped
>>109530134Indian or North Korean scam, call it.
>>109530134AI probably
>>109530151Believe it or not, official recruiter for a fairly respectable company
>>109529334Fuck you bloody!>t. Rasagna
>>109530134Pic?
>>109529837this is just TTS basically though? i would need it to be real time, like how Krisp works, but Krisp only supports brics gibberish -> real english transitions but not the oppositewhatever it would just be for a funny bit that i might potentially pay 20 bucks a month for
>>109530049That's how it is at a lot of places. This sprint was pretty rough for me, I got tossed a multi-day db janny job that really threw me off-course
>get a job offer>2 days to respondare you serious
>>109530244I got baited into my current job like this Tbf it was the perfect job and for 1.5 months I absolutely loved it
>>109530049i have 5yoe and i have no idea what agile even is, aside from "report on your progress & ask for help" in every meeting regardless what the name is. in my current company we don't even really hold any meetings except 1 weekly progress report meeting because management doesn't see the point
>>109528488who is this handsome man and is he single
My company is stuck in the past and I have no pull to change it. I troubleshooted a floppy disk error yesterday. My manager also thinks that 8GB of RAM for new computers running Windows 11 is "plenty". Then their computers completely freeze up on them and they complain all the time. My manager was gone and I was only only IT on-site for a company-wide meeting when the girl who was presenting to everyone had her laptop freeze up and I had to power it down mid meeting and get it all started back up. This place is hopeless.
>>109530213Omnivoice can do voice clones/transforms too, but I'm not sure if it can accept voice streams and translate in real time. Certainly my 10 minute experiment with it the other day doing TTS it seemed relatively quick for short sentences though.
>>109530305Agile is just another buzzword that businesses and PMs use to create fake jobs and push accountability onto the lowest level employees. The idea is that you do rapid iteration and avoid bureaucratic process, so naturally this results in everyone adopting Scrum so they can be even worse than the DOD's utter misapprehension of what Royce's "Waterfall" paper was actually saying.
>>109530367yeah i guess bro i just wanted to get into yelling competitions and scream all the classic bastard bloody kinda stuff and i just can't do it with TTS...
>>109530305idk either. How it is right now.>3 devs, 1 QA, 1 PM, 1 PO>frontend dev working on frontend tickets, backend dev working on backend tickets, other dev working on a separate redesign branch of frontend>literally 0 overlap between the devs
>mfw buddy of mine got unicorn-level VC money for his aislop company Would you die of jealousy, /twg/?
>>109530090Other guy bailed when he saw the code or workload. This shit happened to me too except it was after 3 months lmao
>>109530440I would apply to his company and then try to figure out how to get unicorn investment of my own
>>109530481>get deniedWhat now?
>>109530090id rape them at the negotiations for that but alas in this job market you are better off not doing so (unless you already have a job and want to fuck with people)
>>109530440Not really. I'd rob a bank or scratch a few lottery tickets if I wanted money
what is it like working in Silicon Valley?
>>109530572>implying you don't want moneySo you'd basically cope by saying you don't need it
>>109530305God I wish that were me. Hopefully we get things reorganized soon, but the amount of management retardation around the "first priority" new product (in competetion with 3 other first priority things) has precluded anyone from doing so. Which is of course a vicious cycle that leads to product owners wanting constant updates about what precisely engineering is doing.>>109530394I fully expect people that people see "test it at the end" in waterfall and somehow confuse that with never writing tests of individual functionalities as you go.
>>109530507demote from buddy to acquaintance
>4 YOE SWR>employed>no degree>get insta rejected in every single application I sendShould I just lie and say I have a degree at this point? Would they bother checking for someone who has been working for years now?
>>109530623lots of indians and chinese everywhere. a lot of them.
>>109530682>SWRmeant SWE obviously
>>109530688interesting, what about jews, hispanics and blacks?
>>109530682are you sure that it's the lack of a degree that is the problem with your resume?
>>109530681Ok but would you stay jealous?
>>109530682i mean you could try putting it in your CV to see if it improves your chances of getting an interview but you will likely be eliminated later or terminated without recourse if they ever find out
>>109530654I am making money. I never implied that I don't need money, I just don't care that I have more of itGood for him
>>109530703there's a few token blacks. no hispanics. the hispanics are at the restaurants if you drive around into the surrounding areas. SF itself has very few hispanics. there's a good amount of white people too, it's like 35-45% white, the rest is mixed. I didn't see many jews when I visited.
I'm so fascinated by the tech world and Silicon Valley in general. I wish I had studied in one of those highly prestigious universities like Standford and pursued a career in something related to tech and science like neuroscience or something similar.Instead I just work in my incredibly boring office job
>>109530676The original paper on "Waterfall" is really very reasonable. Part of what happened is the guy responsible the DoD implementation of those ideas only read the first part of the paper so he missed all the stuff in the latter parts where Royce addresses the issues with the process and how to mitigate them. After that, everyone just associates "Waterfall" with "inherently horribly inefficient and time wasting bullshit" when the actual methodology incorporates iteration, exploratory prototyping, and so on. Waterfall as Royce described it is a really reasonable approach for a lot of projects, especially those where you're building a whole system and software is a component (e.g. medical devices, avionics systems, etc.)
>>109530768*Stanfordoops
>>109530768>wow i wish i was the top .1% in (field), but my life is boringyou would never have made it regardless
>>109530768>tech world career>neuroscienceI don't think you would have made it anywhere else, be happy with your boring office jobIt's probably not much different anyways
>>109530855>>109530877its over
>>109530134I saw a similar thing, it was a supposed ciso of some company and you could see her nips barely through a mess shirt. Wasn't a scam, I had a mutual connection with someone who commented how great it was to meet her at blackhat
>>109530877how is neuroscience not related to tech? Its literally the foundation of AI
>>109531037Only a retarded aibro would say something like this
>>109531037It's certainly not an efficient way to get into tech, especially if you're not going to be some sort of biotech or AI researcher, which wasn't implied. It's an overall midwit take from someone who probably spent too much time watching shows about tech workers being le hacker archetypes, or looking from the outside through tiktoks generated by gay men and women
>>109528807They don't want you to work faster than them.
>>109528594>She
>recruiter literally tells me I was passed up for an internal candidate from india
Being MENA fag is hell >Underpaid like Indians >Region is usually not trusted to hold corporate offices so you can only apply on insanely hard to get abroad or fully remote positions >always looked down on by Indians who will release all their repressed internal racism and self hatred caused by whites on you >in microservices heavy companies you are not trusted enough to own a service so if you need to get something done you need to do it do other people's services: literally the biggest humiliation ritual known to man where you have to beg the owner team for days for every little request. One click action that you don't have access to? Too bad, you can keep asking the guy, escalate to his manager after not replying for one week and then escalate to their senior manager after 2 weeks though, I heckin love cross team collaboration >since you bombarded the entire org with escalations now the indian engineer hate you with a passion because how dare you escalate him for not replying to your request that takes 2 seconds for 2 weeks>start going schizo on design and code reviews, add comments on unmodified diff, demand major refactoring and rearchitecture, make you unknowingly close all their backlog and todos as part of completely unrelated code reviewsThis is hell on earth. we are an awkward version of cheap labour that nobody likes.
>>109531267>caused by whitesNigga, your Mughal Empire?
>>109530768Every job is boring and has its own share of bullshit. Otherwise, they wouldn't be called jobs.
>>109531337Brother I've seen an Indian guy kick me in the balls figuratively then proceed to call a random white engineer sir in the same week
>>109530285Any now you hate it?
genuinely insane. how is this legal>be american citizen>go through 5 rounds of interviews, excel in all of them>get told im the front runner candidate, recruiter is excited>get passed up in favor of some other candidate that can't start for months and requires visa sponsorship
Just got home from my tech job. Now time to spend 2 hours doing chores + slop before going to sleep for 6 hours to start all over again!Fuck yea!
>>109531385Thank you based Zion Don
>>109528552all bad ideas come from france
>>109531385call the department of state or ICE or whatever. there's someone that is the right person to talk to. they are only supposed to hire foreign nationals if they cant get any acceptable americans
imagine having a tech job. couldnt be me.
I can't stop gooning from home.
>>109530709"be" is a strong word
>>109528488When I die I will be reborn in paradice and all the gig workers I have collected will be my gig workers in the afterlife. They will bring me my grocerys in under 40 minuts for all eternity. I will not give them benifits because they are independant contractors of the afterlife and this arrangement offers them flexibility.
>>109531554I asked claude and it told me there's basically nothing I can do. For internal transfers like this (workers already hired by the same company, in a foreign office) there's no requirement to try and find suitable American workers first, going by a vague statement the recruiter said as my case for legal action would be hard to hold up in court, and>reality check:it's an f500 company. They have infinite money, and I'm a single person.
>>109531638jews. not even once.
>>109528807Based. Nothing like getting paid a six-figure salary to chill at home and game all day.
>>109531554how naive are you? there has to be overwhelming proof at multiple levels of hiring that its h1b fraud and discriminatory and they might slap the company with a small fine.
>>109530682there is some poopy in my pipes you can fix :)
>>109531945is this for like a sex thing
holy shit today just keeps getting worse
>>109531215At my last job they let me know I wasn't supposed to get the job, it was supposed to go to an internal candidate but he was too lazy to show up to the interview
>>109531842Sadly completely true.Literally everyone who has ever worked in tech understands that 90% of Indians are incompetent retards who get jobs over far more qualified candidates. But proving that legally is a different matter
When do you recognize if it's a personal failure or your jobs' failure? I don't want to be a bitch and blame everything on my job but at the same time I want to make it clear to myself while some stuff I could've avoid or done things better, most of my misery comes from how retarded my job is and there's no way no one else can avoid it unless they somehow get into the right people's private parts licked.
You should be able to solve this.https://leetcode.com/problems/length-of-longest-subarray-with-at-most-k-frequency
>>109531541Do white people really
>>109532520That's a hard one but my initial gut is gpt 5.6 sol
All I do is send emails. I send emails, and I wait for people to send emails back to me. Sometimes it takes a long time, and I have to send more emails. If it takes too long, I send different emails to different people, and those people send emails to the people I sent emails to, so the people I sent emails to will send emails back to me. After this, I'll send out emails again.
>>109532559Sir can you be providing the recommendation for me, I am very skilled at the emails
>>109532529Real soccer is too dangerous.
>>109532520i just solved it in my head. next
any1 work at jump trading? how is it?
>hardware nigger>$85k/yr>mandatory in person, deep southi hate this state and i dont care about this job. im paid like shit to waste my life away doing glorified technician work and occasionally doomscroll digikey. i've been here for like 3 months and i havent designed a single pcbno tech companies will ever hire me because i cant do verilog or RF, only basic bitch embedded. i dont see any way to escape other than making a startup and grifting to goy faggots on xall i want in life is a 6 figure fully remote job so i can pretend to work while traveling and drawing furry porn
>>109532520sliding windownext
>>109533335Incomprehensible image
>>109533335can't believe you fell for comp eng memesthey've been nonstop hating on csgods since its inception.you might have had a career if you were chinese and in chinabut you're here
>>109533335your company should offer training just do the verilog or RF shit. Or do tinytapeout should teach you enough.
>>109530355So tell them otherwise? Thats what youre being paid for, cancerzoomie
>>109528552dancing has always been gay
>get bored at current team doing configurations for a propriety platform>move to a team that used AWS to develop features>got offered an internal promotion in another branch>learned that the new team uses a low-code solution based on vb/js/jquery/htmloh god i made a mistake. when is the earliest i can move back to the old role without looking like an unreliable retard?
>>109530090happened to me after a client dropped my team, other guy didn't like the job.he ended up as a sound techie for a news channel, got sent to cover the ukraine war and got woken up in the middle of the night by soldiers with guns who didn't speak a lick of english
>>109528488I'm hard...
>>109533415>he doesn't knowsearch wonderbread guy
>>109528488I wish that could be mebut with a bigger butt and hips
team lost another white guyonly me and an asian lefteveryone else are indian
>>109529334I had a delivery from a "Sukshitkumar Patel" once. No joke.
>>109532529>french>white
>>109529815I will never get used to the fact that westerners call their children names that are literally just words referring to genitalia.>Well, yes, my name is Dick, why?
>>109533911Just explaining to them why you wanted to switch in the first place my be the right move here
>started new job 3 weeks ago>massive codebase>AI usage is encouraged and expected>making progress faster than I would without>but my knowledge of the codebase is not keeping pace with that progressMaybe it's just my personal hang-up.
>>109534398>Maybe it's just my personal hang-up.No, that's everyoneSome people are too retarded to even realize itIt doesn't become an issue until a "bug" ends up being a deep architectural problem and vibe coders keep trying to band-aid it because they don't know how to handle the structural problemOnce a bad enough bug like that shows up the whole thing falls apart and nobody can fix it
>>109534398No one cares. You're not your fucking job idiot.
>>109528552dancing has always been a humiliation ritual for pussy
>>109534865This is also creating a nightmare for QA in orgs who still have dedicated QA resources.A lot of the surface level design requirements might test just fine, but as an app or feature set draws closer to launch date it's very easy for new defects to pop up as a result of compounding problems in the codebase.
How do you deal with a tech lead who’s confidently and aggressively wrong about anything that isn’t in his narrow scope of expertise and becomes offended and annoyed any time you question him on something you know he’s wrong about? Is it time to start looking for a new job? I’ve also never seen this guy write a single line of code, documentation, or even a ticket description that wasn’t 100% claude generated, and he’s in charge of the entire team. Even the overall planning of the project itself he relegates entirely to claude.
>>109535354are you me?
>>109535354>>109535386I had a similar problem in my last job. Only solution was to leave.It goes the other way too: they could be an insufferable asshole who is also correct, but that's still a huge problem because nobody wants to fucking work with those people.
>manager returns from vacation>all my motivation goes down a stinky toiletwtf
>>109535354Keklmao this is why I left my last job. There is like a bug in the software industry where the biggest narcissist dickhead always ends up as team lead anywhere you go.
>>109535739Often times these are the guys willing to take initiative while most developers are introverts who don't want more responsibility.
>>109535755It's basically "who wants it more." It's the guy who likes hearing himself speak, so he does (managers love that). It's the guy who wants accolades, so he gets them, by proactively taking extra work. It's true. Unfortunately this person is also the most dreadful leader of people so you get a team of depressed engineers looking for other jobs the entire time, and he doesn't tend to be very honest with the manager either. True catch 22 kind of personality.
>>109535763I'm lucky to have had actual decent managers for now, but I know someone whose management at her job is a bunch of psychopaths more concerned with playing stupid power games among each other to the point I'm surprised anyone still works there. I guess ultimately ambition is what you need to get higher up in a company and almost nothing else.
>>109531541of course it had to be the french, no wonder their players are all black
hows the job market for rust? is it better than mobile? android + kotlin/java btw
>>109530682>4 yoeI mean, you can lie about the degree, but at this point it doesn't really matter
>>109530768people like the ones you see in those places are a product of generational efforts, if your family doesn't have a consistent history of success in the past 3 generations (at least) it's very unlikely you'll end up being their peers
I work faster when I'm listening to music but right now I don't feel like listening to anything.What do you guys listen to when you're in that sorta mood
>>109536202I like listening to ambient music when that happens.Anyway, unrelated but today is a day where I'm just in a bad mood for no clear reason.
>>109536121This is the flawed Asian mindset that is currently ruining the tech industry. The original Silicon Valley was egalitarian and full of literally who random guys from all over the country who simply ended up in the same place due to interest in the tech and individual ambition/brilliance. If you don't utilize your entire talent pool you end up with one rotten inbred nepotistic group of sinecure holders and scammers.Some of the biggest worldbeating tech guys were dudes who grew up in terribly boring middle American towns who needed to exercise their 99th percentile brain and had a lot of pent up energy to do so. They work like they don't want to end up back there. If you're born with a silver spoon you simply don't have that drive.
>>109536202None So Vile, Mounier's drumming get me going like nothing else
Can you solve this trivia?>if i apply to an outsourced job, the consulting company will interview me, say im a good fit and that they are sending my cv to the client, but the client wont ever interview me in the 2nd round>if i apply directly to a company in their own website, after 1 week i get an autoreject email btw pic rel is from sugokuii.verygood @ig
>>109536121The big secret is that talent is largely heritable on top of nepotism
>Trying to assign me a coding story that will be impossible to complete on time due to devs and QAs taking days to review and test my shit even though there will be very minimal code changes when the sprint is almost over.Missed me with that shit, I ain't a chump. You can whip some other poor sap to do that instead.
>>109536336Just punch the wanker bloody proper right in his mug the next time he opens his teahole, mate.
>>109536336Is this everywhere now? God I'm so fucking sick of the modern SDLC. The same management/leadership that creates endless layers of crufty review and back and forth for a one line code change thinks you can just whip work out like back in the day.
>>109536391and it's 100x worse now when you're working with AI and can literally build an entire web app in 2 hours. You get to watch a one line code change take 100 combined hours of human working time and explain to each engineer and QA what is happening because the requirements were sharted out and useless.
>>109536241both what you said and what I said are true, with the difference being timing
>>109536391I have had three different managers say:>Code doesn't take long to write anymore. Claude does that for you in seconds now.And I just... What do you even say to this? I'm senior level and this is a fundamental attitude problem that I have no idea how to try and correct.
>>109536470I tell them straight up.>Sure does. It isn't the coding part that's the bottleneck, it's all these extra stages and bureaucracy. I'm waiting on human PR reviews, then I'm waiting on human QA, and people always have something trivial they'd like to add or adjust, restarting the entire process. None of this is necessary.The shartiest SaaS I worked at even had not one, but TWO entirely separate PRs for their two different dev/master branches, an extra layer of potential failure and fakework
Can we just go back to waterfall? Was that so bad?
>>109536593They basically turn Agile into waterfall. Then we get the worst of both worlds in one. The business/product side simply has no ability to actually generate good requirements on a revolving 2 week interval. It all comes down to the engineer doing and explaining everything to everyone and this is probably why our jobs are quite safe. The modern corporate SDLC world is entirely incapable of utilizing AI to the max, but startups are.
>>109536593It required planning in advance, if we could just start now we could get results quicker with minimum viable product. For other problems, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. We have time to plan and make unit tests/architecture/refactoring later.
>>109536593Also waterfall was literally a strawman in the agile manifesto of what not to do, and idiots used this to throw overboard any idea of planning.
>>109530704I can't be sure when I'm autorejected without being able to get a clue from their faces or the way they talk. I highly doubts its the resume, it's nothing like the turbo autismo ones that are memed to hell online. I have 4 YOE and it is documented in the cv. In the age of AI it literally doesn't matter how it looks. You can probably send a basic ass txt file and the AI will slurp the buzzwords it needs.>>109530720Why would they check for someone already in the industry for years?>>109536089I wish it didn't. I talked to head hunters and they always sound bummed when I tell them I have no degree.
>>109530720All he would need to do is go >"Oh, I didn't realize that was in my resume. I used AI LLM Claude Chat GPT AI AI AI Assisted Workflow LLM AI Claude AI AI to generate it and it must have slipped that in there. My bad."
>>109536650>I highly doubts its the resume, it's nothing like the turbo autismo ones that are memed to hell onlineI don't know what this means. I do know how to format a resume:>Skills (literally a categorized list)>Experience (with bullet points that mention each listed skill)>Education >ProjectsThat's it. Don't use AI to write your bullet points. Don't include a "Summary" or "Objective". I should probably put this info somewhere that I can copypasta because this is like the third time now I've typed this out.
>>10953620290s gangsta music, I need to feel like a real street nigga when im promping claude to center the div
>>109536801that's how you get absolutely disqualified anonyou'd basically be saying:>hurr durr I'm too retarded to proofread my own CV>there's no possible way I'd work at your company without making stupid mistakes like this
>>109536637The agile manifesto makes a massive fundamental assumption of a competent, organized and proactive business/product side that simply does not exist in reality and I've never witnessed it actually working IRL, it's a cargo cult
>>109536650>Why would they check for someone already in the industry for years?probably because there are people who lie about it and have gotten caught for it in the past so now it's standard protocol even if the hiring ppl don't particularly care>>109536801yea you can do that but you will look incredibly shifty and/or retarded.i'm all for embellishing in your CV, but it's much better to do it by including things that are technically right or unverifiable. education is one of the few things you can't really lie about. if you're really clever about it, maybe you can phrase it like "attended <college> classes for the duration of my employment in blah blah" so that the hiring AI bot doesn't automatically flag you as a smelly unschooled retard or something but idk
>>109536936I strongly agree with this. I'm on my fifth company to proudly claim they're agile, but objectively still operate on whatever the fuck we want to call this >>109536617
Just add “masters degree” in white text to make it invis but the AI sloppa will pick it up and put you to round 2
>>109536908Not true. The point is to hypnotize them with AI. Or as they say induce ai psychosis.
>>109536903from street nigga to sand nigga
>gym hag colleague is wearing thin pastel linen pants>can literally see her black panties through themDon't these whores know I'm οn NoFap?
>>109536031You're just looking for an excuse to become a woman, admit it.
>>109537288is frivolous, retarded spending a part of indian culture? is blind just filled with reddit level engagement bait too?
>>109537288I mean obviously this is why working class people shouldn't take out fuck huge mortgages. >But they make 3.5mil or whateverClearly they still gotta sell their labor for the mortgage lmao.Guys, if you ever hit a jackpot, you have got to remain discreet and sustain your comfort. But also this is probably a fake post.
>>109537356meta has invented vacations
>>109532529they're french, not white
>>109537356>"sabbatical" at metajust get a tenured position in academia, and you can go on paid sabbitcal whenever you want
>>109536936The agile failure proves IMO most execs and managers only read the first few pages of everything and skim the rest. And even then only take "we don't need time and staff for planning, we can save costs" away. That is assuming they actually fucking read the document, not some blog post in a magazine, or took a 1 day training course.
>>109528588>>109533823>>109535177>>109528552There was a time when it wasn't gay.
>>109536936Real agile has never been tried
>>109537288All stories on reddit are fake nowadays. Only bots and left wing lurkers remain.
>>109537604Just like 4chan.
>>109537587 Norse mythology is cringe and low T.
>>1095376184chan either has brown zoomers or ""white"" 25-45yo, nothing in between.
>>109537652Don't forget us Chinese spies and shills.... *sniffles*
every so often I say retarded shit that completely exposes how stupid I am, like in an interview a week ago I said a part of one of my projects was using standard SSL (instead of TLS) encryption when transferring data to the server :(
Why are white men so attracted to gayness? jfc I'm ashamed to be white sometimes with you faggots constantly posting gay shit and reveling in it
>>109537587Louis XIV performed as a baller dancer and would recite politically symbolic texts while his former rivals played submissive roles in the same ballet, it was considered very masculine once upon a time.
>>109537646Amerimutt detected.
>>109537827*Ballet dancer fuck
>>109537721You are considered ""white"", Xiang.
>>109537803Lighten up, it's just some casual office fun between bros, haha.
>>109537915>casual>funGirly mouthed faggot found
>>109537356As a eurotard, this is just fucking insane.
>>109538180This is what Americans want.
How do I join a laugh with the shit my coworkers say, how do I stop being a joyless Chud.
>>109536309fucking HR roasties will destroy western civilization for feels and updoots
>>109538052*inserts cock in your mouth**starts thrusting agressively while holding your head* Say it again? I did not hear you last time
>>109538750alcohol
>>109538832There is an interesting article on FT on this matterhttps://archive.ph/EaARJ
>>109538837I don't want to kill my brain, like my mother did.
>>109538854You weren't using it anyways.
got a job offer (not from apple tho) ~200k a year, no stock, just base + bonus as a software engineering contractornot my first choice, I'm trying to lead these guys on until I get an offer or formal rejection from the interviews I have going on, but they're pushing me to accept asap.What are the implications of accepting and then leaving like 2 weeks before starting?
>>109538907Reject until you get 300k a year
>>109532520Standard sliding window pattern, not even a variation.I'm curious, have standards gone up over time? I feel like jobs back then were less abstract which made leetcode way more useful. Even then I think that the average engineer couldn't solve this conceptually.Not whining that things might be more difficult now, just curious what it was like. Leetcode is fun as fuck if you're not having to grind it.
>>109537652All the actual White users left for Twitter, also known as the 4chan retirement home.
is emoji's in the source code comments a chatgpt thing or am I witnessing bona fide human stupidity?
>>109539409yes
>>109539409uncs really get upset over emojis in comments :skull: :skull:
>>109538907That’s more than I get at Apple
>>109528552letting women dictate trends
>>109539594>That’s more than I get at Appleerr.. yeah but this job has it's quirks which makes me hesitate... also its 5 days in officebtw, do you work at any of the cupertino offices, or are you in another location like austin / philadelphia? also are you a swiftchad or are you assigned to some other role that uses python / java / C
>>109539625*letting women have rightsAutocorrect is so silly
My it gov job is too stable I am under-stimulated does anyone have any recommendations to spice things up?
>>109539835hobby
>>109539835do you have a clearance and restrictions on what you can do? just bring a laptop with some offline games
>getting 500 on a lot of endpoints in prod>everything working fine in test and dev>tech lead (back-end with +20 yoe) gives me a huge document with some investigation he made with Claude>I spin up Claude and ask it: test/dev works fine, but the following endpoints are failing with error 500 only in prod: [....]>Claude gives me a very simple solution>PR with less than 40 LOCWhy are genXers faggots so dumb? You don't need all that harness and setup, just ask the fucking AI and let it explore for you, it will ask you clarifying questions when needed.All my work now is to receive gigantic .md investigation files, ignore and then prompt Claude with simple questions instead of using the investigation .md files as a guide.I'm seriously thinking about resigning, otherwise I will forever be a proxy between my tech lead and Claude.Sorry, I'm drunk
Is this a fine structure for a cpp project? I've seen a lot of different patterns. The .Core btw is a static library that is included into both the tests and main app project.However, I've seen project structures where instead the Core and Tests were in a single project/ folder as subfolders.
>>109540188literally just copy paste the image into chatgpt and ask it ngga
>>109540188Not sure. Unit tests as a different compilation target is fairly common from what I’ve seenb. One thing I don’t like is that your include directory structure doesn’t map well to your source directory structure. It doesn’t have to be 1:1 but if you have multiple targets within the same src directory you should organize your inner directories around that. And one CMakeLists.txt file per target. Of course this advice is for adequately complex projects. If what’s on the picture is all the code you are going to have it’s overkill.
>>109540376 (me)Actually no, I misread and thought your whole app was in the project in the middle. I should go to bed... Your directory structure looks fine I guess.
>>109540188That's the type of question you shouldn't be asking around, otherwise you're ngmi.Just ask AI or try using Google for once. Also>weather appNGMI
>>109539964me in the center
>>109539835>>109539889This is how I lost my comfy government gig.
>>109539964Do you think the thing on the left is a troon?
>>109537759I also mix up SSL and TSL for some reason. Who gives a fuck.
>>109538816Kek girly mouthed faggot folding his girly hands and responding scornfully and aggressively homosexually
Some days I don't do anything.Some days I unintentionally work for 14+ hoursI need to figure out balance
>>109541151stop posting this boomer show
>>109541154That's office space, which is an Xer movie
>>109528552Men exist for war and conflictThe further war is abstracted from lived reality the more collective society applies pressure to feminize or at best neuter menThink about it. Today most signLs of masculinity in a domesticated first world society are entirely performative. Muscles are for attracting women or, at a meta level, coning men who want to know how to attract women . A peacock dance displaying traits that are becoming increasingly undesirable in civil society
>work as EE in company of ~26 people that makes electronic filters in bumfuck Midwest City for ~4 months>shopkeep and tech make 20 an hour despite working for 20+ years and will probably quit/retire in the next 2 years>chief engineer quit and got replaced by the production manager who only has an electronics degree, makes 80 an hour>most recent engineer hire besides me absolutely hates his job and will probably quit by the end of the year so they will start relying on me more >half of the company are all boomers and will be gone in the next ~7 years I don't know how this company is still afloat
>>109541151>>109541165>dude i'm just like this socially retarded guy from this movie in the 70s that hates his job and has literally nothing going for him in lifewhat causes this mental illnessis it the lead poisoining?
>>109541202>when the virgin watches to much andrew tate>>109541237>zoomer posting worlds most obvious bait
WTF do i even write on my resume for personal projects if AI can just one shot all of my previous ones in 5 minutes, im fresh out of uni with 1 year working at an accountants. i got a math degree and want to work in network security, my last personal project was implementing a side channel attack on AES but obviously you can just vibe code this entire setup
>>109535509i can deal with assholes.i cant deal with retarded jeets.
>>109541261vibe code something that sounds impressive
>ask the interviewer about a technology I saw on the job listing>"oh we sprinkled that in to see who would be interested, yeah you probably won't use that directly"
when i'm an ancient 35 yo fart I'm going to be telling my kids about the 8 round interview process of '26
>>109541616And they will be laughing you and calling a weakling because they have to go through 20 interviews and send out at least 1000 CVs. Daily reminder that Steve Jobs in 1973 had no working experience whatsoever, no completed education and he was an English lit student when he got accepted as a technician at Atari.
>>109541645back then being able to scribble your name onto a piece of paper was considered the height of merit. sadly the lead levels in peoples blood have since depleted
>>109541645and it was all white and there were some ripe honeys around the office. i saw video tape of it somewhere
>>109541645>dada tank u for da gift of wife>i got 300k tc @ meta managwing agentwic wokflows
>>109529334kek, the only one ive seen irl is kshitij. i also used to know a guy named Andrew Raper
would you quick your job if you saved up 300k at 30yo? why or why not?
>project I'm working on needs a redesign for a new use case>meet with tech lead of ~250 person org to discuss the new proposal>"okay so the problem is blah blah blah..">"wait, why are we creating an edge case solution, we should be using the primitives we have x y z">keeps going on rant for five minutes>"alright so on the next slide you'll see that my proposal to fix this is to use primitives x y z"I guess it was an ok meeting in the end
>>109541827>NOOOOO YOU PLUCKED HIM NOOOO->oh he's back>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>109541845what are the primitives?I barely know what's going on at my work anymore. it's just blowing ai smoke everywherethe mirrors (sol and claude) are disorienting.I don't talk to people anymore. It's just LLM proxies I don't work or understand products at work either. That is also done through llm proxies.
