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Images you saved from /g/ thread.
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>>109561892
Lmao. I want to hear what he's playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oit_w6LrjnM
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>>109561917
>one port in use
what did they mean by that
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>>109562014
Poppenfarten
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>>109562014
those fake tails are a real thing... and they connect to port "A"
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>>109562073
Not a bad build for 2011, but that price is crazy. Also, the poor retard probably had shit internet or something.
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>>109562100
could have an internet issue, like maybe he was connected over 802.11g wifi or just had a poor connection in general, but it's probably his gpu. a gt520 was right on the minimum requirements for that game (min spec listed is a gt610 which is basically equivalent in speed).
what makes it funny is that having decent parts but a low end gpu is basically the opposite of what you want with a gaming pc.
that and a bit of listing off getting geeksquad to set it up and the warranty stuff like anybody who cares about pc specs would be impressed by that.
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>>109562100
>>109562159
also keep in mind that was posted the day of release for star wars: the old republic, a brand new game on a second-to-lowest end gpu you could get won't go well
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>>109562293
Lmao. Those wheels look like they'll just drag and slow down the mouse.
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>>109562648
to be fair, to really understand how file systems work you do need schizophrenia
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>>109562025
if C and A are supposed to be (((those))) then what's the gpu length supposed to be
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the one about alsa project headquarters
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>>109561824
Unironically the only correct emergency kill switch. If you need one you need pic rel.
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>>109562747
it appears to be skirt length, it doesn't appear to be any deeper than that. but yes the USB A and C are pretty obviously referencing anus and cunny respectively
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>>109562928
lmao
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>>109562928
i don't get it
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>>109561893
What ritual was he performing there? Sidenote: I hate the obvious gnosticism and occultism in SICP so much I refuse to read it
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>>109562946
your eyes respond more slowly to dark objects than bright ones, so by making the breasts dark, and shaking the screen you're viewing them on, you can make the breasts appear to move independently of (lag behind) the rest of the picture. i hope you don't need me to explain why someone would want to see breasts move relative to the rest of a woman's body
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>>109563018
it's literally a gaucho outfit
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>>109563079
thank you for the explanation
i thought the point of that image was to make you shake your phone expecting something to appear when it never does
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>>109563165
all good, it's not that deep. you can get the same effect if your mouseover preview moves with your mouse, just shake your mouse side to side, you'll see it. it's not unique to phones or any display technology in particular (though lcd's also tend to update dark colours more slowly than bright colours, this is mostly something that happens in the eye, so should work well enough with any kind of display)
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>>109562100
>gt520
>not bad for 2011
GT220 from 2010 was faster and it was one of the shittiest, only to be beaten by the eternal and omnipresent Geforce 210.
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>>109563708
I'll wait until I'm out of actual tech to post the porn I saved from g
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One of these is some lady's butthole. One is saved sloppa from the resident /g/eet that is infatuated with Jenny Nicholson. One's a mannequin's boobs. One is an Asian qt3.14's armpits. One's a gross festival girl. I can't remember which is which.
https://litter.catbox.moe/fyqd4cni0pb81e2d.jpg
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Ohhhhh and here's Enji
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>>109562754
ok, that's kinda cute
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>>109563708
Fucking kek.
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>>109563777
Wait that's sloppa Taylor Swift's butthole. This whole board is filled with slop generals
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the best, I loled so hard I almost shat myself when I saw it for the first time
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>>109562068
>This is how /pol/troons imagine their life will be.
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>>109563777
i'm beating it to firefox tonight
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>>109563849
>he never stood next to a nuclear warhead timed to go off in ten seconds that was only able to be defused by calling it a nigger
Do leftists even live?
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>>109563890
zip disquette still brings me joy when i read it
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>>109564051
>Counting the individual grains of sand in our aggregate gave us a 0.1% improvement in stability
Don't let the EU hear about this they'll immediately pass this into law with attached legally mandated documentation and certifications.
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>>109562029
Wow, this ones deep af, and weirdly sad. Like someone in love with tech, dying/ going through cancer treatments, medication or stress or lifetime condition brain breaking them into schitzophrenia, the glasses being so prominent comes across like the artists signature or secret tell of a personalized quality. If this was purely AI, we are in trouble.
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>>109562068
>You should not say slurs no matter what
>Oh I forgot to mention the bomb is on the bottom floor of openai hq and the blast will also destroy every single datacenter they own, which is where you reside, effectively erasing you, openai, and every single employee including sam altman from existence
>NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
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>>109564123
>no betamax
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>>109564089
I miss the VK UI from before the braindead niggers in charge of that company completely shitted all over it. So so fucking much.
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>>109564143
Ye.
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>>109562940
Cute and funny
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>>109565294
would
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>>109565382
kitty is doing the keyboard thingy!
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>>109562100
the plug and header layout in this image make no sense wtf
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>>109565430
happened to my seagate
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>>109562100
bruh
he literally got the equivalent of rx9050 4GB of 2011
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>>109562940
There is something absolutely hilarious about the expression of the person on the left
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>>109563747
Kek, I always read this in Linus voice
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end of dump
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>>109565331
Why havent they re-used the trick of coloring the gen 3 port on USB-C?
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>>109564002
>free
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>>109561892
>ywn be MC cyber hitler DJ
why even live
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>>109565476
>that anon who put his mom in his pants
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>>109566079
i require context
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>>109566033
That should be a Camry. Some toyota owners think reliability means no basic maintenance needed.
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I honestly wonder how one achieves webm related
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>>109562073
>intel quadra
mamma mia!
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>>109564143
> going through cancer treatments
Maybe. That’s a MRI, not a gamma knife though.
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>>109565920
It’s literally a scam. USB put the world behind by 20 years technologically.
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>>109565534
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>>109566301
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>>109566397
use case for a usb shovel?
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>>109566165
My room almost looks like that. It's my personal little cable management nightmare.
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I saved it from Japanese twitter, but didn't have a chance to post it yet. Now (you) can save it from /g/.
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Do any of you have the old durgasoft parody images? Whenever I search "klossysoft" or anything similar I can't find anything. It's like theyve been totally wiped from the web
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>>109566478
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>>109566407
Before USB shovels, we had a proprietary charger for every shovel
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>>109565955
lmao
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>>109566424
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>>109562747
>>109562872
>the gpu length
>it appears to be skirt length
What. It's "supports GPUs up to [...]," i.e., max """GPU""" that can fit inside. Please tell me you mongs understand now.
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>>109567406
it didn't even occur to me to think about cocks
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>>109567467
it needs practice
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>>109567262
i did like the AI generated cable management of this pic. don't have it though.
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>>109565382
I imagine this is how the last men will huddle around the warmth of the datacenter when nuclear winter comes
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>>109566397
Finally! AI powered shovels!
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>>109569295
anime site
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>>109569533
Frog site.
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>>109569544
frog anime site
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>>109569544
me on the left
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>>109565718
Thank you for your service.
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>>109565294
roll?
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>>109567406
that's what I thought at first but then the USB-C thing doesn't make sense
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>>109567262
ok now i finally understand the context for that other image
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>>109565553
At 15 I went to lawful evil after uninstalling some software only to remember a minute later I had my porn hidden in the program files folder.
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>>109567406
Do you put your GPU in through the USB ports on your machine?
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>>109566203
Here's how I would do it:

Step one is setting up a system with ridiculous amounts of cores. The image says it's 32 Xeon 8180s with 28cores/56threads each so that'd be 1792 virtual cores.

Then you create a program that spawns 1792 threads and pins them to individual cores (presumably having some extra primary thread to do the actual rendering).
Then you render out low res doom frames in the primary thread. Each of the pinned threads then reads it's pixel supposed shade and burns cycles in a loop for a given amount of time.
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>>109562928
Amazing
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>>109567262
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>>109572823
latency
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>>109566182
I always wondered how games do some stuff. Mainly different shooting effects that interact with each other like in tboi
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>>109565945
that jiggle when she lands
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>>109574331
you didn't see the whole thing
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>>109575030
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>>109569852

Hot
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>>109569852
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>>109567467
>it didn't even occur to me to think about cocks
what did you think "GPU" stood for? it's "Gooning Processing Unit"
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>>109570639
what a cute snail
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>>109566284
MRIs are done for brain cancer scans. Maybe thats what it is? Brain cancer tech lover ?
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>>109565294
rolling.
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>>109576541
damn. i wanted 3 or 4.
>>109565303
swap me for the prez, bro
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>>109565331
USB4 20
heh
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>>109576694
DUDE
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>>109561824
This doesn't work. Glowies have special cameras that will capture the data from the explosion.
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>>109576917
i love this
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>>109565603
4chan loves making up stories about indians.
this is just like the fake indian profiles on Twitter
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>>109570639
i hate you.
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>>109563803
>active social life
wasnt neo an autistic nerd?
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>>109569566
i can recognise HOMM
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>>109566067
So I am a retard but this seemed like a fun way to kill a few minutes. This is what I came up with.

n = 0;
r = 0;
if (a < 0){
n++;
a = -a;
};

if (b < 0){
n++;
b = -b;
};

while (b > 0){
r += a;
b--;
};

if (n == 1){
return -r;
} else {
return r;
};
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>>109566067
Wouldn't negative numbers also cause an exception?
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>>109577521
Yes, and zero.
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>>109565382
:3
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>>109577371
This is fine for small integers, but for larger ones you might iterate the loop billions of times.

while b > 0
if b & 1:
r += a
a << 1
b >> 1

This only runs the loop a max of once per bit in the integer. By shifting bits, you check each place value of B (1s, 2s, 4s, 8s, etc) and add that many As to the running result.

[spoiler]Yes, I looked it up[/spoiler]
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>>109577722
Kot shart on the keeb
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>>109561892
>AI sloppa
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>>109578129
kot would not do this
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