the government is so powerful they are afraid of you writing an email they can't read

goddamnit, josh was supposed to have fixed this.
can one of you ring the boston field office and get this taken care of?

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vincent is lazy as fuck, and it's not the first time it happened either, so nothing ever happens.
>inb4 kys fed
All public email providers are honeypots by design, no exceptions.

>>109566786
if they can't read emails created without any of that shit then they aren't doing a very good job

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Good riddance, you will not be missed. It was a fed honeypot anyways.

oh no, where will those russian spammers get email addresses from now?
anyway

>>109567143
>muh russians
good goy

>>109567236
hello ivan, stop spamming via cock.li

I only use my cock.li to meet guys for anonymous gay sex, so I think the feds will look kindly on me

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>>109567330
>anonymous gay sex

>>109566775
Canaries should be illegal—they are literally obstruction of justice.

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>>109567352

>>109567352
no they are not
they don't interfere with any demand or investigation in any way, that's the whole point

>>109567352
It's against the spirit of the law but not the letter.
The thing with the spirit is that Jewish lawyers themselves already killed it, so it's only fair for us to play the same game.

>>109566775
so It's kill?

why would i fucking use an email provider that literally have cocks

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>>109567352
I want your coward ass in the ukranian front right now.

>>109567085
>it's not the first time it happened
yup the last time I checked it was at least 3 months behind

>>109566775

dickbutt server with wheelbarrow?

Sad but if anyone used cock.li for "serious" stuff they are stupid. Mine is mostly used for random torrent and manga websites.

>>109567352
Imagine unironically writing something this embarrassing and actually clicking "post"

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STOP USING @EMAIL
@EMAIL NON SECURE AND COOKED
USE BRIAR BOTS INSTEAD

>people itt responding seriously to a 'shitty opinion + emdash' meme baitpost
nta but people here are pretty dumb huh

>>109566786
>afraid
That's not the case. They are the authority that governs society, you.

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I thought the point of services like cock.li was to quickly create throwaway trash emails and upload files and stuff. Literally why should I care if it's been taken over by the feds? If it still works, what impact does this have on me personally? If the feds ran their own service that worked exactly like cock.li but it was served from www.fbi.gov instead I would still probably use it assuming it worked and had no signup.

>>109568521
nu-/g/ is braindead and unironically posts Xitter screenshots from "vx underground" and "intcyberdigest".

>>109566775
and where is 4chan's canary?

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>>109566775
Whenever someone brings up some super secure, completely anonymous file sharing platform and try to get me to "try" it with a wink, my mind immediately goes to, oh they are using this to distribute CP.
I can't be the only one that thinks this

>>109567352
What do robots have against birds?

>tfw no friends to exchange pgp messages with
oh well

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>>109569159
Anon, report yourself for final vaccination.

>>109566775
Funny to see people in this thread that think this is good a thing, all that govt propaganda sure worked.

Already happened like twice and then it "came up" again btw
This shit was pozzed by late 2024 already

>>109566775
I'll never trust your mememails again after teknik just decided to randomly shut down

>>109567352
Yeah so I've been posting this thing every 72 hours to tell people that everything is all good, but now that I got this letter I've just been so busy and I can't find the time to post that thing anymore. Whoopsies! Guess people don't think things are okay anymore but that's not my fault, I've just been so busy lately.

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>>109567352

Do warrant canaries actually do anything? Or are they just a Doctorow-tier larp? I've always assumed that if a service actually got fedded, that they would just tell the owner to keep updating the canary. Cock.li has changed it's keys before, so how do you know that it wasn't fedded 10 years ago?

>>109569771
>Do warrant canaries actually do anything?
Yes. For example, https://riseup.net/en/about-us/press/canary-statement
>has changed it's keys before
Usually the new key is signed with the old one.

>>109569771
The point is that a gag order prevents you from talking. A warrant canary is something you actively keep updated when you aren't gagged; not updating it doesn't break the gag order but exposes you've been subject to one.

>>109568768
>They are the authority that governs society, you.
They sure government McVeigh into punching them in the face.
To this day it's 98:1 for him.

>>109569771
as far as I know canaries are an untested legal gray area, forcing someone to issue a new canary might breach the law on compelled speech. this could all be wrong.

>run free service
>get owned by feds
>charge for service so all users leave
>NOOOOO REEEEEEEE YOU CANT DO THAT
>I can't charge for my service feds? Well you pay me for all the users $100 a month per user thanks
lol
LMAO

>>109570346
Yeah but they can give you a gag order and then also a judge can sign off on an order that keeps the canary going.

Updated ten minutes ago, we're in the clear boys. Now if only he fixed whatever was going on with the tfwno.gf mails

>>109568412
there's a completely unnecessary em dash in a short sentence anon it's a bot

>>109572763
Yeah sorry I've just been so busy with all this legal work and I accidentally forgot to do the thing. Whoopsie daisies!

>>109569541
It has happened before I remember

Effective immediately we are now charging every user $1000000 per month to use our services

https://cock.li/canary.asc.txt

ya know I noticed this when I went in to make a new account a few weeks ago
didn't care because my emails are not sensitive
seems anon just forgor and updated after reading this thread or someshit lel

Thanks for monitoring and updating fbi-kun.

>>109567352
While they are chirping, a canary cannot be obstruction of justice, because there is no justice to obstruct. When they stop chirping, it may cause an investigation to lose its secrecy, but there is no legal recource for the state, because you cannot compel speech under the first amendment. Moreover, you cannot compel a lie without running afoul of religious rights. If someone believes that all lying is a sin, you cannot punish them for shutting up.

There's no way for warrant canaries to be punished without violating the first amendment.

>>109569142
There would be no point. It's already compromised by the feds.

>>109566775
how am I going to get nigge.rs email addresses now....

>>109569142
>website using cloudflare mitm
>canary

>>109572959
I have a feeling he lost the tfwno.gf domain. I wish he'd say something about it, though.

>>109568513
this

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>>109568513
>STOP USING [shit everyone uses]
>USE [shit nobody uses] INSTEAD

>>109566775
ok tf fuck feds why they tryna get my emails nibba tf

>>109567352
>when normal White moral people run the government
Yeah, probably.
>when jews run the government
Get fucked, m8.

>>109567352
You're going on a train again, moshe.

>>109576081
t. slut

>>109575899
Huh, you can't register new tfwno.gf addresses. I wonder when that happened. (I'd check the Wayback Machine, but it's been down all day)

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we're so back

i havent recieved anything on cock in like, 4 months. shits broken right now.

>>109567352
hah that's good bait.

>>109569142
The canary is a skeleton at this point

>>109569159
In your opinion, is security for malicious actors a worthy effort or should we not bother at all in the first place?

>>109569142
Lol this place is all but officially run by US intelligence.

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>>109566775
LOLd

>come use this cool service made for le anonymous!
>we have le canary! that means it is safe!
just how retarded are you, you are sovereign citizen tier delusional if you think a canary does anything, or that a "fellow anon" is any less dangerous to you than a fed

>>109578581
How can it be any worse than regular E-Mail providers?

>>109566775
Guess I better get my porn site accounts off it then, at least so I don't randomly lose access

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>>109569142
>and where is 4chan's canary?

<< there it is

>>109566775
damn, now feds will see all my steam and gog sale notifications. it's over.

>>109579450
you use it to buy games? Are you retarded?

>>109566775
Why hasnt proton not gone down yet? Proton is a honey pot isnt it?

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vince is a fucking cuck

>>109579563
All email is a honeypot. Even if you encrypt the body, the headers are plaintext and are stored by Five Eyes datacenters.

>>109579563
>Proton
Lol

>>109568513
thats too much briars

just learned about this 'warrant canary', 'gag orders' methods seems really really retarded, people belives everything

>>109568325
I genuinely don't think I've ever seen the canary not be completely out of date. At this point if it stayed consistently updated I'd take that as a sign of glownigger takeover not the other way around.

>>109566775
The gag order you receive is to give them all of your keys, install a network tap, and provide unlogged network access by the way. (see lavabit, yahoo, many others)

>>109573970
The first amendment only protects criminals—it should be abolished.

>>109572763
Judge can't legally order you to do anything.

>>109580538
Judge can hold you in contempt for communicating secret information—not posting a canary is still communicating information: secret information. Face it—canaries are illegal: the courts have not yet ruled correctly on the matter—but it is a matter of time.

>>109580590
There's nothing more pathetic than failing to larp as a lawyer on this shithole site on this shithole board. Literally nothing.

After losing my pissmail account I refuse to sign up to these meme hosts.

>>109567236
Spotted the moskal with AIDS.

While I strongly support privacy, I see time and time again these types of services being abused for nefarious purposes. Actually, 9/10 times they start out with that very purpose in mind. So, we can't have phoneless&encrypted email until we firewall the third world from the internet. Until then, I can't the feds for cracking down on a service only used by NEETs and foreign intelligence.

>>109567352
What kind of court operates in total secrecy? Isn't the point that justice is seen to be done?

>>109581067
fr fr 100%
though this breaks anonymity and isn't that accurate desu fr
so I guess we back at Something Awful, but instead of cash we require trivia or doxing???

>>109580799
There is, actually: badly larping as a lawyer with gpt-generated text.

>>109581381
KWAB
I had a fag send me ChatGPT generated emails with vague threats of legal action once

>>109568513
this

Honeypot

>>109568513

>>109566786
Email has actually been historically the most threatening protocol to the CIA/NSA for some reason. Must be something to it, since russians use it.

>>109581553
underage b&

>>109584918

e-mail existed like before tcp ip stack or something along those lines mailboxes had different naming

>>109567352
They are not. Gag orders are illegal. Every federal agent should be shot.

>>109580590
A judge that does that needs to be shot and killed

>>109566775
man I used this email host as a throwaway to sign up for discord in 2015 because it was some new VOIP software I didn't trust that a 4chan mmo guild had me install.
turns out discord stuck around and is useful and now I can't log back into my account without email access

>>109568768
faggots cant even govern themselves lets be real
theyre larping as big brother but dont even have 10% of the capacity to do so, a pathetic pained whimper of a pathetic failed empire

>>109567343
I'm honestly disappointed nobody in programming socks asked for it by now

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>>109573349
>gets a bot to shovel out shitty legal opinions
Even more embarrassing.