How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>109579853>she relies on microsoft for git shit>doesn't have her own git serverSad!
gitea is 50x faster and never down
>>109579853I just take a break from work.
>>109579891yeah but i could host my own and not pay them money
>>109579899gitea offers hosting?
>>109579853N
why the fuck has everything been breaking in the past day
>>109579883stop pretending people are female. it makes you look fucking gay.
>>109579927H-1Bs
>>109579927because everyone is vibemaxxing and no one is checking anything.
OP is a faggot and deserves the death penalty.
troonification. a word related to github, pioneered by.. me
>>109579853Why AI isn't fixing it?
>>109579939>>109579948That's been going on for a couple years now. I mean what's happening now. This weekend some datacenter in europe overheated. Last night SF had a power outage. Now on Downdetector it looks like Microsoft, AWS, and Cloudflare stuff is having outages.
>>109580009naah. never seen github being this fucked.
>>109579883>she
>>109579853Always...
>>109579853Why would I be mad? It's free vacations.
>>109580009incompetency and cutting corners takes a while to become noticeable but is incredibly difficult to reverse once it's manifested.
>hehe we'll show them a unicorn icon since our uptime is so good that the icon will be as rare as a unicorn>93.73% uptimeDid you know that unicorns are about as common as Asian Americans are in the US?
how would /g/ fix GitHub?
>>109580366Undo the force integration with Azure, that's when all of the problems started. GitHub is big enough that the cost of maintaining its own infrastructure is justified.
>>109579853ssh ops still work just fine.
>>109580387>github runs on azureThe absolute state, imagine doing a hosting platform on a hosting platform
>>109580420if all you do is use VMs, Azure is "ok."I was using it almost 5 years ago at my current work, and the biggest issues have mostly been resolved and most of them stem from using Ubuntu for a lot of their "services" like the retards they are.
>>109579853I've never see that page before—I sue Radicle.
I'm going to fuck that unicorn in the ass.
>>109579853Based GH giving me a convenient excuse to explain why my PRs are slowing down
Seems I can still commit, but the auto-commend-generator is gone from Github Desktop which sucks since I use it every time I commit something.
>almost every part of github is downhow does this even happen
>>109580612Do you know what AI stands for? Hint: It's not Artificial Intelligence
>still downKWAB
>>109579853Mad? I have a genuine excuse to slack off at work!
>>109579853Why would I care how I sound to retards like you?
>>109580704>t. mad
>>109580712Maybe. And?
>>109579914No
Why can't they just let AI fix it?
i can't do my tickets
Is today the day github finally implodes?
I truncated a diff URL's sha1 commit ID and broke the site an hour or so ago. it's my fault. sorry bros.
>>109580723That's a cigarette, right?
>>109580834Is it a cigarette?
>>109579927VibeGODS are writing all that awesome code they are so knowledgeable about
Happened literally mid-call with a coworker while we were reading through some code. Luckily cloning worked so we could get our shit done pronto and clock out.
>>109579853this wouldnt be a problem if white ppl still ran the company
>>109580366>>109580387Also get rid of React. This shit is slow and glitchy.
>>109579853Only the image is looking mad(ish), so block it
>>109579853my gitlab instance doesn't have this problemDISCLAIMER: i own gitlab stock
