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How do they get away with this?
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they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but how much is a picture of a thousand words worth?
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>>109582809
About tree fiddy
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>>109582794
>>109582794
>How do they get away with this?
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>>109582794
I've never been welcomed as a new hire, no
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>>109582809
>words worth
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>>109582840
consider yourself lucky. we have this humiliation ritual at our company where you have to say your name and a fun fact about yourself in front of everyone at the monthly meeting if you're a new hire
i'm just glad i joined 7 years ago that the memory of it has almost faded
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>>109582794
h1b pipeline suck suck suck suck suck sucking SOUND

THE FUCKING SUCKING SOUND THE GIANT SUCKING SOUND

recall tech genius Ross Perot!
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>>109582859
Oh no, socializing. Literally worse than hell.
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>>109582794
big companies do not care about you. it's a win win because you won't end up working for them, and they get to hire indentured servants from other poorer countries to do all the shit you would never put up with and react like it was a privilege.
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>>109582821
>meme
:^J
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>>109582880
it's more about the fact that not everyone likes talking about themselves in front of large audiences. i'm certainly uncomfortable with speaking in front of 500 people because i'm introverted, so i hated that part.
half of our company is based in the USA and half of it is in the UK, it's interesting to see the cultural differences of what people say about themselves as their introductory fact.
most americans are usually like "i did skydiving with sharks" and "i had dinner with the president" type of shit and trying to impress, while the UK people say shit like "i broke my leg cause i was retarded as a kid"
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>>109582909
dog most extroverts are terrified of any sort of public speaking. Some introverts thrive on stage, oddly.
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>>109582928
yes yes, up is down and war is peace
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>>109582909
It's not about "trying to impress" so much as "if I'm going to have to say one thing in front of 500 people, might as well make it something interesting and memorable" rather than "I was a dumbass kid and broke my leg" which is 90% of people.
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>>109583178
we brits really hate glazing ourselves in front of others, self deprecating humor is usually the go-to
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>>109583209

You certainly do enjoy humiliating yourselves.
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>>109583227
BREXIT
MEANS
BREXIT
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>>109583227
bro, don't even get me started. i saw a reddit thread yesterday on a UK subreddit about people discussing and arguing about whether you should flush the toilet after you piss
the fact that the opinions were split and that it's even a question that can be entertained blew my mind
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>>109583253

Looks like the nu-britons are integrating splendidly.
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>>109582794
JonathanWintersbros... we WON
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>>109582794
Whites are shitty workers—Asians are not.
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>sankeeth gorilla
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>>109583291
>Asians
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>>109582794
>Wayne Zhao
LMAO
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>>109583288
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>>109583253
Some people don't wash their hands after wiping their ass but are ironically germophobic.
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>>109582794
Hang in there Jonny.
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>>109582821
who is this
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>>109583209
You guys are real for that
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Still waiting for H1B reform
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>>109582794
If I was an American competitor, I'd be reaching out to Johnny and Peter right about now. The fact they somehow managed to get hired clearly indicates they're operating in the 99th percentile.
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fwiw, American boomers/gen Xers were one shotted by Asian trickery/scammery culture and didn't realize they were just going to give away their entire birthright and curse their own children. Subsequent generations won't be making the same mistake
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>>109582794
Yes. Welcome, to the machine.
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>>109582880
>he thinks it's about socialization
It's more vibe-filtering. It's not friendly, it's adversarial for the sake of being so. Ironically, it's an anti-social practice.
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>>109582794
>johnny winters
thats our guy up there



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