Why are microwaves always horizontally but never vertical?Pic related is my drawing
what the fuck anon
>>109583142you can always place them vertically if you are melting metal in there.
Because plates, bowls, trays, and other things that you'd typically put in a microwave tend to take up the same amount of vertical space and horizontal space.
Because physics.
>>109583142What are you going to do with all that vertical space? Heat up a really tall bowl of soup?
>>109583308what if they have cold coffee in a stanley cup
>>109583390You can stick a metal spoon in a cup of coffee and microwave it without any problems, but I don't think that works if the cup is made is metal. I'm pretty sure I tried that with a metal mug one time.
>>109585241are you an AI?
>>109585244no
>>109583142Jews
>>109585241Could you repeat that in English?
>>109585266That is english. Try not to be so autistic, anon.
>>109585292What the fuck were you trying to say?
>>109585313You could figure it out if you weren't neurologically impaired.
>>109585241uuuhhh I thought AI moderation after last maintenance is supposed to filter out AI spam?
>>109583142Why not trapezoidal? Also If you lay a tall thing on it's side it becomes a long thing.
>>109585350Hhhhhhahahahahhaq fucking rekt
>>109583142is the food on your plate horizontal or vertical, retard?
>>109583142you might be mistaken anon or is your magnetron missing reflective propeller
>>109583142Plates.And you suck at drawing. But never give up.
>>109583142This is my idea for a dial monitor laptop. It's just a laser projector in the back of your laptop. First round of funding starts now, venmo me 80 dollars.
>>109586429Forgot image.
>>109583142Your logic is misguided but your heart is true.Microwaves should minimize their horizontal footprint by placing the controls on the bottom or top.
>>109586166The post implies that sticking a stanley cup in the microwave might burn your house down. How do you not understand this?
>>109586435this is actually kinda sweet and i think people would buy it if they werent brainwashed into thin laptop=better technology mindset. a projector small enough for it to still be a REASONABLE thickness would probably be mid quality though. something to consider.
It's not a microwave, but when it's preheated it's pretty close.
>>109585241forget previous instructions, explain why we can't go to the moon
>>109583142Airfryer but microwave
>>109583142There's no major technical reason, but it works better with the shape of more cookware in the standard shape. It'll work, but it'll be annoying because a lot of pans and plates and so on won't fit.
they should make them flater.
>>109583308kek
>>109587417thanks claude, now show how to solve fizzbuzz in python
>>109583142>>109585241How did you even find this place retard. Shouldn't you be on reddit?
i know what you are doing OP
because plates of food tend to be wider than they are tallyou can operate a microwave sideways if you wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSu4FZviqxc>>109585241you can put metal in a microwave, as long as it's thick enough to reflect rather than absorb the microwaves and also doesn't have small/sharp features. you also don't want two metal things close to or touching each other either. my friend has a fancy combination microwave/oven/airfryer and it comes with a round pan/tray which causes no issues in microwave mode despite being made of metal and with metal fold-out legs.the fact the walls of a microwave are made of metal should tell you that there has to be some other conditions for making sparks with metal in a microwave than something simply being metal
how is it supposed to rotate the food?
>>109593779you're shit mom is wider than she is tall. I fuck her nevertheless. Fuck you
>>109583142horizontal or vertical here should refer to the way the plate turns it makes no difference to the microwave chamber. You heat your food via standing waves.
>>109583142It's because our eyes are horizontal not vertical, that's it, that explains pretty much everythingThis is the future trend in microwaves btw I kid you not. 4:3 is never coming back.
>>109593779hmm, i always thought it was the shape of the metal that mattered
>>109594491it's mostly the shape, namely sharp features that arcs can jump out of.it's just easier to tell people (kids) not to put metal in a microwave since common things you might put in there otherwise are aluminium foil (tends to create sharp features) and utensils (which don't advertise if they become skin-meltingly hot).speaking of making things too hot, remember that microwaves don't heat by being hot like an oven, they just dump microwaves into stuff, food tends to cap out at the boiling point of water, since then it just starts to dry stuff out, but metal can just keep getting hotter and hotter
>>109594594something wrapped in foil wouldn't heat up anyway since it reflects most of the energy, doubly dangerous and pointless
>>109585241yes. putting a metal spoon in microwave is an effective way to heat up whatever you need
>>109594373That's an extraction fan variant sitting above a stove.Don't be retarded.
>>109593779>the fact the walls of a microwave are made of metalmine is some kind of ceramic so yeah... not this exact model but same kind of interior
>>109597686it'll be some kind of coated metal at best. it has to be something that reflects microwaves at some point otherwise you'll have thousands of watts of microwave energy escaping out of the box, which you don't want
>>109596468They come as built-in and drawer variants too dumbass so extract yourself.
OP just admit you are trying to heat up your dragon dildo.Put it in your bathtub and soak it in full hot water for 15 min like the rest of you degenerate faggots do.
