I'm in. Breaching firewall.
>>109604688Nice try, but I've set up three IP addresses.
>>109604736I've rerouted the bypass on node 7. You'll never stop me.
release the honeypots, good luck find it
Fuck off, I'm behind 7 proxies
>>109604736I've set up my packet sniffer and it's already found the first three octets of one of those IP addresses. I'm onto you, Mr. 192.168.1.X!
Activating backtrace.You're so fucked kiddo.
>>109604688>Mythos, use your $1000 per session capability to stop him
>>109604826Heh, I was expecting that. I was using a reverse proxy this whole time!
>>109604818Fuck (you), localhost, you're PWNED
>>109604818last digit is 2 dont hab me plz
WHERES THE SYSADMINS!!
>>109604688
>>109604688once I spot you trying to break in, my retaliation will be brutal beyond what you can imagineyes, this is a threatI'm a Kali Linux user, so you better realize that you're trying to play with fire
>>109604826>Activating backtraceBe sure to report it to the cyberpolice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wul0i40zSc
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hacking the Darrison
>>109604688k keep me posted
>>109604688is the balaclava absolutely necessary?
>reverses your polarizationwhat now?
It's over buddy, I'm deploying an AI model on your mobile routerYour geolocation is getting exposed in 5 seconds buddy
>>109605743jokes on you my router has 256 mb of ddr3 you can't run shit on it
>>109605741YEShow else is he meant to not get caught?
>>109604688I'm behind 7 proxies
I've made it into the mainframe. As long as they don't unplug, I'll be able to download.
In English, Nerd?
>>109605741Reversing polarity of the neutron flow?
Haha. You will never hack me, NERD. My 4 firewalls are encrypted with CIA level technology. My kali linux servers are equipped with the latest cutting edge antivirus software. I already have your Internet Portal address, kid.The FBI is gonna be knocking on your door, pal. My OPSEC is unhackable!
>>109604688>I'm in.>Breaching firewall.These are directly conflicting statements. Which is true?I'm putting my money on neither.>>109605180Administrating the system.
>>109606432this guy is l337
>>109604688It's fine, I have another internet.
programming gui interface in visual basic
>>109604688NYPA#mumbaihacker #hackinglesystem #fyp #hackmotivation
Best thread on /g/ right now.
>>109604688What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>109611454What the hell did you just say about me, you junior dev? I’ll have you know I shipped production code before you knew what a variable was, and I’ve been involved in more “critical” systems than you’ve had hot meals. I have over 300 successful deployments, zero rollbacks, and a reputation that lets me ignore Slack for days at a time.I am trained in legacy systems, microservices, and whatever half-broken framework your company is currently regretting, and I’m the top “we can’t fire him” engineer in the entire org. You are nothing to me but another Jira ticket I’ll mark as “won’t fix.”I will refactor you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this codebase, mark my words. You think you can get away with that comment on the internet? Think again. As we speak, I’m not even opening my laptop, because my passive income and stock options are already handling it.I can work anywhere, anytime—though I usually don’t—and I can solve your entire system in under 15 minutes, but I won’t, because I value my time. Not only am I extensively experienced in debugging disasters you couldn’t even comprehend, but I also have commit access, architectural authority, and the kind of reputation that gets my PRs approved without review.If only you had known what kind of senior engineer your “clever” comment was aimed at, maybe you would’ve kept it in draft. But you didn’t, and now you’re about to get a polite but devastating code review that will haunt your career.I’ll casually dismantle your entire approach, suggest something simpler, and then disappear for the rest of the week while still getting paid.You’re not fired, kid—you’re just… stuck maintaining it.
>>109604688So did you hack me or not, you pussy? Nothing is showing up in my antivirus
>>109604688Not enough hands on the keyboard to be a real hacker.https://hackerman4chan.ytmnd.com/
>>109604688currently tracking your IP address through a GUI interface made with visual basicnothing personnel kiddo
blue team backhack initiated
root@localhost:~# whoamiroot
Spoofing the firewall: 35%. Keep the pressure up fellas. As long as they stay distracted and they don't notice the rootkit, 5 minutes remaining until coherence drops to 0.
>>109614360Throw me some numbers
Just finished hacking The Gibson. That unfinished first draft of Idoru is mine!
>>109605293came here to post this
I h4x023d your multiplexer — u r fux0rd.
>>109604688>Breaching firewall.Sound HOT
>>109614376That nutin'iduid=964(git) gid=964(git) groups=964(git)
traceroute grabify.link
cd..cd.cd. .cd .
>>109615653ls
>>109604688Ive got a team of indians working for me
>>109604688NOOO NOOOO NOOOO DO NOT REDEEM IT
>>109614419It's a UNIX system - I know this.
>>109615943>>109615975I'm fucked, this devops team is gonna hack my inner frame. Please spare me
