>Apply to faang>8 rounds of interviews to get one job>Submit my resume>Recruiter reaches out to me a month later with a questionnaire asking me a bunch of the same shit that's on my resume>She sends me off to the rest of the interview process(Screening Rounds)>45m technical screening with mid level engineer (leetcode easy + writing tests)>1h technical screening 2 with senior engineer (leetcode medium + soft questions)>30m talk with the hiring manager(Pass the previous rounds, proceed to full loop)>1h technical round with a mid level engineer and senior engineer (leetcode hard)>1h code review + debugging + concurrency with two mid level engineers>1h system design round, two mid level engineers (build x networking feature on existing app)>1h OOP programming / application design, mid level + senior level engineer (build y board game)(Pass full loop)>45m interview with the hiring manager's manager(at this point get an offer or get rejected)>finally start talking about compensation, work schedule, location, etc.Does literally any other field have this absurdity?
>>109607153>I LOVE APPLICANTS>BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER HIRE ONE
>>109607166>>109607153she is a solid 5/10 in europe. you mutts have ridiculously low standards, it seems like you don't even perceive beauty - your women are so busted that just not being obese makes her attractive automatically
ugly hr roastie
>>109607153>It takes effort to get into a top tier company that everyone wants to get into like cockroaches in order to earn the big bucksWho would have thought? Truly a bizarre injustice. =
>>109607222>ugly hr roastie
To have an hr wife...
>>109607153Imagine having more than two interviews to get a job. I had two interviews: one with the manager and one with the company owner and then I got the job.
>>109607415and you make like 60k a year lol
>>109607415I didn’t even get interviewed for my current role, I just knew the right person.
>>109607442More like 80k, but when my living expenses are 1/3 that of people who live in the big cities, 80k makes you feel like a king. SF bay area salaries are not real because of how high living expenses are there.
>>109607222yet you're the one who saved and posted another image of her
>>109607497yeah im sure the guy with 2m google stock in his robinhood account doesn't have real money because he pays like 2x your rent lol
>>109607415Same, one initial interview over the phone that was basically a greeting and to schedule the second interview over zoom, and boom, job acquired.
I had one interview at 15, lasted 10 minutes at most. 36 now, and top 5%.Wasting my time is a cardinal sin, if I'm not offered a job from simply making a phone call, I don't need to talk to that business again.Know your own worth, don't engage with these dogshit recruitment processes.
>>109607698lmao if you were 23 today you would be going 50 interviews in a row without a job offer, kill yourself boomer
>>109607519I also saved this. Is your point you can't save any ugly pictures or something?
>>109607526Yeah, i'm sure the 4% who do, sit on 4chan lecturing us about it.
>>109607153I have my own small IT company. I have 10 clients, so no reliance on one client to give me work (like a lot of IT companies do). My company makes me $150k after taxes, in Czech Republic. I will never do another interview again in my life. Enjoy your rat race, codegoys.
>>109607519I'm sure she'll see this bro.
>>109607705I don't really understand the insult.
>>109607712The dog vomit picture is only technically ugly in the sense that it does not superficially depict something ugly. But, spontaneity, visceral reality, these are beautiful in their own ways. Various things had to be just so for this picture to be taken at just the right moment. There's a grand sort of beauty in it.
>>109607894you are nowhere near as competent or special as you think you are. you are only where you are because you were born earlier into a better time. if you were your younger self in today's market, you would be begging for a job like the rest of us.
>>109607899*superficially depict something pretty.
You faggots literally have a crab in a bucket mentality. You flex stupid shit instead of giving advice to others who are fucked. Staying on topic fuck that 5 interview shit.
>>109607904I see, well, i assume you can replace a triaxial connector? Or rig a gas turbine hydromechanical unit?No? You don't know even know what any of that means? Yeah, that's why I'm in the top 5% faggot.I actually sympathise with younger generations, you have been sold a lie and made to pay debts your parents took out on your behalf. Older generations are CUNTS. Your parents should be buying your house for you, the benefits they receive from the state at YOUR expense are insufferable.
>>109607153she has such a pretty nose
>>109607526>robinhood accountYou must be 18 to post here.
>>109607153>over 4 hours of technical "interviews"I think they were using you as unpaid labour.
It's because they want to hire an H1b instead, duh.This is all coming to an end in November when H1b ends. These roasties will be replaced by AI soon enough.
I got a google interview coming up, I am not sure I even want to waste the mental energy on thinking I will get it through 8 rounds of bullshit
>>109607153HR qt sexooo
>>109607153Because there are 2 billion Indian Hindu invaders who breed like rats and they get shown the red carpet into any tech company in any part of the west. So the Indian HR roasties and hiring managers need to put a lot of hoops around to trip up the other non-Indian Hindu candidates so they can avoid a class action lawsuit because each person thinks they actually failed on some portion of the test.Even without the Hindu barbarism, you still have the issue of far too many applying for far too few positions, which leads to this kind of humiliation ritual. And in the end, some 45 IQ cow shit slurper gets hired because fuck you.Never forget that 15 years ago, if you could make an input box form and a submit button, you had a comfy 6 figure career right out of college. Indians stole that from you. They stole your dreams and your future. And they are coming for everything else that you have.
>>109607222Spotted the kissless virgin
>>109607526Code monkeys in the bay area pay 4 times more rent than meWhat they get:>one room in a shared apartment>window needs to be closed at all times because of smell, exhaust and sheer noise>either stuck in traffic for an hour or riding bike for half an hourWhat I get:>entire house to myself>live next to the woods>9 minute drive to workEven if I'd just earn a fourth of what they make, my life is still a thousand times more comfy.
>>109609658>Never forget that 15 years ago, if you could make an input box form and a submit button, you had a comfy 6 figure career right out of college. Indians stole that from you. They stole your dreams and your future. And they are coming for everything else that you have.Sounds like Indians are making the economy more efficient. You don't have a birthright to six figures, you have to earn it
>>109607200>you mutts have ridiculously low standardsTrue>she is a solid 5/10 in europe. Not true. Internet try-hard.
>>109607526lol jeet
>>109608776>when h1b ends
>>109612757they aren't making it more efficient, they're making it more profitable for the executives and investors at the cost of employees and customers
>>109611281I never lived in SF, but did a stretch in an East Coast city. Didn't have a 4x silicon valley salary (maybe more like 1.5x-2x), but the big advantage to the lifestyle was social connections. I lived with a roommate in a condo. We hung out, talked about girls and shit, threw parties. The city I was in was notoriously a lot better for dating as a male than fucking San Francisco and the valley Eventually met my wife. Now I have the same deal as you (live next to the woods, etc) and wouldn't trade it for anything. Right this moment my kids are outside playing, just enjoying the summer.If you either don't care about social stuff or have enough existing friends in your area, there's not much benefit moving to the city.
>>109613016You didn't hear? Trump won his Supreme Court case this spring. There was panic but then the media decided to clam up about it for some retarded reason, I guess they figure idiots like you already forgot so they can spring it as a surprise on the NPCs.November you're gonna hear some panic. And it polls great, that's another reason you won't hear much about it, until the big companies start screeching. Then you'll take your opinion directly from them, through Reddit.
>>109613497... that means they are making it more efficient. Literally every single job in existence works like that, when you go grocery shopping you don't check if the coffee you bought was collected by unmolested female virgins on the hillsides of Kenya with a six figure salary. You just buy it, even if the product you consume is 2nd grade shit produced by literal slave labour. Lots of people buy clothes produced in Bangladesh using same logic. Cheaper = better, more efficient. IT is not the only profession where better-paid workers get outcompeted, you just experienced it for the 1st time in your own field.
>>109613665You work remotely?
>>109612814>Not true. Internet try-hard.my workplace is full of foids who look better than her.
>>109607153what the fuck? I've seen this thread probably a week ago. internet is really dead.https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/109552072/
>>109607899Nope, not remotely. You are mentally substituting liking something for beauty and twisting yourself into knots to justify it.
>>109609658>15 years ago, if you could make an input box form and a submit button, you had a comfy 6 figure career right out of college. Indians stole that from you. They stole your dreams and your future.15 years ago nobody paid a six-figure salary to someone whose only skill was HTML layout. HTML engineers belonged to the mid-1990s. They died out around the time of the dot-com crash. Besides, six-figure salaries in the tech industry only really started around the mid-2010s. In the 2000s and from 2010 to 2014, finding a software engineering job paying over 100k was a huge stroke of luck even in the US.Also if you are afraid of outsourcing you need to choose another industry. Manufacturing, tech, and engineering have all been outsourced to varying degrees to Japan, Korea, China, and India over the years. To some extent americans became hostages to their own massive salaries. Naturally nobody is going to pay 200k a year to a white american man building HTML pages when there is a Rajesh in India ready to do it for 4k a year.
>>109607222I would without a doubt have unprotected sex with her Anon. You're either gay, an incel, or both.
>>109607526Are you an Indian. What the absolute fuck is this kind of human behavior?
>>109607153Why is your company going through 5 interview? Are you saying that you people can't make a decision? I don't want to work with people who aren't capable of making decisions.
>>109607339>>109609680>>109615278malding
>>109607963you were 15 and got a job either by knowing someone or just being someone else's busyboy, no mental work involved at all>b-but muh steel lego is hard!kindly shut the fuck up
>>109607963not the same anon, but yeah I can do all that shit. I am older than you too. save your money bro, your expiration date is approaching sooner than you think.>>109607705nah if he was 23 today he'd get a job too. he's not a dev. he probably also was willing to relocate to a completely different city to get his first job. i feel like alot of young people do not realize you kind of just have to go wherever to get that first job. and yeah, you have to take that job at shit pay, then after 5 years, you get a better job at fair pay, then you make decent pay for like 10 years, then you get laid off and it's game over for you. sorry. save your money instead of probably blowing it like other anon, thinking his salary is forever. i know it seems like your life sucks today but at least you will get to live most of your adult life after the boomers are dead. shit will get better once the last boomer finally dies, so, about 10 years from now...
>>109615247this is all true. a starting salary of $75k was considered fanfuckingtastic. if you barely broke into 6-figs after 5 years of working on the job, with a Computer Science degree in hand mind you, it was only if you were truly exceptional. lol input box form, shit man, that was like $36k job, if you could also do webmaster work. granted minimum wage was like $5.75 per hour, a gallon of gas was maybe $1.25, and a jr. cheesburger at wendies was $1.00. Also, back then the fun part, your asshole boomer parents would have thrown you out as soon as you turned 18 years old whether or not you were going to college. they were just like get the fuck out. and you had no health insurance, and probably rode a bike.
>>109614317kek sure, orange nigger will totally stop importing h1bs and bring back factories and manual labor from "chyna"keep huffing that copium retard and when he tacos again he'll give you the next excuse you'll be dumb enough to believe & shill on here
Just walk in and say the following:>I’m manifesting a future with your company, and you will hire me as it’s the will of the monad, and me working for you is the inspired action towards my end goalDo I have to think of everything op? I might as well take your job.
>>109607153Why lie like this?I've given interviews at my fagman and it's just 4. No "multiple rounds". If a company did that it would be some super absured elite company not your regular one.
>>109607153the more BS involved in hiring, the easier the job actually is. it's free money if you do the WORK of going though these applications. once you do that they give you money for doing basically nothing. the job IS the application. you need to start thinking of this differently my friend. your job is APPLYING to jobs. if you do it right you end up with multiple jobs making mid-high 6 figure income
>>109607153It's a humilation ritual.HR people are disgusting sadists who want to make the most of the power they have over people who apply.
>>109607222No joke. Ugly/average girls have insane mileage compering to good looking ones.
>>109607222faggot
>>109607526If they gave out 2m in stock to every engineer they'd run out of stock
>>109607153>tshow has no one pointed this out yet
>>109607153they need to justify their job, same reason yt and other shit fagman sites always change their ui, not becauses its needed, but ui designer don't want to be fired due to their uselessness
>>109615278>bragging about being a worthless simp
>>109607153yesall of themthat's why >we are laughing now as AI takes your jobs
>>109624084I remember "devs" laughing and saying their job would never be automatized when Obama shut down the coal mines. That decision paved the way for jew slave Trump because Hillary said she would continue the same economic policies. Now "coders" are seething as they're being laid off. I warned them back then and was banned for a month for screaming about it.
>>109609658Ah yes, such efficiency. India must be the most "efficient" country on earth then.
>>109624105When was this happening? Devs were just retarded in that they bragged about their ez high pay career and encouraged others to get in on it and now it's extremely oversaturated.
>>109624684it would be such a nice job to just write high quality safety focused software for airplanes or something that just seems like an extremely pleasurable thing to do
>>109624824Considering obama's second term ended in 2016, before you got here.
>>109607153the goyim humiliation ritual, you deserve it.
>>109615180Same schizo reposting his shit for attention
>>109624684The software was fine. The plane was badly designed. You can't fix non-functioning hardware with software.
>>109607153>notice facial structure immediately
>>109609658>Never forget that 15 years ago, if you could make an input box form and a submit button, you had a comfy 6 figure career right out of college. Indians stole that from you.to be fair that wasnt true 15 years ago as well. It was easier to get a interview but they still milked you for everything and only a select few got the big bucks.
>>109612814>Not true. Internet try-hard.My condolences.
>>109621839Yeah it's cuz their self esteem is lower, so when they find a guy who's interested in them they don't miss the chance to get fucked.Meanwhile, good liking girls get all the attention they want so they get to be picky.
>>109615372Are you poor, white ass hole?
>>109607153There was a post on here about some tech ceo that solved all their problems by firing the entire HR department.
>>109624105never happened>>109624824also never happened.In what country?devs didn't brag or laugh. only the impostors that bootcamped their way into a job did that, during the 3 month period before they got fired for being incompetent.
>>109614648If you define "efficiency" only as maximizing profit, then yes, it's more efficient. But it's also unethical to harm your customers and workers. If you view a business as a part of society, as most people do, you would count any harm that it does as being inefficient. For example, no one looks at a chemical company that dumps its waste into the river and thinks, "Wow, this is so efficient!" And no one cares that the company increases profits by neglecting proper disposal. People are conscious of the damage being caused and they're right to demand responsibility. It's part of the social contract that everyone should've learned as children, but unfortunately some people can't be taught. Hence, the EPA and the pile of laws written to stop bad behavior. The same goes for other unethical practices. See: bans on child labor, union protections, workers rights, Uniform Commercial Code, consumer protection, lemon law, banking regulations, the Dodd-Frank Act, the Affordable Healthcare Act, etc. Were all of these laws were written to stop businesses from being "too efficient"? I'd say that they make businesses more efficient because we're no longer a snake eating its own tail. tl;dr You can stick your head up your ass and pretend that businesses have no responsibility other than profit. And other people will respond by creating more rules, red tape, procedures, fines, etc. (pic related, they might also shoot you)
>>109628245>devs never mocked coal miners being laid off>THOSE DEVS DON'T COUNT REEEEEDon't strain yourself moving those goalposts.>>1096248242010 or so. It was a big thing even here. Scan through the archives and you'll see /g/ laughing about it.
>>109629315>tear drinking dooshwad that thinks reading somebody else's public github makes him a deva dev is somebody that builds production-worthy code without assistance or googling. any other type of "dev" is an imposter. these are just facts.I honestly never heard a dev mock coal miners or brag about how much money they made to non-devs. I did hear some dooshwad talking about they how didn't know fuck-all anything about coding, lied on their resume, and took a 3 month bootcamp and got a job making $150k. I just listened until they left. Months later I ran into dooshwad's friend and asked about how dooshwad's job was going and he told me that dooshwad got laid off and is major depressed and he hadn't heard from dooshwad in months.maybe you just trying to justify why you are happy to see devs suffer, I don't know. you got problems.
>>109624991>jeet detectedyou absolutely can fix non-functioning hardware with software. here's some psudeo code for you:Check if hardware is functioning.Check if hardware remained functional for duration of last 100 flights.IF hardware is not functioning AND plane is in flightTHEN notify human and infer needed metrics from hardward that is still functioningIF hardware is not function AND plane IS NOT in flightTHEN notify human and disallow takeoffIF hardware was not functional for duration for entire duration of last 100 flightsTHEN notify human and disallow takeoff.>but SARR this not in requirements>exactly jeet, that type of excuse is why you are a jeet.
>>109631349Cope. Seethe.
>>109607153>>109607222Yeah yeah, I know hr cunt and all that but she's not fugly - https://www.tiktok.com/@lyndseyduane
>>109607153I don't waste time with jeet companies. I am worth too much, and choosing to work with the wrong company (ignoring the jeet interview circus) is a mistake that would cost me six figures. The second they ask me to fizz buzz I laugh in their face. Sometimes I open ChatGPT, and they think I'm about to ask it how to fizz buzz, but instead I type in "How do I interview a software engineer?".The key is to continue job searching even when you are already employed. It gives you leverage. Don't forget, the jeets try to juggle as many jobs as they can at once, scamming them for as long as possible. Even if you give a company half your time but do your job right, you are worth more than three times as much as the best jeet.
