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tfw no pajeeta gf
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>>109637916Girlfriends in general seem like too much of a hassle these days
Please give me a hell desk job God
>>109638237Only the shitty ones (99.9℅ of all women)
>mentioned that I'm learning rust during a job interview>it's actually a problem and the hiring manager flagged me for it
>>109638415They were probably more put off by the erection you were hiding under your skirt.
The honest truth is that these videos are infinitely preferable to the Asian girl adult daycare videos because at least the woman is actually doing/talking about something relevant
>>109638422Hiding?
>Fucking homosexual of a coworker snitched on me in a team meeting rather than just forward me the issue directlyhow the fuck do I cream his ass without making it a hate crime? I fucking HATE THIS OVERDRAMATIC FUCKER so much. it's one thing about snitching, it's another when he acts like it's end of the world I actually fucking hate him so much.
>>109638685You lost tranny
update on >>109635954 :I did almost nothing today. this doesn't make me happy, though. it makes me think someone might find out one day and fire me using that as a valid legal argument.
>>109638704Fuck off you fucking gay ass whiner, everyone goes to me now for questions because you fucking bitch so fucking much. >>109638725Stop caring. I know it's hard when your pride and ego is in the way and you're disappointed in yourself that all this hard work and you're stuck fucking babysitting for retarded people but you gotta let it go. Slack off or build your own skills. Neither is really that wrong. We're gonna die in the next 5-10 years anyways.
>>109637832She looks like Lalisa.
>>109637832I don't know what I want to do with my life.
>>109638807>I know it's hard when your pride and ego is in the wayin a sense, yeah, it is. in another sense... I'm just waiting to be laid off, I even told them, and they still won't do it.I want the severance money (yeah, I'm that anon), and I'm starting to think that telling them this might have been a bad strategy, because they know now that I'm tired of their bs and want to leave, and if I do, they won't have to pay me a single cent.
>>109638837you're a face blind autist
>Decide to AI detox>No AI agents, no auto complete, etc just manual typing + google >Spend almost an hour on 1000> line simple java crud shit app >Claude reviewed and found some 3/4 breaking bugs but gave me emotional support saying I don't suck ass and it's okay To be fair I don't have a lot of experience in java and its past midnight but that shit was humiliating.
>>109639018watI spend an hour on a leetcode hard without AI and that's like 50 lines
>>109638837Now that you mention it, yeah she kinda does. Nose is a little more bulbous but the rest of it yeah
>>109638685>in a team meetingWhenever that happens, you say “I’ll look into that, and please be more proactive about bringing these issues to me. You shouldn’t wait until stand-up or team meetings to bring up these kinds of issues”
>>109637916fucking gross
should i just go for finance? i'm totally blackpilled
>>109638685What did he snitch on you with?
>>109639335probably some kind of bug in some code that he wrote
>>109638685Bet you would want to put cream on his ass, homo
>so what are you not getting at your current job that made you seek this position?dude I'm unemployed it's the first thing on my resume my last job was months agoso the humiliation rituals never end, huh? even after I get hired I'll still have to dance like a monkey?
>>109639335He came up to me and my team earlier two weeks ago and went like "uhmmmmmmmmmm this annoying person is like asking for x and I knowwww we can't do it but I'll just pass it to you guys to reject it"and that shit fucking pissed me off so I just didn't fucking do it and if my other coworker wants to do it then so be it. Then he calls out in the team meeting "uhmmmmmm annoying person is VERY MAD she didn't get a reply (the email again was more like "Hey, Can I get an update on X?"). uhmmmm can you guys please provide an update? you see EXECUTIVE BOSS MAN, I got it first but it's not really my area (you're our tier 1 wtf do you mean it's not your area) to reject these type of offers, I mean if we can somehow do X (we can't, we went over this multiple times) then Anon and his team should be able to handle it, maybe they can do X. "hmmm hmmm, yeah you're right fagman, anon, can you please follow up and see if you can do X?" I HATE THIS FAG SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK THIS FAG HOLY SHIT HE OVERDRAMTICIZES EVERYTHING AND ALWAYS SNITCHES FUCK MAN IM ABOUT TO GO ALL ON HIS GAY ASS AND START WRITING AN GRAMMY SPECIAL ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS FUCKER IS MAD CUZ HIS ASS IS GAY THE FIRST THING IS JUST PICK UP THE PHONE MOTHER FUCKER FAGGOT OLD FAG ITS ON.>>109638932Honestly, I'm in the same boat and I'm just like fuck it. Fuck these losers dude.
>>109638725I'm the guy who replied to you. I did an hour of Chinese practiceyou should find something productive to do while slacking off
>>109638807>We're gonna die in the next 5-10 years anyways.You wouldn't be here right now if you thought that was true. You probably wouldn't even be visiting this site.
>>109639719wow when you hit up the asian massage parlors theyre going to be so surprised to hear PING PONG DING DONG in unintelligible bingbong dialect.just kidding anon i hope you find your monkey faced wife so you can create elliot roger hapa hellspawn.
>>109639018If that was on company time, then whatever, but I really hope you weren't doing that as part of your evening project, because that's literally what LLMs were designed to do. And you could have spent that time doing a real AI detox, going outside for a walk, reading a book, or talking on the phone with family, friends, partners.
>>109639739Chinese people are insanely kind and insanely chill. Its amazing
>>109637916tfw no bf>>109639250That's a weird word salad anon, desu.And I speak corpo myself.>>109639307I'm going md. It seems like the doctors are also on the chaotic side, just good. We could get along.
>>109637832would so hard
How do I move back to the PNW with C++ and Javascript experience
>breath first searchThe retards filming don't know what they're talking about either
>>109640303its an ai transcription service you retard
>>109640365oh... :( ok :( sorry for not watching slop and tiktokkies in my spare time so i can reply to bait properlty :( i'll do better :(
>>109640379insufferable faggot
>>109640383Sorry that response wasn't to your liking — if you want me to transition, kill myself or suck your dick, make the call. I'll do it in the next turn.
watching these vids of cs students getting asked basic shit u could learn if u just studied leetcode and tried applying to jobs for 6 months makes me feel way better about myselflike they're going up to harvard alums and asking "what's the cap theorem" and they have no idea
>>109637832Need me a mildly attractive self-hating Indian gf
>>109640275We're full, fuck off. No more trannys
>>109640453School teaches you fuck all but without it Stacey in hr will block you.
>>109640453You are lucky if even 1/4th of what you learn in college is applicable even at the masters level.
>architect presenting what I’m going to be working on soon>instead busy reading the wikipedia article on the kingdom of Siam and posting hereWhy am I like this
>>109641373History bro's this job wasn't for us.
>be in a meeting with shared screen of a notion page>be editing a line>a foid was editing the same line and our name bubbles appeared near>everyone saw that>about to have a chat with HR about how it was sexual harassment
>>109641392>chuddie having a daydream about getting reported for sexual harassmentokay weirdo
>>109641392Ain't no fucking way. Throw it back at HR that they are gorilla nigger retards.
>>109639661iktfat my place of work not only is he this faggy type he is also an absolute snake who tries to turn you into his pawn to get you signed up with the manager/PM to do his grunt work bidding for his own promotion projects or implementing unrelated features that eliminate problems that his solution failed to address because he didn't think about it, then turn around and claim credit for the whole thing, lying with his sly jewish tongue in meetings to give others the impression he's the top G. Unfortunately for him I've caught on and actively started sabotaging his plans. Ignoring his pull requests, calling his made up success metrics into question in public, and trying to get myself reassigned to things that don't benefit his projects by (successfully) arguing that we're prioritizing the wrong thing and I should be working on $more_important_thingTo no one's surprise, he's an elitist ass kissing chink
>>109639307CPA?
“Will keep update the progress”I was told these people spoke english
>>109637832I wish I were a woman, fuck whoever decided that I should be born male
Any poorfags here that have suddenly gotten very high paying job and don't feel quite right around all the "rich" people?
>>109641450yours is chink mines white. either way I FUCKING HATE WOMEN AND GAYS in the workplace
>5 min ago: ”Hey Anon”>leave on read>starts typing again 30 sec later so she was literally staring at her screen >”this is about [ticket done by Anon 2 instead of you]. I received x instead of y”Legitimately kill yourself how do these freaks even function in life?
>Make an update in chat>30 mins of seeing someone type>Turns out to be less than a paragraph worth of infoWhy do these people take so long to type shit out?
>>109642178Insecurity/unskilled
>>109642194I should tell them to wait before typing to get their thoughts together.
>>109642131don't blame pretendworkmaxxers, they are doing the right thing
>>109640395Kek you guys are funny
>>109642178>oh shit I wrote too much now they'll think I know shit and load me with more work
>>109638237
>>109642289>dopamine dopamine dopamine easy life dopamine dopanine dopamine easy things in life enjoy enjoy enjoy enjoy dopamine dopamine dopamineSad. Life requires sacrifice. You will terminate it all just to have some short lived chemicals in brain
>Still no recruiters have answered my applicationsFucks sake I don't know how much longer I can hold on at my current job.
I like travelling for work but premium eco is not that great, I need an employer that will fly insignificant little me in business
>>109641507They never do.My current fixation is I have two different coworkers who use the word "dint" instead of "did not" or "didn't".
>nobody engages into conversation with anyone else in these threads>No clue how to use discord or twitter to meet people I unironcally may try to become roblox dev AND furry-dev python streamer AND attend ccc this year. already do 3d as a side gig.That will help me.>>109642178They just dislike you. The co-worker who hates me has to take like 2-3 breaks just to write an answer calm enough to not be raided ny hr. He is like the most cartoonish boomer ever.>>109641373Improvisé.
>yet another round of torment for h1bswhere is our resident jeet
>>109642941spoiler: nothing ever happens dumbassit will be overturned in court.trump didnt do shit his first term and hasnt done shit his second term.there is no political solution.everything will proceed as it were regardless of who wins the presidential pantomime.stupid ass gullible race mixed zoomer. kill yourself.
>>109642963>meanwhile on r/indandevelopers reddit>AAAHHHH I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF MY EMPLOYER IS CUTTING MY CONTRACT DUE TO THE FINES
>>109639757This. Use it wisely
>>109642968meanwhile on the most botted website on the internet, bar none. completely manufactured outrage.dipshit.
>want to change jobs to get a better pay>in order to do that I would have to stop slacking off>been working here for 7 years so severance would be good if they fired me plus I'd get unemployment gibs for 2 yearsI think I should just stick here and do nothing
>add a comment on the merge request asking for an update to meet our repo standards >person copy pastes Claude's answer on why the agent didn't do that>reply back and insist we need to maintain the repo's standards>they don't answer >the next day they ask again for an approval If I say what I think I'll be fired I guess.
>>109643026We are not going to fire you.
>>109643136Accept the merge—AI knows better than you.
>Boss tells me the contract is fucked from the top down>Reminds me that if i jump through a hoop i can get a 15k promotion plus extra work to go with itOh man it's over ain't it.
>>109637916thank god
finally left /utwg/ after getting a nice offerhope I never have to return there
>>109641392What?
>>109638237the girlfriend I want doesn't exist in this world anyway
>>109643855Same>TFW no 20ft tall giantess to fuck me dry daily.
>>109643764grats anon.
>>109639307I'm switching from software engineering to mechatronics
I'm feeling the layoff coming, broskis, bossman is pissed at me, I'm barely delivering anything because I sleep and/or fap all day, work a hour or two at most.
>>109642351>m-m-MUH DOPAMINE >m-m-MUH SEROTONIN oh yeah, which tik tok influencer taught you that, faggot zoomer?
>>109643026>severance would be good if they fired mekekanon you'd be lucky to get half a paycheck as severance
>>109642351>enjoying simple things is le bad...because it just is ok?imagine being so cucked and mindraped that this is your thought process
Every post I see from Nvidia on LinkedIn seems like they are just a bunch of tech lovers having fun tinkering with their stuff, which I don't believe at all. Is marketing forcing them to stage all these photo ops? Do they only hire Jensen cult members?
After doing 45 days of basic military training so i can get a job as a cooperative store manager, i ended up still staying at home since August 1st and probably for the next couple motnhs too because there is no actual info where I'd be given the official papers and the date where I'd actually startFuck this shit i truly cant escape tech am i?I guess ill try getting my motorbike driving license so i can do gig work while waiting. Mom keeps on bitching too about when I'll get masters with full scholarship but i only have 2.94 gpaI hate my goyimfaggotchud life so much i want to move out of this place ever since covid happened but nothing ever sticks. Not selling pixel art, not writing novels, not making landing pages.
>>109641507Indians may have broken garbage English but I can at least usually understand what they are trying to tell me. A sister teams boss is south Korean and I can't understand anything that dude says. His accent is so thick and he's been here for like fifteen years, he's not even trying to be intelligible. I have to hyper concentrate when he's talking or I get none of it
>>109644187PhD or bust anon. If you go semiconductors at all you need to go high or not at all.
>>109642178>start typing>boss man asks a question / have to look up something / need to squeeze the pee out>finish typing>anon has an aneurysm because he thought I was actively typing the whole time
>>109644253Yes and???
>lied about having a prior experience>actually got an interviewwhat should i do when they try to know more about my fake experince?what kinda questions should i prepare for?am i fucked?
>>109644399If you aren't cramming the subject you lied about you are over.
I'm actually optimistic about near future. This kind of feels scary. Even the horned rat went radio silent and just enjoys stuff with me. Good night!>>109644253>Boomers and their meed to type elaborate letters on comapmy imDon't forget the postal stamp.>>109644187Corporate larp. These guys sit in lab coats even for support calls.>>109644026Lol no, don't do that. Whenever I go see these guys at another office, they are miserable, doing cad and crying about complex jobs with low salary and few job opportunities and often having to travel in the on-call fashion, not business trip for roblox event way.
>>109644416i know everything about my stackjust the experince itself is fakelike "what challenges did you face in your previous role" type questions would fuck me that's it
>>109644535ok so just bullshit about some challenges you faced and prepare for that
What the fuck is a leetcode lmao
>>109644730>salary, 60k usd>income tax, 40%>real estate cost per square foot: over 2x>house: attached to another "house"Eurochads stay winning!
>>109644930It's better than continuing to live in somalia
A jeet just scheduled a meeting with me for 6:30PM
>>109645025So say no you pussy bitch lmao. Reschedule it for midnight his time
>>109644930at least it's economically honest and not value-detached-from-reality nonsense like fagman bullshit.
Suggest any IT-adjacent jobs?I'd look into something eletrical/electronic but I don't have any related skills.Maybe Operational Technology? Is there something else?
>>109645198I already declined it and didn't propose a new time
>>109645025Jeets keep scheduling meetings between 12 and 13 for me, I hate them
>apply for jobs for 12 months >12 months of retarded faggotry>give up and almlst accept a $24hr job>get a notification on LinkedIn >11/10 and her boss who is a 12/10 message me.>what do two hot sluts want with me>stammer as they talk to me>talk about the role>it is a good fit>think about eating them both and their ass while they talk>do the interviews>get offered the jobI cant wait to tag team these whores.
>>109644026lol, lmao never ask process automation graduate why does he need CCNA
>>109645239Bro we all know you smell like hot dog water
>>109640303>breath first searchseems like some CPR training
>>109641507sir can you to not make comments like this in the futures please we very best company
>tell boss I am leaving to get a new job since they pay me shit>start my self learning up skilling to pad my resume>shit costs months worth of wages to do so>current job would have paid for my upskilling if I hadn't told them I am resigningis there any reason to be a half decently moral wagie in todays world? I should have just used them upskilled and left immediately after and not told them shit, they're gonna replace my ass with a H1B indian. They're also now telling me I need to write down the job requirements for my eventual replacement too
>helping boomer coworker>he needs AWS access for an internal tool>he didn't listen when the devops guy told him to bookmark the startpage 5 months ago>and forgot what app he used for MFA>and took no notes on this>despite regularly taking ineffective notes in wordHe's not really a software guy, but damn is this frustrating. Almost as frustrating as when he took a backup Linux desktop I used at one point, had it re-flashed with Windows, then immediately ran into retarded meaningless IT issues with COM port access.>but he needed Windows softwareNo, he didn't. I know this because the only thing he needs it for, I do already on Linux.
>>109644930NTA but>>salary, 60k usd+pension contributions+6 weeks paid vacation per year+working 40h a week instead of 60 or 80+parental leave>>income tax, 40%On 60k? More like 30%. Federal + State + FICA gets close to that.>>real estate cost per square foot: over 2xAnon please, even in European capitals (other than London) rent is a third of in US cities with a tech presence, unless you have 3-4 hours of commute a day, in which case that's another 15-20 hours a week of unpaid work. If you live in bumfuck nowhere you're not getting a tech job or a decent salary, this isn't peak covid, companies smartened up about remote workers living in a flyover pigsty. Outside of specific, narrow sectors (e.g. AI) or a specific period (zero interest free money + covid era) your actual take-home per hour in the US is probably lower than in Scandinavian countries. We're not even accounting for the average European tech worker being able to sip a coffee at a bar at 2pm on a Tuesday.
>>109645604only 4 hours a day? no the average american actually commutes 15 hours a day. lets keep the numbers realistic please like the rest of your post is.
>>109645604>+6 weeks paid vacation per yearEuro here, I get 9
>>109645633Ok so then your cost per square foot is not 0.5x, but 2-4x? That was the point anon: either you live far out from your tech job and have to deal with car centric planning leading to awful traffic, or you live closer where rents are 2-4x what they'd be in a major European city.
>>109645666no its actually 16 times more expensive in america. and we work 80 hours a week. europeans have it so good and i am jealous.
>>109645604Americans just see the big number and don't look deeper, that's the point. If you point it out to them, they seethe hard, see >>109645684
>>109645705what do you mean? i am agreeing in good faith. i didnt even mention we only get 7 and a half minutes of PTO a year either. this is all easily verifiable information by google.
>>109645592>is there any reason to be a half decently moral wagie in todays world?no. corporations are basically beasts. they are not people and should be killed. you should act accordingly. they do not support you, they do not give a shit about you, they will keep you down if you don't get too uppity. it's all bullshit. I'm sorry you didn't have them cert you up before you left.
>>109645604b-but muh TC (which is still too low and I still get outbid on homes in my area).
>>109645724kek, no you aren't. some companies do the "infinite PTO" to discourage you from taking any time off too, so you're semi self-right.
I'm American at an American company with over 200k tc and I took four months of paid leave this year and got a promotion
>>109642178Slow brains and inability to touch type
>>109646078>>109646078>>109646078
>>109645909Probably not a very common occurence, if even true
I got offered a data collection operator at Tesla, Basically wearing mocap gear and doin shit so they can apply it to the robot. It sounds neat but I can't find fucking any info on the job, nobody posted glass door reviews. I have no idea what to expect
Can you guys pray to the gods that I get laid off this week? Please. Thanks!
>>109637832damn maybe I shouldn't be a programmerdid like 20 lines on a 90min hackerrank test, only started programming by the 70min mark
>investigating bug>discs reported transaction failures, customer complained>eventually find root cause>customer issued a force restart of their vmYea no shit nigga, if you do an unhealthy restart your connections might go down in a bad way, why wouldn't you mention this in the error report?
I just don't really feel a future anymore. I've completely gave up with my job and I'm pretty much coasting but I don't earn enough (despite actually being quite higher than the average) to just spend money willy nilly (in fact my stress spending is causing me to lose money every month). If I don't though, it just feels like each day is bleeding into itself and I feel like I'm just going crazy just keeping the same loop over and over and over again. >Wake up>Run or Gym>Go to Work>slack off because fuck all these losers really>Go home>Go to the gym again>Doomscroll for like 30 mins before I have to head to bed>Repeat until Sat/Sun where I have a bit more freedom to do stuff (but you can't really do things without money and I feel a bit drained from hanging out with the same friend group all the time)
>Started a group spotify jam with some of my old friends I had in high school during work hours. >the one dude who keeps fucking queueing up 'Ninja by Young Thug'>tell him it was funny like the first 5 times but to please fucking stop>the rest of the group find it hilarious since I'm the only office worker>have to spend my time coding in an open office space with every fucking third song being this......this was one of the worst ideas I've ever had.
>>109637832>>109637916>tfw no pajeeta gfwell if she looks like that, yeah
>>109646965Why are you going to the gym twice and complaining you don't have enough time.
>>109647081Gotta stay swole vroYou're not swole gwo?
>>109646997>Friends>Friends from high school >Mfw anon Didn't burn identity and move to a different country after what he did in high school
>>109647090No I fuck my wife and then play video games with a grill cheese and red bull. I love my life. Maybe the constant microtears and creatine is causing you stress bro.
>>109646997I'm a little jealous anon, all my high school friends cut off contact with me. Even the autistic one that tried to maintain contact with me on subway rides has mysteriously disappeared
>>109647102But the pending heart attack from the coma-inducing glucose spike of carbs fat and sugar is ok
>>109647199The days ain't blending together for me, the only thing blending is my smoothy
>>109646997You know you can just not listen to the Playlist, right retard?
>>109641507this is why I never went anywhere with indian recruiters
>>109641507Let's connect on this
>>109647558Quick call? :thumbs_up_white_skin
>>109647081Gotta split into two because I don't have enough time.
>>109647540I know... but at the same time it's nice sharing some sort of connection. You know connection deprivation from work because holy shit I fucking hate these losers. >>109647190Yeah I love them and all but they got the blue collar humor in them.... and sometimes it gets a little TOO much. One guy keeps spamming our group chat with gay porn....>>109647092I was a cringelord but fuck it I survived. This is the only friend group that I'm really close with from HS.
>>109647092>moved from Florida to WashingtonBasically changed countries
>>109637832hi batiful desi, yu are pretti, im gonna suck your tits and let you paizuri me and i lick you vegeta until you squirt and scream "uhhhh daddy yes daddy" and you sukdeep my benis
>4 rounds in>already passed 3 technical rounds>"so I noticed you don't have a degree. How come?">err well I had some personal stuff going on when I graduated and I wanted to get started working as soon as possible>"so are you planning on getting a degree?">yes I'm starting uni next year>"really? What do you expect to get out of your degree? what knowledge are you lacking that makes you want to get a degree? how are you going to balance work and studying?">...
>>109648026>What do you expect to get out of your degree?how about avoiding this exact conversation you FUCKING SPERG
What's the pay like to be a linkedin influencer
>>109647839How fucking long are you in the gym for? It shouldn't take you much more than an hour.
Tuesday I will move to /utwg/. I bet y'all are jelly as fuark rn AMA (I will not respond)
>>109645856NTA, but TC in "cities with a tech presence" as you put it (which is basically only SF and Seattle, because every large city has some tech presence so I assume you mean a big tech city) is 200-300k usd average for a mid level position (5 yoe), rent is $3k a month, most people get around 4 weeks paid vacation per year + 10 federal holidays, health insurance is like $150 a month if you're employed with any normal company, and very few people work more than 50 hours a week, I'd say most work closer to 40 or 45.So basically you make like 1/4 of what an American tech worker makes. Personally, I'd rather just retire 25 years earlier with my extra savings, but maybe you genuinely like to live in the moment so much that that tradeoff is worth it to you
>>109648610meant to >>109645604
there's a singular jeet at my job and he's been here for like a week and he's already managed to have a 30 minute long phone call in pure jeetspeak with his office door open that i was forced to listen to
it's been 1 week at my new job and they've hired a ton of people and they're inviting all of the new recruits to a welcome paintball tournament
>>109648621tell him to be quiet
>>109648632i cant im shy
>>109648641be quiet
>>109648577venmo me all your savings
>>109646965sounds like you just need some good grindr hookups
>>109648630Cool! Do they also offer free fresh fruit in the office?
>>109648621My job installed a pinball machine right outside near my desk and all I heard all day long was>CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANKA few weeks later it mysteriously broke
>>109648674How will you sabotage the pool table they'll put in next? Maybe the Amber Heard treatment?
>how was your weekend, anon?I actually feel intimidated answering this question nowadays because most of my weekends I'm just having BBQ and I think my you know what coworkers feel offended that I enjoy eating cow meat
imagine trying to get a job without a clearance in 2026 lmao
>>109642289Obese people feel the same about exercise.Life is suffering for some reward. The more you suffer, the less you notice it. Perpetual comfort just makes you feel numb and depressed after a while. You need pain + reward. Sometimes the reward is meaning, not just comfort.
>>109637832>tech workers general more like simp general
>>109642289>even the greentexts are ai generated now
>>109649130
