You got bodyswapped with Dario and you know for a fact that in 5 years one of the major AI labs including yours will create genuine AGI that is on the level/exceeding 90% of experts and professionals in every field out there. What would you do as him.
2005 big business were singularity now2011 bigger business were tired and off2025 openai were singularity now2026 openai take that back just in two veeks trust me bro
1. haircut2. contacts3. home gym 4. retire and make it someone else's problem
I don't think it's a given that AGI will happen
>>109658419Do the world a favor and kill myself
>>109658419>You got bodyswapped with DarioThis is the worst isekai ever
>>109658451Fuck tech bros20 years ago they were saying the singularity was decades awayIn 2021 they were saying the singularity was years awayIn 2025 they were saying the singularity is months awayAnd now in 2026 they're saying it's weeks awayWhy are they so inconsistent? Is it years? Weeks? Decades? Why does it keep changing?
>>109658620It is an asymptote, ai will be increasingly short time away but never actually reached.Well unless marketing says they reached it already, which openai claimed multiple times, but then it’s back to "it’s just two weeks away we need seven trillion dollars"
>>109658419Kill myself out of shame—I could not live with his visage.
>>109658419Why does he look like a stinky Indian Hindpoo in this picture?
put some indian in charge and resign
Rape my sister and get away with it.
>>109658620The singularity started with agriculture and has been occurring since capital became global. Read Land.
I'm killing myself
>>109658620Singularity isn’t an event because it’s basically just describing exponential growth in human development. As anon >>109658676 said, it either started with agriculture and has been slowly ramping up since, or it’s just whenever you feel like it.
>>109658419I would go to the office, open a window and jump.
>>109658419he needs AI rainbow colored hair
>>109658419How mercenaries to kill people "in the name of AI" to try and make myself king so the world turns in AI companies entirely forever... right after publicly sacrificing my family to the Machine God live on television.
>>109658419I would write a twitter post explaining and detailing how AI as it is is a way overrated money burning scam and kill myself which would hopefully achieve two things. First I go back into my old body, two the AI bubble bursts which will bring prices back to sane levels, and with my old body I can buy some shit I want for lower prices.But even then it might not be enough to burst the bubble. They'll just say "Dario suffered from acute psychosis like that child murdering mom" or some shit.
>>109658676touch land, nigger
>>109658419I'd probably call 1800 BBC and get my wife filled ASAP
>>109658419take a flight to Iran, brag about bombing the school and then swap back to my old body and then watch the public execution videos appear on xitter
>>109658462>1. haircuthe does look like a cross between a zoomer and a boomer
