Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve gathered you all here today because our company is in trouble.Apple have just released the M5 pro and M6 and according to credible intelligence reports the M7 is coming out Q4 this year already.How do we keep up? The Mac Mini’s are replacing the family desktops at a rapid rate. What should we do? The ARM design makes the Mac’s better suited for running local AI’s.With Cyberpunk and other AAA gaming title pandering to MacOS as well we are in serious trouble on the gaming front too.These are current innovative ideas to save the company:>More surveillance of users (mandatory login and internet connection to use their pcs. scan and read all user files and log them without their consent)>More jeet bloatware to increase minimum demands to our OS (minimum 32 GB DDR5 RAM next build)>Replace user controller navigation with our genius Microsoft CoLab AI >Increase Microsoft Office 360 prices by 25% Does anyone else have any other ideas we could use??
>>109662153>aianyone who actually cares has a linux server or box>gaminglaughablecall me when mac makes any inroads on basic office pcs, it's the only market that matters
>>109662153You are all fired.
>>109662192>gaming laughableYou have no clue what you are talking about, trying too hard to appear as an adultPencil neck kek
I have the idea to end all ideas. Delete all Microsoft products and replace them with Copilot PC. It's a box that cannot be opened and has no button to turn it off. When you plug it in it will immediately start listening to all speech around it and showing ads and promoted content based on them. You cannot control it, because it already knows what you want and shows it to you. It also makes a very painful and loud beeping sounds every 2 minutes until a credit card is inserted, then it will automatically make purchases depending on what it decides you want or should want.
>>109662215>gaming on a macWhat does the PS2, the Wii, the NDS, and the Switch have in common anon? Who the heck is Apple paying to make all these astroturfing threads?
>>109662153We need to make Windows 11 slower, and increase the rate at which users must restart their devices
>>109662282Good thinking, anon. I like the way your mind works.There is no reason we should waste young creative talent like this in the basement. You’re hereby now a junior executive.
>>109662153Fire every executive Bangladeshi/Indian/Pakistani from leadershipReduce bloatwareStop putting divali/ramadan celebrations into desktop UIPerformance optimisation, needs to run on less than 2gb ram and can't have more than 50 processes running Hire good designer that can fix the UI/UX fiasco that happened with win 11Hire white man as CEOFix firewall, it's too invasive and doesn't actually work well.Finder is garbage.Remove all microsoft bloatware on a personal 'puterPut effort into ARM version
