Anyone here have a sex doll? I have a Zelex 166K and it's fucking amazing... Yes, I've had a real gf, and yes, I rate this almost as good as the real thing.
If you think about it, everything is technology.
>>109669595Does it produce any heat?Does it actually move instead of having you do everything?How annoying is the cleaning process?
>>109669612penis is a high-tech
>>109669640No heat. You can move her into any position you want, and her limbs are stiff enough that she won't suddenly collapse or deform while you're fucking her. Cleaning for me is easy since I bust on her, not in her. Still, I clean using a 70% w/w isopropyl alcohol spray. Easy.
>>109669595Your depraved sexual fantasies are not technology
>>109669771They are, though
>>109669640Yeah the hit is vital for me to reproduce the illusion of fondling tits.Plus having to do everything yourself means no actual bj or handjob
>>109669595Sex dolls suck. They are just sexy-shaped piece of silicone with mannequin skeleton inside. Might as well post it on /ic/ because they are closer to a sculpture then a computer.
>>109669819Heat*
Imagine paying for a sex doll when there's homeless and undocumented women everywhere
>>109669595A sex doll will never love you like a real woman can.
>>109669862They have standards they still refuse me
>>109669873No woman loves me, every single interaction with the opposite sex ended terribly, in insults, ghosting, I even fought a bunch irl too
>>109669873if you want to be loved get a dog
>>109669873Imagine wanting love from a woman, lmao what a faggot
>>109669595i don't get how someone can be attracted to a lifeless doll honestly.and even if it was moving, the texture and lack of soul is offputing.
reminder that sex robots are bluepilled, genetically engineered permanently virgin nympho ultra sexual slave harem or bust
>>109669873A woman changes her mind. I've witnessed a girl leaving a guy a few months after getting a kid.Women well leave YOU.
>>109669873i don't understand modern world's obsession with love. why is romantic love important or even needed?
>>109670186Feeling lonely sucks sometimes. So people seek out intimacy with others to avoid these negative feelings, but seeking intimacy with someone seems like a herculean task these days. Some people will cope with pale imitations of love. Lust isn't love though and a sex doll can only provide you with an orgasm (a drug similar to heroin)
>>109670043It's about options.Nearing 35 here, I don't know what tits or a kiss feel like.Haven't seen humans in about 3 years.
>>109669873>like a real woman can.kek this bait never gets old
>>109670257How do you get food? Delivery?
>>109670370People travel around the fucking house/block/town/country like the way they do in high school; not every task needs a partner for assistance
>>109670391How have you not seen another human in 3 years is what im wondering. Literally how do you survive.
>>109670370Groceries are delivered to my door at a given specific time, then I cook, I have a tunnel going from my place to the trash can below so I don't need to go out either.I have already repaid mortgage so I'm doing ok for myself on govt bucks and money is not an issue since videogames and movies are free.I don't go out so I don't need clothes, no car insurance or whatever bullshit either.
>>109669595I recently got out of a bad long term relationship and have let's say, experimented, here...I would say I have mixed feelings about sex dolls overall... Let's me get my rocks off without dealing with the modern Wahmon and having to participate in those games... But aside from that feels like something I shouldn't be doing.IDK, current year is depressing dawg.Also, cleanup and the doll wearing down will make you feel like an absolute freak... But sometimes better than a real woman sure.
>>109670437Wow. You have more or less escaped the matrix. Enjoy your freedom.
>>109669595No point until they're robot gfs instead of Lars and the Real Girl ass shi
>>109669873I'm counting on it!
>>109670463>NEEEOOOOOOOOO WE DESTROYED OUR SOCIAL SKILLS COME TO THE TRASH TUNNELS AND EAT DELIVERED SLOP FROM THE NORMIES NNEEEEOOOOOO
>>109670522Literally said I cook.I had to learn how to cook to stay financially stable and to avoid growing a McDonald's body.
>>109669889The principle difference between a woman and a dog is that if you bring a dog in off the street and feed it, it will never bite you
>>109669640> does it move instead of you having to do everythingYeah, unlike a real one you mean...
>>109669595What kind of technology? Piece of STPE/Silicone on metal skeleton? It will be a while until my sex doll can do chores or just carry her heavy fucking ass herself. Sex and cuddles are great though.You might want to head over /jp/doll
>>109670437Not even /nightwalks/ ? I'm surprised. Do you at least workout somehow?
>>109670636Nog infested area and very low trust society, no.I have a home bike but the motivation to use it left me long ago.Essentially I am taking my retirement now because I won't make it to retirement age.
I want to get one but im in a rental and i dont want the landlord to see. am i a pussy?
>>109669873>real woman>love you
>>109670437>I have a tunnel going from my place to the trashOkay now this sounds based how did you build it?
>>109670901I didn't it was built into the building before I bought the apartment.Basically you lift a small lid, throw the trash in there and poof, gone, it's already in the first floor inside a trash bin.
>>109670832Just make sure they come into a cardboard box, generally there should be a discrete delivery label on the product purchase page.If it doesn't come in a discrete package decline the package saying it isn't for you.
>>109669640>Does it produce any heat?Full body no, if doll is non-electric you can look for a external hole heater.>Does it actually move instead of having you do everything?Depends on manufacturer, some internal heat and vaginal\anal "pump", to stimulate a natural rhythm.>How annoying is the cleaning process?Relative simple, they do take a long time to dry.I would recommend buying reusable dry stick, humidity can give a bad smell.
>>109669595Like I said in the other thread, I prefer smaller sex dolls, like 120-130cm, cheaper and way more plapable.
>>109669719>her>shekek, it’s a doll
>>109670912Wow, that sounds comfy. Anyways are your dolls expensive and do you cycle through them. Also how is the wear and tear has the longest doll you've owned show any signs of tearing?
>>109669595i would have loved one when i was 12-17, not much after that
>>109669873
>>109670980I'm not op I haven't gotten into dolls yet, my big blocker is heat.
>>109670959A doll with a vagina.
>>109669595What's wrong with just using your hand?
>>109671029I used an onahole before and it really doesn't compare.Going back to hand after using an automated fleshlight is like rubbing a rock against your cock.I can't go back, but fuck me these things break way too easily.
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>>109671045How does it compare toa woman?
>>109671076I only have one experience and it was with a condom, it felt samey, except that inside the vagina was hot, it's basically what I imagined blowjobs to be, imagine getting dp'd, it's that's but that's actually what vagene penetration feels like.So onahole actually feels pretty close minus the warmth.
>>109671005pretty much thisideal doll for me would be heated, loosened joints, and probably a removable sleeve so I could pop it out to clean itI know there are heated models but I don't trust some chink heating element inside plastic to not burn my house down
Are there any seamless dolls? Full size or 1/6. The ld dolls have buttfuck ugly moulds, and the 'seamless' vcd-06 I'm waiting on has a detachable head. Is the situation the same with the big dolls? How do cheap chinese manufacturers get past the restrictions? All the 1/6 dolls I have other than old phicens have barbie anatomy.
>>109671045Break easily how?
>>109671127Fuck I imagined firefighters narrowing down a cause of house fire to a half-burnt doll and laughed my ass off
>>109671173Shit won't charge anymore
>>109671005>my big blocker is heat.heat is the essential no-negotiations blocker for me as wellbut I'm also not really interested in them until they have at least first-generation humanoid capabilities like being able to stand up and lie down. I don't like necrophilia or somnophilia, people not moving creeps me out. I will be willing to pay up to 15k usd for an adult doll with these capabilities or up to 100k usd for a child doll with these capabilities
>>109671182imagine firefighters rescuing a doll as if it were a real person
>>109671359>imagine firefighters rescuing a doll as if it were a real personnot a bad plot beat for a cyberpunk show. firefighter haunted by trauma that he saved a pedo dad's child sex doll instead of the actual daughter after the dad got caught and tried to burn his own family down
>>109670580The clothes make it fun desu
if it had a tiny speaker in her mouth, controlled by an llm trained on some actual existing sexting amateur woman this could be interestingof course it would be hard or impossible to verify or distinguish from any other mass produced AI slop sex toys, but there is something in the vision of a random slut, somebody's daughter or wife, selling her physical and psychological likeness as a sex toy to be fucked by multitudes of men, long after her beauty or even life is gone
>>109669595I've got an Elsa Babe. Planning on buying more when my economic situation is a bit better.>>109669640OP said sex dolls, not robots that don't exist yet. They don't do anything in their own. If you want it heated, use a heating want. They're powered by USB and shoved into her coochie. As for cleaning them, depends if you're doing a simple cleaning of just her holes, or a deeper full body cleaning. They make irrigators for the first type. For the second, take her into the shower and use soap and water. Then dry her off and add a little bit of corn starch over her body. You don't need to do this ever day, just whenever her body starts feeling a little sticky from all the fucking sweat you drip on her.
>>109671371>pedo displacement syndrome
>>109669880Why are you giving them an option
>>109671737Hekkin expensive but the anime ones look niceNo-one here even ordered a much cheaper one from Ali then?
How do you get rid of all an old doll?
>>109672348Just dump it in a trash bag on the side of a secluded road, people will come pick it upOr you could drive to a waste dump and fess up
>>109672195Aliexpress ones are mostly scam. They will send something different from pictures. No branding, so no reviews. Not worth it. Also I noticed that they stopped selling lot of dolls, mostly because of EU and China regulations.But there are chinese brands like FunWest that make good-looking dolls more affordable, so that's probably way to go.
>>109672348see >>109109973
>>109671737>/g/ays call tranny "he">call lumps of silicone "she"
>>109672348Take big sharp scissors or metal cutters (exacto knife will suck) and chop it into pieces that you will mix with regular trash over time. You can leave metal skeleton next to the dumpster so scrap collecting hobos can take it.
>>109669771My depraved sexual fantasies would involve impregnating sex bots and that's clearly not possible yet.
>>109669595Trunp already banned these from China
>>109671359>>109671371>imagine firefighters rescuing a doll as if it were a real personAlready a scene in Backdraft (1991), with a rookie firefighter and a mannequin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGKcfqcay5o
Anyone have any thoughts on RealDolls? I'm invested in RealBotix that make some humanoid service robots, and they have Intima (the company behind Real Dolls) as a subsidiary.
>>109670819if you had to enter society again, how would you start?
>>109672578ty I'll take a look
>>109670832I have my doll in a storage unit except when she stays over at my place for our week-long feral fuckfests. An extra $70/month for a storage unit is well worth it.
Chav dolls arent tech.
>>109672730By killing myself
>>109672730Trying to get a part time job is a good first step. Or volunteering somewhere, just being around people really
>>109671127Good silicone will contain any reasonable heating element failure and also survive the house burning down around it. Unless it's self powered. Then you have serious potential for 6ft gouts of flame exiting fuck knows where and shrapnel bombs.
>>109669873I don't want love I want fuck
>>109669873oh you poor thing; you still believe a woman can love you
>>109672593tranny = maledoll = not malesimple as.
i want to believe
>>109675232paragraph 3 cannot be real
>>109669595On every other board, coombrain threads = Indian HIndu rape rat OP.On /g/, most of the threads are by the rapejeets EXCEPT the coombrain ones.Anyone else noticed this?
>>109669612What technology do I need to stop Indians
>>109676110Soap and insecticide.
>>109676081Worth noting this was after her time in the war. You know how women get in wartime. Complaining about losing their fathers, brothers, sons in battle. Handing out white feathers to their own sons. Unlike men, their panic does not seem to be overcommable by their reason. I think they are usually better in peacetime but any woman who touts around her daughter as a sister or twin is the proof in the pudding of what she's saying here so. Don't lose any sleep over it it's how they've always been and we've gotten along this long.
>>109676081They're paraphrasing heavily but it's basically real. See libgen id 136297422, page 565. She's crashing out about specific people and some business in France.Basic alpha female misogyny. Actually powerful women always hate women.
I don't see the point in the whole sex doll. AI companionship I get, although not right now because LLMs are total slop. I understand the appeal of an android maid you can fuck, but I feel like it'd actually get old pretty fast, simply due to the effort involved.I can sit at my desk and get jerked off by a machine already, and it works fine.
>>109670636the new streetlights largely sucked the comfy out of nightwalks for mefuck having to use a baseball cap and sunglasses even at night
>>109669595Back when I was single and had tons of disposable income I seriously considered getting one. But the idea of potentially dying of a heart attack while fucking one and people finding out about it prevented me kek.Besides I've never wasted money with porn or sex toys before, so starting with a, at the time, $4 grand doll was also too radical.If I get divorced or widowed I might reconsider it though. Specially in the next 20~30 years after I get retired and stop giving a fuck about anything.
>>109670959still more female than a tranny lmao
>>109677208It's for people who are moderately well off and bored rather than lonely. If you have real money you can just get some land and horses.
>>109672593Objects can't be delusional. It's that simple.I don't mind calling cars, dolls, etc. 'her'But I do mind calling a man 'her'Because that would confirm his delusion.
>>109672593Trannies have a Y chromosome. The doll doesn't.
>>109671076Some I anoles feel exactly like sliding your dick into a real woman. It's absurd.
>>109670554>if you bring a dog in off the street and feed it, it will never bite you
>>109670554ts so true. more people should rescue dogs from the streets
>>109677208In theory by the time "android' isn't blatant false marketing she could clean herself up.
>>109680462The effort isn't just the clean up.
>>109669595come join us at >>>/jp/plastic>>109670959>esl detectedEven cars, ships and countries often get called "she"
>>109669595forgot to drop your reference link.
>>109669595Your right hand does not constitute a girlfriend I'm afraid.
>>109670554>it will never bite youDas rite
>>109669873>have boyfriendPussy is proprietary anyway
>>109676110a soap nuke
i got one recently, if you're already a degen gooner just go all the way and get one urself, its a lot of fun