What's the best programming language for me if my brain doesn't work so good?
>>109702874Most important thing is to argue very strongly about whatever you pick and attack anyone who uses anything slightly different to you.
>>109702874C
>>109702874it's either this or rust
>>109702874Cursor
>>109702874FORTHIt just makes sense.
>>109702874Lots of people with <70 IQ using Java
>>109703082>it's so simple a retard can use itseems like a good language to me anon
>>109702874AI—the future.
>>109702874FreeBASICIt's basically as fast as C because it literally use a C compiler, but it's BASIC, so you don't need to learn all the grammar from bigger languages
>>109702874>if my brain doesn't work so good?I've read, and been told by fans of the language, that Go (aka Golang) is designed for use by teams where not everyone is that smart / talented at programming, so maybe that?
Go was literally built with retards in mind yet not a single person has suggested it yet.
>>109702874Bbc basic by Richard Russell
>>109702874Jim Varney was a classically trained, Shakespearean actor. Ernest was just his big break that made him a comfy living while acting.https://youtu.be/2QNW4x2HYYg
>>109704025Go filtered me, my IQ is 34
>>109702874unironically go right to assembly
>>109704837Which instruction set?
>>109702874Ah-nold-Chttp://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC
>>109702874Javascript>Loosely typed so you can just slap stuff together>Light verbosity and boilerplate>Trillion libraries and helper functions you don't have to write>Tons of training data for AI to help you>If you are stupid it will be easy to accept that there are nonsensical moving parts that you won't understand
>>109702874Python, not trying to contribute to your bait, but as far as I know python is designed to be readable even by braindead codeless nigs
>>109708195*designed by braindead codeless nigs
>>109702874COBOL.
QB64
>>109702874Lua.
>>109702895Came here to post this.
>>109702874Python is all you need. Python is the language of the straight white man.
>>109702874Go. It was explicitly designed for retards as per the creator.
>>109704025because the use cases for go aren't retard friendly and stuff like async/goroutine is incompatible with retardsnot to mention generics but that's another can of worms>>109702874any language with good editor support to have as less friction as possibleI'm thinking MIKU MIKU OOOH EEEH OOOHjust kidding, I'm thinking Java with JetBrains IDE or JS/Python with vscode
I’m clinically retarded and make 160k/year writing Python and Go
>>109702874Matlab
Ada is the best programming language. It teaches you to be a better programmer and forces you to eliminate all bugs by design.
>>109710852Why does rust exist when Ada was already there?
>>109710903the ignorance of subhumans is hard to understand.
>>109702884ThisWhatever you pick, just remember to attack other people that choose something different, and be really smug about it. Ex: i make fun of js and ruby, but I have never used them. I never will ever. I hate them because I am better then them, and my strong opinion disallows you from using it.
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