>be John Ternus>2001>26 years old>nobody at Apple>flown to a factory in Asia to check screws>spec says 25 grooves>supplier made 35>no human being will ever see this>lose your mind at them anyway>win>spend 25 years doing exactly that>403 patents>rip Intel out of every Mac>build a phone 5.6mm thick>watch the finance guys take over design>watch every great designer quit>watch Apple ship the same watch nine years straight>watch $3499 ski goggles flop>watch OpenAI walk off with 400 of your engineers>September 1 2026>they hand you the whole company>kill Vision Pro 2 by lunch>sue OpenAI by dinner>mfw you inherit a $4 trillion machine and spend day one deleting your predecessor's legacy
>>109706111and?
Tim Cook is an MBA. John Ternus is an actual engineer who's personally gotten his hands dirty working on Apple products.
>>109706111Will he bring back small iphones?
john apple
>>109706111>>watch Apple ship the same watch nine years straightthis is the one that genuinely pissed me off lol, i lost a gen 4 watch at the airport years and years ago, recently decided to give it another chance, got a gen 11, and it was the SAME FUCKING WATCHthat's like 7 generations or whatever i can't do math, but fucking insane. i was so pissed off.
>>109706201>Tim Cook is an MBAHe retired from Apple to play basketball?At his age it's pretty based.
cool but is he another annoying trump dicksuck like elon and the rest? or is he based
>>109706111Isn't that the guy from the future?
Steve Wozniak is still aliveHas Apple checked on him since he also got fucked over by a finance guy?>>109706286this
>>109706447Woz is still on the board, no?
>>109706111Firing the goyggles teams and not even having a linkedin profile pic is so fucking based. Love this guy.
>>109706478Brother Woz hasn't had any real involvement with Apple since 81.
>>109706497Yeah but formally he's still part of it and has voting power.
>>109706111>the last remaining white tech company>the second most Indian board (after pol) of the second most jeeted site (after Reddit) starts malding and shidding and pissing themselves with ragefeeslgoodman
>>109706526He Isn't, Apple's board consists of people that bankrupt countries for entertainment in-between staging coups in the global south not fucking Woz.
>>109706111The Vision Pro was the only thing I was interested in, did they really kill it?
>>109706111guy must have had super clout internally like the gay white hair dude
>>109706585Fat fucking retards like you that want to wear fucking goyggles are less than 0.01% of the population, of course they killed it after the VR fad died.
>>109706623That's not what the vision pro was for. You're confusing it with something like the meta glasses.
>>109706111Grooves in screws?
>>109706631Uh oh, sounds like someone's mad that their $3500 dust collector is now going to be... Uh... Still a $3500 dust collector.
>>109706572https://woz.org/never-left-apple/
>>109706641What anger are you detecting? I never bought one, I couldn't afford it, but we did get to have one at work. It's an interesting tool, doubly so for a designer like me, at least as a proof-of-concept. I might have bought one if they released a 2nd generation that fixed the issues with the first, or released a cheaper version that still had most of the functionality of the 1st. Of all the vr headsets we got to try at work, the Vision Pro was the most promising by far for our use cases but also the least developed. Like I said, a proof-of-concept.
>>109706111How can one man be so based?
>>109706111https://x.com/0xSweep/status/2094828646112674022stop reposting twitter posts
>>109706111>>mfw you inherit a $4 trillion machine and spend day one deleting your predecessor's legacygoodapple is responsible for the downfall of western civilization and they greatly helped to turn the open internet into walled-gardens and to gatekeep technology, fuck this garbage lifestyle company, if this dude can kill it then fucking great, let him cook.google is already self-sabotaging by hiring women and indians, it's only a matter of time before these two worthless companies disappear into the toilet of history.
Here is the new power structure.https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/04/20/arthur-levinson-to-become-apples-lead-independent-director>In his new role as lead independent director, Levinson will be tasked with ensuring a balance of power between the Board of Directors, which oversees strategy, the Executive Chairman, Tim Cook, and Apple's new CEO, John Ternus.Levinson is now the de facto leader.I don't know why they are trying to paint Tim, the god-gifted gay, Cook as stepping down from Apple.That faggot received a promotion to Steve Jobs' old position, and so did the man behind him, Levinson. In fact, Cook got Levinson's old job and a new title was created for Levinson.Tim Faggot now has supreme control over Gaypple above and beyond the board even.
>>109706738>>109702452Who are you shilling for?
>>109706317could have bought casio
>>109706738I'm not about to decode what you mean by any of this.
