post scam tech. vaporware also allowed.
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>>109707020buying solo server boosts on Discord, "privacy enhanced" Discord forks, not using the PWA but actually download the Discord client
Some dude shilled this battery saying that it's legit because it's made by scandanavians, lol.
>>109707197Sometimes I wish I could mentally handle pulling off a scam like this.
>>109707020Does it just empty the juice for you or what
>>109707318why did him delete
>>109707296Yes, it squeezes the bag for you. It's insanely overengineered. It makes a kitchen aid mixer look like chinesium shit from hazard fart levels of over engineering.
>>109707197hi I'm matt feral and this is undecidedit's undecided because they gave me money and I need to talk about this obvious scam like it's going to revolutionize battery technology
>>109707353Sometimes I wouldn't mind if my bag was squeezed as long as my hose was being pumped at the same time....
>>109707296you bought bags of juice and the $400 machine squeezed it out for you, even tho you could squeeze them with your own hands. they defended it by saying it squeezes the bags in a special optimised way. it needed wifi and a smartphone app and qr codes to work
>>109707351Maybe because he realised he answered>does it just empty the juice from the bagwith>it also empties the juice from the bag
>>109707197Those reindeer-herding liquorice-eaters!
>>109707020EV cars. Any of them.
>>109707566Still the most impressive scam I've ever seen.>Hey everyone, wanna save money on gas AND help the environment?>Get yourself one of our electric vehicles, never spend another dime on gas again!>Yeah, this is much more expensive than gas vehicles, but you'll save in the long term!>Oh, we haven't invented a battery that is rated to last longer than 5 years of non-stop charging and discharging cycles yet>So you'll need to replace the batteries in about 5-10 years or so>Replacement batteries? Lol, we don't make or supply those, and only our proprietary batteries will work, the car will refuse to turn on if you try to use some 3rd party shit>They stopped working? Well, uh, time to buy a new car I guess, lol!Literally, all they had to do was use standard lead acid batteries. People crying about slow charge times? Setup some swap places where they can swap out their nearly dead batteries with freshly charged ones.
>>109707756lead acid batteries are not designed for constant high load retard
>>109707756>Oh, we haven't invented a battery that is rated to last longer than 5 years of non-stop charging and discharging cycles yethuh? my midrange ev from 2022 has 94% battery condition and 2022 battery tech is old shit compared to todayeven the cheapest chinesium lifepo4 produced today can get 5000+ full cycles, likely closer to 8000, before starting to degrade noticeably
>>109707756My 2020 electric Mini is still at 98% battery health
>>109707566Eh, the Chinese ones are alright.>>109707756Honestly every part of a car other than the engine can be easily recycled. Batteries make up like 90% of the cost of an EV. Also most manufacturers do sell individual batteries to replace one bad one in a pack.Personally, I like that they just go really fast. And they're quiet.
>>109707296AvE`s finest hour:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ- or 40 mins, to be exact. Worth it tho :)
>>109708297lmfao that thing always blows my mind.
>>109708433Yep, this is it, and it's the scam that keeps on giving. NFT tards, shitcoiners, and corporate fraud are everywhere.
>>109708297same dude tore down a $500 toaster except he liked it
>Every generation is getting dumber>So dumb that we've got a whole new generation of scam victimsHaving trouble affording a new PC?
>>109707020Unironically, what were they thinking?
>>109708747>How can we combine juicing with Jewing?
>>109707040
Bitcoin (more like Buttcoin)
>>109708747Rare case of given money to unchecked autism.
>>109708806Bitcoin paid half of my mortgage.Hush now
>>109707756>use standard lead acid batteriesCertified dumbass. They're nowhere near energy dense enough for electric cars
>>109707197>scandanavians>finnschoose one
>>109709121elonmusk.today
>>109709121he just lies and people eat it up. i could do that too.
>>109709194What about those Finns who only speak Swedish?
>>109707197qrd?
>>109708747>overengineer juice presser so it's reliable>it's so overengineered each unit loses money despite being sold for $400>customers subscribe to receive packs containing shredded fruits>each pack must have its QR code scanned and verified by the camera on a wifi-connected Juicero which also requires an app>Juicero will refuse to work on "expired" codesThey figured they could make their profit selling overpriced fruit packs as a monthly subscription service.
>>109710139Can't blame them for trying the ultimate corporate dream is to sell you basic necessities for survival in a monthly subscription to lock you in for life I'm sure someone out there is still trying to figure out how to sell you water or food on a monthly package.
>>109710139That hurts even to read. They should've added motivational quotes on the packs as well.
>>109710139Yes that is the primary business model for just about everyone these days—they saw the numbers for printers and decided everything could be like that.>>109710689This is already the case. There are many businesses that sell you subscriptions for food. Water companies have been so successful at this strategy for centuries that they have to be regulated as utilities just so people can afford anything else.
>>109710139you forgot to say that the packs could be squized easily by hand
>>109710139Maybe it was all a ploy so someone can get their hands on some very well made desktop compactors without raising suspicion.
>>109708433PFFAHAHAHAHAHA
>>109707040Lol, not wrong
>>109707020>/scat/ - Scams. Cons, And Trickeriesthere's already 10 other AI generals bro
>>109708433I can't believe Zuckerberg fucking wasted more than $30b on this stupid shit. Are you sure he's actually not retarded or something?
