Maybe a hot take.
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>>109711629*starts double clicking one day after the warranty ends*
perfect ear scratcher
>>109711629I wish these weren't so fragile. I've literally never seen single one without multiple dents
>>1097115251080 Tii7-4790KDell m1000eRTS gamesThe sten gunThe small swordMagic wand vibratorsMDNAToyota HiluxPolio VacineThe DVDWin32The flying ScotsmanThe cessna 172 skyhawkGPSThe compassThe automatic watchThe suspension bridgeThe sinclair spectrumThe spectrum NextThe sidelock double barrel shotgunThe flushing toiletThe 120mm fanThe compound bowSynthetic diamondsThe qwerty keyboardSD cardsThe sidewinder force feedback joystickThe AWE 64 Soundblaster5.1 surround sound.Crop rotationCDOS 5Windows 2000 ProfessionalOnline pornographyThe Phillips screwdriver
>>109711525Bow down before the king
>>109711559Washer dryer combo? But no auto folder? >>109711700Im still on the fence that humans ever "invented" the wheel. I am of the belief this could possibly be more current thing intellectuals assuming (or propagandizing?) the past as stupids and todays people as smart and sophisticated. Its a fucking circle. Trees fall on their side all the time, most people were likely familiar with rolling them out of the way. The real invention, was using domesticated animals to pull one, which lead to the axle and suspension. Both superior real inventions, over the wheel.
>>109711881>I am of the belief this could possibly be more current thing intellectuals assuming (or propagandizing?) the past as stupids and todays people as smart and sophisticated>Its a fucking circleYet, niggers in Africa aren't able to invent a "fucking circle" today.
>>109711852> GPSCan be jammed and accuracy within 1 meter (for military) and 5 meters for civilians. > pic rel2 paragraph wiki on the prblems with the sten gun> Magic wand vibratorsHardly perfected. > The flying Scotsman> The automatic watch> MDNATrue.
>>1097119361) kekekekeke...*serious face* come on, we know why.2) they do have cars now. 3) Egypt4) repeating what Ive said already, it was the domesticating of animals for power plus attaching those circles to axels and suspensions that were the real inventions, not "the wheel". Tbh, "the wheel" was only recently perfected with webbed rubber tubes that are light+add builtin cushion/suspension and dont go flat, but the fact not everyone uses that tells me theres flaws.
sticks
>>109711852The 1080 still keeps up today on 1080p modern games. It really is the perfect card
>>109712035hell yeah
>>109712035this slaps
>>109712035Wait, so the sword was always just a sharpened metal stick?
>>109711537Those are terrible and fortunately replaced by hub dynamos.
jest werks
>>109711852>Synthetic diamondsNigga the tech is still evolving.
>>109712326My shoelaces don't need to be tied. I just step into the shoe and I'm on my way
I could post any card, even ones with crystal chips.Dual core CPUs solved the last problems shit sound cards had.
>>109712327sythetic gemstones have been around since the 1890s and sythetic diamonds half a century
>>109712035that's a cool fucking stick
>>109711881>Washer dryer combo? But no auto folder?We've had that for decades for bedsheets but the stacking rapes the entire concept to death
>>109712360The soundblaster AWE 64 gold allowed you to clip in memory via DIMMS) for loading your own soundfonts in MIDI (like they should have done DDR5/6/7VRAM on GPUS). It was the greatest soundcard of all time. Creative labs was a great company once
I'm going to say it, the dual core duo processorThe microwave oven
>>109712396Yep, but nowadays you can get a 300Mhz ARM shit to do 4 times the jobThere's way too much computing power to a soundcard to matter other than the DAC audio amplifier circuit quality.
>>109711852rolling
>>109711525antisemitic
>>109711525> just werks> no maintenance everof course (((they))) are trying to ruin this with IOT, app and subscription bullshit, but the non cucked ones just werkif you see how these things work, you realize they are built to last forever too
>>109712532>rollinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dscVNvcGf0
>>109712790Doesnt run without javascriptChanges its captcha every year
>>109712100Those coffee makers are a hassle to clean properly, hardly perfected
>>109712466Like softmodems the movement of audio processing to the mkotherboard ultimately cheaped tech and sady killed a wonderful peripheral range that was extremely innovative and benifited us all. The de-componentisation of computing and throwing everything onto the motherboard ultimately hbirthed the moden nighmare of soldered ram and ssds in gloed together unmaintainable thrash. The peak of personal computing should be it's ability to be customise and adapted and extended and upgraded at will.
>>109712766>dishwasher>no maintenanceremind me to never eat/drink anything at your house
Everyones now watching james may rebuild a model train.
>>109712138That’s not a CASIO F-84W>>109712326Half of the world is tying granny knots instead of tying their laces properly.Kanye West has spent the last 15 years teying to reinvent laces (because they suck).>>109712617Use case? >>109712766My dishwasher was running continuously. Seemed like the motor was spooling up again and again (like it does right before draining the water) but never finishing. Turning it on and off again didnt help, it kept making the “about to drain” sound whenever the machine was powered on. I switched off the circuit breaker for a week and the problem was gone when I turned it back on. Dishwashers are black magic. >>109712790Does it support webp yet?
>>109712971>My dishwasher was running continuously. Seemed like the motor was spooling up again and again (like it does right before draining the water) but never finishing. Turning it on and off again didnt help, it kept making the “about to drain” sound whenever the machine was powered on.blocked waste outlet
> years ago> have iPhone 5 (kino)> playing with my gf, she was trying to get my phone from me and I accidentally bump into her hand> it flies really hard into the wall and then on the ground> a vertical green line appears across the screen> still works fine> gf crying apologizing> "nah it's fine, don't worry"> as the days go on, the green line slowly fades out> 2 days later the phone is fully healedI swear to God this happened and I can't explain how my iphone 5 healed itself. Probably angels or something
>>109711629I've had a microsoft mouse for I-don't-know how-many years, and it is an absolute beast.Problems finally started, the batteries move around too much so the mouse sometimes stops working until I readjust them
