Is advanced material technolo/g/y?
You vill live in a shitshack
Lemme tell you, there aint nothing concrete bout MY human waste, hehe
>The act of heating and processing limestone to make cement is one of the world's foremost sources of carbon dioxide emissions – so, understandably, scientists have been looking for ways to mitigate this problem.>And researchers led by civil engineer Raghuvesh Tiwari of Manipal University Jaipur in India may have just hit upon an ingenious solution that takes care of two environmental birds with one stone.>By mixing in biochar made from the human poop slurry processed at fecal sludge treatment plants, their concrete "yields significant improvements in concrete properties," they write in a paper accepted for publication in Scientific Reports.
that's cool but watch it be some shit where>BREAKING NEWS (in 2056): SHIT CONCRETE GIVES YOU SUPER TURBO AIDS CANCER
>>109765616>they're still using the old global warming trickcome up with a new catastrophe nobody cares about that one anymore
>>109765616>researchers led by civil engineer Raghuvesh Tiwari of Manipal University Jaipur in Indiathey'll have no shortage of building materials.
>>109765616Indians really want to turn the world into poop
>>109765616sasuga saars. well done
>>109765618Prion diseases from dust. Imagine cutting on this literal shit with a rotary hammer and getting Lou Gehrig's
>>109765616>their concrete "yields significant improvements in concrete properties,"In lab coupon tests or in actual construction?
>>109765618it will just be too expensive to produce
>>109765560I am literally shitting bricks right now.
>>109765560Indians would steal the road 10x as often if they used that stuff.
>>109766504bump for yah
>>109765616>india lying to justify their obsession with literal shit
>>109765560I remember reading how someone discovered a way to to grow mushrooms/fungus to be as hard as bricks. It was flame and water resistant and even had the idea of using it as building material like bricks. This was 10+ years ago. Never did find out what came from this.
I often think>it can't get any worseand then it gets worse
>>109766413In flavor
>>109765560>>109765616Civilbros was ACI lying to us when they said the water needs to be potable? We need to import these brilliant minds to America immediately.
>humans are still mogged by their 2000 year old roman grandfathers doing material science on nothing but intuition
>>109766970Roman concrete was cool and all, but not universally better. It lacks the high compressive strength, rapid cure times, and tensile reinforcement required for our modern mega-infrastructure. Romans ain't shit compared to us and our skyscrapers.
>>109765616INDIA YES
>>109766981And yet romans conquered salt-water, and we're still struggling with it
>>109765616>india’s strategic poop reserve, by far the largest in the world, will propel it into being the next superpowerhow can we compete when they have space age building materials literally just lying around on every street?
>>109765616You can't be serious
>>109765616> biocharIt’s the old, re-named fly-ash admixture. We’ve been doing that for more than 50 years.</thread>
>Let's incinerate literal shit, surely this will be less of a pollutant
>>109765616Do the needful, use the biosaar!
>>109765616You don't hate Indiana enough
>>109765560>add carbon to concrete>it's strongerwowww no waythey already put additives into concretethey don't need to be incinerated into almost-carbon using high temperatures first
>>109765560>we made shit concrete! >It's better!
>>109765628Speak for yourself, Europe is completely fucked. Oh well, at least the migrants will feel at home in the Sub-Saharan climate.
>>109765560I want my house to be made from cute girl poop please.
SAARDO NOT REDEEM DA POOP
>ritual defecation>Ba'al peor worshipyour future is being stolen by satanic pedophiles who get a hardon from turning your life into a humiliation ritual
>Ba'al, please bless our crops so that we have a fruitful harvest, accept our offering of a shit building as a sacrifice
>shit bricks those anons from ye olde days were onto something
you made fun of them before, and look at you now
>>109765616>saar this biochar is the future saarindians and their poop once again
>>109765560stronger concrete means you don't have to be so damn precise when laying foundations and building stuff, a bigger margin for errorgels perfectly with the enshitting direction we're apparently going on, bridges collapsing and so forth
>>109765616of course is from India, this World is a fucking joke
>could>up to
>>109765560
>>109766562Nothing. Just like the biodegradable plastics from corn and mushrooms, the production of those materials cannot be scaled up. Since it makes no economic sense, companies don't use them and they never become cheaper.
>>109766981You can't say that. Romans were so cool and Aryan and perfect and now everything is bad and evil and satanic and woke.I can't get a GF that means western society has failed and we must RETVRN to ROME.
>concrete + shit>an advanced materialyou just added human SHIT to the concretethat's literally itthese fucking people are trying to BLESS their human shit because of some ancient myth
>>109765560oh god, imagine the SMELL
>>109765616Every single time
>>109771734cute carde
>>109765616>And researchers led by civil engineer Raghstopped reading.anyone who actually believes this crap is being flim-flammed by a yet another jeet
>>109765616i see, so this is what they meant by india becoming a super power by 2030.
>>109777275*pooper power
>>109776032This but unironically
>>109765560Designat->>109765616>And researchers led by civil engineer Raghuvesh-Yep
>>109765616holy SHIT
>>109765560INDIA SUPERPOWER 2026
Finally... INDIA SUPER POWER TIME
>tfw Cemex be scraping a designated shitting street near you, soonkek
>>109765616the street shitters are at it again. they can't keep getting away with this.
>The house that Rajeesh built
>>109765560>You vill eat the bug>You vill drink ze poop water>You vill live in ze shit pod
>>109769561...And other fantasies muscovy would like you to believe.
>>109774237imagine the smell during a hot day, haha.
I've heard of shitting bricks, but this is ridiculous
>>109765560>ScientistsNah, some jeets shat up freshly poured concrete and the workers were too lazy to clean it up so they just mixed it inThen they realized they could cut costs by adding the ubiquitous shit when making concrete
