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https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/
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they keep doing the airplane hands
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Why is everyone constantly walking?
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The lack of jeets is unironically the only good thing so far.
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>he doesn't have all his conversations recorded
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Apple is listening
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Get her off the screen already
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Fuck apple
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>>109773253
BASED TERNUS
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are we getting iphone glass
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>>109773250
they gotta fill the rings on their apple watches
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>actual botnet watch
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CHAINLINK MENTIONED
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Thinking about getting an iPhone 18 Pro to use as a cinema camera for getting into filmmaking. Wonder if it's a good idea.
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>
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oh boy an apple watch made out of the same material as a toilet
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So the only new feature in the new watch is that it listens and transcribes all conversations I have 24/7 and sends it directly to the CIA?
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fold my phone into pieces
this is my last resort
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>>109773261
Cool it with the anti-Finnish remarks
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you guys genuinely anger me. stop defending apple. a lenovo ideapad is better than any macbook thought of being.
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>automatically noting down the spoken text is now a privacy violation
Fuck you all, you don't want people to remember what you said on purpose??
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>>109773179
gay sex
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>>109773299
didnt they say the health tracking is better
i don’t care
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1 more thing
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Imagine buying a device that tells you you aren’t good enough. This is Apple Watch Series 12.
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silence my health is speaking
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>>109773281
>phone
>cinema camera
>good idea
Lol. LMAO.
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>>109773299
Don't worry, that feature was already present in the previous models.
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>>109773299
No, that was a feature since the first iPhone. But not it does it with AI.
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is this watch available in eu pls no
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When they gonna finally announce new iPhone Duo? I'm ready.
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>check watch
>FERTILITY WINDOW ACTIVE
>BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED
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so bored that i muted the apple video and threw on a CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC over the stupid presentation

https://youtu.be/68-Hcy6MOr4

>Ring so heavy I can't answer the phone
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You will die unless you buy an Apple Watch
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>fertile window notification
That's to let your gf know the best time for me to fuck her, anons
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>>109773317
thinkpads are ugly,
also only incel uncs use those, so.. ew..
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The monitoring doesn't work on dark skin, does it?
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>18 Pro 1TB in uniform Silver
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>>109773281
>Thinking about getting an iPhone 18 Pro to use as a cinema camera for getting into filmmaking.
ngl anon, but apple is imho the best product if you want to get into creative shit. Except maybe adjusting photos.
If you want to dabble in music, you start with garageband and then you can go to logic. If you want to make movies, you have literally one of the best software for video cutting.
You have pages and all the other shit.
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Please, enough about the watches.
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brought to you by Palantir
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ONE MORE THING ANON!!
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911 will start getting thousands of automatic phone calls when people take off their watch and throw them somewhere.
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HERE WE GOOOOOO
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JESUS CHRIST JUST SHOW US THE FOLDABLE IPHONE ALREADY
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here we go boys
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One more thing!
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>HE SAID THE THING!!
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>>109773361
i said lenovo ideapad, not thinkpad.

>>109773370
saar
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>>109773317
Green bubble incel
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bring back Tim Apple, i dont like John Apple
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HERE IT COMES
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HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE THING
>>
ONE
MORE
THING
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I wish I were a woman so I'd have periods and could track them in an Apple app
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDSSSSSSS
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>>109773383
Here we go.
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Just joined.

What did i miss?
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APPLE JUST INVENTED THE FOLD
HOLY BASED
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preorder when
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ONE MORE THANG MASSAH
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IS THIS A PHONE FOR ANTS ANON!?
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i just wanna know the price man
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iCrease™
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Is the inner screen still plastic like every other foldable?
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finna buy it fr
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Did they use Blender to create that desert? Looks nice.
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no ipad
no appletv
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looks gay
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apple invented foldables
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>>109773441
25 benjamins
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>>109773395
>saar
tell me why it's wrong smelly indian nigger
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Let's see what Tim Apple's successor is cooking
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kino
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my zflip been doing this for 5 years
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Duo? Not Ultra?
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>>109773453
its glass now, single use
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IPHONE DUO
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Finally, innovation that will define 2020's!
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>>109773428
Your girlfriend’s fertility window
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kinda hot
>>
Jesus that looks bulky
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>"No crease*"

*there is a crease
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i want smaller things in my pocket not bigger things
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KWABOTY
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it doesnt look comfortable to use with one hand at all what is she saying
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size looks good tbdesu
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>>109773299
yeah i am getting the LIDL fitness tracker
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why did apple hire a small british boy?
>>
TILING
ON A PHONE
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Foldable phones are now officially a legitimate form factor.
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fell behind on ai for this
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>apple
>expecting literally anything good, ever.

LOL. they don't even want you to own the device you are using. which they have succeeded in doing by the way.
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This is actually good
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One spec of dust?
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Jerry is gonna Rig this phone in half.
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>under the screen camera
apple wonered
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>that transition
wew
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HMM BUT HOW DO YOU CASE IT ANON?
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SPACE GRADE TITANIUM
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do people actually enjoy these? i can't fathom it being useful?
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>>109773515
>didn't put all their eggs in a bubble

Sounds smart.
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>>109773527
yep, this is great. samsung is gonna copy hard now
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*scratches at level 0 with deeper grooves on a level 1
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>phone is for right handers only
bravo
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>we have vertical tabs on the UI now
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Best phone for Hentai?
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>>109773492
You're not wrong.
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>>109773546
good left handed freaks should be culled
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>>109773540
Samsung did it so we'll make one and we'll make you enjoy it
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Looks really cool actually. Apple put a lot of hard effort and thought into making this.
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Thank god, I bought fold 8.
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>Tim Cook retired right before the foldable launched

He knew.
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IPHONE DUO
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>>109773540
I would never fork over more than $1k for a phone
It's just a flex anyway
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Imagine the crease after one day of "use"
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JAWS!!!
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ZZZ SPOTTED
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>>109773546
just flip it over 4head
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ZZZ !
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>>109773564
saar
>>
HERE’S JAWS
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>>109773470
His name is John. John Appleseed
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>>109773541
2 more weeks
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i missed the start does ios27 have anything new?
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Holy shit it looks garbage LMFAO apple is done
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>>109773533
you just buy a new one
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>>109773546
tell siri you're a demon and it flips the controls
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>>109773567
lol dat camera
apple won
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>>109773567
>visible camera
yikes
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At the end of the day, it's still fold slops
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>>109773546
lmaoo true
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>>109773533
just dont drop it
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>>109773567
samshit looks ugly as hell
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>>109773540
sounds great with a tablet aspect ratio when unfolded
two devices in one
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>massive 7.6"
Th-thanks
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This device requires bespoke software variants that only it uses
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>>109773567
>jeetdroid
yikes
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>>109773588
It's a beauty mark.
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>>109773471
Usecase?
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>>109773588
they got rid of the under display camera because the quality is fucking awful and i doubt apple solved it.
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This is your future macbook
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IT HAS TOUCH ID
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thatll be 2299
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>>109773603
looks incredibly awkward to use as a phone?
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>touch ID on thumb button
my 5 year old $250 android has this
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>>109773620
MacBook Nano.
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Actually seems really cool. Better than whatever other bullshit samsung is doing
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this is gonna be really good for playing multiple porns at once
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>>109773483
Lol, they lifted the name from ms again
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>no faceID
my vtubing lidar camera apple, pls
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android niggers with low-performance inserts
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touch id!
>>
I WANT SIDE TOUCH ID ON EVERY PHONE
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unironically looks cool
still wont get it
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>phone that isn't shaped like a phone
Rape
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CRAAAAAAAIG
>>
CRAIG!!!
>>
>>109773574
>>109773576
somehow this slop is even worse then gayshit impact
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>watch tells you when to breed
APPLE INVENTED SEX
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CRAIG LFGGGGG
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>>109773645
like a watch?
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>>109773632
>non-symmetric corners
*pukes*
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>no mention of ceramic shield on the inner screen
IT'S OVER
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what is this AI voice
>>
they're not going to mention the durability of the inner screen because you'll permanently damage it by using your fingernail.
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1999 us dollars
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bring back the ngage imo
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MY GUY IS BACK
>>
Remember the taco phone?
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rip left handed mfs
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>no faceid
literally a useless product, faceid is the only reason i still buy iphones
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Craig is the only one I care about. Him and Tim Apple should have made out sloppy style during the credits at the end of these
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Can we stop with the white people yall?
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HAIR FORCE CHAD
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crease status?
>>
MY BOY CRAIG
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What if Craig were the new CEO?
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that won't fit in my pocket
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Chat, is Craig based?
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>>109773281
Better get a vivo x300 ultra, oppo find x9 or xiaomi 17 ultra, they've got better cameras with better quality, what apple wins at is that their raw mode is supported by basically every application ever made.
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>that lag
KEKKKKKKK
>>
This guy sounds like Patrick Bateman
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>>109773658
>she's still watching him
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I think foldables are stupid, but Apple’s brainwashing is working on me
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I have literally never used or needed to use two apps side by side on my phone, ever.
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why was iOS so laggy on the fold phone
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>>109773693
he is my husband
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>>109773681
he can send me an alert that my fertility window is open iykwim
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Why didn't Craig get to become the CEO?
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>>109773299
psh Samsung is way ahead on that front
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I guarantee that 99% of damage you can cause to the inner screen won't be covered by warranty. They know it will be too frequently replaced if they cover it.
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>>109773693
craig fucks
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FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
FPS DROPS DETECTED
>FPS DROPS DETECTED
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Why did it look laggy???
>>
>>109773681
his hairline isn't flat, so how does it look so good? I must know
>>
true hands free fapping
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laying in bed with it on my belly watching porn
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>>109773709
Too old
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>stuttering animations during the demo
cmon dude
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That looked incredibly laggy wth
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"iPhone Duo" is a horrendous name
>>
>>109773696
Let's see Paul Allen's phone
>>
but why
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>browse /trash/ on one side, /vg/ on the other
nice
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>starting $1999
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INTERFACE STUTTER IN THE FUCKING DEMO
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>>109773715
yep this tells you the phone hardware is shit, when even iOS is lagging out
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Remember to peel it off before use.
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That isn't a phone that is a shitty iPad mini that folds in half
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>a clock
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Apple invented the alarm cock
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>>109773733
Report your /trash/ general, NOW. We will deal with you accordingly.
>>
>>109773709
he still wants to keep doing software probably
>>
When's Forstall coming back?
>>
will this get laggy due to double the screen(resolution)?
>>
>>109773733
Chance update for iPhone Duo when?
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>>109773742
i will do the needful and bought it
>>
>>109773742
that’s exactly what i want thoughbeit
>>
>>109773729
>not iPhold
truly dropped the ball on that one
>>
SAAAAAAAR
>>
i will get the second gen
thanks craig
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but can it play fortnite
>>
If the price is $1299, everyone gets a gf
>>
goy
>>
>heres johnny
>>
Why is he speaking like that?
>>
DISPLEH
>>
>>109773733
Faggot
>>
Why does he sound black
>>
>>109773729
You fags said this about iPad, about MacBook Air, about MacBook Neo
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>>109773762
>1299
more like 3299
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Did someone say Duo?
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why does this white guy sound indian
>>
John Jeet
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>>109773766
>>109773769
accents exist
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>matte display
aaand i'm out
>>
Samsung screen btw
>>
>>109773766
LOS POLLOS HERMANOS
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WILL ALL PHONES BE FOLDY IN THE FUTURE ANON?
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>>109773766
>Johny Srouji is an Israeli engineer and business executive who has been the chief hardware officer of Apple since April 2026
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>>109773775
I mean
those are all terrible names, yeah
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>>109773780
He doesn't.
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>matte display
can't wait
>>
My jewdar is tingling...
>>
liquid nanotexture
>>
>>109773750
Yes
>>
is this guy niggerian or what
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This guy was my Uber driver the other day
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i think this foldable will flop like the iphone air
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>>109773754
Chance dev here honestly thinking of buying it
Waiting for the price blast
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$2399
>>
starting at $2500
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>>109773807
billion sales -1
>>
crease status?
>>
Doktor turn off my pain inhibitors
>>
>>109773797
your little thing can tingle?
>>
tough times nevever last
only tough people last
>>
>>109773816
>>109773817
its for techchads
>>
im not watching this, but did they announce the airpods 5 with cameras in them?
>>
Apple is run by kikes who can't even speak English properly
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>>109773811
Moffat fix the auto captcha saar.
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>>109773789
Dropped HARD
>>
All that tech and morons will still find a way to break it as soon as they buy it.
>>
>>109773811
Fix the battery usage first faggot
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>Starting price: 1999$ (256 GB)
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it's so strange how we are literally all one consciousness. it makes no sense. i guess i'm genuinely just talking to a cosmic mirror/reflection.
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>>109773821
>>
DO (YOU) SEE TOO ANON?
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>>109773831
>airpods 5
Yes

>with cameras
No
>>
John apple is an anomaly main
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>>109773817
>half the price of a gpu
based apple
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andcels…our response?
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>still slower than the xring03
bruh
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Is the construction of the internal screen on this any different than all the other foldables?
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I'm thinking it'll turn out like the Steam Machine, and the price will be outrageous
even more outrageous than the iPhone Air and on par with the Apple Vision Pro
The price won't go down, it'll stay high as long as RAM and SSD prices keep rising
>>
Why are their offices so soulless

Aint no way a lab is that clean if there are people soldering and shit in there
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>>109773797
Johny is an actual Palestinian
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>>109773499
skill issue
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ZEEZ TWO BATTERIES ehhhREEEEBALANCE AUDOMADICALLY
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i fucking hate eSIM
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>>109773779
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BIRD STOP FUCKING MAKING ME DO JAPANESE LESSONS DAILY JUST TO KEEP MY STREAK REEE
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SAMSUNG WON

SAMSUNG WON

SAMSUNG WON
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>>109773861
They have hygiene standards.
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i have an [spoiler]11[/spoiler] so i’m buying this shlop either way
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>>109773861
it's california what did you expect. in fact, all big cities are this way.
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>>109773861
mommy told them to clean up before the livestream
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>all day battery life
just like every iphone generation ffs
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>>109773853
watch shitdroid steal this shit for their new os lol
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Tenemos que cocinar, Walter
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>>109773847
did they actually?
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>>109773863
Close enough, they're both semitic.
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can it fold enough to fit up a man's ass

asking for a friend
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So do I buy the iPhone 18 Pro Max or iPhone Duo? Unironically. I want a new phone, but I don't know if iPhone Duo can be considered to be strictly superior to 18 Pro Max.
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JAWS IS GONNA BITE (YOU) ANON!
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>>109773875
My 11 pro max is still kicking
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>>109773864
now do a squat
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>>109773872
i sued my friend's fold 8 and it genuinely is really impressive. it's so well designed and feels great.
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>>109773858
Foldable phones have had outrageous prices ever since they were announced.
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>>109773882
>apple invented days
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>cameras again
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>>109773853
>>109773884
steal what? I don't understand I am smooth brain
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>>109773899
Why you take it to court, then?
>>
>>109773902
based
>>
sauce on the red hair slag?
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Thought he said censorship
>>
>>109773896
i love mine but it’s on its last legs
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>>109773907
for being too based
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>>109773902
apple invents GOOD MORNING SAAR
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IT CAN LIGHTEN YOUR NIGGERS
>>
>>109773892
>unironically buying foldslop
Anon, folding phones have literally zero relevant usecases if you have a laptop, unless you're a literal consoomslop obsessed slave
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Who has the best promos for trade-ins?
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>>109773861
no assembly or soldering is done there, that is made in chain where a 40 year old man inhales those fumes and gets cancer
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>>109773921
Kek
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>BIX NOOD
>>
apple invented cameras
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>>109773915
Same, I may just wait for a 17 to go on sale though
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>>109773902
can you not wirelss charge this motherfucker
>>
I fucking HATE rounded corners. Hate 'em.
>>
>>109773872
IP rating?
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>>109773892
depends if you want battery life or screen size. I don't need the extra size if I will just use a laptop if I'm doing something that requires the extra space
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>>109773925
Well yes, but if a foldable phone is strictly superior to a non-foldable one, then why not? The question is whether it is or not.
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Finally, they added film texture. Took them years.
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THIS IS GONNA BE WEIRD IN PUBLIC ANON!
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apple invented mutts
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why is that native woman face timing a black man as her white husband unpacks????
>>
>>109773930
So that's why black are replacing gingers in Hollywood. They were orange all along!
>>
>>109773892
You are truly beta testing a new product. The software is going to have some bullshit problems for a long time and there will likely be hardware failures. It's up to you and how patient you are.
>>
>>109773717
It's just good color grading (tanned white skin and super white hair) + you dont need to have a childs hairline any adult can comb their hair in harmony to their widows peaks, look at Henry Cavill from 10 years ago, already balding but combing the hair to follow the peak
>>
iPhone Duo looks pretty impressive. It’s got a better shot than the Vision Pro.
>>
>>109773941
>film texture
it's just a fucking noise filter
>>
>>109773941
film texture? grain?
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>>109773956
>It’s got a better shot than the Vision Pro.
Well yeah, it's a product that's useful.
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if i had a wife and children I'D TOTALLY TAKE ADORABLE PICTURES TO CHERISH I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD AAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Imagine getting all the fertility notifications for women aged 17-19 in your vicinity on both screens…
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>>109773601
it arr rook same
phones stopped looking unique years ago ironically thanks to iPhones
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apple invented key jiggling
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PHEW!
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>>109773901
Yes, but the price will be even more outrageous now
It's outrageous because it's a foldable phone.
It's outrageous because it's an Apple product
And it will also be outrageous because of the expansion of data centers driven by AI
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no self respecting photographer or videographer will use a fucking iphone for professional work. Stop it, Stop.
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>4000 dollars
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That kid cue is such a smart feature
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yeah dude leave your $3000 phone unattended while you take a selfie from afar
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>>109773921
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>>109773967
ok timmy
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is everyone mixed race in this or what wtf?
>>109773952
did you see the picture he was holding lmfaoooo
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Duo is such a bad name. Colossal fuck up.
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THE PRICE TIMOTHY
THE PRICE
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$2999
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>Starts at $1999
GEEEEEGGGGGGG
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>>109773967
There are plenty of single mothers out there for you, champ. Try your local dental office.
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I'M GOING TO NEED TO REMORTGAGE (YOU) ANON!
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>>109773987
lmao
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the red (or whatever it's called) iphone looks cool but i will wait another gen
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get fucekd
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Is it me or is $1999 kinda reasonable?
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256 lmao
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that case goes straight through the middle of the screen?
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>>109773861
I work there. The labs are messy as fuck. Different building though.
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>>109773941
you dumb fucking retard. You gorilla fucking nigger idiot. You dont know shit about the gay fucking slop you are yapping about.
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LOL
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>>109773902
How do you charge it in that stance

Another apple mouse moment lmao
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>$1999
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I can buy a used car for $1999 lol
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>starts at $2000
Dead on arrival.
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>>109773981
Gen Beta will be cooked since childhood with cheap dopamine slop. Never even began for them.
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>$1999
jesus...
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>$2000
>no more than the competitors
APOLOGIZE, CHUD
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>>109774005
>256 gb
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>$2k for 256gb
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I would be embarassed using that in public i feel like
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Oooft, I think Apple just won. Again.
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>>109774005
No, jeet, it's not reasonable to pay $2k for a useless toy
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iPod ad vibes. cool.
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Foldable ipad would be better with ipad os
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>stutters in demo
>smooth in ad
I'm nooticing
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>>109773979
Danny Boyle does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ZmTRamLD4
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>>109774024
A 2002 Ford Focus maybe
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>>109774005
they are afraid sheep isn't going to buy this one
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>>109774031
256 GB is perfectly reasonable. I have a 256 GB iPhone 14 Pro and I don't think I'm at half capacity yet.
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did they mention IP ratings?
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2K for a stuttering creasing phone
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>>109774039
WHAT'S MONEY FOR ANON?
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>>109773979
wrong
photographers and videographers are crazy about iphones and ditch their SLRs
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$2k is a good price
actually every bullshit they showed is fairly priced for current year
apple unironically won
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>>109774033
Everything is in the cloud any way
What's the issue?
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Basically, after this presentation, if you are White, if you are still on Google, get the FUCK out of my racial haplogroup.
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>>109774052
still better and more useful than a fucking phone
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>>109774056
ip68
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>>109774056
IP68
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No MacBook Ultra?
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>>109774055
How???

A 10 minute video is like 20 GB nowadays
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Microjeets, we keep fucking win
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>>109774071
Oct prob
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What is with Apple executives and dressing like people their age from 25 years ago, embrace the relaxed fit boomer
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>>109774071
MacBooks and iPhones are never at the same events. MacBooks are also usually October.
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IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, APPLE
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>>109774052
Let me guess, you need more?
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quick look at a twitch chat and they are eating it up
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>>109774055
>he doesn't have 512gb
my Android phone has that much storage for only $300
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>>109774059
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAJJA hold on give me a second to compose myself... GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHZHZHAHZHZHAHAHAHAHAHAH FU KING CHRIST YOU GOT ME ANON! great rage bait. If not, kill yourself you worthless fucking faggot
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120hz macbook air fucking when
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>>109774077
If I take a 10 GB video, I can just move it to my server afterwards.
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>>109774083
>>109774090
Is that going to be another Apple Event or something more like MacBook Neo's announcement?
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>>109774071
They never show macs on these. October, or maybe even until next year for Ultra, I doubt they'll show it in October
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>no augmented reality glasses yet
I sleep
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>>109774110
If it's the rumoured OLED MacBook "Ultra", then I imagine that's going to be a whole event.
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I don't get it, if 256gb isn't enough just put in a larger SD card?
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>>109774078
Wasn't this also called the surface duo?
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>>109774020
>vape chamber
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>>109774110
macbooks have their own event.
macbooks with touch screen are coming
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no Apple TV
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>$2000 bed stand clock
wow.
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>>109773179
Where are the ios27 rc and macOS 27 rc. REEEEEEEEEEE
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Sorry indian frien**** this is WHITE PEOPLE only iPhone from now on.
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>>109774108
see
>>109774098
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where do you put the pencil when not in use?
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I can't hate the only company without jeets.
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So that's it? No base iPhone 18? No Air? No TV? Poors really getting shat on as usual.
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>>109774024
No you can't. Maybe a clapped out 250k Pontiac Sunfire or equivalent negro vehicle.
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Mr Sped about to get his hands on the new Iphone Duet!
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>No mention of the RAM in the 18 Pro
I guess it's not increased then
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>>109774122
Yes
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>>109774059
>for professional work
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>>109774144
512 GB wouldn't really change how I use my phone at all. For example, I would still need to stream my music.
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apple is still too white
do better
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>>109774145
Real Apple users know where to put the pencil, and they enjoy inserting and removing it.
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>>109774143
this
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>>109774165
it shoots RAW, yes
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>>109774115
ternus cancelled all vr / ar projects
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eu xisters...
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>>109774159
i wasn't going to buy it but... this... THIS is what tipped me over the edge. i'm preordering it as we speak.
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>>109774143
its literally made in BHARAT retard, thanks for the money, don't forget to clock in on monday you wagie faggot
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>>109774164
It's ok when Applel does it
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>>109774185
Are you retarded?
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Why is it pretty much down to a choice between A) Iphone B) Samsung or C) Some banned chineese shit

How hard can it be to make a phone? The market potential is huge, everyone has one. Why do we have like 3 choices for a phone brand, imagine if it were like this with cars.

>inb4 Google also makes phones!
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>>109774020

This looked terrible on this photo but then when I saw it in action that blew me away. This phone is like what if you could take the best of ipad, iphone, have a third screen that won't break or be for fags like that Huawei third screen phone, you can stand it like a Nintendo Switch and use as a viewfinder or for apps like a clock its creative and fun to try different applications for the "third screen". 10/10 Apple watched from Asia, they learned, they made it next level.
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>>109774185
The Vision Pro, yes, but there’s no way he is scrapping glasses. That is the next big consumer electronics frontier.
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>>109774185
wtf really? I was hoping that AAPL will be the one that saves us and finally deliver The GlassesTM because all other companies attempting that are shit. kinda got me upset rn
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>Touch ID
No thanks, I’ll wait for Duo 2 I suppose.
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>>109774207
>The market potential is huge, everyone has one.
If you're not Apple or Samsung, you're competing for the budget range of devices, and at that point you need to compete with budget chinks. Also, in 2026, the memory prices are so fucking fucked that it's hard to compete in the budget space.
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>>109774078
nice seam faggot
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>>109773789
if there was any doubt that iPhones are backdoored, it's absolutely gone now
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>>109774229
>moving goalposts
Applejeets will never live this down. Lmao
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>>109774078
Were the bezels that huge or is that a software thing?
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>>109774168
>I would still need to stream my music.
I think that's my problem with servers: your information is stored locally, and you can access it from anywhere, but you're still dependent on that, not to mention that if your connection goes down, you lose access to it
still better than the servers other companies offer, though
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>>109774207
Iphone screens and (I believe) memory are made by Samsung. Apple effectively subsidizes Samsung's phones. Everyone else is fucked unless they are making bargain bin chip Frankenstein machines with a skinned Android OS.
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>>109774207
google, nothing, or motorola if you don't want an Apple, Samsung, or chinese phone
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>>109774258
I do keep a subset of my music collection offline just in case there's connectivity issues, but in general it's fairly dependable. Didn't even have issues streaming my music using 4G/5G + VPN doing 120 km/h on the highway.
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>>109774159
why do I see this monkey everywhere
it's not normal, it's not organic
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>>109774245
It's a 15 year old concept phone
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>2399€ plus tip
t-thanks
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>>109774020
>vapor chamber
Apple reinvented the gas chamber?

I didn‘t watch it. Seriously wtf is vapor chamber?
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>>109774278
Just out of curiosity, how much do you spend on your current phone and VPN plans?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPAtEmHAio

speed getting apple money
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
sui
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is this guy famous
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>>109774150
now that you said it, you're right, where are the base models?
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First man to touch the Iphone Double
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>>109773861
They literally dont make anything there. Half the employees don't even show up to work. They are the ’ideas guy’ company.
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>>109774333
FIRST MAN TO DO A BACKFLIP HOLDING HTE IPHONE DUO
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HOLY FUCK HE DID IT
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>>109774319
>>109774333
is he the dude from the "zamn she's 12" meme
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what a scam the new airpods are tho
5 with the wireless charging case cost the same as 4 ANC and is worse
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>>109774366
I know alot of speed memes but i dont even know that so i cannot confirm
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uh, androidbros? wtf do we do now? what's the point of being the """first""" to build a foldable phone if apple just completely destroys us both from a hardware AND a software perspective

and I'm just going to admit it, I fucking HATE having blue bubbles in the chat
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>>109774356
black people just can't help themselves around white people can they? circus chimp
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Sneed linked up with tech n*gger, need it or keep it?
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>>109774326
foldless is the base model :^)
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>>109774377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4r7HzWbq0
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YO W IN THE CHAT
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>>109774399
>>109774400
they linked up!!
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>>109774400
the difference between nigger and black man
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>>109774436
Kek this
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>>109774436
black men drive wrecklessly at 100mph through a school zone? You fucking nigger

>>109774444
you too nigger boy
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>>109774429
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>>109774307
My 5G plan is 24 €/month. I do have a VPN service that I use that's like 32 €/year, but the VPN I was talking about is hosted on my router to allow me to access my home network on the go, so that's free.
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>>109774399
>>109774400
>>109774429
>>109774436
i actually think it's somewhat decent that black kids have some good influencer role models. If all you have are retarded athletes and like gangster rap stars, at least these guys are somewhat down to earth and normal
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>>109774436
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>>109774465
>Just be a jester online bro
not much hope for them gang
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they gave him an iphone duo with niggaz in paris playing
what did apple mean by this?
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>>109774465
>good influencer role models
>good
lmao
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>>109774477
just watch both of them speaking
speed talks like a caveman. brown sounds like a white man with the wrong skin color
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nintendo 4ds
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Holy fuck bros
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>>109774507
sovl if use a stylus/pen



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