Am I going schizo or did Apple just try and sell wiretapping you 24/7 as a feature?
wiretapping everyone in your environment*
>>109778081Apple normies already record everything around them, they'll love this shit when looking for engagement bait out in the real world.
>>109778081siri has been a thing for 500 years already
>>109778081> nigger nigger .nigger nigger . nigger niggerInteresting.
>>109778081didn't they tell you not to put you head so close to the microwave.
>>109778111>>109778081I wonder if you could spam that in ultrasound or something so that it just looks as if the crapple thing started calling you nigger it by itself
>>109778130?????? microwave radiation is not harmful, dumbass. Only the obvious heat is causes is.
>>109778081They've been doing it for years. Now they're willing to share some wiretapped data with you.
>15 secondsare zoomers so mindbroken that instead of asking "could you repeat that", they'd prefer to upload their entire life to apple?
>>109778941Do the people in that part of the keynote look like zoomers to you?
>>109778941>zoomerswe are onto betas now, unc
>>109778987soilennials are mentally ill and think everyone is a zoomer now
Yet another reason to never speak to normgroids.
cool panopticon shit
>>109778081kek they're really doing it, teh chutzpah lmaocattle will clap like seals over it
>>109778081Usually I solve this situation by asking the person to repeat what they said.
>>109778081Remember when poos reported apfail for sending them videos to review of people wearing apple glasses while having sex or masturbating or other sensitive events they clearly didn't know was being recorded?Nothing new under the sun.
>>109778824Microwave radiation is very harmful, retard. The reason why there's a dot grid on the door is because the wave half-amplitude doesn't pass the distance of two dots, to prevent (You) dying from being as retarded as you are.
>>109778081Yes because I can’t remember anything past 5 seconds. Thank god that extra 10 seconds gets covered. Beyond that I’m completely blind.
>>109779029Even boomers are infinitely more intelligent than the smartest zoomer. Zoomers are barely people. Smart animals outdo them on all levels.
>>109778081This will surely help with 5 second span attention plague, next comes illiteracy
>>109780731>nextwe already had valedictorians that literally cannot read
>>109778081Recording someone's conversation without their consent is illegal in many states and countries
>>109781073The opposite, so long as you are a part of the conversation.
>>109778081>the actors are literally walking backwards instead of having the footage play in reverseKEK
>Your friend is talking to you>Your mind drifts off because you spend 12 hours per day watching Tiktok and hardcore porn>"Dude, are you even listening to me!?" he says, sounding angry with tears in his eyes>You hold up your finger in his face, a gesture meaning 'just one second'>"Hey Siri, repeat the last fifteen seconds for me.">"Okay. Your friend was explaining how his wife killed their children, and then attempted suicide by jumping from a second story window. Would you like me to send a card and box of chocolates from Amazon as a token of sympathy?">"Sounds good, Siri.">You turn to your friend>"Damn bro, that sucks, I can't lie.">You sense an awkward pause so you attempt to break the ice>"Did you see that new Sydney Sweeney ad?"
>>109781073lel, no one care. privacy laws died with nine eleven.
this is a dangerous road to go down as a person with schizo tendencies who wanted a system like this. accusing other of missaying things intentionally or lying and you play it back and its not true what then?
>>109778081As much as people shittalk these devices they're lifechanging for the disabled.
>>109781134No you fucking idiot, you still have to have their permission. There's a difference between one party and two-party consent states
>>109781313What disability does this help with?
>>109781359A lot of "blind" people have some limited vision, they use these to clarify what they're looking at or read things they can't.t. volunteers with guide dogs. pup related
>>109781351The vast majority of the world operates on single-party consent. So long as you are part of a conversation, you are allowed to record it without anyone else's permission.
>>109778824Big Radiation shills at it again
i would never go to a restaurant where the waitress is some weird ass lookin indian shaman hagshe's gonna serve you monkey brains dudealso this shit has already existed for 10+ years, it's called siri/alexa/every other version of this product and already always been listening to you
>>109781405>vast majority of the worldDetect the americuck. Even this map is iffy, it has Australia as one-party which is only true for two states out of six. I have to root my phone and install a different rom if I want to be able to record calls.
>>109781436>eurotrash seethesAnd literally no one on earth cares.
>>109778081>digital crownWhat the fuck? it's a fucking scrollwheel motherfucker. What the fuck is going on?
>>109781481That is what it is called on real watches. You've probably never seen a watch in your village in Uttar Pradeah, but everyone in the civilized world knows that.
>>109781436while russia is cut in two?? is this ai trash?
Great! People who open their phones to look up shit in the middle of a conversation are already insufferable faggots.>>109778941Generally, yes. These people have a desperate need to have the machine take care of their responsibilities, including conversations. It's really kind of fascinating in an accident-on-the-side-of-the-road way that eventually it's literally just going to be computers talking to computers, like an old sci fi joke.
>>109781533bro just take your vitamins (as your mom calls them pills)
>>109781436when did scotland and ireland merge?
>>109781436>fake ai-generated mapRetard. At least do a few spot checks inbred.
>>109781391how does recording conversations help to recognize objects you are looking at or read text that you can't read?you're talking about completely different functionalityAnd if the argument is that this is another for the "helping the disabled toolbox", surely it can be implemented as a standalone app (e.g. person with hearing disability triggers it to transcribe text) instead of constantly spying on everyone's convos through their watch by default.
>>109781762new airpods have literally cameras in themyour phone too.
>>109778081yeah but can it fix me missing every key detail in every social situation
>>109778081Why not? It already exists and spies on you, so they might as well charge you for it
>>109781280kek
>>109778081>justiphone released 2 decades ago
>>109781533Oh you mean the toys kid nowadays wear that only last a day on?
>>109778081>Am I going schizo or did Apple just try and sell wiretapping you 24/7 as a feature?No you are sane and observent
>>109781436>aislop map that isn't even remotely correctThe absolute STATE.Protip: America isn't a one-party consent country. The laws differ by state.
>>109781436What the fuck retard did you ask the Ai to generate you a map and didn't even check if it didn't completely fuck it up? (it did)
>>109781436ravi you have made the mistake. you did not add the needful to prompt engineering: "make no mistake." i can assist you with my AI masterful course, but the rupee cost of entrance is quite high. please let me know!
Will they be called "Pervert Phones" or is Apple immune to criticism due to fanboys?
>>109779029Most millennials are in their 40s now. Apart from a few basement dwellers they are too busy with mid career and family to care about zoomshit.
