>portable assembler>muh linggua franca
/nigger
>>109779945c is nice desushould be the go-to language of pretty must 99% of things
Where's a good site to learn C, paid or free?
>>109781085just download "C, a modern approach - King" as a pdf
>>109779945We have AGI!!!
>>109779945Dennis Ritchie Sir – The Original Silent FounderSir, please listen.Dennis Ritchie created C language in early 1970s. No Google. No Stack Overflow. No GitHub. No AI. No Claude. No Cursor. No Codex. Zero, sir. Completely zero.- No venture capitalist uncle giving 2 crore for 2% equity.- No "product launch" with 50 YouTubers.- No TED Talk where he walks slowly from left to right.Sir, only two engineers at Bell Labs. Ek terminal. And ek problem—"Sir, yeh Unix thoda slow ho raha hai."Dennis Ritchie sir ne language likhi. Size? Sir, *kilobytes* main fit ho gayi. Aaj ek WhatsApp forward 10 MB ka aata hai.50 years later, sir – - Linux kernel. - Windows. - macOS. - Every iPhone. - Every Android. - NASA ke deep space probes. - International Space Station—sir, wahan bhi C hai.> Python borrowed from it, sir. > Java borrowed, with full respect. > JavaScript borrowed, sir—without permission also.Sir, if you have ever written a single line of code in any language, even "Hello World" in college lab, you did it in Dennis Ritchie's shadow. No shortcut. No tutorial. No "Bhaiya ek doubt hai."And sir, he died in 2011. Same week as Steve Jobs.Steve Jobs got front pages. Covers. Special memorial. Sir, even *Tribute Comments* on LinkedIn.Ritchie sir got silence. Ekdum *pindrop* silence. *Crickets* sound, sir.Sir, this legend deserves celebration. No hype. No arrogance. No "break the internet." But without him, no internet to break, sir.
Notice how the same faggots who love cee talk like the same faggots who love Melee Fox. They're definitely the same faggots.
>>109783575They are.
>>109784184Ack!
>>109784184At work the two 'females' are literally troons. I am starting to think all these 'females' are legit troons fucking stats up. Women in STEM.
>>109779945but it is both? i don't get the point of this thread
>>109780890>should be the go-to language of pretty must 99% of things>I want to add interactivity to a webpage>I should go with CI sure go to cniles for shit and giggles
>>109779945Don't forget>muh unparsable language is simple >everything is a skill issue>ub is fine
>>109779945/g/ needs to listen. Just because the name is simple doesn't mean the language is simple.
>>109786313>the point of this thread is to instigate a flamewar>the point of this thread is to ragebait>the point of this thread is to quench jewish bloodthirst