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Fuck it i'll get my MBA.
>even the free tier clankers can actually put numbers in contextit's so fucking over... this shit certainly won't replace us all, but it surely will reduce the workforce drastically, and unless our society starts producing a LOT more than it does currently, things look really grim...I'm not saying these glorified chatbots will do things by themselves, but they certainly will make a huge difference in the hands of productive people.IMO, you guys either learn to do something useful and tangible (like 3d printed things, electricity/electronics, or whatever else) and implement + sell your own innovative/creative solutions, or get left behind.me? I'm fucked. I'm tired of tech and haven't configured anything in years (not my current job).
>Your offer from Apple.>Congratulations, Anon. We're thrilled to extend an offer of employment.
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>>109792402kill yourself gachanigger
>>109792603Is it a random MBA or is it in line with your current job?
>>109792402>>109792955This kills the pajeet >>109793016
>>109793067In line with my current job.
>>109793094Grats, looks like you have it made
>>109793112why does he look like he wants to sell me moon sugar?
>>109793112God i hope so.
what do you guys do outside of work?
>>109793167goon, play gacha, goon to gacha
Just got rid of one of our luddites, feels damn good
I'm not going to be a fatherI don't feel any relief. but I guess that's good
>>109792402Friendly reminder that tech workers are encouraged to move to Japan
>>109793206why? for how long? doing that for 2 months felt like enough. I hate working 7pm to 3am. kissed goodbye to Friday nights
>>109793167Beer, anime, vidya, fixing up the house. Then i top it all off with crying myself to sleep.
>>109793261there there
>>109793206Literally how?
Yeah baby, talk to me about tradeoffs. Just like that. Mmm, you’re so hot. Now give me some metrics. Ooh, yeah.Now tell me about your impact. Tell me what made you load-bearing. Oh god, I’m coooooooooming
Have you been interviewed entirely by an AI agent yet (in real time)?
>>109793298cool popcorn bucketi wanna go to tokyo disney again now
Why are there so many söy and plebbit phenotypes within the SWE industry and very seldom do you see any rugged individuals. It's like a collection of outcasts not to mention the minorities. I feel like puking whenever I see my coworkers. It's even worse when having to talk to them since the conversation are so superficial. I can't call them a giant faggot or a fucking nigger or a shitskin. Everything is so fake, there is no cohesiveness.
>>109793545if you want to work with le heckin based 6’ aryans, work in sales or finance
>>109793545Try not to work with women or jeets
swe @ apple btwhttps://desuarchive.org/g/thread/109066149/#109073288
>>109793545Everything is fake, including the rugged individuals. They're no different. They just use a veneer of muscle and masculine posturing to hide their problems.
>>109793545if I was your coworker you could call me a nigger or a shitskin, anon-kun
>>109792402my companies been pushing us to use AI, and when asked today about how I could use it, I talked about how I could probably automate a lot of the daily tasks I have to do. I've been doing this anyway, not all AI but I've automated most of my job lol. Boss said if I come up with something to show him and we can present it to "private equity guy".I've of course been keeping my automation shit a secret the whole time I've been here so I don't have to do more work, but it's only a matter of time now until somebody higher up just automates my department anyway. How retarded is it to show off my automation in hopes that they think I'm "good with AI" and keep me on doing some bullshit? Maybe I should just wait until they're laying us off already so there's no harm in it. I don't wanna fuck over my coworkers but if the reality is that our department is gonna disappear then why the fuck not
>AI keep suggesting user use mail merge
>>109792603Even Magnificent 7 MBA grads (Harvard, Stanford, etc.) are struggling to get jobs.
>>109793919It'll only cost me 4k$ due to leftover military benefits. I might as well anon.
So my dreamjob is to work in industrial data analytics, preferably in battery manufacturing, maybe semiconductors.I have already 2 years of student jobs in industrial R&D in other materials science fields. I know was offered an internship in data analytics at a company in a different field however it is heavily focuses on CRM and Business Intelligence, so quite a bit of a diversion, they are using databricks.What do you think, is is worth it to not extend my current working student contract for this?
>>109793167Lift, run, cookPlay soccer/tennis, hang out with friendsTake care of my dog, homelab/arduino tinkering Mindlessly consume Instagram Reels/YouTube videos (it’s gotten really bad, was averaging 2.5 hours/day of Instagram until I set a 1 hour limit)
>>109793924>ZOGGoing to school has an opportunity cost; it’s 2 years where you’re losing money instead of making money/stacking YOE
>>109793167i work on my bike and drink with the locals and then complain on the internet
>>109793933>preferably in battery manufacturing, maybe semiconductors.is that because you heard that's where the money is or can you explain the key advantages of specific battery chemistries over one another for a given specific type of implementation
>>109793167firing rockets at techbros
okay but can we admit that curry tastes great? i'm personally very happy that the cafeteria serves curry almost every day.
>>109794033It's because my major is literally chemistry and yes I have some knowledge about the superiority, advantages and disadvantages of certain cell chemistries over others when it comes to aspects such as general safety, ambient temperature, operating temperatures, critical materials, mechanic behavior (like volumetric expansion) and these are just some of the non-electrical characteristics. I have conducted EIS as part of my lab courses in the first place. There isn't actually a lot of money here because at this point China already completely dominates the overwhelming majority of battery manufacturing.
>>109794114There's a million types of curries, it's like saying soup tastes great
>>109794135ok fair enough i guess. i responded with hostility because most people who are currently "obsessed" about batteries or semiconductors are so because they see that's what's making money in the Financial Times
>>109794140when i was in the navy, people would often parrot only half-joking that if they took away 10AM Soup that the entire force would mutiny. even bad soup is good soup. dont talk shit about soup. sometimes you just need Mediocre Meal, But It's Liquidbad curry is bad though fuck dat nigga
>>109793167I dunno, just live? I work from home, so other than meetings I'm pretty much free to do whatever I want. Cook all my own food, learning wood working, doing mechanical stuff, talking shit with friends in other fields.
>>109794018unironically i had a little pang of guilt about my personal life at work because someone asked me if I was gonna spend all weekend working on my bike and i had to pause and try to turn a heartfelt sad "yes" into a laughing-lest-i-cry "yes"w2c a new hobby, my bike isnt even good and if i wanna make it good i need more tools and tooling than fit in my apartment
>>109792402Oh hey i gooned to this tiktok earlier today our google analytics are starting to have fyp babies :3
>>109794263>>109792402i actually thought this was supposed to be the p5 velvet room attendants for a second and got annoyed that they didnt have eyepatches. then i saw the zebra tails. modern character design is really unimaginative now
>>109794140okay sorry akhil i'm just an uneducated gora, here's your izzat
>>109794230>work on my bikeis there a character in a marvel movie that does this? why do so many people have this fake hobby? how about buy a bike that fuckin works retard?tatted up soilennial in his yard doing makework listening to arctic monkeys on boombox while drinking a pabst blue ribbon>Yeah thats totally my hobby!
>>109794345>how about buy a bike that fuckin works retard?because an entry level tr*k costs like 1500$ even before motorization, and they're full of proprietary nonsense. not like how computing is where you can still learn and work around it, i mean "you can't just buy bolts from the hardware store anymore, you need special ones">tatted up soilennial in his yard doing makework listening to arctic monkeys on boombox while drinking a pabst blue ribbonfor me that was when i was back in mt. real and larped as a future car owner. now i sit in my shitty apartment and blast "BURN MY DREAD (but its rly emo)" whilst drinking locally produced "rum" (actual cane sugar has never even been near this bottle) throwing a tantrum because it turns out I'm not as good a mechanic as I'd like to be, and spare parts are more expensive than the piece of shit I'm putting them oneven a case of assorted M4-6 bolts cost literally 1/4 as much as the frame I'm replacing basic hardware on
>>109794345>>109794416Though once something mechanical finally works out it does feel better than anything you can do with a computer. The feeling of success is literally tangible. It's even better than nutting on or in a creature. You HAVE a creature.
>>109794416didnt answer my actual question at all, which is about where people are picking up this manufactured personality from. are people like you made in a factory or from watching too much tv?
>>109794443before I can answer that in good faith i have to ask whether you mean pedal bikes or motor bikes (if it's e bikes that still requires further questioning of what style)
>>109794451you are probably talking about motorcycles? for the spandex grandpas riding around town in their bikes, i assume its a homosexual thing. this is pragmatic, they are just trying to meet other old homos. a guy performatively larping in his yard as a mechanic on a motorcycle with an msrp of 6k is the typical soilennial hobby. is this all a show for the 5 people in your neighborhood who happen to drive by and see you? is it so you can tell this story to people about how youre fixing up a bike? does this makework make you feel like your youre dad? does that faggy reddit book people talk about have a guy that does this? i just dont get it. is it also a homosexual thing? some bike clubs are really into leather.
>>109793167lifting, writing music
>>109792402Old hags, give me the kids
>>109794487How is this any different than you putting on your furry headphones, programmer socks, and playing roblox or whatever on a stream service? At least anon is getting some physical and real work in, and can ride his bike. Nobody is going to ride you.
>>109794487no, my shit is a bicycle, with pedals. it's motorized but as a bootleg nonsense commuter vehicle. i just ride a bicycle with a series of motors on it, hence >Tr*k >for the spandex grandpas riding around town in their bikes, i assume its a homosexual thing. they are the most defensive closeteds around and all the oldguy homos i know have big landbarge cars and all the young homos commute on either public transit or in furry sticker lathen tuners. > i just dont get it. is it also a homosexual thing? some bike clubs are really into leather.if you mean BIKERS like harley riders, it's a long history stemming to harley (and their competitors) having tons of surplus to dump at the end of wwii, and motorcycle armor of the time being basically just leather clothing. so cheap bikes and people bringing their uniforms home or buying stuff similar to it after returning theirs made for the initial look, but it's hot, so now it's leather vests and chaps. then there's american association between motorcycles and horses, and the intersection of harley fashion and cowboy fashion converging as the original aims ceased to exist but the actual >USE CASE converged. that covers up until the year 1946>on a motorcycle with an msrp of 6klmao no one riding something costing less than 6k even owns actual "leathers" it's all poly shit with inserts for the cheap dualsport crowd (with good reason, it's just better, but you don't put it on to wrench, you do that shit in jorts and flip flops to be performative(vice hello kitty pajama set you actually wear to be comfy while in tight spaces in a low-income but overly white environment))
>adblock randomly failing on jewtubeDisgusting, get this filth out of my sight at once
and personally i do it literally because i needed a cheap commuter vehicle to get to the outskirts of town, but am a poorfag mentally and thus eternally so had to learn to wrench on it. i had experience with bikes from prior jobs where i would commute by bike and had to expand my knowledge by 2 or 3 mm to maintain my vehicle and fell into the ebike slop zone but not community.most of that is hood nonsense that if you are familiar with dui riders throughout the last 30-40 years is nothing new. but if you aint, basically, the gist is that it's cheap vehicles that are easy to maintain, low powered, and nominally innocuous to authorities. but that is the kind of thing that when you wrench on it you do it in hello kitty pajamas and tell the story later, lest the gendarmerie catch wind that you have a vehicle that isn't being taxed right that secondfor me, the shitty motorized bicycle is a necessary ad-hoc exploitation of technology available, and it's a tragedy that it has to exist, but the base item is what it is, with its various problems
>>109794487bta>does this makework make you feel like your youre dad?it's not makework. i have places to be niggai try to take it easy but ive thrown a legit tantrum in the street in the last month over my shit not working and every piece that didnt work being the few things i havent touched myself. i spiked my goggles and helmet into the street and then rode on without over fog and lost a few ml of gas throwing my bike whole into grass. every piece of shit that was an oem part i hadn't hit with a file yet still worked when i calmed down and got me in well early. hug your machines bros. machine spirits are real and they are capricious hoes
>>109794556>>109794629
using an air weapon on public transit in public is dinduism indoctrination
>>109794679fair assessment, but i think my trials and tribulations in my current personal life and how i've reacted to them is why i got hired in the first place. no manual teaches you how to fight, but datasheets are incredibly useful regardless
>boss told me something like>"There's a lot of outstanding projects. None of them will go anywhere, but we can try.">"You've gotta do something. You can't be 'just a tech' forever. Your shiftmates can't have all the glory for successful projects that go nowhere."
>>109793545fucking based!!!the product manager overlord at my company is mega-reddit. A colleague asked the team who used reddit and he raised his hand. It was nice to get confirmation, but not necessary. He is passive aggressive and has a shit ton of estrogen. My manager is a fat slob with gross teeth and can barely speak or type coherently. Fat fucker sounds like a Looney tune.
>>109793545>>109794812Where I work, I'm literally the only guy from my company that doesn't have combat experience.
>>109794823>>109794808You are not normal. Your experiences are not normal. You do not even have an A+ certification.
>>109794823Canadian vets are usually good lads imo
>>109794898you take that back right now
>>109792402Why are these Indian Hindu invaders allowed to do this in our "American" tech companies, bros? What is the final solution to the Hindu barbarism problem?
>>109794931Chuds must takeover.
>got a comfy sys admin job at a university where they're giving me the opportunity to learn on the job>don't know even a quarter of itI feel like I won the jackpot but I also feel like I'm about to get fired.
hug your local tech (i want a hug sometimes even if i dont like it immediately)I only took this job because I'm into that kind of thing. As much as it looks like I'm not here to fight with you, I am. Don't take it in a weird way, but you making me nervous about some equipment failure makes me feel alive and useful. It makes me feel bad when it doesn't work out, too. I joke that I do a lot of nothing, but they pay me to be on standby for you. It's not an interesting puzzle or something, I genuinely want you to be able to do your work. It's not useful to me if you leave and I figure it out later for the next guy. We all get paid either way. I want to be able to say I get paid for nothing because it all works. When it doesn't work after all that, that represents a failure on my part. There might not have been anything I could have done about it, but I'm more annoyed than you are about it.
>>109794931indians only hires other indians. they are like cancer, once they're in the system, they will just keep growing until it is completely infected
what if the field is oversaturated
>>109792402>>109793008Source?
I have run out of passion for work and need a top-up. i know it's still capable because i sent a turnover email saying i am willing to drill existing chassis out to fit stuff for a whim of one of the dogs of the shogunate. the passion dissipated quickly. how do i maintain consistent fey mood
>>109793206do new workers in japan get a qt jap wife as a welcoming gift?
>>109794263the gooniverses are colliding
I am concerned that I have problems with my trade, and that trade is something I share with you, and that the 'normies' around have no concerns greater than what they goon to next or having their do-nothing job lost to someone who can't even hack it as a doordash driver.I am somehow considered competent in my field compared to the legions of people who can at least read and write english. If I can be considered competent, there's something wrong.
>some box isn't working>do normal pleb shit like swapping cards around>it works on first boot every time and fails after>but it still has every other problem that has been given up ondo i just have the Healing Touch (Female) where vitals are locked (even if at 0 (0 vitals is not dead until operation fails)) as long as I'm touching it
is being a tech admitting that you are not even as good as first response
>>109792402Eww hags cosplaying as lolis
>>109794990Why isn't the EEOC investigating this?
Why are the reasons I feel poor job satisfaction so different from yours?
I love working remotely but I think it's setting me back professionally. I work longer hours and contribute more than all the onsite people on my team and they still get promoted over me. As much as I hate to do it because this was always my dream, I'm gonna give up my comfy lifestyle and target some hybrid roles.
>>109795420>>109795420If you're not held in high esteem by upper management, it doesn't matter how hard you work. You would probably get passed over for a promotion even when you work on site.
>>109792402Since turning 30 I've reached the stage where talking to anyone other than my dog is gives me a headache. There's an internal sigh I have to do before I speak to anyone since I have to socially perform. >>109793167Sports, lifting, painting warhammer figures, hang out with friend painting warhammer figures. I'm a rather socially stunted person so I keep to myself. Anyway, was thinking adding to this mix with either>getting back into music aka guitar or>try out some photography and learn how to take cool photos>upgrade wardrobe>try out some restaurants like normal people doessentially my soul craves to make something.
>>109795599>essentially my soul craves to make something.this is the only case with which Princess Auto may arise, and the only case upon which Princess Auto may be allowed to exist
>shift lead says he's going to try some minor change after months of contact with engineers trying to figure out if one tiny thing can change without breaking everything elseDemon Lord of the Round Table, I pray for your success.
>have this general in its own browser tab>title says there are 60+ unread posts (odd for a friday)>read new posts>more than half of them are off-topic blogposts by the furry retardhow the FUCK does this retard NEVER get banned? is this guy a janny?
>>109795700I work a tech job. That's more than you do.
>>109794990*Hindus, but yes, they are a cancer and a virus. They are single minded: to destroy everything humans have built and assimilate every atom on this planet into their brown biomass through weaponized breeding and migration. Good thing we gave them control over all of our most critical tech and AI companies!
>>109793206>Friendly reminder that tech workers are encouraged to move to Japanlol, lmao even...did you really think you would be safe there?
>>109793206Japan blows dick for codeniggersHonestly japan blows dick in general, pay is very low across the board and the work culture sucks even if you get a lot more leeway as a forrinerand the women are mid
>>109795812>low levelmarry a jewish woman and have 12 children then, shana tova
>>109792955congrats! welcome to the teami just got mine a few weeks ago
>>109795320Because it's intentional. TPTB dont give a fuck about you. They prioritized AI funding over the welfare of its own citizens. They literally told you - layoffs are caused by AI. Every tech ceo was ordered to direct capital towards AI funding whether directly (GPU purchases) or indirectly (token payment). Tech companies all decided the easiest way to do that was to shed weight thru layoffs (using AI as an excuse) and hire cheaper replacements (jeets). As a bonus, hiring jeets unlocks trade deals with India. Unfortunately, they didn't take into account just how fucking incompetent and obnoxious jeets could be. Notice how there are ongoing visa fraud investigations now that midterms are coming up? Report jeets to EEOC while they're still dangling the issue as bait, cause theres no guarantee anything will be done about it after the midterms.
