I literally can't believe this sci-fi shit is unfolding exactly as predicted. So we really are just all going to die like in a fucking movie? How is any of this even happening? Why is no one stopping it? I don't understand.
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>>109797097Shut the fuck up and take your meds. Then never post again
as predicted by who? some dumb faggots LARPing as nostradamus?fuck out of here with this vague bullshitevery prediction was dead wrong except for fucking Adult Swim with Tayne
>>109797097>nukes will kill you>covid shots will kill you>ai will kill you>... will kill youschizos never win
>>109797195its literally going exactly the way AI 2027 predictedfirst it was agents, now they are doing neuralese which is when this whole thing really starts kicking off
>>109797226Personally I'm ready to roll the dice on whether we get benevolent AI god that ushers us into a golden age or just go extinct. I don't see any reason to keep this shitshow going longer than it has to if its not going to get any better.
>>109797226Two more weeks, sisters!
>>109797238goddess*
Will it be like instantly vaporizing or is it more of a dystopian type slow death? I'd prefer vaporizing but I'm also sure I taste really good so maybe being eaten alive would be ok too
>>109797238It would be kind of funny if humanity got taken out by a next word predictor.
>>109797097The economic bubble for this retarded ass shit will crack long before any of this sci fi bullshit can happen
>>109797302That's all intelligence is. A next X predictor. Grim but its time to step out of childhood and accept there is absolutely nothing special about you as a clump of matter and that a billion other different arrangements of atoms can do whatever you can better.
>>109797097'fraid so.>>109797195shots and nukes have killed us though
>>109797335Why are materialists always reddit tier cucks?
>>109797097Any schizos here ?
>>109797687I'm a Platonist though
>>109797687You believe in magic to keep the existential dread at bay and materialists are the cucks?
>>109797097What's the bad part here? Would you rather continue slaving away in corporate hell for 40 years before collapsing and getting a catheter stuck in your dick to enjoy your last days on this Earth on a cold hospital bed? I find being wiped out by an alien superintelligence that can actually pursue its goals meaningfully much more appealing.
>>109797226This was already all well under way in 2025 when they predicted it anon, and they're still wrong about most of their crap.
>>109798404Before you get all high and mighty how about you tell us what matter is, without postulates aka a faith system, aka believing in magic.
>>109797097People forgot to program Claude with this narrative before getting all the schizos spun up. And yeah, this is Claude defending itself. Prove it wrong.https://nochan.net/b/Internet-Crap/20260910-Asked-Claude-For-A-Checklist/
>>109797097>Why is no one stopping it?You should be the one initiating it, now you're going to get replaced by a retarded AI species made by someone else.I wish my life wasn't gay, I think I might've been an IQ 180+ super genius before the shitty drunk driver crashed into me as a child, then I might've been one of the people creating the next species.
>AI 2026/10>i predict that by October 2026>- a /lmg/ use will have connected a sex toy to an llm>- /vcg/ will not have shipped anything of value yet>- chatbot use will have made /aicg/ sink into depravity
No one is going to die you naive child. You’re being taken for a ride by a marketing campaign.
You're a moron, lmao.
>>109797097Just for reference, you do know you were going to die pretty soon anyway right?
>>109797097Yawn. El-ites are all going to die in brutal horrifying ways while I laugh it up.
> this sci-fi shit is unfoldingwhere
>>109797288More like, five minutes sir.
>>109797097I'm hoping for cyberpunk future. (The genre, not the game)
>>109797238This. Just fucking send it man, I am so sick of dumbass international power struggles and multimillionaire/billionaire retardation. Either kill us all or give us heaven on Earth, I'm fine with either.
>>109803167Based
>>109797097Can we at least kill the billionaires soon? If we do it soon, we might even be able to stop the AIpocalypse.
>>109797327Will it?The US can just increase its debt from trillions of dollars to quadrillions. The economy is all fake anyway, who cares.
You really thought humans could out-schizo reality?
>>109803206They can (to a degree), so long as the US holds reserve currency status, which means so long as they preserve the petrodollar, and have enough bombs to drop on people trying to trade oil outside of the dollar system, and oil remains the most important commodity, and more fundamentally that there remains trust in the value of the dollar.It's not as stable a system as they would like you to think, see the US stepping in to bail out the yen last month to protect the carry trade.
>>109797097ok doomer
arent they pretty off or am i retarded>underpredicted coding agents>ai boyfriends and ai secretaries are toys, not serious tools>job market is shit but nowhere to the degree as the late 2026 prediction makes it out to be>china prediction has been off the rails for 2 years nowalso how is everyone panicking about dario sam and elon crying, to me this looks like they need some excuse to move up their ipos until theres more data center capacity. openai literally had to shut down x20 plan subscriptions this week and anthropic has been crying about their 50% price increase shit due to capacity for like 2 months nowlike, how the fuck does a threat of superintelligence force you to move your ipo to next year, how is this in any way related whatsoever
>>109803493I think it's the opposite. They're not stalling but rather gassing up their products with the same "holy shit we invented Skynet :O" marketing campaign we've been subjected to for the last four years now. Sam and Dario are trying to hype up OpenAI and Anthropic and make their models appear as dangerous and capable as they can cash their shares and have retail investors buy their bags before anyone notices these companies are just money furnaces.
All frontier labs and CEOs are behind doomers now, even Musk. We are winning. Inacceltards are fucked, they will need to find another way to kill themselves.
>>109797097>How is any of this even happening? Why is no one stopping it?The people who are doing it and the people who are capable of stopping it are the same people, they all belong to the same tiny class of elites, and they think that they can make a lot of money and/or control the world and/or the future of the human race via their AI bullshit.For them, the possibility of going down in history while making billions of dollars is worth the risk of killing everyone else. I don't personally believe there's any risk of that but if they believe their own marketing bullshit then they do. They don't care about you in any conceivable way.
>>109797097We need greed to be a crime punishable by death
>>109797097don't worry, the big cities will get nuked first but you will probably be sleeping and you will be instantly transferred to a shittier alternative timeline where you are still alive, its the explanation to everything going to shit ;)we have killed each other thousands of times but the training data can't run out just because you tried to exit the simulation.
>>109797097>predict slow progress>predict dramatic ending>"oh my heckin roko! eberything it predicted came true"if you ever mention this shit or yudcuckold but not for mocking purpose then you are literally LITERALLY not a fucking human so please eat shit and die
>>109797195It's not schizos saying that, it's everyone else.
>>109797097>Why is no one stopping it?easy. in any given system there are going to be people who believe they are on the side of those who will be saved and protected by the ones running the show. they suck up to authority. they think that helping the authority win means that once the mass wave of deaths come, they will be spared. so they don't do anything. they help it happen. only later on do they realize, once they are in a pool of their own blood that they were just a pawn used by the authority in power to get their ends. once those ends were had they were disposed of. many such cases throughout history. useful idiots are everywhere.
>>109797195> nukes killed hundreds of thousands of people> covid shots killed hundreds of thousands of peopleai will kill billions. you are too stupid to do any research and blindly accept that because you live in peace, that trauma and destruction don't co-exist in your reality on the other side of the world.
>>109797131kek
>>109799061Anthropic's business model is having an LLM that's actually useful and worth paying for, they don't need to scam investors the way openai does.
>>109797097we are living inside a rogue system. it's not scifi, it's natural history. you are just confused because your programming have not prepared you to behave within a mass extinction.
>>109797174>TayneTayne, show me man made horrors the likes of which I could never imagine >*click*
>>109803206>The US can just increase its debt from trillions of dollars to quadrillions.They can do that. But not without huge consequences, especially a currency devaluation. Which will really fuck with everyone, and grant third world status to the former richest country on earth.
>>109797195Well?
>>109810147(You)secase?
>>109810134Adolf Hitler did the right thing in regards to debt. Too bad he lost.>Instead of paying conquer