>>109802406
I will get a job after completing CCNA

I take it this tuesday lets go

>>109802579
Do you have an H1B visa?

>>109802612
No im not indian i am american living in america..

>>109802636
Then why the fuck are you trying to get a CCNA?

>>109802658
what else am i supposed to fucking get dude i need an entry level job and everyone recommends this cert..

>>109802518
can AI find a cure for that condition?

>>109802731
Walk into the office and give the manager a firm handshake. Be sure to wear a nice hat too.

>>109802746
that doesnt work u know it dude... they tell u go online or we arent hiring i already tried btw


GOD how is this hard to get a fucking job i really dont get it seriously..

>>109802766
It's always been hard to find a job. It's only easy during good times.

>>109802771
idk i found jobs easy as fuck in 2018 2019 2021 2022.

>>109802771
>>109802787
1992-1993 was hard. temp agencies and data entry mostly
1994 was medium, took about 3 months, hard mode: looking in the newspaper classifieds. online job hunting didn't exist
1998-1999 was easy, if you could fog a mirror you were hired
2001-2003 was impossible, I fell back to data entry and odd jobs
2004 my temp agency put me in a data entry job and i leveraged that into a perm role with that company
2006 was ok, craigslist wasn't obfuscating emails back then, my script was getting me 3-5 calls a week, placed in 3 months
2016 a recruiter reached out to me right when I needed one, placed me in a month
2021 was fairly easy, only took 2 months to get a basic bitch php job
2023 was a slog, many callbacks and screenings but took 10 months to change jobs
2024-present is a cast iron bitch, cant even find data entry all my temp agencies got merged or disappeared.

>>109803117
how old are u wtf i wasnt even born in 1992

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>>109802731
You might be on the right path with a CCNA. I don't really know for sure. It's got a lot of concepts in there that will be asked about various questionnaires and whatnot. The OSA layer model learning how to subnet and do binary. But I don't know if there are any jobs doing this anymore. I think that's just taken by AI. That's the stuff that AI does. I honestly literally do not know what the fuck you will be doing.

>>109802518
this shit feels like i'm a character in a horror movie and a demon is mocking me
zoomers are extremely fucked up people and that's actually what they like about themselves
the world needs to be cleansed with fire

>>109803260
i'm a gainfully employed zoomer making six figures and I think that reel is hot as fuck
how does that make you feel, unc?

>>109803164
I'm 57, I have 10 more years to pad my retirement account. I just wanted to give the younger gents some perspective, good times don't last, but neither do hard times. remember to save a little something when you get a job.
WAGMI

Using examdumps is a good idea actually..

>>109803305
>gainfully employed zoomer making six figures
Relieved, because all the shit I hear about you guys unable to find housing and start families has me scared shitless.

>>109803320
do you have kids? I want to start a family and get married but im so fucking broke and jobless so it will never happen

makes me very sad

>>109803330
tbf like half of my friends from high school are still unemployed

>>109803337
yes I have 2, I didn't get married until I was 38. Having and raising them was the most meaningful thing I've done in life, I doubt a single line of code I wrote prior to 2016 even exists now.
>im so fucking broke and jobless so it will never happen
this is exactly how I felt in 2001-2005. life has a way of surprising you. have faith in yourself, don't lose sight of your goals, be flexible and adaptable. time is on your side

>>109803344
Someone told me nearly half of working age gen Z males have dropped out of the labor market, so yeah. Fuck.

>>109802406
My life feels hopeless. Should I play Factorio?

I accept our AI overlords. Fuck you Rajesh. I hate you so fucking much. If I'm going down then come with me faggot.

>>109803305
your post doesn't make me feel anything, why would it
i just think there is something wrong with you and that you have to die if humanity is to continue somehow
i think the entire zoomer generation should just be deleted and everyone else just starts over

>>109802731
>and everyone recommends this cert..
I don't recall reading any such posts here. No amount of certification will ever guarantee a job. The CCNA is too advanced and too specialised for entry-level jobs anyway.

Still, good luck. And if it actually gets you a job, remember to come back and let us know!

>>109803244
>The OSA layer model
Nigga it's the OSI model. Open Systems Interconnect. No wonder you haven't got a job.

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>>109803320
>neither do hard times
Don't lie to me you Xer fuck

Searching for a flat is just as miserable as is searching for a job what the fuck happened these last 20 years that made everything so fucking shit?

What if I’m not supposed to be spending my prime productive years doing grunt work for poverty wages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk0hIOAwf6M
is this going to stay relevant or is the solution even more slopping?

>>109807090
Kikes and their US enablers happened

>>109807127
Well then you should have developed a skill at 12

>>109807297
Unironically I started coding at 13 lol

>>109807305
So why didn't you do anything with it?

If I learn COBOL and the day of the pillow finally happens will I get a job?
The pajeets don't know COBOL

>>109807305
i too started coding at 11 but my untreated ADHD made sure I end up as a failure anyway

>>109807327
I did. I got a cs degree and worked as a developer for 2 years after school. Then i left because of a medical issue and when i started looking for work again 8 months later i was apparently unemployable. Now I work in a warehouse. Idk how it happened because most of my cohort, and apparently most new grads, are all doing fine. Maybe I was always a retard in reality and just kind of faked it all this time somehow, but for obvious reasons I’m more compelled to believe there’s just a very strong bias against applicants with recent gaps in their resumes.

>>109807426
>going to college and getting a useless piece of paper
>doing something with it
Lol

>>109803260
This
>>109803305
Case in point

>>109803117
Been on the market only since 2016 (though I tried earlier and failed so went back to school instead), but this sounds about right also from my experience.
>>109803320
My entire career I got a good job, saved every penny living like a monk, and then had to use every last penny to survive to the next job. I had to move to a different country to finally be allowed the privilege of buying a small apartment 2 years ago. I got to this country with literally 0 in my account, wouldn't have been able to pay the first month's rent if there had been any issues with payment and I was lucky they didn't require advance payment as they did where I'm from.
Constant financial crises interspersed by bullshit meme pandemics and other crap my whole productive life hasn't exactly helped. And since everything snowballs, I'm basically screwed with no way out, despite "doing everything right" by all accounts.

>>109806964
reddit told me to get it..

I'm unemployed that's it

I don’t even recognize myself anymore

>>109808135
i am also unemployed

One more week until the workshop then just one more week to hear if I'm officially a tech worker yet or not.

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THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME I HAVE SEEN THE SAME FUCKING JOB POSTING GETTING REPOSTED OVER THE COURSE OF ONE AND A HALF MONTH!

And it’s not the only one. I have seen over a dozen roles I have applied to that have been reposted over and over again almost on a weekly basis. Dozens more listings have kept being reposted since they were originally posted earlier this year. and literally ALL of them had dozens, if not hundreds of applicants. You wanna tell me they were all unfit for the role!?

JUST FUCKING HIRE ME, YOU RETARDED SONS OF BITCHES!

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>>109809563

>>109809563
those aren't real postings
it just makes the company look like it's growing

>>109809801
the absolute state of the world

nukes flying when

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ngl victory isn't as nice as I thought it would be.
the last 12 months of my life was the darkest, most miserable period of my life but at least every few weeks I had an intense feeling of purpose when I was preparing for interviews. Now... it's gone and I just kinda have a void while waiting to start.

>>109810337
I'm not sure if I'm going to just play vidya or keep productive while I'm waiting the few weeks before starting if I get the job. Pretty happy I'm finally starting my life, just existing was getting pretty voidful. My very own apartment... say, any other 30+ anons who also have been out of the friend game for a good decade or more want to start a dnd and warhammer group or something? Y'know a fun way to pass the afternoon with a few beers after work? (actually you can have a few I can't drink anymore desu).

>>109810402
I don't fraternize with nocoders nor trannies, so of course I would never be caught within a mile of a nocoder tranny like yourself.

>>109810402
I've been doing basically the same things I was doing during my job hunt, with less structure.
>practice leetcode
>study whatever CS topic i'm interested in (this week it's database internals and b trees)
>play vidya
also have to do a bit of studying to help ease my first few weeks, but my manager told me he basically expects me to not know anything about what I'll be working on and just figure it out once I start

>few beers
ew no, why would I want to drink chemical poison that makes me fat and retarded?

>>109810417
B-but it's literally a junior software engineer role

>>109810434
Yeah, vidyas more fun after you've been a bit productive, going to work on my project.

>>109810482
>2026
>junior jobs now accepts nocoders
The absolute state.

>>109810490
Frameworks is still coding and my personal project's back end doesnt even use a framework im doing it myself

>>109809801
Millennials did this btw. I say that as a millennial myself. It's the teacher's pets. The talentless hacks desperately trying to cover their vapidness with pseudo creativity. The first kids to shoot their hand up in class every time to answer every stupid question. The first ones to volunteer for idiotic group activities like going around the room and saying what animal you want to be and why. I knew it. I just knew the whole time that they would grow up to wreck the world with their retarded shit. I don't get why boomers get all the hate when all they did was require firmhandkshakes. They did not cause this. It's not them who invented such humiliation rituals as personality testing. They view the world in some sort of Sesame Street vision where everyone's some sort muppet that must sing and dance for them. If you're not happy and cheery and creative enough just like them then that means there's something wrong with you and your defective ass will never work for anyone. And society doesn't want you but they can't say that, oh no that's bad and that's not who they are. So you just have to disappear out of sight and out of mind. Fucking nightmare dystopian world they uphold. Some real sci-fi underworld overworld type shit.

>>109810700
OK zoomer

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i want a job so bad

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>>109810906
Me too.

>>109810906
same ill even clean toilets at this point i dont care

min wage in my state is 15 and most jobs pay like 18/hr and i will work anything if i get 18/hr

>>109802406
I have a 3 year unemployment gap after school. Is it worth even trying? I'm good at Linux and networking and containers. Electrician maybe?

damn my niggers i cant even get a job at some restaurant??!? seriously, i cant get hired ANYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK

I really don't know what to do anymore. It's past 2 years since I graduated, I'm convinced the HR roasties see this compared to all the new graduates and toss my resume out instantly. I don't even know if I want to do any software development. I'm starting to see jobs require to you use AI now.

What other jobs are out there? Not even tech related jobs. Just something that wants a degree as a gate keeping method so I can feel like I didn't waste my time getting this shitty piece of paper.

>>109811305
Amazon sorting centers are always hiring.

>>109811430
try sales

how do you put ai in your resume? like i know how to use codex? claude? wtf this is so dumb

>>109811474
Do they really just take anyone? Either way I tried a sales rep job before and I hated it. I can't lie to people about a product to make them buy it. Though maybe it'd be different if I were selling to companies.

>>109811458
nta but the one near me doesn't seem to. I've been checking as well.

It should be illegal for companies to post fake jobs

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>try to work this morning
>can't even bring myself to write a single line of code by hand
>feel so deeply disengaged in my life
>realize i just don't care about anything at all
>there isn't a single thing that interests me or makes me look forwards to my day
>currently unemployed working at a startup (no money)

I can't make myself seemingly care about anything anymore. I've cut off all social media and everything else in my life that is fake dopamine but things just don't work in my head anymore it seems. I've done "therapy" and yet I feel like I've been scraping the bottom of the barrell for the past 5 years. Nothing works. I lift 5x a week and eat correctly.

Where do I go from here? How do i get back on track?

>>109811841
Art
Art exists to keep us sane anon

>>109807090
India
I don't know how I just know India is responsible for this somehow

I've got a job offer a week ago and soon i'll start working. But I only feel anxiety and a void, like i have some days left to enjoy before.... AHHH!!

>>109811534
From the interviews i did they always ask you how you use them in your day to day and what to look out for. It seems to be a requirement for many jobs now. Just write something like "10 years experience in AI-assisted development using codex, claude, etc", alternatively "experience accelerating development with AI-assisted tooling such as codex, claude, etc"

>>109811993
AAAAAAA
nice one

>>109811841
that sounds like a kind of depression. medication could help if you have tried everything else. you might also try connecting with people. i remember iread somewhere that depression can also be seen as a lack of social connection with others

>4 rounds of interviews to do hell desk
Why?
Fucking why?

>>109802406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8pTfkA6sio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8pTfkA6sio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8pTfkA6sio

My shit temp job ends in November
When I inevitably don't have another job lined up I'll just get kicked out and fucked
Company won't give a shit

>>109810482
>junior software engineer role
wish i could get one of those man

>apply to shit paying hell desk job on the other side of the country
Maybe thats what I gotta do
Just apply for slave tier work

>>109802406
Waiting to hear back after my latest final round in almost a year of searching. If I don’t get this I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Wish me luck anons.

>>109812040
What the fuck do I even do. It's like my brain is completely shut down and disconnected. I'm unable to even motivate myself to do the most basic shit like working for a small period of time. All I can currently do is read books that gives me literally no satisfaction and is a form of escapism. Going out and meeting people is completely undoable in my current state.

Is there any way to just "stimulate" the social part of my brain so that I can just get the fuck on with my life. I'm at rock fucking bottom.

>>109812433
good luck my man
we're all gonna make it

>>109807090
Mass third world immigration to every developed country, and the inevitable march of capitalism into dystopian hellscape.

This is obviously the answer, but the left won't accept mass immigration as the immediate cause, and the right won't accept capitalism as the cause of the immigration and failure to respond to it. So we can only bounce back and forth between two different sides calling out one half of the problem each, but never doing anything to rectify even the half they dare to mention.

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Options are all gone
Should I just join the military?

>>109812779
Thought about this myself, then I remember I have asthma.

how hard would it be to make an app that auto-mails HR tech leads, bypassing all the dumbass tests you get? like devscout.app?

being an ex-tech worker is the most fucked you can be
nobody is going to hire you for a less well-paid job if you were a software developer because they know you're going to get the fuck out the first chance you get and generally you're going to be an oppinionated angry cunt because suddenly you're earning less than a half of what you used to

start removing your tech experience from your CV's gents.

>>109802518
this is AI btw

>>109811305
That kinda seems like a
>(You)
problem if it's that bad.

>>109811305
Welcome to 2026. Unless you're a shitskin it's been like that for years now.

>someone who doesn't appear in my shit posting group randomly coming around telling how he's got pto saved up, is having a good time doing his hobbies, and is going to start looking for a house
>i'm still struggling at my mcjob
Life insurance policies don't pay out if the insuree commits suicide, right?

>>109808218
Me too

>>109809805
if that's true I hope the person responsible contracts a terminal illness

>>109811889
making art or consuming art?

I am a consultant/claude monkey for an AI company and I don't really know what I'm doing. The company doesn't either and I think it's going to die within a year. how hard is it to get a real AI job? I can explain how an LLM works

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>>109814518
NTA, but I'd answer creating it of course. doesn't have to be 'good', whatever that may mean. simply the act of creating clears the clutter out of your head.

>>109814518
Making
Consuming can work too but make sure it's not slop

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>>109814568
i used to draw alot, like spent all day on it. that was back when i was happy NEET and had infinite time and no worries. now im too despondent and depressed that the only activity that brings me comfort is playing videogames. how can you engage in art when constant low level stress is nagging you in the back of your mind and trying to put yourself into a creative state makes you want to jump out the window

>>109814641
>how can you engage in art when constant low level stress is nagging you
a little bit goes a long way. designing that 3d print above gave me several hours of respite from thinking about the various bit of my life gone bad this year (unemployment, money, divorce, aging parents, son with mobility issues from an accident last year). for a little while it was all gone while I struggled to remember how sine and cosine worked. afterward I got to spend time fine tuning the spacing in the thing, cutting open failed prints to see where my math was wrong and fixing it, etc etc etc.
I learned years ago that the fore brain is not great at problem solving, but the unconscious is. many times I've had the solution to a particularly knotty technical issue present itself to me in my morning shower, fully ready to implement. 'sleep on it' is the most powerful way to solve problems and release stress that I know of

HOW MANY MORE FUCKING APPLICATIONS DO I HAVE TO SEND OUT!?

>>109814846
take the number of applications you've already sent and add one

>>109814541
There roughly two kinds of "real AI jobs" (neither of which are real, the third and only real one stopped existing overnight in 2023).
1. Working at a chatgpt wrapper company. They couldn't give less of a shit if you know anything about LLMs at all. They only care if you're a frontend dev capable of calling to openai APIs.
2. Working at frontier labs. They couldn't give less of a shit if you know anything about LLMs at all. They only care if you can increase their clout by having 50 publications at NIPS (and they don't care the topic either, or if it's clearly fraud).

>codepipeline buildspec override

ah I see iac isn't necessary so you can reproduce deployments it's necessary so you can have any idea what the fuck your deployment actually looks like in the first place.

>>109815031
it's also helpful for unfucking the system state when people mess shit around trying to debug an incident

Kill me
Then I won't have to worry about employment

wtf are you supposed to do if you lose your career in your early 30s?
Are you really just condemned to a life of permanent underclass wageslavery? Like somebody that never did anything productive or future-oriented in their 20s?

>>109816073
You're supposed to kill yourself

>>109813616
Yeah and it becomes empirically like it never happened. For all intents and purposes your just another dipshit that “wasted” his youth and naturally can’t be trusted with any real responsibility. If you are lucky you can retrain, I guess? Assuming you don’t need to mcwage at Walmart or some shit just to get by. Maybe it’s less of an issue if you were senior and have savings. But to lose your career <5 years of actually working I don’t see any realistic path that you aren’t fucked.

>>109816073
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan%27s_Run_(film)

>>109815919
hey before you go, do us all a favor and comment favorably on the proposed H1B changes
>>>/pol/542595733
>>>/pol/542595918

>>109814541
>I can explain how an LLM works
can you explain it to me I don't really get it

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I’m going to finish my internship very soon, guys. My aunt helped me so much, but I feel like all of this was a sham. In my country, the government allows you to take exams and study for certain exams, and that can get you a job, but lol, that’s one hell of a shot in the dark.

>>109807090
The housing crisis is a side effect of the quantitative easing that was done to rescue the global economy in 2008. We would have had a global depression that was worse than the one in the 1930s, but the world's top economists got together and decided that could be prevented if governments printed loads more money and gave it to banks to spend in society, thereby keeping the economy flowing. The banks spent the money, and really, it worked (from 1929 to 1932, global GDP declined by 15%; the 2008 credit crunch only saw a decline of maybe 5%), but the banks spent money by buying up housing and shares in businesses. The banks, which were still in trouble, then needed to make a profit on those purchases, so housing prices skyrocketed and many companies pursued ruthless efficiency, trying to pay their employees as little as possible. These were side effects that nobody predicted, and they're nowhere near as bad as the 1930s, but the thing about the 1930s depression is that it actually ended. Society has never recovered from the 2008 financial crash, and that's why everything has been shit for my entire adult life.

The bullshit is worldwide, so any country that starts to do well sees a sudden increase in everyone moving there. If you live in America, you are competing for jobs with everyone in the world. If you live in Europe, you are competing with everyone except Americans. It's impossible for anywhere to recover properly.

It's over, absolutely over

>>109811273
Firstly, you must get literally any job. You can work up from there. Apply for every job you see. Don't worry what they're about; 99% of them will never even get back to you. This is how it is. If you wind up flipping burgers, so be it. You don't have to do that forever. Just do literally anything.

>Is it worth even trying?
Everyone asks this, because they secretly want to be told there's no point in trying and that they should give up. This is the great poison. The true mindkiller of the NEET. You must always, always keep trying. For one thing, what else are you going to do?

>>109814164
how bro i LITERALLY went in to the stores and gave a firm handshake wore my best clothes maintained eye contact with manager introduced myself and asked for a job.. they were all shit retail jobs and not a single one resulted in anything

im ugly and 5'5'' maybe thats why idk

>>109817043
good post

>>109817122
You tried the thing everyone else tries. That's why it didn't work. Try something nobody else has tried before; then you won't be competing with anyone else. It shouldn't be this difficult, but it is so there you go.

>>109816073
Pretty much. At least that's been my fate.

>>109802406
Made a professional email, now i can obsessively stalk a second inbox

WOW
THEY LOOKED AT MY RESUME
DID THEY GIVE ME A REPONSE?
COLD DAY IN HELL THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING RESPONSE

>>109803244
dude, blue board! only SFW!

>>109817760
This is /utwg/, the whole point of this thread is that nobody here has a job, yet alone is "at work".

>>109812466
yeah when its that difficult and that thing literally makes you unable to live life you should go look for help from a psychologist and tell them you need a referral for a psychatrist who will recommend some drugs. It shouldn't be a permanent thing, just a temporal help you stand up and going

>>109812433
good luck. but keep sending stuff, they might take time

>>109813572
i dont recommend this you might get blacklisted. remember that for capitalist pigs we're just cannon fodder who only need to follow rules

>>109814541
recently i got into an applied AI position. it's fucked up but they're interested if you already have experience building AI solutions. beyond that it's not that difficult to get in i believe. This repo was ai-generated, but roughly contains what the job is about, with evals being at the center https://github.com/calmrocks/ai-engineer-notebooks

>>109818134
Actually the vast majority of ai engineering jobs contain no evals. The hirer will tell you evals are important but on the job they want features today, have no data, don't want to collect data, don't have tests, don't want you to spend a second writing tests, etc. Rare are more serious jobs where you do have the time and space to do proper evals.

>Reddit
>It will be easy, trust me bro, there's three interviews, all behavioral since it's a contract
>Actual process after 3rd interview today:
>Three interviews, and an extra technical at the end, all for a contract-to-hire role that pays 1/4 of what I'd be earning in the position at Fortune 500 company.

>>109818531
I think I'm pretty much done applying to any kind of dev job after this not. Not that I'm bad at coding, but hiring managers too full of themselves gatekeeping easy roles.

>>109817175
for shit retail jobs... this is what it comes to what the fuck i could have skipped this shit by not getting my bachelors and saving tens of thousands in debt

...

I have achieved CI/CD

>>109803305
I know you were shit talking earlier but I'm with >>109803330
The ones I work with are great and honestly no different than me when I was their age.
The ones who gave up seem broken from the get go.

>>109807426
Just lie to fill in the gap.

>>109818725
It’s ironic you would have been better off failing earlier in life kek.

>>109817043
My favorite jobs were hotel front desk associate and retail.
The hotel job was my favorite and I debated making a career out of it. Shame there's no real money except being a GM. I really wanted to be a golden key concierge holder.

>>109819370
It’s not feasible to fabricate that much experience.

>old manager who hired me can't take it anymore and leaves
>new manager stars hiring new people and neglecting old ones, not assigning work
>fired after a couple of months
Why do some people need to make it about themselves?

>>109817043
>The true mindkiller of the NEET.

Some NEETs are beyond help because of psychological issues. They will focus only trying things within their comfort zone and never outside of it.

Every night I wish I would die in my sleep.

>>109819534
>>new manager stars hiring new people and neglecting old ones, not assigning work
What's his endgame?

>>109819604
Replacing everybody, obviously.

>>109819534
I mean I* get fired after a couple of months, since I'm here.

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>>109802406
please replace with indian saars.
bugmen are inhuman and wasteful but they actually still produce product. saars cant produce anything without ruining it.

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>>109807337
cobol is being lined up for jews and ai to monitor. I'm going to laugh when the financial crash happens because of them instead of some other random bullshit. infact if you feel like it screencap this post so that whenever the financial system collapses and "we need to move to a more secure platform" the hacker known as 4chans can dig into the situation only to discover that it was indeed some jew who didn't want to do any real work monitoring and maintaining the system he built over decades to financially enslave everyone.

>>109819397
literally god damn nigger wtf is this i want a refund on my degree

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WHAT INVITATIONS YOU SHIT ASS WEBSITE!?
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A SINGLE ONE

>>109802406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0HwFqBG9KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0HwFqBG9KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0HwFqBG9KE

>>109819984
dumb whore finds out capitalism, shocking

>>109816934
brazil?

how are you doing?

>>109820942
Awful

>>109817760
she is fully clothes

>>109819534
Your new manager has a boss too, and that boss is going to ask them what they’ve done differently to earn a raise. The best way to earn a raise is to save the company money, by getting rid of staff.

Also, in my old job, the private equity retards who bought us couldn’t bring in a single new customer in an entire year, plus they were afraid of people with IT skills and changed the job description to only consist of hard physical labour like some 19th-century factory, and that’s why I won the redundancy lottery and got sent away to ultimately wind up in an even worse job.

>>109819984
>We're treated like robots.

Within the first minute, she outed herself as someone who's never worked in a job outside of tech industry.

>>109821692
t. nepo pajeet

>>109821726
You completely misinterpreted my post. There's no job where you're not treated like an expendable machine.

>>109821914
I didn't misinterpret your post. You made a retarded post and now you're being all defensive from being called out.

do jobs that aren't boring after like 6 months max even exist?
mine got boring after 3 months, but at least i can play vidya during 90% of it

>>109802518
built for NTR btw

>>109822167
Yes, but they're extremely rare and usually unstable. For me it's in scientific domains. I can do that shit for years and be fully alert at all times.

>>109822167
Of course. Most jobs take about a year to get good at. That’s when the fun starts.

>>109822910
Maybe for 2 IQ retards like you. The reason why it becomes boring after 3-6 months is because it takes us about 2 weeks to "become good at the job". Takes a bit longer for repetition to set in.

>>109802518
utterly soulless, but it beats slaving away in the 'donalds i guess

>>109803320
>but neither do hard times
true, but this one will last until 2080

>>109820942
Badly

Is it over if you want to get involved with, but are uninitiated in tech related work, in 2026?

>>109812433
I got rejected.

>>109824153
:(

>101k euros net
Can't browse here anymore starting mid october

>going to be a techworker in a few weeks
>which means I can finally move out and make frens and pursue my hobbies and stuff
>which means I can begin my love quest and get a gf
>which means I cant jerk off anymore so my penis is a bit better for when the time comes
>kinda wanna jerk off

>boss schedules a meeting out of the blue
>disappears
I know what's coming, but why not give the news as soon as possible?

I just took the CCNA

>>109819409
>that much experience.
cant lie about working in a call center? wtf do you think your pretend job needs to be CEO? ur a recent retard grad. How is it no feasible to lie about 8 months exp? omg if i lie its gonna go on my permanent record! you wont lie because you are weak and scared. You know what just keep being self defeating because if you and everyone else lies they wont believe mine anymore. IT industry is fucked because all these nerds are weak willed spinless faggots. Do you also use dating apps and complain about not ever getting a match? fucking hell man think outside the box here.

>>109821641
>The best way to earn a raise is to save the company money, by getting rid of staff.
no the best way to look good as a manager is to have tons of people you manage. also large companies have budgets and if you dont use it you lose it. I guess if you work at a small business they might are about savings. Even then when i worked in biotech startups they really had no idea wtf I was making or doing.

>>109819534
>>new manager stars hiring new people and neglecting old ones, not assigning work
>>fired after a couple of months
this is done to change the culture, or rather some feel they cant get shit done with the old people on the team when there is a new direction or manager. This is done in all industries. Usually harder to do when the people working hold knowledge about the processes at the job and only if that is known to management.

>>109824893
Lol anon I’ve been working in a warehouse for the last 2.5yrs.
>8 months
This was just the time between when I left my last job and started looking for a new one. I looked for 4 months then started the job I have now. I’ve been out of SWE for 3 years. Even if I’ve been working it’s not relevant work. And that amount of time can’t be covered up.

dont give up guys, I got a job after almost 2 years of being out of tech, with 6 months working at some miserable factory making $18 an hour.

my will to live is already so low and then i have to spend the little time im awake hating my life studying for shit i couldnt care any less about

someone shoot me so i dont go to hell for killing myself please

>>109802406
picture is a good representation of some affairs

my cousin works a tech job making 80k a year with no certifications and just a bachelors

he worked security for the company and got moved into IT after 2 years

>>109803260
just embrace it uncy get yourself a 20 year old girlfriend in your 30s, shits cash. zoomies actually have a sense of humor, hate everything you do, and try their best to enjoy life. spending time with her and her friend group makes me feel like im on 4chan 15 years ago

>>109812779
https://www.youtube.com/@DutchTravelManiac
ngl i thought about just backpacking and doing the same shit this guy does, worst that can happen ill get thrown into european jail which means free housing, free food, free education, no bills to worry about

>>109824721
Give it back, Jamal

>>109803376
>bullshit.
this is a trap. nobody is having kids just to support your kids, you fucked up.

>>109807666
>legit
which country?

>>109826407
Cucknada

gen z boss and a mini

how common is being a male NEET in his late 20s? I know like 3 dudes who are full blown NEETs... 1. dropped out of uni, did some community college for like a year and is 29 living at home hasnt had a job in literally ten years not exaggeration. 2. did some community college, worked as a cashier now just NEET and addicted to porn (he talks about porn nonstop in real life and makes sex comments about women he sees). 3rd dude graduated uni and is unemployed NEET at home he had a job while doing school but that was 2 years ago


All men, the women are doing much much better

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>Required to use LLMs at work
>Keep using them more and more
>They become my main way of interacting with code
>6 months go by
>Try a week without them
>I’m utterly useless. Can’t type a single line of code by hand

I’ve fucked up my brain completely. How do I get it back? How long will this take? Even simple tasks are difficult.

>>109822090
You're doubling down your retardation, turd worlder.

I applied for a job at Oracle
They'll send me a rejection email right?

>>109825766
Well anon I'm American and Meloni won't let me get Italian citizenship anymore
Not doing that shit in this dump of a country

>>109810700
Women, minorities and unironic communists did this, you faggot. Actual Millennials (Read: White, Male and Responsible) aren't being allowed to write, publish or create much of anything by virtue of being actual humans and thus threatening the infinite faggotry.

I'll work anywhere
How do I get a work visa for England?
Or Australia?
Or fuckin Nigeria
I don't care
I need a fucking job

>>109825661
8 years in devops and I don't make that because I was born in the wrong land mass

>>109827589
Typing by hand is basically useless now, unless you need to do very specific things outside webshit maybe

>>109827589
just google like normal? The answer is always a combination of various stackoverflow posts or just search gist/github.

>>109829551
Google absolutely doesn't work anymore. It's even worse than 2 years ago now. I think it's unironically because gemini is such garbage that they were forced to cripple search even more, not realizing this actually affected gemini, too.

>>109827589
You have to Just Dew It (tm). It will come back quickly, it's like riding a bycicle.

>>109829556
what are you searching thats not showing up on google? Just use a different search engine instead.

>>109829576
Yandex is the only one that sometimes turn out things, but it's still pretty bad.
>what are you searching thats[sic] not showing up on google?
Basically pretty much anything at all I look for, it's all ai-generated crapticles and then next page "oops there are no more results". Even for topics that used to have plenty of hits a few years ago from legit sources.

> everyone tells me to make a linkedin
> you will get a invite within weeks they claim
> 3 months pass
> fucking nothing
> research companies and apply there
> 2 replies in 1 month
silly shit like that is why I dislike wagies. Also all these online job board search agents fucking suck they are retarded and only works for average people not people with niche skills.

>>109829612
Linkedin prioritizes your profile based on breakpoints in how many connections you have. You need over 1000 connections to have good visibility. There is a distinct breakpoint at 100 connections.
Also, the job market has been for absolute ages about sending 10 applications a day for 3 months to get a couple bites at most.

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>>109820942
Get me a job in IT please

>>109829728
>the job market has been for absolute ages about sending 10 applications a day for 3 months
to what fucking jobs anon

>>109829929
Seriously, I can't find any networking jobs