>be me, linuxfag>parents kick me out so I start looking for a job>poor, it's full of third worlders where I live>that means every job around requires WhatsApp>guess I will have to get a smarphone now>get the cheapest iPhone because it's le standard>also I don't have time to waste looking for a android that doesnt come full of adware>whatever>install whatsapp on it>humilationritual.jpg>get the job>it's a bullshit job, I do little to nothing>might as well try to make something useful out of this toy>I start judging a smartphone seriously for the first time>impressive.png>this crap is actually useful>I literally have a flashlight, calculator, recorder, camera, binoculars, and ofc a phone all in one right in my pocket>also a calendar with every year in it, clock with multiple functions, even a fleshlight if create a custom vibration>thisisthefuture.png>now I understand proprietary cucks>I turn off animations and other useless gimmicks>set a solid color background>uninstall useless apps>finally feels less like a toy and more like a phone>maybeiwaswrong.png>open Photos app>lots of photos I took many years ago>photos of very young me>omfgholyfuckingshit.png>almost shit my pants thinking the glowies got me>the fear turns into anger as I realise it was me in the photos>turns out my first iphone I had more than a ago uploaded everything I ever had in the Photos app to iCloud>they were there for more than a decade>fuckthisshit.jpg>icantbelievetheydidthis.png>delete everything, close my account and turn the thing into dust with a hammer>lost the job but kept my dignityI will never touch proprietary spyware again, smartphones especially are made by the devil himselfthanks old me, I swear I will get a job that doesn't require WhatsAppthanks old me, should ha
>>109803064>whatsappAnything wrong? Saaar? Why do not you want to use whatsapp saar?
>>109803064You sound like a faggot. Buy some rope and find a high crossbeam
>>109803064>dumbass forgot he uploaded pictures himself>"the devil did this"dont forget to vote!
tl;dr:>"Show me the files I uploaded to my cloud service">Here are the files you uploaded to your cloud service>"Oh my god..."
>>109803353Sound? OP said a custom vibration is equivalent to a fleshlight, they're out and proud
>>109803409>>109803412bots
>>109803064>>delete everythinglollmao even
>>109803064phone literally gave you a chance to look at and save memories from your childhood you forgot you add>deletes them at sightlmao
>>delete everything, close my account and turn the thing into dust with a hammer>>lost the job but kept my dignityconsider seeking psychiatric health stupid amerimutt, i would brutally murder you IRL and send the aftermath to your mother via iMessage for complaing about doing nothing at your job with american salaries
>>109803737>i would brutally murder you IRL and send the aftermath to your mother>for complaing about doing nothing at your jobspoke like a true third worlderdo you use whatsapp too, saar?
>>109803687anon... I...
>>109803827no i use imessage with icloud on
>>109803581Ladies, keep those nude photos and upload them so everyone can see. Now you might be thinking 'why would I do that?' Because when you're old, you'll be kicking yourself and asking yourself why you deleted them. No one will believe you were hot when you're old, grey and wrinkled, so ladies save those nude photos, upload them so people can remember how hot you were. Show your grandkids how hot you were, don't let them forget. So thank you Apple for encouraging those women to remind the world that they were hot once.
>>109803565fish have more self-awareness than (You)
>>109803886>i use imessage with icloud onthats the only way to use it dumbasscongrats for instantly outing yourself as a jeet
>>109803064your parents did a great job, praise kek
>>109803409>>109803412that shit is not opt-in, I didn’t upload anything>>109803581yeah but that’s all that crap allows me to doit’s dust now so whatever, it’s not like I can delete them from someone else’s computerall I can do is accept that they are now just goon material for the epstein gang>>109803737I won’t sell my soul for money buddy>>109807861well I won’t touch proprietary crap ever again so I guess you’re right
>>109808882they hate to see a Man freed from the beast system
got my first phone at 29. used it to take some pics of my half soft dick during unsuccessful jerking sessions. broke it throwing it at the wall a few months later in a rage fit
