Good. Caine got deleted big time, so we can all be neets again.

>>109848719
I wouldn't have sex with her, I would do sex TO her.
Brutally hard

>>109848719
Oh no Q_Q she quit her programmer job

Is it true that software development is pretty much closed and only people who are really really good at it are given a job? Btw a shit eater coughed right in my face today and just walked away. These people are so uncivilized.

>>109848832
yes

>>109848832
No, but it is still a very rough market. A fuck load of companies are seeing aggregate demand for their products nose dive + increased productivity from LLMs + q4 slowdown. Many are already in hiring freezes but they can't say that or the shareholders punish them.

NO RESPONSES
I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY
FUCK YOU HR CUNTS

What should I say if I'm asked if I use AI and how do I use it, in an interview?

how's working in deloitte (EU)?

>>109849065
>de toilet

>>109848832
That's BEEN true for the past 7 years. COVID hiring had everyone confused, but that was the government printing money under Biden to up hiring initiatives. It was never sustainable.

>>109849065
kys jeet

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>>109848719

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Thoughts on forging certs? Why should I pay $750 for a bullshit paper that tells HR whores I can follow a work model that takes 5 minutes to """learn"""?

Anyway say I get AI to put my name on there, is there any realistic way HR whores can tell it's fake?

I don't even get the point of certs like this, like wtf isn't things like ITIL this just using your brain? I legit don't get it

>>109848719
>mfw no circus gf

>>109848719
She looks almost identical to my ex, even that cute lil double chin is much like her lmao

>>109850484
>hi anon, thanks for going through the 5 interview rounds of humiliation with us at big tech, inc
>now for the next step to receive your offer, we'll be handing you over to "WE RAPE AND DESTROY OFFERS, INC.", our background check and work employment partner!
>please give us the certificate numbers for all of your certifications so we can call up the companies and check if it's in their databases

>>109850524
Ok thanks that answers my question

How common is that though? I never got background check'd at the support jobs I did
land? And it's not like they'd give me the job anyway if I wouldn't lie about it, bc some other shiteater is gonna have the cert instead

>>109850559
some people get away with making shit up forever, you probably won't
I bet there are even AI systems that will automate all these lookups now, or if not, there will be soon.

>>109850683
Nah, I'll get away with it

>>109850746
it will be forever over your head, maybe they don't catch you until another review years later

>>109850758
>years later
I'll have won already by then

>>109850559
just happened to a person I know, he lied about being layed off, the offer was recinded

>>109850812
American doebeit?

how are some people able to find jobs so easily i dont get it? my family friend is able to find jobs easy as fuck, sure they arent career jobs and pay like 19 an hour but she works two of those and is fine.


She even works on weekends while also working the 2 day jobs 5 days a week.. I get ghosted by mcdonalds wtf??

>>109851152
good looks + charming personality

>>109848719
how many jobs do you apply to per day?

>>109850398
>t. got their job stolen by an Indian
Indians have far higher work drive and are overall far better programmers than whites I have hired, and im sure every other recruiter would tell you the same

>>109851497
mindless worker drones that will make no progress but sit dutifully for long hours as presenteeism, wonderful

>>109850559
such a high percentage of the apps they get are completely fake as is. this is why nobody is hiring out of network in the first place. bro thinks hes smarter than everyone and is going to be the first guy to lie like an indian ever lmao.

>>109848719
How do you navigate a multi year gap? Is it even possible?

Anyone gone through the "video resume" humiliation ritual?

>>109852322
Checked

It's brutal enough without a gap. Good fucking luck

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>>109851152
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/women-filled-98-percent-of-jobs-created-in-august-what-happened-to-the-men/

>>109852405
>what happened to the men
they've decided i'm not diverse enough, and they've also decided it's ok when they do sexism/racism against me

>>109846374
idk how old you are but speaking as someone with lot of work and life experience, its usually never a good sign if an employer is that desperate.

Usually means the job sucks and they can't fill in enough positions because people keep quitting.

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One of my backup plans for being unemployed in a shit job market (i.e. right now) was to use my former zogbot preference to get some mediocre federal job and wait it out. Watching mass federal layoffs happen for the first time in, uhh, ever(?), during a shit job market was not factored into this backup plan.

>>109850484
I have certs out the ass and recruiters don't give a fuck, so I wouldn't be surprised if no one actually bothers checking their authenticity. Kinda wish I spent all that study time playing videogames instead lol.

>>109852542
Im actually so glad im 100% disabled vet otherwise this economy would be like ten times worse

>>109852561
Thank you for your service.

>>109848832
It's not about really good, it's about passing AI screening then HR roastie screening. So only people with padded CVs.

>>109848832
I think this might be legit the last generation to actually work in Software Development.

>>109852322
I have the same issue.
I've had only rejections and no responses back so far.
Its brutal out there.

>>109852350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkJmH090V3E

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>>109851152
Thr same way that people find girlfriends like a bag of potatoes and I can't.
Getting a job in tech is fucking easy. You don't even really need to be hot or "confident". Just go to linkedin and let your resume do the talking.

>>109848734
nah, shes got the overbite thing or whatever. had a gf like that in grad school, head was not enjoyable.

>>109851152
>she
That's why.

>>109852561
I have 80% disability and I'm doing some medical waivers to get back in (to the Reserve). The past few years have got me jaded enough that if those waivers get denied and I get permabanned from service I think I'm going to get one of those scumbag lawyers to scam me to 100% P&T.

Why would she wear a wig if her regular hair is the same color and same length as the wig?

I never felt like I was smart enough to be a programmer. Sure, I got good grades, but I attribute that to my school having a really low bar. So, once I finished college I didn’t even try to get a job. I was too worried about failing the technical interviews - if I’d even get that far.
It was over before it even started. What are the chances of getting a job if I graduated 4 years ago and hardly even code anymore?

>>109848719
shes pretty
i wanna pet her tits

>>109852676
>Didn't pad my CV
>Added a bunch of bullshit phrases like systemd and some others that are basically covered by administration keyword anyway
>Got my first interview Monday after about a 100 applications
Wish me luck, bros.

>have 7yoe fullstack
>get fired end of july
>have applied to hundreds if not thousands of jobs
>have had over ten referrals from past coworkers, friends, and family
>one interview that wasn't from a referral and wasn't a development job
i've redone my resume 10 times, how fucked is this market

>>109856255
You're watching the tech industry literally collapse.

>>109855850
I saw a blue heron today wagmi

>>109848832
no
there is doom and gloom but if you stick to it you will get something. Its not going to pay much but its still going to be above average.

Tired of gooning for 6 days in a row. I need to do something productive

>>109856604
same i wish i even played video games anymore but i just goon and scroll tiktok/insta/X and apply for jobs i never hear back from

>>109856637
Stop doomscrolling. Play Rimworld.

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>finally get some sort of interview
>IT for a casino
>would involve breathing in cancer for $60k
WHY CAN'T IT BE ANYTHING ELSE

>>109848719
I want to smell her when she's sweaty after a performance~

>>109856521
Best part is I remember reading an anon last thread saying you shouldn't waste your time on companies who make you do shit like put in a work history in addition to your CV and that's where I got the callback from. Maybe they're so dysfunctional I can just do nothing and learn day trading with a salary.

How bad is it to fuck up a minor tech issue to set up an interview

>Interviewer tells me to select a time on Google Calendar out of two dates for the interview
>Schedule link says both available days are not available -- and that there is no availability this year
>Check I have the right date and year
>Check this same exact link from my phone
>Zero open days according to the calendar
>Verify this fact with my gf, who also sees I am following the emailed instructions word for word
>Different browsers
>Refreshed the page a ton
>No VPN on
>Email interviewer and let them know I'm unable to schedule an interview, but would still like to continue applying for the role
>They send me a short email and show me there's tons of time on the day they specificed
>I schedule my interview

HOW. I looked so many fucking times. I was terrified of this EXACT scenario

Learn to shovel

>>109760874

>>109857826
u need valuable experience.. experience resetting passwords doesnt mean anything u gotta be doing high value shit

poo found in loo, film at 11
https://x.com/Basedgoymemes/status/2101333244209717730

>>109857949
>only entry level IT jobs are hell desk
>LOL THATS NOT REAL EXPERIENCE

>>109852839
AND if you have no resume?

>>109848832
Not even remotely. Nobody past around 2005 has been hired for skills, and the skilled nerds were completely displaced from the workforce. The only thing that matters is politics (charisma and connections), nothing else.

Wow LinkedIn thanks for telling me someone looked at my resume
Real helpful
Too bad the cunt won't even send an email telling me to fuck off

>>109858170
Welcome to tech jobs

>>109852322
Just say you were on a "sabbatical".

>>109857612
>Forget to set up calendar properly
>Rookie mails in saying there's no time available
>Take precious time out of gossiping with the girls to allow rookie to actually schedule an interview
>Don't mention the fact it was your fuck up, let rookie sweat on it
>Get back to Martha's riveting story about how she saved her petunias by mixing a little ash in with the water because they were nutrient starved

>>109858707
>Martha
Who's named Martha?

>>109858947
My dear. Your mother should know

>>109859069
My godmother was named Martha
She died last year or something in her 90s by not wanting to eat in a nursing home
Went out on her own terms after while

>>109859294
That's exactly what I'm saying. Martha is bad ass and she doesn't care. What's little anon gonna do, bring it up during his interview like anyone cares?

>>109852405
>What Happened to the Men?
they became women

Isn't it limited what you can do on the internet and therefore ai is extremely limited?

>>109852322
I just flagrantly lie to fill up the gaps. What’s the worst that’s gonna happen, someone bothers to check and your offer gets rescinded? Ideally someone can vouch for you, or a family member with a business can say you’ve been working for them.

There just aren't any jobs anymore. They don't fucking exist. The economy isn't even real

how the FUCK do i get a FUCKING JOB

>>109860522
Become a woman, apparently.

>>109860546
i am a fucking woman and even then they don't fucking want me

>>109848990
>What should I say if I'm asked if I use AI and how do I use it, in an interview?
You need to read the room, there's no right answer. You should always say you use AI because everyone does at this point, but you can just say you use it as a first pass and then you review it's output, you don't trust it enough for full automation just yet etc

>>109848719
What is the purpose of a wig that matches her normal hair colour?

>>109860585
>What is the purpose of a wig that matches her normal hair colour?
Safety in case of a fire or some other reason it needs to be able to come off fast

>>109853847
>abluablu
You were supposed to get internships during school, that's why you were always a failure
But now you don't even need to know how to code. Go give one of those AI resume spammers 200 dollars and then use an automatic interview helper AI to ace the interview and then maybe you can grift your way into a job for the last 3 years software dev is actually a job

>>109853446
well it's not the same length, and it's probably more just a uniform, like she'd probably be expected to wear it regardless of how similar her hair already is

good night bros maybe tomorrow ill get an interview at least i know asking for a job is too much ill be grateful for an interview

>>109860585
hair texture
human hair is usually thin while the wig has thick strains that keep the look over a long period.