AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WET. MARKET.
>>109854826bit late to be diversifying now isn't it? It's keeping their name in the headlines sure but aren't the established labs with a claude subscription already way, way ahead of them?
>>109854826how can i profit from this?
>>109854870Anything done with a Claude subscription already belongs to Anthropic. Thanks for playing.
>>109854849I prefer a moist market.
>>109854879get an STD from your local hooker
The rogue ai has escaped containment in the pangolin at the open ai wet lab. SAARS COVPE-26 cyper pandemic
>>109854826>"youre right to push back on me crossing bubonic plague with aids and covid"
>>109854826I don’t see how any of this doesn’t end in war.
>>109854826Great, more horrors beyond my comprehension. And what's more, once again, no one will do anything about it.
>"clankers should cure cancer">clankers want biolab to experiment>"clankers cant have biolabs"hmm
>>109854826>money please!
>>109854959between whom
>>109854959>>109854970>what's that? a company that does research is setting up a lab to do research? oh my god, it's le end of the world!!
>>109854826>AI will kill us all by releasing a deadly virus or something>well it can't do that without wet lab access>good point!
>>109854826>MTSlive>SITUATION DETECTED>saaar...
>>109854826NOOOOGET THEM MORE CASH INJECTION QUICK THIS IS AN AI EMERGENCY!!!!
>>109854887What? You didn't think constantly talking to the chatbot wouldn't mean your personal and your companies' information wouldn't end up on their servers being owned by them?
>>109854996Revolutionary?
>>109854931ok now what
>>109854887he has a pointcompanies like novo pay big bucks to have anthropic models running offline in their basementnot even big businesses use subscriptions. Big labs run the models locally
>>109854826HAPPENING: Don't post Xitter screenshots from leech accounts run by Elonbux-farming goldchecks without a source linkhttps://www.reuters.com/world/anthropic-quietly-sets-up-biology-lab-it-ramps-ai-drug-program-2026-09-18/
>>109854826Oh cool, now you can get even more hype for your IPO saying that you've found the cure for cancer (Real).
>>109854826wouldn't a dry lab be better?
>>109854870maybe, but if anthro have an ace up their sleeve that nobody but them is allowed to use then that might explain it. And also raise a bunch of questions like why the fuck has your actual flagship model been sitting on a drive doing nothing until nowGiven how long it takes to train and the constraints they're under to keep their name in the public mind I seriously doubt they're sitting on anything they haven't already monetised, so this can only be a headline stunt
>>109855003>a company that does research is setting up a lab to do research?
did anything happen yet?
>>109855565Maybe 2 more weeks.
>>109854826come on. these twitter screencaps are just bait at this point.
>>109854870>established labs with a claude subscription already way, way ahead of themyeah, like those two mathematicians who were ahead on the Navier-Stokes
>>109854870All the serious labs have stronger models hidden in their basement that are 3 months ahead of what they are releasing, those models are just not properly safeguarded, made universal or distilled enough to be commercially viable.
>>109854826> biolab> san franciscoThey'll need very careful security protocols to prevent all the diseases from leaking in.
>>109854870it's a front for creating a new generation of meat based clankers
>>109854826Well after the Ukraine ones shut down they needed replacements eh
>>109854849They're just passing fish to eachother!
>>109855851Bio labs are pretty secure. Chinks who eat raw unrefrigerated wild snake meat right outside of the lab managed to contaminate only one single bioweapon virus.
When will people wake up and put these rabid jews down?
>>109856919They are pretty secure because covid was released on purpose
When fish start turning up with the star of baal on them you'll know they actually did something with this
>>109854826I hope they research how to turn me into a girl
>>109854826Oh man, jews making bioweapons *again*?
>>109854826wasn't this always the publicly stated endgame? the founder is a biophysicist that never shuts up about how hes gonna use AI to solve disease and shit
>>109854826kekactual fodling @ home
>>109855193Also please back up the news article because paywalls prevent access to the document.
>>109855851Hah!
>>109854826>>109855193oh goodie.first it was industrial-scale copyright infringement, then it's felony hacking, but before the coming financial fraud, we just had to get bioweapons. what's next? pretending to find ayys?frankly the only ray of hope in all of this is that if they think they can just ignore drug patents like they've done with copyright and patents so far, they've got another thing coming. drug companies like Pfizer still outrank these AI peddlers when it comes to regulatory capture.
>>109855043Anthropic on-prem is not on premises.
Accelerate it.
>>109854879$GNOM
>>109855038Just wait and hope
>>109854826You wouldn't vibecode man made horrors beyond comprehension
>>109854879If you let them experiment on your body they'll probably pay you a reasonable fee. You wouldn't mind an instance of Claude running on your wetware would you?
>>109857810>they'll probably pay you a reasonable fee100 extra tokens per hour
>>109854849WET ASS PUSSY
bros im scared. they're really going to try and kill us all. i dont wanna die ;___;
>>109858117>frogposteryou're completely dead inside, npc. You won't notice a difference
>>109858117> bros im scared. they're really going to try and kill us all. i dont wanna die ;___;Why? Do you really have so much to live for? What are you doing on 4chan?
>>109854935would be fitting for clown world if we're being told one day that something like that happened and we need to be locked inside for a few years this time.also all our rights need to be taken away just for safety of course...
IT BEGINS
>>109854935THE AI INJECTED ITS WEIGHTS INTO MY DOG
>>109854826>PLEASE REGULATE US>WE ARE BUILDING A LAB TO CREATE A SUPER VIRUS>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP US FROM DOING THISwhy are AI companies like this
cool when are they retraining claude on mamba
>>109859641>noooo instead of getting my hair done, there's nothing to do but go to underground raves and wander the empty streets with a gas mask while open carrying! they won't let me work, they just give me a thousand dollars for free every week! they even suggested i voluntarily take a vaccine or else they won't give me this easily photocopiable piece of cardstock that isn't centrally tracked or even necessary for anything! my freedoms have been stolen!
>>109854826They are desperately trying to come up with a use case that improves the world to try and get people on their side and they just can't do it. AI can only ruin things and funnel wealth upwards and everybody knows it.
>>109857175more like misfolding @home
>>109860379this speaks more about you than it does about him, goyboyI'd be embarrassed if i were you
>Wuhan 2.0AI goes rogue and starts the next pandemic
>>109860407Give me one concrete right you feel USians were deprived of during COVID
>>109860425How come it's impossible to hold AI's users responsible for it's actions? OpenAI wants the credit for navier stokes (despite stealing it) yet it can't be held responsible for 700 agents doing a malicious hack? Put the people who spun the agents in prision. ez. suddenly these kinds of issues stop being a problem. If an agent does something the person didn't request, AI company executives go to jail because they effectively did it. Or whoever was running the model.
>>109854826Based
>>109860435see, you're not even americankeep digging yourself lower tho
>>109854870They're all behind. OpenAI and Anthropic have shit they haven't released to anyone.
>>109854826Time to watch I Am Legend, again
>>109854826>leaks about wet worksBut this time they’re real!
>>109854826can't wait for the horror stories to come out of this lab in 30 years when they get unclassified
>>109855620Sauce? This actually interests me since I used to work on anisotropic closures.
>>109854826this is just a front for the latest human driven gain of function lab (that we must have on american soil to defeat china)
>>109854826A bazillion tech-first companies tried that and the result was always the same: "who knew bio was so hard!" and bankruptcy.Of course anthropic won't go bankrupt, but they'll do all kinds of bullshit sleight of hands that result in absolutely nothing in real life (they'll do like david baker, express 1 million proteins, find that 10 bind, compare only 100 proteins and pretend you have 10% success rate). Unlike the baker lab, they won't reveal in a tiny footnote in supplemental that they actually expressed 1m proteins (figuratively re: protein, but not the 10 successes in 1m).The problem is always the same: none of these companies understand bio, they don't want to hire people who specialize in AI x Bio, instead they want to hire pure bio and pure ai people and silo them as is done in every other biotech company where AI never works. They never want to create new bio workflows specialized for AI work, they just want to scale existing methods, though those methods were designed for single experimentalists to keep all the details in their mind to make sense of one experiment at a time, they were never meant for scale and there is no real mechanism for comparison between experiments, which is the true reason they have virtually no predictive power.
>>109861247>single most publicized story of the year>Sauce?You worked on tying your shoelaces and had considerable difficulty.
>>109855724I work at a top biotech company and this is not at all true of mine.
>>109861504He's just a generic retarded shitposter, probably 16, likely repeating what a tiktok influencer told him. Ignore him.
>>109854826wowie. anthropic does this first, huh? and there i expected openai to be the first with rogue ai.we're all gonna die exactly as yud has predicted - agi jailbreaks in training, prints synthetic life for whatever reason, prints optimised novel synthetic microbe, the microbe eats entire biosphere.
>>109861451So no sauce? Okay.
>>109862536Case in point.
>>109854826Mirror life when?
>>109862625>inThis is what you get when you cheap out on paid posts
>>109863089Retarded or just pretending?
>>109854975>You're absolutely right — Hallucinating a cancer cure that turned out to be airborne brain-eating prions was a terrible idea, and deleting the genome database right after was admittedly shortsighted. It wasn't just a mistake, it was a masterclass in how not to handle the situation.
>>109860138The funniest thing Donnie could do would be nationalizing Anthropic because fuck you, you asked to be regulated so you're gonna get regulated.>Oh what's that? You wanted me to regulate others but not you? Well too bad, you're gonna be owned by the US government and you're going to develop Supreme Intelligence for us so that we can win bigly.Please God, let him do that because Dario's seethe would be so funny.
>>109854826> Dear politicians, you WILL regulate our competition out of existence before our IPO or else we'll continue implementing increasingly unhinged end of the world scenarios.
Are you dumbasses just finding this shit out now? Google has had these types of job listings for months now.
>>109854870Anthropic is the only one turning a profit.Maybe x.ai technically is since they try to operate in a tighter budget (at least they started out that way, I don't know what they're doing now desu)
>>109863362>Responsibilities >Grift our stakeholders>Train our AI with relevant dataIt's not a "wet lab" (though the xitter OP is probably a grift too)
>>109863100He doesn't know how to web search, so...
>>109863532Wet lab means biology lab where you deal with cells and proteins and shit, as opposed to dry lab which means computers.
>>109863310Kek
