Is it gay for a man to own a Roomba? I need something to clean the floor while I'm at work, but I don't want people thinking I'm some kind of metro.
>>109872336YesPrepare your anus
>>109872336don't worry, if they're entering your house they will already know from everything else
>>109872336What would be the harm in them knowing? You would already own a roomba, just go all the way and fuck men
I have a different model, Ecovacs, but it's one of the best investments I ever made.
did someone say vax
get a chinese brand.
>>109872336I think it's more gay to not.What you vacuum and mop your own floors like a woman? Do you put on a little maid outfit while you do it you little sissy faggot?
>>109872336Not if you put a maid outfit on it and have sex with it at least once
I'd get one but there's too many stairs in my house (seriously this thing is like an escher design, every room is on a slightly different level)
>>109872336Get a Valetudo supported robot>https://valetudo.cloud/pages/general/supported-robots/Roomba sadly isn't on the list, so you'll be relying on chinkware.
>>109872336YesUse a woman instead
>>109872873>Do you put on a little maid outfit while you do it you little sissy faggot?Not him, but I wish some cute and feminine boy did house chores with only an apron on him.
>>109872336Had to get mine serviced, mainboard and replaced. I cannot even start to explain how hard I missed this. It takes so much more time to clean without Waldorf (I named it, I also put googly eyes on it)
>>109873404*and battery*
>>109872873>>109873394
>>109872336>can't use one of those because cable management is years overduenothing gay in having a robot do the work
>>109872336yes it's pretty gayalso don't understand these shits, it wouldn't even do much for me. I'd rather vacuum 5 minutes every weekend wtf it's simple.
>>109873486Would
>>109872336It'd pretty gay to avoid bodily work, there's no way around it
>>109872349Ok, i did. Now what?
>>109873486oh my
>>109876034Go to this thread where everyone is a gay>>109840715
>>109876116El Furro is clearly heterosexual. No one has titties for his wallpaper as much as him.
>>109872336It is but only because roombas are overpriced
>>109872336imo the gayest thing is asking people on a message board for permission to do something that you want to do. for what its worth i consider you a faggot
>>109873312yea i despise being surveilled by my vacuum cleaner and this is why i decided not to connect it on the internet. but good to know that someone tackled the problem
>>109872336get a robocock though, not a roomba
>>109872336No, but they cataloged everything in your home and have your nudes if you've ever been naked in front of it..
Kinda this,>>109873312> Get a Valetudo supported robotHowever, valetudo is developed by one, single, German hardcore autist why appears one meltdown away from pushing malware with the next update, also, you need a custom firmware that needs to be handweaven by another autist for every single vac, so it’s all very weird. Apparently, if it works, it works really well, but I don’t trust them. I also don’t trust the manufacturers, so I guess my house will stay bot free. Or is there a FOSS project with only the expected level of autism I’m not aware of?
>>109872336I have a Roomba, i like it
>>109878600Valetudo is the expected level of autism for a project like this.
>>109878600> However, valetudo is developed by one, single, German hardcore autist why appears one meltdown away from pushing malware with the next updateYou do realize that pushing malware would primarily harm the people I actually like, right?I think I know where you're coming from though, but usually, you get these meltdowns, because those hardcore autists worked themselves into burnout for people that don't respect them, and then they eventually (understandably) retaliate.To fix that, I've frontloaded the friction and filtering, so that such a scenario is orders of magnitude less likely to happen.Not impossible though, so good to stay on your toes :)
>>109872336only a closet faggot would ask such a retarded question
>>109874959>vacuum every weekendpeople actually do that? jfc
>>109872336A good robot vacuum is unironically the best thing ever. Don't listen to anybody else anons. 3 months ago I got the xiaomi robot vacuum x20+ (it has no camera or mic, only lidar) and that thing works so fucking well, it vacuums and mops perfectly. No crumbs left anywhere, no stains, nothing. I'm gonna buy one for my sister and one for my parents this christmas because it's such a huge time saver.
>>109882340Wow, so angry. You’re definitely a homosexual.
>>109873486Bro you can't post such lewd pics on this board.
What are some good robo vacuums if i just want to sweep dust off the floor?
>>109872336>giving a single fuck what some cunt is gonna think because you own a floor cleaning robotbrother why
>>109872336I posit that it's actually less gay than owning a vac. It means you have to do less housework (which is for women) and it is a sign of a man who respects his own time (only men do this)
Which is the least spy on you brand of these? We got hard flooring put in and now these are an option.
>>109883066I have a dog, could vacuum dailyonce a week is bare minimum as I have guests overI'll be buying a robovac this month, and possibly a better normal vacuum (top of the line miele) later on to replace my ancient philips that has terrible exhaust filters
it's gay for a man to be overly concerned about whether what he has or does is considered "gay".it's a fucking vacuum cleaner, not a dildo
>>109872336That depends, are you going to shove it up your ass?
No dude. These things are fucking great. Everyone needs one. Just be careful buying anything from Shenzen. It's good but the app wanted my modem password. It was probably gonna send all my network data back to China.
>>109872336vacuuming at all is gay
