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>sitting and doing stuff
>a girl "oh that's cool what is it, windows?!"
>tell her it's hyperland with caelestia cli and shell, and show her some keyboard tricks i customized and other few things
>few minutes later, "anon, are you autistic?!"
Reeeeeeeee bros wth i was supposed to say?!!! It's over
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what about "yes"?
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>>109882173
She was teasing you, anon. If she was talking to you it's because she found you somewhat cute to engage with you.
Some girls like autistic guys when show their special interests. Just play unto her tease or tease her back next time. But don't say anything rude.
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>>109882173
>>109882211
This anon. You were clearly meant to politely ask her for a pantie whiff and you blew it like a numbskull
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>>109882173
You were supposed to say "maybe, probably" and laugh it off
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>>109882173
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>>109882173
youre skipping a few parts
>sitting and doing stuff
>a girl "oh that's cool what is it, windows?!"
>tell her it's hyperland
>she looks surprised
>with caelestia cli and shell
>now you got her attention, she starts touching her neck and shoulder
>propose to show her some keyboard tricks
>she shits next to you, asscheek against asscheek

>anon starts to explain his stuff
>she keeps nodding and looking at anon lips, even bites hers while anon looks
>still rubbing her neck
>anon tries to focus on explaining, temperature definitely seems to have risen

>real men install gentoo
>hoes are temporary, btrfs is eternal

>girl sits there for the next 5 minutes while anon does linux 101 like a pro
>she goes "thanks anon", and goes sitting at the opposite side of the table again
>uncomfortable 2 minutes of silence

>>anon, are you autistic?

and thats the full story, isnt it?
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>>109882173
x)

Next time hand over all your money!
You save yourself a loot of Pain!

x)
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>I'm as autistic as you are hot
Then give her the eggs
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>>109882173
you should have told her "no i just fell for the memes when choosing my desktop"
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>>109882267
>>she shits next to you, asscheek against asscheek
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>>109882173
Play it off as a joke. Something like 'Oh is it that obvious?' while seeming flustered
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>>109882173
>Nah, see I’m blessed with the best of both worlds: I’ve got autistic interest in cool shit but I can still make a girl laugh *make a dumb face for a second then smile w/ eye contact*
There you go fresh from the LARP vault
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>>109882720
both were durgasoft students
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>>109882267
>btrfs is eternal
Damn right it is.
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>>109882211
You hear that, OP?
You're a special boy, with special interests.
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>>109882267
>btrfs is eternal
btrfs is trash because reiser had family problems, bcachefs is by a man who thinks the clanker is his daughter which will keep him out of jail
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>>109882173
you're supposed to say: no, I don't have autism. I'm just really passionate about GNU/Linux. I can tell you more, or show you more at my place.
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>>109882173
You should have used dwm instead like a real pussy getter
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>>109882173
>sitting and doing stuff
>a girl
fakecel poser
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>>109883557
You are the fakecel.
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>>109882173
you were supposed to say yes



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