AI solved Biology
>>109892145>humans thinking we "solve" thingsnature wasn't broken, anon.
>>109892145> precise function and utility is not yet cleark, keep me posted
>>109892145>breaking news, huge discovery, it's going to literally change everything>the function, utility, and significance of this discovery are unclear
>>109892145LUDDITES IN TOTAL SHAMBLES!!!
>>109892174I think I'm going to...seethe.
>>109892172Apparently perfect human cloning is achievable with this machine
> openai retorts by unveiling a machine that makes orange juice 1% more orange
>>109892145>cloud read through the pirated library we downloaded
>>109892145>could represent>not yet clear
>>109892145E=MC^2+AI
>>109892145Another win for AI
>>109892145why don't they ask their god machine how to make cheap ram abundant again or to make gpus affordable or to fix the collapse of the global economy at the hands of nazi israel?
>>109892242They are. Elon musk is building his own chip and own foundry with the help of ai
the last time these people had a hot new biotech product for the world it was the 100% efficacy covid-19 vaccine. then it was 90% efficacy, then it was 80% efficacy, then you had to get special permission from a doctor to get it.
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maybe the new crispr will work as well as the time they used ai to bomb a girl's school in iran? that was a hot look
>>109892145he did?
>Every day revolutionary news about AI>And yet every day feels the same
>>109892299If you want, you can share your address here and I will go there to kill you. Your family won't be harmed. This excitement should help with the emptiness you feel. I'm not that strong so you can probably beat the shit out of me. You'd have a great story to tell. Since I'm an intruder I guess you can also shoot me and enjoy the pleasure of killing. Best I can do to is bring a knife.
>>109892145I thought AI couldn’t create anything new? What happened?
Literally the vaguest post of this year lol.>>109892352You posting shit like this when Dario's post basically said nothing about whatever?
>>109892145why hasn't he used it to fix his hairline
>>109892145Post-human enhancement when?
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/anthropic-says-claude-ai-helped-discover-novel-enzyme-system-2026-09-23/>The company noted that while the underlying RT had been identified in previous studies, Claude appeared to be the first to recognize key features of the broader system, including an array of non-coding DNA sequences and an additional protein of unknown function.Nothingburger.
>>10989233488 Yona Hanavi, Tel-Aviv
>>109892145so... they have nothing?
Can AI explain anal stretching for double fisting and why every person should be legally required to have their rights?
>>109892370hey, some cattle are easily impressed
>>109892193Yeah sure, pretty sure it will solve ship of Theseus dillema, enjoy your cuckberg clone
I kneel before the vaguepost king
>>109892145>It's completely useless but...
>2030>AI chads can now freely reassemble their own cellular structure>we can grow wings or gills or regenerate just with our thoughts alone>our cells can learn to adapt to diseases and poisons >2040>AI creates natural language embedding for atomic level rearrangement of matter at a distance>2045>we develop a language for this because natural language is too inefficient>technology literally makes magic possible as we summon fireballs and dragons with enchantments
>>109892145> Biology> solved Pure delusion.
>>109892196>>109892166Is she dead yet? I heard some years ago she overstepped and criticized war effort and almost got sent to Africa.