he did it again.
>>109895711>joyful little devicethis nigga is not human
>>109895711indeed, op sucked penis again
>>109895711How does he do it bros? How does he make stinker after stinker? Does he live in a bubble?
Mite b cool if it's dirt cheap and token are free
>>109895711its kinda cute i think ima get one
>>109895711> tracking and surveillance oupost bot> "joyfull little device"retarded.
>>109895711those glasses are specifically the style they are to hide his lizardman lack of eyebrows
/g/ is the type of board to mock zuck for this but if it had been an anime girl waifu device the hypocrites would be all over it.
>>109895725He's a paid actor, he doesn't come up with anything or believe in anything
>>109895711why is zuck wearing a mumu these days?
>>109895722>Joyful little niggaThis device is not human
>>109895761>but if it had been actually good you would be all over it.yes
>>109895725He's actually retarded, but he got lucky and struck gold with Facebook
>>109895797Which was a proxy for lifelog
>>109895711nice advertising thread you fucking kike
Still no legs
i've been asking for new tamagotchis for a long time. but you need to be able to edit the character freely
>>109895711That Zuck Nigga Stacked AF frfr
>>109895711Did what ? Shitting out garbage nobody cares about ?Yeah, he sure did.
>>109895711He really believes he's Steve jobs. I wonder what steve would have made in this era
>>109895793>tranimeyou need to go back covid tourist
>>109895945Steve stole most of his shit. You know that right?
>>109895711It's gonna have 15 microphones that constantly record everything, isn't it?
>>109895784>little human niggaThis device is not joyful
>>109895761So why wasn't it?
>>109895725I dunno, I think people may actually buy it.>It's cute, and it helps me remember my nail appointments!
>>109895761Is that an option?
>>109896022I thought that was the whole point of it?>Record all your shit 24/7>Send it to Zuck>But it's useful because your AI assistant has access to it as well
>hit a gold vein once>keep shitting on it every once an a while>its still a gold vein
I feel like his biggest issue is everything is so G rated that even the lamest normies don't want this shit.The anon that said it'd sell if you could put big anime tiddy bitches on it or hot girls or hot guys for the ladies or customise it however the fuck you want like non coomers can have a bad ass alien talking to you or a talking kitten or a dog or a money or whatever people want with no restrictions then yeah, it would sell.Instead it's so overly sanitised with no customisability and you only have this bob the builder soulless stuffy bear shit that looks like it would've been popular sitting on a grandmas shelf 200 years ago.Same reason VR chat is popular and metaverse is dead, if someone wants to be a tank in VR so be it, someone wants to be a anime girl fine, uganda knuckles etc, zuck is to busy trying to give people what he thinks normies want without letting his products have any customisation options, that he can't see what people actually want.
>>109896245this, been seeing the pattern for years, it's insane how zuck does not
I remember a famous article about the adware "Gator" named "Gator; The little crocodile who fucks you in the ass."I bet my arm that innocent shit is doing analytic work.
This sounds like whatever OpenAI was doing. He just stole the idea and made it before them.
>>109896245>>109896344 Zuck's psycho rigidity translates into much of what he's working on.He's a control freak; He's the hammer that only sees nails.
>>109895711>AI gadgetinto the trash
>>109895711this retard doesn't know what a mobile phone is, simply epic
>>109895725Tbh, I '**may**' actually want this... it depends on how its implemented, but ive been thinking about how cool it be if tomagochi were remade today with AI and better microcontrollers. Unlike most things that id rather just have an app for it, a tomagotchi needs its own physical device to give it its own "body" or entity like feel. So it inherently demands its own hardware else you miss out
>>109895761/g/ would have also mocked xerox park for inventing the modern UI. I like that zuck still builds new things
You're sucking zuck's dick because he shat a fucking Tamagotchi? Are you cunts on Meta's payroll?
>>109895761No, because there was that anime girl hologram in a box that got mocked and rightfully so because it had hatsune miku on it and when the licensing expired they removed her through a software update
>>109895711>we have a PET at home>>109895725He's surrounded by idiots that never push back on his ideas because he would fire on the spot anyone who makes him feel like he's not the smartest person in the room.Mark Zuckerberg is the embodiment of everything that's wrong with 2010s Silicon Valley culture and programmers who got lucky and believe they're smarter than they really are.
