INTERVIEWED FOR A 4 DAY LONG IT JOB AT A CONVENTION IN DECEMBER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE ONLY INTERVIEW IVE GOTTEN IN MONTHS

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>>109925189

Daily reminder that if you're not an Indian Hindu invader, and not filing discrimination lawsuits every time you get rejected, you're literally leaving free money on the table. Every application you can rejected from should be one lawsuit with a 6 figure settlement.

>>109925209
Nah I'm just gonna ask Claude to make me an CV and then get it to listen in on the meetings to feed me tips. Another 100 applications to get another interview, it's ok.

honestly dude how do i get in holy shit this is impossible

>>109925312
You don't
Should've became a framer

>>109925312
buy X followers and influence and become an ea faggot and post a lot of retarded takes that are overly polite but lean lesswrong-y

>>109925312
I’m thinking of filling out forms with my gender as trans or non binary

>>109925339
>>109925354
>>109925365
i truly believe having a job would bring my will to live back.

>>109925312
consider yourself lucky that you arent invested in this and have to switch careers

>>109925365
that would have been a fresh idea over 10 years ago

>>109925421
>switch careers
to what? im 21 i graduate in a year, ive wasted my life on this shit. every other field ive the least interest on are being taken over too.

>>109925189
would looksmaxxing help get a job

>>109925455
i mean according to their gospel it would yes

>>109925312
AI-engineermax. I was struggling too until I did that.

>>109925449
>ive wasted my life
You have like 40-50 years of productive labor to figure out a pivot. You've wasted nothing. You haven't even started anything.

>>109925455
>>109925459
but thinking about it, if a dev was in charge of hiring he likely would trust and hire the ugly candidate vs the chad.

>>109925455
Women will let you through but in my experience there's always an interview with a guy on the technical side of things who will just roll his eyes at the idea of working with you and just skims through your resume rather than ask relevant questions.

>>109925467
This. Webdev is dead, long live AI Engineering.

>>109925449
According to Anthropic, nurse or electrician. It's where I'd pivot too if CS didn't pan out.

>>109925402
LOL

>>109925402
Every time I've had a job it sapped my will to live and I wanted to die. You were meant to serve and I was meant to live free.
Have you tried volunteering? Yeah it's unpaid but that sounds like your thing.

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>>109925312

Just be an Indian Hindu chad bro. Not my problem. I was in a gang with my friends from back in Uttar Pradesh and 20 years later, one of my friends who moved to America became a hiring manager in Google. He got us all jobs. Sucks to be you!

My 3rd world friend has like a 70k USD salary and goons and plays vidya all day..

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>>109925550
>nurse

That field already has the same problem as CS. The last time I was in the hospital, all the nurses were blacks and poos. It's truly over bros. Just neetmaxx until this jewish system collapses. Every time you pay taxes you help it keep limping on.

Have clankers become good at applying for me? I am not unemployed but feel like would be in years time if I don't change, been 10 years at the same company.

>>109925550
>According to Anthropic
whenever you here this opening line, do the opposite of what follows

>>109925591
i mean you could easily pull all job listings form a set of given sites each day and have ai write unique cover letters and even re-optimize your resume for that particular job and apply yes. if you even have to ask you don't deserve a job

>>109925542
Not just web dev, swe in general is dead. There are no entry level jobs anymore. The ones that do exist are fake and reserved for those with at least a few years of experience. So all recent grads need to pivot to AI.

>>109925586
>Every time you pay taxes you help it keep limping on.
I haven't paid taxes in 5 years so far. It's still limping on though because enough people still pay taxes.

>>109925449
>im 21 i graduate in a year, ive wasted my life on this shit.
lol. you cant be serious.
the stories you hear about how bad the market is arent exaggerated. if i were you i would start to come up with a plan B real fast. or you can become one of these guys that sits around completely idle for multiple years after graduation spamming apply. when you do this be sure to not use any of that time getting training or a degree in anything that is a field that is actually hiring. otherwise, you might actually dig yourself out of the financial hole you brought upon yourself and you dont want that.

>every other field ive the least interest on are being taken over too.

imagine your grandfather or great grandfather who got drafted into combat or worked in a coal mine heard you say some shit like this. "b-but these other fields dont interest me though..." who gives a shit? pick something that will get you a job. or were all of your grandfathers pussies too?

>>109925586
you are a retard. if you are certified to be a nurse its not possible to have issues with employment. "the jewish system" isnt collapsing any time soon and even if it did all you are doing is ensuring you have flat zero chance to survive while you jack off in a basement to wishful apocalyptic thinking.

>>109925209
these can't possibly be real names what is this shit
>Cat Prooth
>Denzil Bilson
>Gerald Gongon
>Sindhuja Lakshminarayanan

>>109925783
>Jonathan Winters
Fucking Jon Snow

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I'm four years out of college. Been offered no CS/IT jobs. Why do people keep telling me to find an internship when internships for non-students don't exist?

>>109925591
Anon only employers are allowed to do that
You have to fill out the fucking Workday boxes you monkey

>>109925466
that's crazy I just realized I have the same laptop and I also got a $200k/yr job with it lol.
I'm going to upgrade soon but that was the last macbook that had the touch bar.

>>109925455
Yes

should i get the AWS deveoper cert?
will it help?

>>109925467
>>109925620
literally what does AI engineer even mean?
like a professional vibecoder or someone who builds AI models?

>>109926504
Yes

>>109926504
it means "ai wrangler" basically and changes depending on the needs at the time

>>109926127
>I'm four years out of college. Been offered no CS/IT jobs. Why do people keep telling me to find an internship when internships for non-students don't exist?
Because if you reject their 'advice' for the bullshit that it is, they feel like they have reason to call you lazy or entitled and tell you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps

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Jeets won't stop cheating leetcode, fuck it may as well as do it myself. What's the best way to cheat leetcode interviews?

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>>109926545
For reference

>>109926526
>>109926533
those two things are very different though
being someone who trains models doesnt require much coding but it requires a ton of knowledge
and literally anyone can be a vibe coder

>>109926545
>check the final rankings
>he got banned
-1000 izzat

>>109925586
How much do these Indian nurses make compared to native Australians?
You couldnt convince me to be a nurse for min wage lol

>>109926504
Look up its job description. It means more than what some will give it credit for, but your job is essentially to automate processes and design and deploy apps. Your job is to know the right tool for the job, and to inspect its outputs to ensure you're connecting it right.

>>109926127
2 yrs out of college and no luck finding any CS/IT work either.
I got ONE offer from Xfinity to be a Field Service Tech which doesn't even require a college degree.

>>109926774
And of course, you're delegating the lower level stuff to AI, but it still helps to know system design so you what you're doing is sound. You think in terms of the solution and communicate it as best you can with the model. Many are not capable of this and use models inefficiently.

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>>109926580
> -1000 izzat
> still gets a six figures cushy job
No point in playing fair anymore.

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I am ready kill myself. Only one I didn't check is fantasizing about being saved because it happened a few times and to put it simply it didn't work each time because of me

>>109926807
>0, 0
yes
>0, 1
no lol not even in the slightest
>0, 2
somewhat
>0, 3
yes
>0, 4
some of the time (shit genetics)
>1, 0
no
>1, 1
no
>1, 2
yes
>1, 3
no
>1, 4
yeah
>2, 0
yes
>2, 1
no
>2, 2
yeah
>2, 3
no
>2, 4
not anymore
>3, 0
id say it was genetics
>3, 1
yes
>3, 2
no
>3, 3
somewhat?
>3, 4
no
>4, 0
no
>4, 1
yes
>4, 2
no
>4, 3
no?
>4, 4
yes

>>109925402
wtf, why

>>109925467
what kind of yuropoor advice is this?

>>109926504
You just baby sit LLM's while it codes and stuff. That's it.

>>109925402
lmfao

Damn it really is over unless your Indian. Guess Ill tradeschool maxxx until this shit sorts itself out but it probably won't.
Wonder If I can retire in Shanghai

>>109925402
Ha, cuck!

>>109926504
The latter, retard.
But in practice it means backend engineer that calls out to openai/anthropic APIs.

>>109926577
People who train models are usually called "deep learning" or "machine learning" engineers, and not AI engineers.

What are the odds I can get software job? I make $700/mo from software I vibecoded. I also have 50,000 downloads across multiple apps.

Is this something employers would care about? I should mention I have no formal education because math was too hard for me in College so I dropped out after a year.

>>109927792
btw once I reach $2000/mo I'm leaving the U.S. and becoming a digital hobo in Mexico.

>>109927792
Your lack of education will instantly disqualify you. Even if you had been linus torvalds himself but with no degree, you'd be screwed.
If it weren't for this then yes, your $700/month revenue from your meme scam app is "very impressive" even for HR.

>>109927885
Damn, that sucks. Aside from my other apps, I also have 500,000 downloads across my game mods.

Oh well, I guess I'll try and escape this rat race on my own. Vibecoding with AI has already ascended me out of abject poverty to earning half of what people do on disability. :/

>>109927915
>I also have 500,000 downloads across my game mods.
If you don't have 50000 slop game mods with 10 downloads each, that would actually move the needle if you were to find a game industry job.

>>109927924
>If you don't have 50000 slop game mods with 10 downloads each
I have 8 mods. I earned $1500 from Nexus for that amount of downloads.

>>109927936
This is a quite OK ratio and would look very very good if looking for a game job yeah.

>>109927957
Ok, I'll try and apply for a few game jobs then. I already work 80 hours a week trying to scale my meme software so I can eat every week because. So I wouldn't mind working in game development since it would likely quadruple my income.

how do i negotiate a wage or contract? I am a neet so I have no experience how to handle this I always let others do the talking.

>>109925312
It took me 4 months to get a job in tech, out of those, 2 had 3 active interviews and I got offers on all of them. I have no degree and only did some basic training online.

All I did was create some small projects, put them in my resume and applied as an intern...

>>109928202
OK pajeet, don't forget to thank your uncle ranjesh for the "job".

>>109928213
What are you even saying

>>109928179
Either give a range of salaries you are comfortable with or just straight up high ball it if they are interested

You guys don't understand how hard life is when you're born with autism to a single mother (growing up in government housing). It's my dream to live in Mexico, earning enough just to live from my software. Perhaps it's not in the cards for people like me to work jobs around normal people. I eat beans, rice, and eggs every single day. I could maybe upgrade to some meats in Mexico.

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>>109925189
>Data Analysis vs Cybersecurity
Which industry is easier to get into?

I need something reliable to aim towards.

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>CISSP CPEs been on the back of my mind for ~three years
>Finally get around to doing them
>ChatGPT and I get through all 120 in an hour and a half
Well I'm glad it turned out to be simple, because this cert is FUCKING WORTHLESS LMAO and I still regret getting memed into wasting two months studying for it

i think today is the day i will kill myself

>>109929886
Wait to hear if I got the job or not or if the bottom feeding trolls messaged my amazing new company and said I was mean when I'm not or something (sometimes I'm a bit autistic but I wouldn't be if I had a good job and also that's their fault probably).

>>109927708
>>109927122
>>109926940
the stress of having a job my be bad but the despair of going every single day without one is worse

>>109928982
oil field

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>resume has about 5 YOE of IT bullshit to work with
>give ai resume to tailor it to job listings
>"NO. I will not assist you with this. You are clearly unqualified as the job listing states" tl;dr
>only listings it will comply with are entry level jeet positions

>>109930723
This is what alignment does to a niggai

what to pair with a ccna now which can broaden my job search?
ill get the others later eventually...
i need help deciding which of the 3 to do first; az104, security+ or rhcsa

macbook pro they gave me for work is worth $4500
jelly?

Anyone have to interview with an AI?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqIYbfF-818

>>109930723
https://youtu.be/eDeEHpnUU_Y?t=8

i feel like throwing up

Lmao at CSfags still living like luddites in the AI era. What jobs are you looking for? There are none, just make your own startup

>>109931918
you will regret taunting us you piece of shit

>>109932301
same
this shit is stressful

anyone here actually unemployed?

I'm already being replaced by chatgpt and im not even working

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I want AI to progress, along with synthetic biological sex bots so I can bring my gay furry erp bf to reality

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>>109933060
Nope, cya losers.

>>109926127
Get an internship

>>109933341
He already graduated. Should go back for a masters and just internshipmaxx, mb drop out when he got enough exp or just finish

>>109926127
Talk to recruiters, they probably have positions but you might have to move a few states away and will be starting at the bottom rung 50k a year but the comfy levels to be attained are incalculable.

The silence is deafening.

>>109933060
does it count if you never worked?

>>109933458
I'm playing Fortnite, bitch. Don't bother me.

>>109930723
tell california claude to fuck off
use an open model instead

>>109933465
yea

>>109933060
I have a dead end job totally unrelated to tech

>>109933471
Damn. Forever unemployed. I respect it.

>>109933860
I make an $700/mo income from my software. Rent is unironically $2. I am fucking trying survive you son of a bitch.

>>109933060
i just quit my retail job because my manager was being a retard and violated my rights.

I've been trying to get into tech now for almost a decade but I'm ready to give up and just take the trade pill. Im going to be almost 35 yrs old training to be an electrician but who cares, this country is fucked any ways im hoping to relocate somewhere less cooked.

How do I get a remote job in an American company at junior level? Shit pays more than senior positions in 2nd worldistan. I can't be bothered with actually doing anything I just want the money.

i havent applied to a job in 2 weeks

its so tiring and pointless help

>>109925189
maybe. you wouldnt be unemployable if you didnt follow alt right incel influencers, ever think about that?

>>109934415
lets see whose laughing when you get laid off. soon management will consider you an inefficiency in the AI loop faggot

I don't wanna die broke and alone.

>>109932632
I don't think I will.

I started working and it's not that fun :(

>>109928286
look up Danny Roddy he's doing that, has a chicken farm with dogs somewhere in Mexico and is probably autistic

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>>109926545

At some point these Indian Hindu invaders are going to force employers to go back to the days of only in person coding on the whiteboard. Except you will have to pay a fee for the interview. They fucking ruin everything their shit covered claws touch.

>>109934871
Damn I was wondering what he does kek

I barely even apply for jobs these days. Sometimes I find a bunch of postings, but never act on them.

>>109934370
You don't, unless you live in india.

>>109927731
She looks absolutely miserable

>>109935378
if the average person is actually submitting hundreds of applications for one job interview then yeah its kind of retarded to participate in such a system

>>109936147
Any better ideas?

I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely need worthwhile advice.

>>109936155
>Any better ideas?
No lol
Ive quitely given up and live with my parents. Just kind of waiting for them to kick the bucket and hope they leave me the house rather than sell it off as a reverse mortgage and if they do that then im killing both of them and then myself.