>be me>no experience>random job takes me anyways>later get an interview with bigger companyShould I tell them I have "experience" at another job to increase my chances of getting hired or would they think im not loyal to companies enough?
What kind of an idiot would turn in the gold bars and only take one?
You mean 10 gold bars
>>109931299Why would you be loyal to a company? Will they be loyal to you?
>>109931331You'll be hearing from my lawyer about the -15 gold bars
>>109931308One who doesnt want to get raped by the IRS?>Mr. Peeters can you please explain in detail what exactly you mean by '50 gold bars just materialized in my backyard'?
>>109931355yeah but how would the recruiters see it?
>>109931367The smart thing is to sell them to shady black market types on then use the cash money for free snacks and other small things for life. The money you save by not buying the snacks with your money will just be saving over time.
>>109931413What if you arent a fat fuck who eats a goldbar worth of goyslop a month?
>>109931367Being afraid of the IRS turns people into babbling retards. You know what happens when you don’t pay the IRS? They write you a letter and say pretty please pay us. I knew a girl whose parents dodged taxes for 20 years and in the end all they had to do was pay it back slowly with low monthly payment.They’re toothless and they rely on fear.
>>109931503Yeah with interest and penalty fees.
>>109931503The response is a little different depending on if it's "you owe this much and haven't paid" vs "we can prove you lied on a regular basis to make it look like you owe less"
>>109931503This starts being not true conveniently when the amount that they think you owe them becomes close to the amount that pays one of their workers (fully loaded) for a year. So at around $200,000 their interest level heightens. This is probably what happened to your friend's parents. The way they make you negotiate is they begin garnishing your paycheck "out of nowhere", and this fucks you up two ways: first, obviously your cash flow greatly diminishes, and second (although in theory it's supposed to be private) word immediately spreads at your employer and you will be watched like a hawk and not be promoted or be given any raises (at best).If this ever happens to anyone reading this, lawyer up, immediately negotiate to get the garnishment removed, and write some vague quasi-apology letter to HR about tax errors you're diligently cleaning up/contesting and sorry for using any of your time during this process. That way at least the whisper campaign can be two sided (for sufficiently advanced taxes, who *hasn't* fucked them up?).Going back to your story, the fact you even knew about it is a huge narrative failure.
>>109931527thats my retarded kids problem LOL
>>109931367The IRS has no jurisdiction in Belgium... though I imagine they have some cuck laws and bullshit somewhere that says plebs cannot acquire wealth too rapidly (or at all).
>>109931917
>>109931721>word immediately spreads at your employer and you will be watched like a hawk and not be promoted or be given any raises (at best).yes literally anyone with payroll audit access in your HR system can view deductions and the garnishments stick out like a sore thumb once you know the codes to look forand then there are downstream systems which have access to your HR system data for other purposes and likely have blanket access because the admins got too lazy to keep approving new access requests, their devs (like me) can also view garnishingspeople dont realize just how widely this data is available. the only industries where it doesnt matter are shit like construction where half the rank and file got out of jail in the last year and have no less than 3 child support orders
>>109931308you summer kid, youhttps://www.reddit.com/r/gamecollecting/comments/68xzxt/starcraft_gold_master_source_code_update/
>>109932421oh right, reddit changed their viewing policieshave this other faggot who did the same thinghttps://web.archive.org/web/20180924071020/https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/5qewph/refurbished_and_old_xbox_development_kit_and_made/
>>109931503>You know what happens when you don’t pay the IRS? They write you a letter and say pretty please pay us.Nice larp, retard. Yeah, they do that at first. But soon after, they just yank the money out of anything they can, which thanks to KYC laws, is everything.Where you get FUCKED is "lying to the government" - that will actually land you in federal prison. "Failure to file" they can't do much about, other than just estimate your taxes (in their favor) and then send you a bill, and then garnish your pay and accounts if you don't pay.it's not your money, it's not your government, the federal reserve is private and the IRS is their collection agency.
>>109931299Realistically, assuming you learned how to smelt gold to be 14k and sold it bit by bit to private owners, how much can you spend without buying pricey things like cars or houses? Maybe a few thousand per month? 20-30k per year and ~500k in 20 years?.1g is 100$ those look at least 1kg, so that's 100k per bar. You don't need more than 10-20 bars.Though ofc I'd have kept them all, unless the gov gave me at least half their value (check before returning obv). I'd rather melt them into a pair of huge tits to use as a pillow than donate them to the fucking gov.Ofc for every such case there's 100 others that keep the stuff. Obviously. You just don't hear about it.
>>109931367The IRS does not care, they take taxes from drug dealers. They only care if you pay them.
>>109931299>handed them over to authoritiesto do WHAT? they're just going to sell them and keep the money for themselves.
>>109932175Are you implying the IRS can go after a Belgian citizen who holds no US citizenship for gold bars found on non US soil?
Why not build a small furnace and sell it piece by piece to every gold shop in your wider area
I'd just like to point out to everyone that people like >>109932756 can vote.
>>109932758Even better just straight up open up a "We Buy Gold!" shop and pad your books and shipments to refineries.
>>109932791I suppose that's what happening in all these shops anyway. To a lesser degree maybe
>>109931917The laws in Belgium apparently are nicer than one would expect and this kid might get his cut after a few years:>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ydzg0dnz7o>The rightful owner has five years to claim the hoard under Belgian law - though the local prosecutor, who has launched an investigation, said it was not yet known who this might be.>If no one comes forward, civil law states that hidden treasure on someone else's property be divided between the finder and the property's owner.
>>109932832>find wealth on your own property>it's a crime to keep itFake and gay world.
>>109931917I was obviously referring to their local version of whatever the fuck they have instead.
>>109932773uhh sure buddy
>>109931413>>109931443This is what you do. Use the cash for groceries, furniture, fuel, electronics, literally all your incidental purchases. The only money that comes out of your bank is for things you can't pay cash for, like utility bills and taxes. That's why people pay cash at retail and don't really care what it costs, or that you can get it a bit cheaper online. It's essentially free when you have undeclared income
>>109931367>find 50 gold bars in backyard digging>go to laywer>ask him rules and regulations about found old items, be somewhat vague >pay him the couple 100 or 1000 for his time>come up with game plan to "find" gold or melt them as gold has a stupid low melting point into random nuggets and "dig them back up">sell over the course of years or decades>never pooralternatively>go buy some scam gold from some dumb panning scam things like those "buy buckets of rare metals and gems to find">place few nuggets in adding up to few 1000 each order>WTF I GOT REAL GOLD?!?!The whole thing is to not cash out in one go, you could easily pawn and sell off gold to various shops to support any lifestyle you want.
>>109933305you'd be caught immediately retard because natural gold nuggets have a specific structure and a jeweller will see it's fake as soon as they put a microscope on it to check its validity
>>109933305>https://www.blm.gov/programs/energy-and-minerals/mining-and-minerals/locatable-minerals/mining-claims/locating-a-claim>Prospect and locate a claim on a random eligible spot.>File the paperwork and pay the fees to stake the claim.>Steadily sell off your steady "finds" from the claim.
>>109933408Why in the ever living fuck would you sell gold to a jeweler who would give a garbage fraction of the spot price?
>>109931503Okay Al Capone.
>>109933408That's why you sell to pawnshops and other random WE BUY GOLD style places who might give you 40% of the actual cost but ask 0 fucking questions.
>>109933432>>109933453Nobody who has done at least a little bit of research would sell gold to pawnshops, WE BUY GOLD places, random jewelers.Some coin shops though can give a good fraction of spot price but the best pricing has traditionally been selling to metal refineries.
>>109933478Cool anon, it's still more than what the faggot kid in the OP got for turning it over like a good goy.
>>109933478You sound like you don't jaywalk.
>>109933416>>109933478https://www.popularmechanics.com/adventure/a69762000/treasure-hunters-find-gold-fbi/>start to sell large amounts of gold from land you "happen to buy">feds pop up>civil asset fortitude of gold to investigae>tie it up in courts to drain you of all wealth>"yeah it was the feds all along or something cuz like Jimbo the cop in the 1900's lost it there and it's ours">poor and broke>could have just shut up taken the L on some lost profits, selling at 5-10k worth of gold trinkets at a time, and still been a well off multi-millionaire Retards that get greedy will end up broke, smart people shut up and hide in plain sight.
>>109933526Jesus that's grim. I guess every prospector's dream of finding the mother lode would actually be a nightmare in reality. I recall reading similar stories regarding sunken treasure.Is there any story where a treasure hunter discovers the find of a lifetime and makes out rich and unscathed or is that complete fiction in this clown world?
>>109933584>"Cause when shit turns to gold>The poor will be born without ass">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51mZS3oX9iI
>>109933584>Is there any story where a treasure hunter discovers the find of a lifetime and makes out rich and unscathed or is that complete fiction in this clown world?I'm already 1000 pages in [spoiler]I don't want it to end[/spoiler]
>>109931367You're a retard if you go out and buy a $10 million car with your free money, send it offshore and let it just support you for the rest of your lifeOr do it the old fashioned way and hide it in your mattress
>>109933762The Count of Monte Cristo is so fucking kino... too bad it is just fiction... unless... is this anon implying it is real?... *googles*Holy fucking shit it is based on a true story, how the fuck did I not know this? Thanks fren for brightening my day.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Picaud
>>109933584There are ones that make it out rich and unscathed. You just don't hear about them because they're not retards and don't go out announcing the entire world about their treasure. Instead they live a quiet life and pay cash for everything. Just like there are lottery winners that aren't broke after five years. The thing they have in common that they don't tell anyone else about their jackpot.
>>109933408>Yeah I melted it down in my aliexpress furnaceDumb cunt.
>>109931503No. Shut up. Fuck you.>t. IRS rape victim
>>109931503Please don't trivialize the experiences of IRS victims.>>109934179>t. IRS rape victimI am sorry anon. In case you need to hear it, It is not your fault and you were not asking for it regardless of what they tell you.
>>109933775>just send millions of dollars offshore bro nobody will noticeYou need to be 18 to post here.
>>109931308in some european countries there is basically a standing tax on found treasures, which this probably counts as. in britain for example you get to keep a finders fee, but they will fuck you if you try and hide the stash. the reality is also this is gold. you can't just go and cash it in, it's only a liquid asset if you have the surrounding paperwork and it's very traceable, down to the isotope level.
>>109933526>5-10k worth of gold trinkets at a time>small amountseveryone has paperwork anon. the we buy people have paperwork. you keep turning up and questions are going to get asked, not the least of which is 'can you get more'? now people are noticing and asking questions. gold is for stashing money, not laundering it. you buy gold after your money has been cleaned.
>>109933852>The character of Pierre Picaud may nevertheless be called into question, as there is no record of his existence in the archives. He was probably invented by Étienne-Léon de Lamothe-Langon in order to fictionalize the police archives written by Jacques Peuchet, but published after his death. Genealogists have conducted research in an attempt to identify the person who inspired Lamothe-Langon's character of Pierre Picaud. Their research led them to Gaspard-Étienne Pastorel, a convict who spent several years in prison. There are numerous similarities between him and the character of Pierre Picaud, and it appears that he may have been the true inspiration for Lamothe-Langon's character, which in turn inspired Alexandre Dumas in creating the Count of Monte Cristo.always read to the end anon.
>>109931299>deposit gold into Swiss bank>hello I would like to take out a 2 million dollars loan and use this gold as collateral>invest 2 million dollars
>>109931413My girlfriend worked at a waitress throughout university and did this with a reasonable amount of her tip money. We used it for gas, groceries, books, electronics, etc., and kept bank payments to bills and tuition; I saved a ton for a house throughout this since we didn't have much else to worry about.I said "reasonable amount" because you still need to declare just enough for the tax man to assume you're a bad server and people just tip low.
>>109934419God damn it. We just need one true story of a prospector / treasure hunter finding their treasure and making it. There has to be something, somewhere, sometime.
>>109934470And how exactly did that gold end up in Switzerland? Do you have access to advanced teleportation technology?
>>109932499I'd bury that shit and let it rot in the ground before returning it and getting you a thank you letter. What kind of cuck are you?
>>109934544>I don't have to answer your questions>Slips a gold bar in your pocket
>>109934568Have you ever been to an airport?
>>109934578I wouldn't take a plane from Belgium to Switzerland. I would also hire a hot woman like siswet that could hide at least two bars in her ass if it came to that.
>>109931413>The smart thing>for free snacksSo you're both stupid and fat. What an unfortunate combo. Can we expect the adjective 'brown' as well?
/g/ - gold bar smuggling
>>109934581You know that plan is probably the closest thing to a chance but it would still fail because the first thing the swiss bank would do is ask for paperwork for your gold.
>>109932773you cant vote in an american election on 4chan retard
There was a Japanese truck driver in the 80's that found 100 million yen in a briefcase that was presumably yakuza or tax evasion money. After 6 months when no one claimed the ill gotten money, he was allowed to keep it.He did have to pay 34 million in taxes but still, 66 million yen isn't a bad break. >The rightful owner has five years to claim the hoard under Belgian law - though the local prosecutor, who has launched an investigation, said it was not yet known who this might be.>If no one comes forward, civil law states that hidden treasure on someone else's property be divided between the finder and the property's owner.According to the bbc that's the Belgian law for lost property. The Jap had to wait only 6 months and it was his.
>>109934403You don't go to the same WE BUY GOLD place every fucking month dude.
>>109931299>be me>more than two years looking for any job, got rejected and humiliated beyond recognition >got a comfy good paying job a couple months ago>now I just apply and waste their time and reject themhehe
>>109932607>how much can you spendi can smell a retarded goy a mile away with my jewish nose, why the fuck the first thing your 10 braincells go to is thinking about wasting it?with 10 million worth of gold you take it straight to the fucking jews in nyc who cut you a fucking check, and you bring it in comfortable for you amounts, and you keep cashing in, they will gladly buy all of it, you sell 2 millions worth, then open your jewelry shop along with those other jews, hire a good goy, and make him make jewelry out of metal you have unlimited amounts of, then sell.you can even learn to make jewelry yourself, nigger chains etc, prepubescent youtubers can do it so can you, that can be your job for the rest of your life, your kids would inherit a massive gold empire business
if I found 50 gold bars on my property I'd just make rings and crowns and other random shit out of gold and cosplay as a king
>>109934936how stupid are US niggers? you do realize all gold places have to take your ID and details. going to 30 different stores doesnt change that
>>109935785you are just as retarded
>>109934563>I'd bury that shit and let it rot in the ground before returning it and getting you a thank you letter. What kind of cuck are you?I never said I'd do that. I, personally, would sell 32 troy ounces per year to apmex.com, since currently, that's about the limit before they're required to fill out a 1099 on you. Stay under that, no 1099. Another idea is have a jewelry store make you a super-dope chain with one of the bars each year, wear it on your flight out of the country, since generally, jewelry is a "personal possession" and isn't required to be reported to customs.Don't be mad at the dumb kid in the story, he's a white goy, he's the dumb schmuck who slips on a banana peel and everyone laughs.
>>109931308That's the genius of it. He actually kept 51.
Looks like someone learned [spoiler]to let go[/spoiler]
>>109931406Isn't tech a revolving door of talent anyway? I think experience is more attractive and valuable than loyalty to companies
>>109931299>the authoritieswhat a dumb faggot.
>>109931308he must be white. a fucking moron
>>109933079it's a white and kike world and dunce moronic plebs think there "superior" because they look long their masters and overlords, so they abide by the moronic, retarded magic spells (laws) they are shackled to.
>>109931299> gives the find to bloated authorities who will promptly waste it or send it to their friends in another country through some grant kickback scheme.this is the kind of idiot that needs their ass kicked.
>>109931367> BELGIANdid you read the fucking picture you mongoloid?
>>109935785that is not true at all. only for amounts over say 5k or 10k. under that you're fine.
