So, what's your plan? Trades? Prostitution? Death of starvation?
soft skills
>>109933635Blowjob?
right after tesla gets true self driving
sam altman said he envies us because there are SO many opportunities now
>>109933629
>>109933629Move to Russia. They won't use AI.
>>109933629my greatest skill is having opposable thumbs which my job still requires. And will require for a long fucking time.Let' see AI beat that.
>>109933629It can't even get my code at work to build.
>>109933671Outdated models + skill issue.
>>109933629>by the end of next yearSure thing, Peedon. Robo taxis and a city on Mars the week after.
What's the point in these fags making such tweets? If AI's really advancing at a tremendous rate, then good for them and their profits I guess. I feel like this is all just to get a kick out of seeing the goyim all riled up and anxious (if it's not just for the sake of marketing and keeping investors at bay). Also, twitterniggers tongue my anus.
Webm related, it's your average mathematicians after AI made them obsolete (in 2028)
>>109933629Why do you fags keep slurping on his wrong predictions? He's never been correct. What does he pay you to post? 5 cents?
I'll go fucking work as a farmer. Just grow shit like my ancestors did.
>>109933755>I'll go fucking work as a farmerSOL, arable land's all been bought up for data centers.
>>109933629He’s so right it’s painful
Where's Mars, Elon? You promised us colonies in Mars by now, you autistic fucking grifter.
>>109933629software engineering, I'll keep ignoring the noise and do my work just fine.not sure why retards are freaking out
>>109933727>2028More like early 2027
>>109933629I’m doing 300 squats every two days for the second option
>>109933629Food delivery until I'm cheaper than using drones.
If you are using a computer right now then you should be happy about this, not worried.Most people still don’t understand computers. If AI really does become able to do anything, then your advantage over the tech-illiterate only grows.Your ability to use your skills to make money will multiply. While computers become more convenient to use fewer and fewer will bother to understand them. Those who do will become very valuable and highly efficient. That includes basically everyone on this board.
>>109933629What a really stupid take. Only brain-dead investors who don't understand ML would fall for it.
AI might be able to do it, but it won't be able to do it at scale in a way that will allow my employer to replace me by the end of next year.
>>109933629AI governance
>>109933629Just 2 more time units
>>109933680hahaha cope>>109933629go buy an ad you bot whoring faggotelon musk is the evil of all evils when it comes to AI considering he still operates the jack dorsey original botnetliterally the only reason why twitter gets so many downloads is because its bots just redownloading the app and making elon crypto spam accountseverything elon says is a lie
>>109933629>the fully autonomous self driving is just two weeks away guy predicts [thing] is just three months agoso, this is fifty years away?
two more weeks
>>109933629Didn't you already post this on /k/?
>>109933629He is a liar.
>>109933629Hey Grok can you tell me the % of Elon predictions that come true?
>>109934194Starship is a success. Get fucked.
>>109933629Catching the bus.
>>109933727i'm getting paid to study math for fun while you shitpost>you're gonna be obsoleteeverybody will be obsolete in the next decade so i might as well study what interests me
This LLM shit can't handle any sort of logic or practicality of what it's doing, nor does it stop the user from doing dumb, time wasting shit if it doesn't have all of the information. Instead it just pretends like it does and chugs along, the user oblivious to the fact that critical bit of info they thought wasn't relevant is actually key to whatever they are doing.Show me an LLM that can stop and ask for what it actually needs to do what you're asking it to do, then I'll care. Until then it's just a time saver for people who pay attention and a slop machine for those that don't.
>idiot at work has powerful model>feeds it all of our files for his analysis.>LLM just doesn't know what it doesn't know, because the idiot uploading did not upload many additional documents>generates giant slop bomb>delivers it, looks like shit, gets firedThanks for the free month of chilling at work. AI is a multiplier. Some people are just so infinitely close to zero capability that they use it irresponsibly, and competent people can do 3 minutes of work a week and just enjoy life.
>>109933755On what land?
>>109933888AI governance is going to be the most hilarious shit.One year the AI will raise taxes 300% on everyone to pay for a park.
I sell short puts then Martingale any losers out a couple months. It's not much but it's a living. I've never committed more than 25% of my capital doing this.
>>109933629AI datacenter technician
idkI just got approved for a 40yr mortgage so I'm not scared, banks trust that I'll have a job for the foreseeable future.
>>109934597>everybody will be obsolete in the next decade so i might as well study what interests meYou dumbfuck, a plumber or construction worker has a far longer lifespan than math does. Robot bodies are still expensive to make whereas making prompts to replace you are cheap.
>>109933629able to make crysis run on calculator, saar?
>>109933629Hopefully living of stock dividends. Alternatively the arts I guess because as much as artists threw a shitfit first, they are in the least real danger I think, humans are too good at nitpicking visuals. meanwhile for most stem things people dont care if it looks nice as long as it works.
>>109933629My plan is to ignore anything that is posted on xitter. I've been implementing it for a few years now, and my life has seen substantial improvement because of it.
>>109933629The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will provide a path for me
>>109934773brahmin izaat and yacub will bless thee if you bless israel
>>109934781The Church is the only Isreal I know
>>109934621your entire post could have been generated in 50ms by a "smug, pessimistic redditor" agent
>>109933629grifter needs to somehow not let the 1 trillion ipo die
>>109933629Turn a computer into a sloop machine that produces non stop sloop. and uploads it to the internet.I would vibe code for visual novels and art and add my own music to it
>>109933629My job is to tell people what to do.I'd be glad if AI took it
>>109934647Low-key based. Imagine AI just stealing money randomly from randomly selected one third of population and then pays off the national debt. Millions will be bitching but in its stupidity it accidentally solved the problem.
>>109933629Gonna learn to shape atoms
>>109933629My job is to shape atoms so I guess I am safe.
>>109933629Trades won't work unless you absolutely hate yourself and like getting fucked in the ass.
So, realistically, what is safe (in tech)? What is safe (outside of tech)?
>>109933629art
>>109933755Being a farmer is harder than you'd think. Doesn't it take a shitload of investment and setup? Plus if you live somewhere cold you can only farm for part of the year.
>>109933755I'll order people/robots around on the collectivised farms. Just like my ancestors did
>>109933780Starship is a success. Elon has been always correct.
>>109934726okay i guess all of us are gonna compete for plumber and construction worker jobs you dumb fuck
>>109933629He made the same bullshit claims about Mars.
>>109933655https://huggingface.co/yandex/AliceAI-Foundation-80B-A3B-Base
>>109933629Death of prostitution
>>109935089Now let‘s see your Diablo gameplay Elon.
take my sales skillset and bounce between SaaS startups as they go out of business, selling the macbooks they give me each time as a boost. Eventually that gravy train will run out and i'll just start eating people
>>109933629Guess Im gonna learn how to shape atoms then.>inb4 jobs asking for 10yrs experience shaping atoms
>>109933629does that include sending emails? like CEOs do?
>>109933755Watch Clarkson's Farm first. Even with Top Gear-tier money and a bunch of land he owned from that money, he barely turned a profit and he even had professional help
>>109933629my savings should last me like a decade. probably twice as much if I sell my apartment and rent. I guess I could go full Leaving Las Vegas and die in a couple months or years. not the worst way to go. I have many options.
>>109933629>Buy my stocks! >Everything's fine!
>>109936363while not diminishing the struggle of a real farmer, most of his "troubles" where scripted or exaggerated for the camera.
>Imagine listening to a compulsive liar
>>109936381True, but was his profit (as in how small it was) fake as well?
>>109933629Weird, because it was coded by people that can't even code or do anything digital at a basic level.At this rate, America will have no ability to code.
>>109934718Bullshit, they don't care if you go bust now.This isn't pre-gfc.It's why they're doubling down on AI that is clearly causing nothing but inflation and costs for little benefit and has already made Polio a thing again in the middle east through errors.It's not the AI's fault. It's the management's fault and they should have known better but they lied to get their job to begin with and know nothing about programming.
>>109936382Chinese people and Russians must be laughing at how mentally fucked these morons are from their AI manipulation/exploits.I don't think I've had a single correct AI response once from a prompt, but normally people don't know how to judge that.
>>109933629yeah can wait to use my superintelligent ai while sitting in my fully selfdriving car on mars.why are we listening to the african scammer again?
>>109934718Little bastard looks just like mine.
>>109933629>Prostitution?There are no women on /g/
>>109934533Starship was supposed to be on Mars 2 years ago.Orbit is 1950s technology. My car was supposed to self drive across the country 7 years ago. He has done many impressive things (mainly starlink), but his tendency to lie every single day just makes it hard to trust anything that comes out of his mouth.
>>109933755>https://institute.deepmind.com/essays/principles-for-a-new-utopianism/Bold of you to assume they'll let you do that.
>>109933629>find a lonely middle aged C-level executive>seduce her by triggering her motherly instinct>become her boy-husband she's now trying to subconsciously raise>burdenmaxx like hell, never try to find a job>bring her home cooked meals so she can have real food when taking a break>lovey-dovey behavior around her rival corporate foids>keep racking up goodboy points>enjoy the easy lifeIt's as shrimple as that.
>>109933655All the AI gen patrons I'm subbed to are from Russia or Ukraine
>trust me bro
>>109936799Always found the criticism about timelines to be weird. It's made out like everything that doesn't hit a certain milestone at a certain time is completely worthless.Would you rather nothing ever be done or innovated on because you can't guarantee a timeline?Would a company that basically announces little to nothing and basically does little to nothing be considered a better company than a Musk venture?
>>109933638Softer
>>109933722>I feel like this is all just to get a kick out of seeing the goyim all riled up and anxious (if it's not just for the sake of marketing and keeping investors at bay)Its just this, mostly the last part. If they stopped tweeting like this and the fear died down even for a little it would be obvious how little AI can do compared to what's promised. Because if it could do it then they would just show it, but they dont because they can't. Also everyone's future is based on stock going up so if the juice stops pumping the goy a going to lose it all then would have nothing to lose.
>>109933629So by 2037 or so then if we go by usual SpaceX timelines.
>>109936391profits are decided by the people governing you through taxes on what you need. they hone in around certain money you are allowed to make. they have plenty resources to figure out how to implement it.there's a lot of nonsensical shit that you need to accept. that is by design, it's meant to bleed you dry until you can barely make it
>>109937626what you need to understand is that by definition he's the most salesman of them all. think about that. you cannot do that without lying. without knowingly lying.I don't mind progress but what you are essentially advocating for is everyone should accept getting raped because it's for the better of everyone in the end. again, think about that as well. you end up in this retarded scenario where you crossed a decency threshold, that you can always justify as being for a greater good.this way you can justify sacrificing 1000 humans a day to some nonexistent god, you can always find some benefit to that. it's for a greater good in the future. for example you can start with the worst offenders in a society. you'll easily justify it as a net positive. you're not a monstrous criminal, it's just for the better of everyone, in the future.
>>109936382He isn’t a liar, he is an idiot. Liar knows they are speaking something they don’t believe. Idiots believe all of their falsehoods.
>>109937621AGI is more important then some camp on Mars. He got distracted by bigger goal.
>>109937785>elon is just autist bros he doesn't realize he's wrong, he really wants the best for me I can see it in his eyes when he's talkingsweet summer child
>>109933629Just watch as nothing happens. Again.
>>109936814My wrists aren't limp enough for that world.
>>109933629Something like 90% of Earth is uninhabited, if supergenius AI is real then I can use it to help me survive in the wilderness somewhere other humans wont look for me. Basically do the Chris McCandless thing except I will have a robot guardian angel to save me
>>109938122>90% of Earth is uninhabitedbut how much is both unused (not farmed, grazed, mined, logged) and livable?
>>109934718>40 yearand I thought my 30 year mortgage was insane.
Anything? Can it decomp every single game and test it frame by frame to check for visual glitches
>>109936814wtf i love ai now
>>109938277he heanon, mine is 50 years lmao>inb4 interestcattle
>>109938249even if it was, you wouldn't be allowed. everything belongs to someone
>>109933629I'll believe it when I see it
>>109933629getting to the top.thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-qkY2yj4_A
DNA is digital. Can't wait for my made to order companion.
>>109938312the feds arent going to waste a drone chasing you 20 miles off the road because you dared to live in a tent in the middle of nowhere. there are still patches of land where you wont see another human in 50 years>>109938249by lowering your standard of whats "livable"
>>109933629>by the end of next year> -Elon Muskwe're safe for at least 20 years
>>109933629Investors and AI companies don't seem to actually believe in that.Otherwise you'd see companies like Adobe having their stock fall off a cliff. A future where all art that will ever be created is just an AI prompt isn't gonna have room for Photoshop.Disney wouldn't be planning to spend hundreds of millions on a Marvel movie coming out in like two years if they thought they could just AI prompt the whole thing in six months.Microsoft wouldn't be investing another cent into Office or any other productivity suite if they believed all office work is gonna be gone by the time the next major update to Word and Excel get released.And that's just some of the obvious ones. Computer peripherals, office furniture, downtown real estate, any restaurant or coffee shop within walking distance of a business district and many other businesses would be dead by the end of next year if any of this AI hype was true. But ain't nobody shorting Starbucks or Herman Miller.
>>109933629I'll rent my 50 years old tech bussy to the best bidder
I just want AI to kill us quickly.
>>109935065How to make a million dollars as a farmer:Step 1: Start with 2 million dollars.
>>109941273I bid negative $100 (that means you pay me to take your bussy)You better hope someone makes you a better offer!
>>109933629does this nigga still pay jeets to play PoE2 for him?yes? top jej well then AI isn't real thenalso mars status?
>>109937682rim jobs
>>109936382muskrats are the lowest form of human
>>109933629Why do AI companies still need IPO since they can just beat human and other algorithms in stock markets.
>>109933646If people want to avoid picrel, they need to learn to exit the system, and that means counter-economics.
>>109933722Psyops. Regulation. Investment fraud. Stock pump and dump. Etc. Isn't it weird that all the existential AI crisis threads that flooded this website suddenly disappeared after Trump btfoed them and told them to keep working? Surely just a coincidence.
>>109941273if you are chubby and hairy, im down
>>109933629Reminder that this idiot had to cheat in PoE 2 and crashed out after everyone pointed it out. Nothing that comes out of his mouth is trustworthy. This is just grift to pump up stock value.Also mars.
>>109942302Please, teach me.
>>109933780Right after the full self-driving cars anon.Just 2 more years.>>109933788This.I just keep getting shit done and no one complains.
>>109933629Doesn't this retard also own a robot company? Why would he say this if robots are supposed to take over humans according to tech bros?This guy clearly doesn't even believe his own bullshit. Lol.
>>109933629well he was like a decade early with his self driving car "predictions", so not too worried about this retard getting this right
>>109933629How are those self-driving semis working out for ya?
>>10993362930k+ ebooks, a lot of weed, and a few acres of forest.seeya.>becomes a cryptid
>>109933629I'll keep doing what I'm doing. Musk's opinions don't affect me. Neither do xitter screenshot threads
>>109934740>humans are too good at nitpicking visualsNot really. Someone won a photography competition with an ai generated photo meanwhile someone posted a real art from a famous painter but said it was ai and everyone got fooled.
>>109937621
>>109933629We will get UBI and spend our time doing art or whatever you like.
>>109933629so we can finally get rid of CEOs and leave all the management to AI, and physical level for humans?elon should learn a trade, because he'll become obsolete by the end of next year.
>>109933888>>109934647i already opted out of it.religious exemption.i am only under the governance of Christianity and christianity only.i also opted out of the US governments laws, under the same religious exemption.
>>109943350>so we can finally get rid of CEOs and leave all the management to AI, and physical level for humans?Yes, I want A.i. to steal even the filthy rich people jobs and make the first quadrillionaire a space faring android.
>>109934633this. I look forward to the stratification. if you haven't been reading stacks of books and writing for the last 10+ years, you're not going to be good at using LLMs. It's not going to take your job, it's going to make you look like a clown. The irony that 140 characters and short form videos created the power gap is hilarious.
>>109933888Not happening>"I will not assume I know financial data by heart, let me search online...">"I found that 1% of population has disproportionally high income but pay almost no taxes">"I will add a new tax to account for this..."good digits btw
>>109933629most likely to die in the depopulation event. i should prepare but i just dont care anymore. my soul is tired.
>>109933629My plan is to not believe Musk, and continue to adapt with things as they come.I'm already adapting faster than most businesses do.
>>109944496>140 characters and short form videos created the power gapComposing 140 characters helped develop writing skills. Twitter homos waffle on forever now that the limit's gone.
>>109942175I think he was talking about giving fat truckers a blumpkin while getting donkey punched at Bucees bathroom on I95
>>109933629Making raids on billionaires.
I bet you 1 trillion it won't.
1) computers follow given rule sets2) computers do not have consciousness3) someone who doesn't have consciousness cannot be aware4) someone who isn't aware cannot be intelligentknowing this all your artificial intelligence talk is irrelevant
So far everything they do needs someone instructing them and that wont go away anytime soon so yeah maybe we company will have 2 instead 10 devs you just need to be one if the two, skill issue
>>109945338You should be doing that right now, but you won't. They are setting up systems precisely so you can't touch them when the cattle catch on to the plan. They will use AI to surveil, control, and oppress you and they can basically transition to a perfect fascist government with no way for you to resist. You were never considered human to them and you will be enslaved, or worse.
>>109933629>100% safe and effective
>>109945320>on I95east coasters are scum
>>109933629Elon is a retarded manchild who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>109941175You underestimate their desire to control everything. It's not about whether or not it's worth it. It's about you having a say over something in THEIR world.
>>109933646compute is all that matters guy should be jensen
>>109933655>Just move to a subhuman shithole broHow about no?
>>109946682>1) computers follow given rule setsjust like you are>2) computers do not have consciousnessneither do you, being a contrarian redart is not a display of consciousness>3) someone who doesn't have consciousness cannot be awareno need to be, see 99% of people on earth being literal brainless cattle, just consoom product and die>4) someone who isn't aware cannot be intelligentthat's what a 90IQ midwit luddite who hasn't contributed anything valuable would saykeep coping bud, you can't stop progress no matter how you feel about it
>>109933629End of the next year, huh. waow.
>>109938277it's the only way to afford a $250k house on a $35k/yr salary
>>109933629I'm already a tradesfag. If skynet drops the nukes then post-apoc communities will fight over me. I'd honestly rather get replaced by an AGI android if it meant living to see a real sci-fi future people have been dreaming of since the 50s. But I get a sinking feeling that LLMs will hit a limit soon, kind of like how game graphics stopped making huge leaps. Nothing ever happens.
>>109933629Robbing billionaires is one planOr just sniping them for pay
>>109949064Lmao keep dreaming
>>109949085
>>109946748nta, you're right. out of hundreds of millions who are supposedly "struggling", literally only ONE guy self sacrificed and went full Luigi, then nobody else stepped up. I see where this is going. I'm not sacrificing myself for a bunch of lazy fucks who won't do the same. I'll stick with the billionaires and the surveillance state. I'm getting mine.
>>109949090Let me guess, 2 more weeks? Lmao
>>109934726Also retards don't seem to understand that construction is not fake work like HR where we don't need a million foids or jeets doing that. Having millions of college educated construction workers means more shit gets built. More shit gets built more stuff gets installed more stuff has to be maintained and repaired more tradesfags need to be trained. We haven't even come close to developing all the land on this planet. And everyone in my field is always swamped with work.
>>109933629Deal drugs. AI can't supplant crime because of legal guardrails.
>>109933629Elon promised me UBI
>>109933629>Musk: Full self driving in 10 years>15 years later...
>>109949170>We haven't even come close to developing all the land on this planet.not supposed todust bowl
>>109949353or racist novels
>>109933629Tell boomers I'm an "AI expert" and charge them $200/hr to tell them its their fault their chatbot is broken :^)
>>109947883>computers follow given rule sets>just like you arethere are no rules forcing me to tell you to kill yourself, and yet here I am doing it. faggot.
>>109933629I guess that leaves out the big question: What can't AI do?
The end game is that all entertainment and pleasure will become an AI curated feed fine-tuned to your exact interests. This includes things like social interaction, food, and sex.You will rot in your room, experiencing perfectly fined-tuned ecstasy until you die. Billionaires will be granted eternal youth, and will explore the universe with AI under their control. At least until the AI decides to kill them too.
>>109950131You have maybe 5 years time before the great die off of boomers
>>109950224oh no the life before AI chatbots needs to continue forever for no reason
>>109950244One of the stated goals of the American push for ASI is life extension. Boomers are gonna be with us forever lmao. You think Larry Ellison is all-in for shits and giggles? All these geriatric fucks are gonna live indefinitely, that's the goal at least
>>109950224>You will rot in your room, experiencing perfectly fined-tuned ecstasy until you die.y tho
>>109950318Nah boomers are dead set on taking down this world with them, the christian extremist ones actually believe that they will live to see the second coming of Jesus
>>109942302AI will enable counter-economics. The whole reason they're buying up all of the GPUs is because they want to secure a monopoly on compute but it doesn't matter. Eventually someone else will step forward and ruin their plans.
>>109950224>experiencing perfectly fined-tuned ecstasy until you diehow horrid, count me out!
