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Updoot! 09/30/26(Wed)20:34:18 No.109951476

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Updoot! Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:34:18 No.109951476 Archived

https://lwn.net/Articles/1097401/

Another day another mountain of vulnerabilities found in the kernel
Why are humans so bad at writing secure code,

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:35:29 No.109951480

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:35:29 No.109951480

>lunduke windows dot net
buy an ad

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:35:38 No.109951482

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:35:38 No.109951482

>>109951476
people are using ai to scan the kernel for issues? now try the same with windows

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:37:30 No.109951486

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:37:30 No.109951486

how come you always hear about new cves being found but NEVER hear about one being exploited?

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:38:45 No.109951491

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:38:45 No.109951491

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>>109951486

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:39:25 No.109951498

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:39:25 No.109951498

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>>109951476
>mountains of vulnerabilities gets uncovered
>mountains of vulnerabilities gets fixed
I love free software

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:40:25 No.109951505

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:40:25 No.109951505

>>109951482
>people are using ai to scan the kernel for issues?
People are scanning everything for issues. Someone vibe coded a PS5 exploit recently and got a $10k payout from Sony.

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)20:42:38 No.109951517

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)20:42:38 No.109951517

>>109951486
Most CVEs aren't practically exploitable.

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)21:04:52 No.109951647

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)21:04:52 No.109951647

don't care I just updated my kernel

>>109951476
>version 6.12
dumbians

egas
09/30/26(Wed)21:23:39 No.109951768

egas 09/30/26(Wed)21:23:39 No.109951768

>tech illiterate mostly wintard /g/eet's haven't clocked yet the multi year old news about linus and gkh calling the security theater industry's bluff by tagging literally every fixed bug as a CVE
how surprising!

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)22:02:40 No.109951971

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)22:02:40 No.109951971

>>109951505
for linux you could do a git pull. for windows you need a ghidra mcp

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)22:06:07 No.109951989

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)22:06:07 No.109951989

>>109951476
>local privilege execution
Yawn. Same thing every time.

Anonymous
09/30/26(Wed)22:06:56 No.109951991

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)22:06:56 No.109951991

>>109951476
Another vibeGOD victory

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)05:47:14 No.109954104

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)05:47:14 No.109954104

https://desuarchive.org/g/search/text/%22Another%20vibeGOD%20victory%22

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)08:10:51 No.109954903

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)08:10:51 No.109954903

AI is de-tangling fathoming cogitating a few decades of old code. The kernel updates will be often and big whilst they catch up. Relax, grab a drink, go wok your dog, get some sunlight, get some sleep. The kernel devs will be busy fix this for you.

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)12:54:03 No.109956969

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>>109951476
u mad?

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)12:56:19 No.109956980

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)12:56:19 No.109956980

>>109951480
lmao

>>109951498
never guaranteed but yeah i guess.

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)14:48:05 No.109957994

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)14:48:05 No.109957994

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>>109954903
>go wok your dog

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)15:02:16 No.109958122

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)15:02:16 No.109958122

>>109951486
because almost 98% of them need admin privileges in the first place

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)15:05:05 No.109958149

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)15:05:05 No.109958149

>>109951476
>We recommend that you upgrade your linux packages.
Done. What now?

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)15:08:41 No.109958174

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)15:08:41 No.109958174

>>109951486
That's irrelevant, idiot, the point is that they could be exploited.

Anonymous
10/01/26(Thu)20:50:06 No.109960589

Anonymous 10/01/26(Thu)20:50:06 No.109960589

>>109951991
you didn't wonned anything, vibeghoul.